We Found It!!!!

6/05/2008 3:15 PM ET | Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

As we were the first to tell you…

CLICK HERE to watch Luaren Hutton's cracked out acceptance speech at Bravo's A-list Awards on Wednesday night.

Note to the impressionable: normal people can't stay awake 46 hours NATURALLY.

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Kate says – reply to this

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The filters in your mind and your frontal lobe get a little whacko as you age. That is why there are so many crotchedly and cranky old people.
Are yo says – reply to this

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they need to cart her away…….ASAP
Kate says – reply to this

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Dang - I was FIRST — Two stories in a row —- and I am in Kentucky! And I didn't say first, because I hate it when people say that…. But WTF — FIRST!
ry says – reply to this

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anna nicole…? is that you?
anna nicole…? is that you?
anna nicole…? is that you?
anna nicole…? is that you?
anna nicole…? is that you?
anna nicole…? is that you?
anna nicole…? is that you?
huh? says – reply to this

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Glad you found it, cause I am always losing mine….I KID!!!
sars says – reply to this

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she's been hanging out with tatum oneal
Susan says – reply to this

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Wow — she looks really messed up. Wierdo. She's still attractive though — too bad it seems she's on drugs.
monica says – reply to this

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that was pretty bad
Maria says – reply to this

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
phuckk says – reply to this

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haha omg shes doped upp.
but looks pretty damn good for an 80 year old!
jen says – reply to this

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LOL that bitch is crazy! Did you see Jerry Springer, he looked confused.
Char B says – reply to this

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Lol…love Jerry Springer's face!!! He's seen more nuts on his show, yet he's amazed by her!!
Elizab says – reply to this

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She patted that thing way too much…
shanna says – reply to this

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eww yuck! old people partying!!!!
Justin says – reply to this

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OMG! I laughed so much! can we say complete whacko!
Kate_West says – reply to this

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CRACK IS WHACK
Howeve says – reply to this

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That Padmi L. still pisses me off more, showing off "PR" poor me scar again and again…at least Miss Lauren has led an amazing interesting life.
WOW!! says – reply to this

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I can't even find the words!! sad sad sad
lani says – reply to this

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Oh big deal. She was trying to be witty and didn't do a great job.
Lisa says – reply to this

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Perez for Perezident! Only you can give the people what they want.
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__dani says – reply to this

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hahhaha WTF?
shanna says – reply to this

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Re: s – stop it dipshit!
cate says – reply to this

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Eeehh, wow.
lololo says – reply to this

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first means first your gonna be dead…..lolololol i hates youu no i don't
^ says – reply to this

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poor woman–she is a legend though Perez, leave her alone! (she's so pretty)
PC says – reply to this

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swaaaasted!!
Tina l says – reply to this

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WOW what an effin wierdo!! What the hell was she trying to say anyhow?? I always thought she was a little off but this took the cake!!I am thinking Alzheimers maybe!?
twrln2 says – reply to this

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WOW…. wacky is so true. Would sure like to know what caused her to stay awake that long, or a least what she thought caused her to stay awake that long. Looks pretty good….
Jeff R says – reply to this

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WGAS and WGAF
Zathan says – reply to this

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Dear lord that was painful
axn jx says – reply to this

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She is fine.
Lauren Hutton is an intellectual.
She is referring to the ozone, joking about her comments made re: testosterone and sluts

She is straight, that must be the problem for you Perez. Anybody Gay can do anything, but, KILL THE STRAIGHT PERSON for being a little sleep deprived.
i've worked plenty of E.R. shifts and been up 48 hours. It's doable, just hard when you're 80 (as she stated)…..
C says – reply to this

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oh my god, people on drugs are so retarted
SHITTY says – reply to this

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I WANT TO FART IN MY OWN MOUTH NOW
Tawns says – reply to this

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You know you've become the conductor of the crazy train when even Jerry Springer is perplexed by your speech. Way to stay classy, Ms. Hutton.
UH says – reply to this

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UH. BLACK BRA WITH A WHITE SHIRT.

