She's Resorted To THIS

Filed under: Mischa Barton

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We told you last week that Mischa Barton's career is over.

We could not have been more accurate!

The former TV star's lack of acting work must be affecting her bank account and her pride. She's resorted to staging photo ops with the paparazzi for money and attention.

That is such a Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag thing to do!

On Wednesday, Mushy and her pet pooch, Charles, went for a candid staged walk and photo shoot in an L.A. park.

That shit you smell is Fartone's desperation!

P.S. The "exclusive" pics she took with these paps is the same photo agency that snapped her twice exclusively the week after she was busted for DUI last year.

P.S. #2: Do you think her friends at the photo agency retouched her cottage cheese thighs???

Sometimes it pays (in more ways than one) to be in bed with the paparazzi - money AND no unflattering shots!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

    Posted: Jun 5, 2008 at 1:45 pm / Email this  »

    119 comments to “She's Resorted To THIS”

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    1. Joanna says – reply to this


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      12th? x

    2. cdar says – reply to this


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      First!!! also why doesnt mushy get a fucking life…loser

    3. LolaLa says – reply to this


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      I don't see any cellulite

    4. Sarah says – reply to this


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      At least her legs don't look like cottage cheese

    5. amber says – reply to this


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      skank.

      first.

    6. Jastye says – reply to this


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      Where's her cellulite?

    7. Jen says – reply to this


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      A bitch has gots to get her drug money somehow!

    8. gg says – reply to this


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      first!

    9. bonk says – reply to this


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      bonk!

    10. gg says – reply to this


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      Such a young has-been!!!

    11. Molly says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    12. ihatep says – reply to this


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      GO TO HELL FAT BOY AND YOU 1ST IDIOTS

    13. stllll says – reply to this


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      2nd? eh? She should have died forreal on the OC!

    14. 12th! says – reply to this


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      mushy sucks!

    15. Amber says – reply to this


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      I love how she made it a point to show her upper legs– no cellulite.

    16. dd says – reply to this


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      lol eww skank

    17. ihatep says – reply to this


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      PEOPLE WHO WRITE "FIRST" WILL BE THE 1ST TO DIE

    18. trishi says – reply to this


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      ewww
      go redwings!!!!
      hey hey hockey town!!!

    19. Susan says – reply to this


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      sad for her… she is out…

    20. mica says – reply to this


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      at least her legs dont look mushy

    21. Cottag says – reply to this


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      I thought this has-been moved to France? What is she doing staging photo ops in LA?



    22. 22

      Sad, but true.

    23. paul says – reply to this


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      maybe she will eat poop for attention too!

    24. Art Va says – reply to this


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      At least she had a career, Mario. What have you ever done? A fat nasty looking fag who leeches off celebrities and publishes a blog should not criticize someone who was once a TV star, and may be again one day. She's already done more than you ever will.

    25. Dana says – reply to this


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      I love that she wore shorts to disspell all those cellulite rumors!

    26. holly says – reply to this


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      youlu

    27. Me says – reply to this


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      First

    28. Canuck says – reply to this


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      Then don't pay for these pictures, Perez.
      That's the only way she and Speidi will go away…

    29. RT says – reply to this


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      Why publish a story about this? SHE'S A LOSER!!!

    30. MPessa says – reply to this


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      She was excellent in Lawndogs. If you haven't seen it GO RENT IT NOW!!!! I have been a fan of hers ever since.

    31. burrit says – reply to this


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      …her legs look cell free for a change.

    32. Me Aga says – reply to this


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      Re: ihatep – I guess someone forgot to take their happy pill. BTW Once a mushy always a MUSHY

    33. chic says – reply to this


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      her thigh looks pretty smooth, not at all celulite-y

    34. JackH says – reply to this


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      First!

    35. df says – reply to this


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      Boring!!!
      NEXT!!

    36. rebecc says – reply to this


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      is it just me or does the dog look sad?

    37. JV says – reply to this


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      All right, Perez, I get it. You don't like Mushy. Now you're becoming a cyberbully. She'll still make more out of photo ops that I do punching a clock.

    38. Loren says – reply to this


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      she is way too young to have cottage cheese- its BS ( this coming from someone who doesnt even like her!)

    39. gigi says – reply to this


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      WTF. What is wrong with society today. All everyone wants is to be famous. It's sick. IF being a celebutard is so great, why are they all fucked up. They do drugs and spread std's. It's so sad. They think being famous will make them happy but it actually makes them sad and sick. All the celebutards need to go get an education and have a life. A real life. Not the smoke and mirror life they really have. Jesus, these people are pathetic.

    40. Shanno says – reply to this


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      Poor little Charles looks miserable

    41. SanD says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez,

      How come you have it out for this girl? Why do you hate her so? A lot of celebrities are mean to you, I'm sure so why this one?

