We Found It!!!!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

As we were the first to tell you…

CLICK HERE to watch Luaren Hutton's cracked out acceptance speech at Bravo's A-list Awards on Wednesday night.

Note to the impressionable: normal people can't stay awake 46 hours NATURALLY.

Posted: Jun 5, 2008 at 3:15 pm / Email this »

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prophe says – reply to this

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That is not lack of sleep. She was high.
Vaness says – reply to this

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Damn, that bitch is loopy! I have a strong feeling that she probably smells like pachouli. Thank you for posting this, Perez! I wasn't going to take the time to look it up, but there's always enough time for one extra click on your site.
LAuren says – reply to this

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Her name is Lauren, not Luaren…duh, so how many hours have you been up? haha

Yep, she said a few "out there" things. Oh well, life goes on.
Burt says – reply to this

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Bitch should fill that gap between her teeth, stop wearing see-through clothes and quit the eco-friendly babble. I really love her 4 minute song with Justin Timberlake, though!
DCJeep says – reply to this

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I was at the awards ceremony last nite and she was NUTZ!!! Everyone was like what the F*#@K???? Perez, you should find Tila's acceptance speech….equally entertaining!
R says – reply to this

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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassie says – reply to this

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Eh…whatever…
Bobaka says – reply to this

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The fact that KY is first on this now downtroddin' boy queen blog site is a sign that there is good in the world…I hope the advertisers take a hint…Perez's 15 mins is about up…#25 and I'm sure I'm here about 3 weeks later!
hbomb says – reply to this

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Did think it was THAT bad…was expecting worse….oh well, who cares.
kelly2 says – reply to this

110

holy smokes.
Lesbia says – reply to this

111

wow, i thank BRAVO too for that.
i feel sorry for her, either its METH, or old age and medication,
but definitely something toxic is involved.

is she 80 dam. she looks great.
hard life for sure even with her dump homophobic comments
i feel sorry for her.

i mean 80
who the fuck is going to be alive at eighty.
not me i hope.

damn
OH MY says – reply to this

112

She's not 80! and that was painful
eat it says – reply to this

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I think she's fine and she makes great points.

get over it
RQUEEN says – reply to this

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RADICAL QUEEN SAYS…..WHAT A MONUMENTAL TWAT….SHE REALLY OUGHT TO BE PUT IN A NURSING HOME…THE OLD WASHED UP HAG !!!!!!!!
leslie says – reply to this

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that wasnt that weird..
shopgi says – reply to this

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I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING SHE SURE LOOKS GOOD AT "HER" AGE AND SHE IS UP THERE..BEAUTIFUL…BUT THAT SPEECH DID STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus says – reply to this

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How dare this bitch talk about being slutty wearing a black bra and white see through shirt. Hypocritical cunt.
yomama says – reply to this

118

Whatever - we've seen a lot worse than that on TV.
shopgi says – reply to this

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im the same way if i do not sleep..i slur my words and my ex thinks ive been drinking and i havent i also start to get whinney..my son also gets whinney to….so you can act like that ..
LGHERE says – reply to this

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Re: RQUEEN –
LEOnA'$ GHO$T, yep, back and BETTER THAN EVER, BIyatches! says…
:)
RADICAL QUEEN DAHHHLLLIIINNNNNNGGGGG, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I DON'T THINK THERE CAN BE ANY DOUBT THAT SHE COULDN'T WAIT TO GET THAT DAMN THING HOME AND JAM IT UP HER COB-WEBBED COOCH! OF COURSE SHE'D SEEN HER TROPHY BEFORE HAND, IMMEDIATELY THINKING "AT LAST, SOMETHING TO RIVAL THE BULL ELEPHANTS HERDED NEAR THE NAMIBIAN METEOR CRASH SITE!" AND COULD NOT CONTAIN HER GIDDY DELIGHT WHICH UNFORTUNATELY HAS LED MANY TO BELIEVE SHE'S A DRUGGIE!
:)
tia says – reply to this

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I stayed up once for 46 hours, and I drank alot of coffee and redbull, and I can tell you that no I did not take any drugs, but you seriously feel like you are on some strong drugs- you slur, have slower reactions, I was having heart palpitations from all the caffeine- it is not something I would recommend to anyone but the first day you are edgy with no sleep, but after the second day you are in an altered state of mind for sure.
cs says – reply to this

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Fucktarded
Whitne says – reply to this

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Pill smasher…coke smasher…
??? says – reply to this

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FAGS LOVE TO EXAGGERATE… when i first read the post about how doped up and crazy she was, i thought it was bad… she's not high! like someone said earlier, she's just trying to be witty and fell flat… i understood her.
Trixxy says – reply to this

