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Left: Superbad star Jonah Hill. Right: The Hobbit.

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    1. Janell says – reply to this


      101

      she looks like the kid that played tom hank's best friend in big…lol



    2. 102

      they don't look that close perez. you've done better.

    3. kellyg says – reply to this


      103

      Left:Perez Fucking Hilton. Right: A Big Fat Steaming Pile of Gay Cuban Imposter Shit With Rainbow Brite Hair, Buck Teeth, and a raging case of 'roids.

    4. Paola says – reply to this


      104

      you mean, Jonah Hill - Chris Penn

      separated at birth

    5. h says – reply to this


      105

      They look nothing alike. I love Jonah,and I think Cynthia's girlfriend,I believe her name is Christine,seems very happy! So basically she's having an amazing time happily living her life, and you,Perez,are a bottom-feeder who is so upset with his own miserable existence that you have to demean those content with themselves and the people in their lives. Like someone said previously,you're the most homophobic gay around.

    6. m says – reply to this


      106

      No more like :Jonah Hill was separated at birth from that fat kid from The Sandlot movie :) Seriously! Check it out!

    7. Annie says – reply to this


      107

      Unnecessary, uninteresting and hurtful

    8. I KNOW says – reply to this


      108

      THATS A GOOD PICTURE OF JONAH, IN PERSON HES A MONSTER!!!!
      JOWLS FOR DAYS!!!
      AND WHAT A PRICK!!!

    9. tia says – reply to this


      109

      she looks like Kathy Griffith 'pre' all the plastic surgery:)



    10. 110

      You have to be suffering from facial blindness. These 2 douches look nothing a like.

    11. tongue says – reply to this


      111

      not even close moron



    12. 112

      Don't all young yids kind of look alike…??? No, no, no,….Just kidding. Seriously, just kidding. Truly, only kidding.



    13. 113

      Wait a minute. You're not telling me the one on the right is a lady…??? Seriously???
      Noooooo….seriously…???



    14. 114

      Dear P-Nasty, i need you to answer me this question…..WTF DOES MISS NIXON SEE IN THE HOBBIT??????? cuz really i don't fuckin see it

    15. oooo says – reply to this


      115

      Perez Hilton, you really should stop the lesbian hating, its homophobia, you ugly SAD person.. you dont know this lady, and your shit aint funny, so just stop.



    16. 116

      Re: oooo –

      if you don't life perez why the fuck are you on this site…..clearly ur the sad one. and he clearly doesn't hate on lesbians

    17. Jasmin says – reply to this


      117

      This is the SECOND one today? Wow.

      Perez, one would hope that, since you are gay, you would actually be a positive impact on the community and not act like every homophobic asshole that's hiding in the closet. Grow up.

      Cynthia Nixon took a big step coming out of the closet with her partner Christine Marinoni and all you can do is make fun of the way she looks. Your blog is a true representation of another gay man not willing to celebrate the success of one another and instead use your publicity to relinquish it. Yeah, bravo, hilarious Perez. You're just another douche on the street. I must reiterate, grow up.

      While we're struggling to get our rights, which you NEVER post about, you're making fun of what a short haired lesbian looks like by comparing her to a short haired man. Clever.

    18. Superb says – reply to this


      118

      Does anyone know what happened to Jonahs arm? I've seen it a lot in the movies but I can't find anything out about it!

    19. d.c. l says – reply to this


      119

      wtf perez. why repeatedly rail on cynthia nixon's partner? she's not even famous. you're being a shit right now.

      more portia di rossi photos. please. mmm…. portia.

    20. munmun says – reply to this


      120

      projecting much? this person isn't a publich figure, she's just dating someone who is. that doesn't make her fair game. there must be something beautiful (physical or not) about her because someone chose to love her. how much love do you have in your life, perez?

      grow up.

    21. JACKIE says – reply to this


      121

      JONAH ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HE'S EITHER HIGH OR HAS BEEN CRYING FOR 5 HRS. IDK.. THERES SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT KID..

    22. Minny says – reply to this


      122

      I say google "mason reese" and see if the former child star bears any resemblance. I'm old enough to know what I'm talking about.

    23. Psycho says – reply to this


      123

      She's smiling–she's happy. and she's doing it without criticizing others (unlike you).

      You're really stooping Perez. You're nothing to look at yourself.

    24. MsLulu says – reply to this


      124

      Could Hill look anymore stoned?

    25. Meg says – reply to this


      125

      Don't insult Jonah like this.
      PS. as haggard as Cynthia Nixon looks in SATC movie I can see why she has settled for the hobbit



    26. 126

      THEY ARE BOTH SO FUCKING UGLY I CAN'T STAND IT!!!!!! I hope that they both drink a gallon of cow diarrhea laced with cyanide. People this ugly deserve to die!