    42. x says – reply to this


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      wasn't she supposed to star in the Decameron???

    43. bob says – reply to this


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      well, nice job on ruining it for her I guess

    44. ):-) says – reply to this


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      Isn't that the bitch who has the legs that look like tapioca pudding? Of course she has no career, her thighs look like they were in a fire.

    45. retouc says – reply to this


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      The dog is cuter.

    46. Franki says – reply to this


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      Cottage cheese thighs? You're an asshole, Perez.

    47. Lulu says – reply to this


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      Let's see your jello rolls Mario.

    48. Kait says – reply to this


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      any woman's legs would look amazing sitting like that. but you definitely need to get over her and her cellulite.

    49. Ju says – reply to this


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      seriously ppl, 90% of women have cellulite. isn't it a good thing that someone as skinny as she is has it too, showing that it shouldn't be so made fun of and that not just fat ppl get it too (hint hint). come on paparazzos. grow up! celebrities are people and people aren't perfect.

    50. Mattie says – reply to this


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      Shut up Perez! I love Mishca–shes skinnier than SOME people..and shes doing the best she can.

    51. Cassie says – reply to this


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      Cute dog. :)

    52. duh says – reply to this


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      Re: RT – because he knows you'll respond, and then more hits for him…

    53. lynn says – reply to this


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      cellulite or not, she does have wide, very un-muscular legs. You can see it when she stands up. Anyways, she sucks and I love it when perez calls her mushy fartone. it makes me laugh anytime.

    54. pat says – reply to this


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      doesn't anyone get tired of saying the same thing over and over and over and over….

    55. Rochel says – reply to this


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      How old is this woman? She looks like she's in her mid-30's and I know she's not even 24.

      SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOUR SKIN LADIES. It will age you so fast and leave your skin looking like a Louis Vuitton handbag, just look at Mischa.

    56. russel says – reply to this


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      why can't you leave her alone? she's a lovely girl and she's a good actress, so what if the OC ended? leave her alone and stop having a go at her legs. you're hardly perfect, are you? may i remind you YOU ARE OBESE.
      thank god no one is this nasty in england, if you lived here you would hopefully be deported.

    57. lily says – reply to this


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      Re: ):-) – I am so sad for the youth of this world who think they have to have "perfect" thighs to have a career or to be of any value. WTF….

    58. jen says – reply to this


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      there are treatments for cellulite, she probably just gotten taken care of, with a little money you can afford not to have it.

    59. villy says – reply to this


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      just because Perez says this photo was staged, doesn't mean it was.

    60. Doug says – reply to this


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      It's less pathetic that hanging around at a Hot Topic!

    61. Emily says – reply to this


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      you are calling her desperate, try looking in the mirror!

    62. Alexis says – reply to this


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      She's not that bad, and her career isn't over. Just because she's not on TV show anymore doesn't mean that she's not doing other things. Careers change and evolve all the time.

    63. Sophie says – reply to this


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      WHY DO YOU HATE HER SO MUCH?

    64. rudgs says – reply to this


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      Your obsession with her is really getting old. Same thing with Kirsten Dunst. Please get some better news than your hatred towards them.

    65. dmd says – reply to this


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      Ugly chicks don't work in Hollywood…she should try the drive-thru

    66. lelly says – reply to this


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      Where's the Mushy thighs?



    67. 67

      I thought maybe she was shooting a commercial for Advantage flea dip.

    68. ROBBIE says – reply to this


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      her face is BEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    69. Michel says – reply to this


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      perez u're so mean!!! like u r perfect urself!!??

    70. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Homosexual crap not enough Perez? Now You have to do Beastility pic/jokes?



    71. 71

      Ughhh, Perez, you have a problem!!!!, Mischa is amazing… and i don't see any cellulite

    72. stefys says – reply to this


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      She should have never left the OC. Leaving was the kiss of death.

    73. Rollin says – reply to this


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      Yes, we all walk our dogs with our hair perfectly styled and a face full of makeup. Add the dog-UNfriendly clothes and the airbrushing to the mix, and I am just plain embarassed for this little girl! Desperately seeking attention.

    74. Mona says – reply to this


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      I think it's stupid singling her out.. Many other female stars have been busted for DUI!

    75. t-mone says – reply to this


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      i dont think she is that bad. I liked her in the OC. I didn't see any cellulite. sad if her career is over though.