VERY FASHION FORWARD.
Briann says – reply to this

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Funny but PEREZ IT'S LAUREN NOT LUAREN
lestat says – reply to this

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THAT WAS GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
heyyal says – reply to this

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She's always like that. Just trying to be funny, but it comes across a little weird.
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rocky says – reply to this

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maybe it was some tantric stuff…..
ew. I just grossed myself out.
Queen says – reply to this

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I think that was more awkward than cracked out. I just felt uncomfortable.
Meliss says – reply to this

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MESS…wow…yes that bitch does need to get some sleep…
zathandra says – reply to this

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that was just painful
Kimber says – reply to this

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HOLY HELL! That woman is crazy!
nancycampbellslut says – reply to this

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Hmmmmm, seems too spacey to blame on age. But whaddya think she's taking?? Was she shitfaced?
AKPhil says – reply to this

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WTF??? She must be on meth or something. That girl in the back didn't know what to think…..she smiled for a minute then she was like, what the hell
liz says – reply to this

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obviously not her finest moment, and a few comments that made no sense…but nearly as bad as i thought when u first posted it earlier…she still made some funny jokes!
hot mommy says – reply to this

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that was SSSOOOO not lack of sleep, that was booze or something…how embarassing!
sexilexi says – reply to this

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wow. im loving the black bra with the see-through white top. NOT.
she deffinately looked like she had been up for over 46 hours!
markis says – reply to this

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LAST!

What the EFF was she on and where can i get sum

LSD+STEROIDS is pretty guud
reggie says – reply to this

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i see rehab by friday……
pumpki says – reply to this

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I don't think it is alcohol because she is too steady on her feet. Looks like some kind of sedetive/hypnotic. Ya, pretty sad. And yes, she needs to go to bed. Sometimes going to bed is the best answer. I was an extraordinarily heavy drinker and smoker for over 20 years and always had a bottle of vodka and cigarettes in my nightstand so it could hit it a couple of times in the middle of the night to keep myself from getting sick. One morning I woke up and just decided no more. I stayed in bed for a solid week, sweating, shaking and puking my ass off, only getting up to walk to the restroom. Haven't had a drink or cig in over 10 years since that fateful week.
Mal says – reply to this

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Hate to break it to you but yes, they can.
Don't be so quick to point fingers.
Spyder says – reply to this

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There are many illnesses which have symptoms of sleeplessness. I have one, fibromyalgia, and am frequently unable to sleep for days at a time due to pain. Also, the older you get, the less you sleep-add a chronic pain illness to that, and you have some freaky sleeplessness.
dumby says – reply to this

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you most certainly can stay awake for 46 hours naturally. it's not a good idea, but it can be done, so know what the f… you are speaking about before you speak. woof!
guby says – reply to this

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You know you're fucked when you can leave Jerry Springer looking shocked
morgan says – reply to this

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what the fuck just happened….lol
sam says – reply to this

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haha what a crazy old nut.
Sue says – reply to this

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She must be getting a few suggestions from Paula Abdul on how to stay up forever and then make a ass out of yourself on Bravo!!!!
Englis says – reply to this

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Man, even Jerry Springer was like WTF??
susan says – reply to this

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whats wrong with you people, it was not that bad, shes just rambling, she thought it was funny, but no one cared, it happens, its not even that interesting
Micah says – reply to this

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WTF? Did that just happen? I can't wait to see what kathy griffin says about her…you know that shit is gonna' be good. What a crazy! I luvs it.
GGSophie says – reply to this

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Seriously is saying "I've been up for 46 hrs" suppose to give her a free pass to firstly dress like that (nice bra) and secondly accept an award like that. I think not! Is she high???
G.O.D. says – reply to this

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give h says – reply to this

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c'mon people, she was trying to be funny, a little off the mark ok, but stop trying to find a scandal.
alex says – reply to this

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I HAVE TO SEE WHAT KATHY GRIFFIN HAD TO SAY ABOUT THAT!!!! OMFG!!! SHE HAD TO OF SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!!!! CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THIS ON BRAVO!!!!
Penelo says – reply to this

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Re: pumpki – Good on you. Your story is inspirational to people like, well, me.
Kayla says – reply to this

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What's up with the black bra and white t-shirt? Beauty icon that doesn't know black shows up through white? Say thanks and get off the stage.
Jeff says – reply to this

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Oh…ouch…dead air!