    27. elle says – reply to this


      127

      your so mean perez as long as shes happy

    28. Ro says – reply to this


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      Yr just jealous of her Perez bc the "hobbit" has a beautiful and famous partner! Sometimes you are so damn mean! Ok that's part of why i read your column but…. Didn't yr mom teach you that beauty comes from the inside? also that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

    29. m e l says – reply to this


      129

      imagine if jonah & cynthias hobbit friend had a baby….

      HOT



    30. 130

      The person on the right is a woman?? DEAR GOD. MY EYESSSSSSS.

      Jonah is da mann.

    31. Ben says – reply to this


      131

      What an arse you are. I wonder WHY that lady doesn't come out often. A cheap laugh.



    32. 132

      double sick.

    33. Kat says – reply to this


      133

      they dont look anything alike only the hair color kindaaaa

    34. curly- says – reply to this


      134

      Jonah is a a***hole… asked for his pic for my friend at the MTV Movie Awards and he was a total jerk Can't wait until his 15 minutes are over… OVER HIM!!!



    35. 135

      What an a**hole! Asked for a pic at the MTV Movie Awards for a friend….. but superass declined! Can't wait for his 15 minutes to be over… I am tired of looking at his fat ass!

    36. PEeee says – reply to this


      136

      There both just fat.
      You are a fat ass too lol.

    37. Dude says – reply to this


      137

      Leave her alone. She's not a celeb.

    38. brizzl says – reply to this


      138

      looks like a jew to me. i hate when idiots call jews "white people"

    39. RagHag says – reply to this


      139

      This is over the line. That woman is not a celebrity. She happened to fall in love with one. To make fun of her by calling her the Hobbit is cruel. I thought you were pissed at the celebrities who hid in the closet. Well, Cynthia Nixon didn't, and you decide it would be cool to make fun of her girlfriend. You should be ashamed of yourself, Perez. Who the hell are you?

    40. foxy says – reply to this


      140

      hells ya Natali….Jonah is cuter..

    41. T.K. says – reply to this


      141

      Jonah Hill's idea of talent is to use the F-word, the M-F word, or the S-word every 7 seconds.
      He's fat, he's ugly, he's not funny, and he has no talent.

    42. Jen says – reply to this


      142

      oh c'mon perez~ stop being such a brat and leave Cynthia Nixon's lover alone! why all this hate? especially on gay couples?

    43. mia says – reply to this


      143

      i don't think so…'THE HOBBIT' looks more like Steve the Pirate. but that's just my opinion.

    44. Dave says – reply to this


      144

      WTF?, John Mayer OK, but not Jonah Hill, Cubano what fuckin' drugs you takin'?, obviously waaaay better that Wino !

    45. TONI says – reply to this


      145

      DO ALL OF YOU GO TO THIS SITE JUST TO BELITTLE PEOPLE?THIS WOMAN IS A TEACHER TO CHILDREN,AND IS NOT A CELEBRITY , SO SHE DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE MADE FUN OF. I'D LOVE TO SEE WHAT ALL OF THE PEOPLE ON HERE LOOK LIKE BEHIND THEIR LAPTOPS.THIS IS WHY THIS SITE LOSES CREDIBILITY BY THE DAY. EVERY SINGLE STORY ON THIS SITE CONTAINS HATEFUL MESSAGES,AND NO LONGER IS THIS SITE VIABLE FOR FOR ENTERAINMENT,AND CELEBRITY NEWS. DEAL WITH YOUR LIVES BECAUSE YOUR DISPLACED AGGRESSION MAKES YOU LOOK VINDICTIVE,AND IGNORANT. WHAT IF SHE WAS TEACHING ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN?IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S A BRITNEY,OR A LOHAN, WHO ENCOURAGE THE ATTENTION. SHE IS JUST TRYING TO SUPPORT HER LOVER.I ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO GROW UP! NOW PRINT THAT!

    46. kate says – reply to this


      146

      You're a wanker Perez. What she's ever done to you? Fuckface.

    47. jenbun says – reply to this


      147

      think about it: have you ever seen jason alexander and christine marinoni in the same place at the same time? they're the same person!

    48. well says – reply to this


      148

      honestly they don't look that much alike

      perez you could ONLY DREAM to look like them…….

    49. sam says – reply to this


      149

      Re: yousab –
      perez takes the cake…then eats it

    50. Saskia says – reply to this


      150

      I've think Jonah looks just like the late Chris Penn.

    51. Sonia says – reply to this


      151

      I think she looks like rob thomas more!

    52. caro says – reply to this


      152

      they have together very beautiful eyes!!!!