    76. perez= says – reply to this


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      cottage cheese? last time i checked perez, you were a little on the heavy side yourself. you are quite the hyprocrite my friend. I find it funny that everyone is wondering why women are so hard on themselves and their bodies when in fact, it;s because of people like you Perez. You just loooove making fun of other people, possibly because you're just trying to deal with your own insecurities? or you just get a kick out of people like me writing on your site angrily. I am not the biggest fan of Mischa, but I sure as hell wouldn't point out to the whole world her "crumbling" career and her "cottage cheese". You just wait "Queen of Media", your time will come when you become a has-been yourself! or is that even possible to become a has-been when you haven't even "been" yet. You are a piece of work

    77. me says – reply to this


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      Re: lily – Not at all, not everyone has to have perfect thighs, but if you choose to be in that business you better have the fortitude to put up with abuse if you don't. I know that sounds ridiculous but it is a petty business and if you're not being attacked over your thighs you're being attacked over the pimple on your cheek or the bad boob job or you're last bad movie or "song", it goes with the territory and if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

    78. Liza says – reply to this


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      EVEN CHARLES CAN'T STAND HER!!
      he doesn't care to look or be close to her.

    79. Tiffan says – reply to this


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      you guys are pretty mean. Why Perez decides to pick on some and not on others is ridiculous. I don't know why he finds the need to be so malicious. Use your widespread audience for some good.

    80. DurBur says – reply to this


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      Eww her legs were definetly retouched and shes the worst actress ever…. for real she SUCKS

    81. Miia says – reply to this


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      Hi Perez, could you please bring new, interesting people up instead of hammering familiar faces down. It's kinda boring to read that Mischas career is over for the 100th time. Besides, a hasbeen is better than NEVERhasbeen.

    82. jane says – reply to this


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      look who is talking,has your cottage cheese face been retouched?prez,stop hating every one!

    83. sheila says – reply to this


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      HEY!!! wheres her cellulite????? GONE??? OPERATED???? HUH?!!!

    84. celest says – reply to this


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      god perez you should have more proof that she has nasty thighs than just one photo. her thighs dont even look that bad in it.

    85. stewie says – reply to this


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      You know Perez, you are nothing more than a woman hater!! Are you so jealous that you resort to name bashing? LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    86. HmoBtr says – reply to this


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      Good ole photoshop to help her with those thighs. It's too bad your thighs aren't put on more pics and magazines. Oh wait, they are. Only their worse than Micha's and they're normally pictured up in the air while you're getting rammed by some dude. And yes, you do frontal scenes.

    87. DENISE says – reply to this


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      so what who cares lave the girl alone, so she may be a skank but your r so much worse, celebrity cock sucking leech, get a proper make over you ugly fat get.
      all girls have celulite, its just pervy paparazzi waitin for every cheap shot. its u fuckers who ruin careers . i hop e one day you r on here emptying your desk.! I bet u have cottage cheese hangin from your knob, bum boy

    88. jake says – reply to this


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      leaving oc was worst thing for her career, she was star of the show. now, she has got so much uglier due to stress and unhappiness. but really Perez you are partly to blame.

    89. claire says – reply to this


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      i like her. youre just jelous :]

    90. LEAVE says – reply to this


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      PEREZ HILTON YOUR CARRER SUCKS LOL … ur just a gay guy writing about other peoples lives plus ur UGLY - seriously LEAVE HER ALONE SHE HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG!



    91. 91

      lol she sucks and i hate her

    92. phil says – reply to this


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      k wtf is your problem? your just so goddamn pissed off at her cuz you HAVE no fucking career, oh im sorry ok you SIT BEHIND A COMPUTER ALL FUCKING DAY AND BASH PEOPLE oh and a fucking hanis looser emo fag clothing line in hot topic and wat shirts the shirts are going to see for $9.99 lmfao your pathetic fat piece of shit

    93. DEREDE says – reply to this


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      ehhh…she looks good in the shot, so who cares if she staged it



    94. 94

      This whole dissing Mischa because of her cellulite thing is getting old. Think of how many tons of women you are insulting with your ridiculous posts like this one! This is getting old. Get over it.

    95. m says – reply to this


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      Isnt she the face of Iceberg clothing label??? Thats a major deal.. Perez stop hating on the girl, she's not desperate at all for the money.. God youre sooooooo jealous of some people and its totally obvious, go crawl back up angelina jolies butt-crack

    96. oogie says – reply to this


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      P's got a hate-on for Misha, so it's just target practice now….

    97. perezi says – reply to this


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      omg perez she does not have fucking cottage cheese thighs! look at your god damn self!

    98. mara says – reply to this


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      DUDE. THEN WHY ARE YOU BUYING HER PICTURE? stop reporting about her. she's a nobody now.

    99. TEE says – reply to this


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      For the love of good, shut the f*** up about her already…you've ruined the girls career..don't you think its enough? Find someone else to talk about

    100. but says – reply to this


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      But Perez, your favorite Rachel Bilson also has side deals with some of the pap agencies, especially around the time she was promoing Jumper. Mischa's just more pathetically obvious about it.A lot of starlets and reality stars do it.
      The best way to check is to find out if there's a pattern of the same photo agency taking their pictures.

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