(bad joke)

cricket…cricket…

(another bad joke)

cricket…cricket…

SOMEONE JUST PUT HER OUT OF HER MISERY I CAN'T TAKE IT, TOO PAINFUL!
vitami says – reply to this

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I was expecting to see something that was nothing Perez you are a fate idiot!!!
OMG! says – reply to this

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Wow! What a pillow case!! I mean really ya'll! This woman is a cracky, whacky, and tacky has-been!! There must be a cold and dark condo somewhere in Florida for her to retire to! Someone call the AARP, ASAP!!
J1 says – reply to this

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HOT high/ and or drunk fkin mess!!!
kayce. says – reply to this

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craa-a-zy!!!
not a says – reply to this

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actually people can stay awake 48 hrs naturally…without drugs believe it or not. i have done it before…and this is exactly what it does to you. you start to act "drunk."
MW says – reply to this

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She basically admitted she'd been up partying when she said "it's a long story, but a good one, wink wink"

She's a formal model, so coke makes complete sense to me! (p.s. you're usually extremely tired on the tail end of a coke binge)

She is a little old to be doing that shit, but hey, so is Jack Nicolson.
parism says – reply to this

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I think it was sort of interesting and cute. She has a good spirit and I bet is an absolute ball to hang out with.
wtf? says – reply to this

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She's not 80, morons. It was a joke. She's only 65.
melani says – reply to this

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WTF was that poor thing talking about!? How embarassing!
Jules says – reply to this

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Oh, wow that's just embarressing. Looks like Miss. Hutton was up smoking crack for the last 48 hours. And yeah, all the male actors and fashion designers in the audience are going to get right on fixing the atmosphere for ya there…??? P.S.- Looks fade, dumb is forever ladies!!!
wow says – reply to this

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Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
omg says – reply to this

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OMFG — Even Jerry Springer looked speechless watching!!
EuropE says – reply to this

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Actually you can but it's damn difficult. And afterwards one needs to sleep over 20 hours straight.
dysbul says – reply to this

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People, people stop judging Ms. Hutton. Did she not have a motorcycle brain injury a while back? She's behaving like someone that's had a traumatic brain injury. Be kind bitches
amanda says – reply to this

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did she say testosterone equals ideas?? now thats just not fair
Rawr. says – reply to this

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Anyone else notice the Christian Siriano sexness in the beginning?
Rhonda says – reply to this

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It's not as bad as you made out to be at first!
cv says – reply to this

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even jerry springer looks shocked, lol…
oats says – reply to this

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omg really how DID you do it!! good job ..
chelse says – reply to this

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wow that was so embarrassing i couldnt even watch the whole thing.
kelley says – reply to this

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hahahah wtf? testerone in those sluts? what does that have to do with the ozone?
Jaelynn says – reply to this

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TRAIN WRECK!! HARD TO WATCH!!!
Moriah says – reply to this

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Yeah, that was really crazy.

*monotone*

/sarcasm
**NG** says – reply to this

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NUBIAN GODDESS, MOURNING IN VINTAGE YVES ST LAURENT says…
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Thank you, Perez darling! What a decline she's been on since her talk show, Central Park West, and most notably, her FACE, flopped. And to the imbecile who described her as "an intellectual"–only to you, dear, only to you.
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Hollyw says – reply to this

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She's still so lovely. That speech was just silly and not of the norm, therefore people formed their own opinions. She looked gracious and happy to be there, but relieved that it was over so she can catch some zz's. Oh, and people?–just because someone fumbles for words, looks nervous and makes silly speeches, doesn't mean they're on drugs.
Texash says – reply to this

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I used to act the same way when I smoked speed
Dee says – reply to this

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She looks like the cat lady from the Simpsons!
Kloche says – reply to this

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Seems like she may have been able to successful purchase some stuff of Tatum O'Neil's drug dealer. Because she is definitely on something.
spence says – reply to this

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What happened to this woman's style? She was a model for Pete's sake! You should have spent the time looking for a decent outfit!
r says – reply to this

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Love it!!!
Animal says – reply to this

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HOT MESS! That's what partying non-stop and a severe lack of sleep looks like on an elderly person, kids.
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Drugs are bad, m'kay?

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