    53. Abi says – reply to this


      153

      aw I think she's cute. I want to pinch her cheeks!

    54. bbc says – reply to this


      154

      Not that its going to matter to you…but pick on folks that choose to be part of "lala land" not innocent bystanders….

    55. bbcole says – reply to this


      155

      Re: TONI – Amen….



    56. 156

      those people are not sexy

    57. Hanari says – reply to this


      157

      What, so it's only okay to be gay if you're good looking? Give her a break for crying out loud - I can't imagine she's embracing this new celebrity status.

    58. sb21 says – reply to this


      158

      for the love of god, you've had your fun with this woman, get over it and leave her alone already. you're obsessed with finding "look alikes" for her. enough already. move on to your next victim.

    59. Justag says – reply to this


      159

      Both of these people are better people, and BETTER LOOKING PEOPLE than you, Perez..

    60. JS says – reply to this


      160

      She looks like a young John Goodman!



    61. 161

      :) :) haha…. love jonah hill but still funny!! :) )

    62. Boner says – reply to this


      162

      The Hobbit looks like ELLEN!

    63. beache says – reply to this


      163

      If you are comparing "separated at births" to that Hobbitt pic, why not put Cynthia Nixon's girlfriends pic there. I think she's an even better "twin!

    64. taylor says – reply to this


      164

      MUCH better comparison this time than to hottie Rob Thomas!



    65. 165

      Yeah I was sure that was the same person. You people are in denial. They look exactly alike! How could Cyn divorce a MAN for that?



    66. 166

      Re: beache – ………. that IS THE HOBBIT LOL! Get it? The hobbit is the same person as Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend. That's AMAZING that you didn't understand.

    67. jhello says – reply to this


      167

      they dont look alike at all. ur bad at this.

    68. Novah says – reply to this


      168

      For the first time, i really think you're mean.. Two "Separated at Birth" That's much enough.

    69. An says – reply to this


      169

      I don't know why Perez's making fun of these people. He looks like a pig himself. He should save the time to work out a little bit, or is it too late for him?

    70. Yvette says – reply to this


      170

      Usually "separated at birth" is totally on top!!!This one is so far off. They don't have anything in common except they like to eat tacos.

    71. olsent says – reply to this


      171

      I really don't see anything alike. Besides, Jonah is amazing.



    72. 172

      Whoah Cynthia is one Lucky mother fucker!

    73. adasdf says – reply to this


      173

      thats a stretch…they dont look that much alike

    74. Meg says – reply to this


      174

      Fo sho!

    75. luciou says – reply to this


      175

      Is it just me or does the Hobbit look like Cynthis Nixon's ugly Lez?!?!?!

    76. rZa says – reply to this


      176

      this is ridiculous. why hate so much? she is an education advocate!!! what is she doing to you? Honestly.

    77. Teagan says – reply to this


      177

      Sad reality Perez is that YOU are uglier than either one!!! If I were you Id get some serious plastic surgery or shut my fat mouth…

    78. Just r says – reply to this


      178

      Man, perez you hate on some lesbians. Stop telling us to donate to your causes when you spread hate against gay people, fat, people, etc all the time!!!!!!!

    79. jane d says – reply to this


      179

      Disgustingly Funny!

    80. The Tr says – reply to this


      180

      you are missing the obvious…..HOWDY DOODY

    81. ad says – reply to this


      181

      Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
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      Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
      Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
      Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
      Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
      Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
      Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
      Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad
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      Jonah Hill looks like Josh Gad

    82. HAHA says – reply to this


      182

      the HOBBIT deserves the biggest LOL. Absolutely LOL. Now THAT is friggen funny. Thank you!

    83. spliff says – reply to this


      183

      alright already, let the hobbit be. you're not the prettiest person in the room either. naughty.

    84. Mars says – reply to this


      184

      Hahahahah, Swarm!Thats a good one!I wonder how they have sex…

    85. harlee says – reply to this


      185

      woahh that guy doesnt even look
      like the hobbit hes like wayy fatter now…

    86. lala says – reply to this


      186

      Re: lala – OMG God No I don't! You Idiot!

    87. Lisa says – reply to this


      187

      You make Me laugh Perez!!

    88. Lisa says – reply to this


      188

      You make Me laugh Perez!!!

    89. Lisa says – reply to this


      189

      You make Me laugh Perez!!!!

    90. theo says – reply to this


      190

      I guess Cynthia has been in this world long enough to know what makes her happy. It sucks for her that she found it in a girl who isn't (shall we say) camera friendly. I feel for her girlfriend. I'm sure she has taken quite a beating. Love conquers all right!?

    91. :| says – reply to this


      191

      not even.

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