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not that big of a deal. she had made some previous comments about sex and the city on rush limbaugh, and she was referring to that in her speech. she was tired and trying to be funny. no real story here folks.
JOHNNY says – reply to this

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I WAS THERE LAST NIGHT!!! You're SUCH AN ASSHOLE. I watched her. She didn't come off crazy. She WAS tired, but had nothing prepared quite UNLIKE everyone else there reading off the teleprompter. She was talking about the environment and was kinda nervous so it all came off wrong on video, but we all understood it in person. So FUCK YOU FATTY!!!
Janice says – reply to this

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What kind of drugs was she on??????????
Kathy says – reply to this

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She's only 64, so she was obviously joking about being 80
cybrgk says – reply to this

129

AWK-WARD…
Carny says – reply to this

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Re: LGHERE – HUH HUH, sounds like ???'s mother!
andy a says – reply to this

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my guess is pills
jackie says – reply to this

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yea, she's crazy, but in a totally cool way. if you like juliette lewis-type-o-crazy, i don't see why you wouldn't like hers. stop fucking with her please.

also, i have NO idea why people here aren't discussing caroline rhea's HUGE FAT FUCKING FACE, that's the real story in this vid, leave lauren alone.
WhatsT says – reply to this

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She's not "on druge". She was tired. Let me translate for the slower amongst us…
1) she was saying that awards are silly and trying to be humble
2) she was making a reference to her morning show remark regarding the film Sex and the City and how it's written by horny gay men with lots of testosterone
3) she was saying that men have a lot of work to do to save the environment
4) that she appreciated the award and all accomplishments by women over the years
5) she felt old and tired

Get it now? Not that complicated! She was tired and she rambled. But at least it got her hot ass on Perez so maybe she's still "conning" us…
sam says – reply to this

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I think I saw just one post that actually says it…She is a tweaker and is on meth.
scorpi says – reply to this

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She's obviously on something… I love the look on Jerry Springer's face….
Heidi says – reply to this

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wow - she's totally wack-a-doodle! she makes janice dickinson look normal. what IS she on?
rhomo says – reply to this

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uh…. yes they can retard!
joga says – reply to this

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Bi-polar, latent mania, for whatever reason
David says – reply to this

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A simple "thank you" would have sufficed.
kingsy says – reply to this

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So weird. My husband and I were recently in the private AA lounge in San Fran waiting for our plane. She sat right next to us and was reading the paper and drinking hot tea. She looked so beautiful in person, and calm and healthy. We actually felt a little guilty because we were finishing off some kick ass Bloody Marys, and she seemd the picture of good health and restraint. She said hi as she sat down, but we didn't bug her since she seemed to be a very private person wanting to just be left alone. What a shock to see her acting this way on a nationally televised award show. Just seems to prove that you don't really know someone unless you know someone. Appearances are often deceiving!
Kristi says – reply to this

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omg….you guys are stupid. she is clearly NOT 80 she was joking…she is 65.
LOVE YOU PEREZ! XOXO
Meghan says – reply to this

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Wow…I had an idea in my head of how awful this could be to watch and it surpassed that by 100%!!! That actually made me sick to my stomach!!!
shardy says – reply to this

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Awkwarrrrrrrd!
Carla says – reply to this

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Haha, Jerry Springer's face. He's like, "WTF.."
Istvan says – reply to this

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I was there, it was even worse in person! Everyone was looking around like, "What is this bitch on?!"
lizzy says – reply to this

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okay i'm a college student and have pulled my fair share of "all nighters" as well as those that last two plus nights… and i'll just say i dont look/act/sound like that! there was definitely more wrong than sleep deprevation!
Austin says – reply to this

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Jesus, Mary, & Joseph! I want what she's having!!!!

If that's not afterglow then I don't know what is.
Austin says – reply to this

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Re: shanna –

Sorry honey, but if yer
voodoo says – reply to this

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That was simply delicious. Thanks Perez.
xdxaxn says – reply to this

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She is an angel. She is the warmest, kindest, most beautiful woman I have ever met. There's nothing wrong with her. Leave her alone.
peanut says – reply to this

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This is a shame. I hope she gets the help she needs.
shayli says – reply to this

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im surprised the drunken old hag didnt drop the dam thing..if ur that fucked up howd you even begin o get your ass on a stage..someone shoulda shoved he ball bravo award up her ungrateful ass. lova yasssss
shayli says – reply to this

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wait shes rreally 80….oh god never mind giv3e her a break shes luck she aint ina damn diaper..perez ur sick and i love it
lindal says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahahahahaha That was cool. I especially liked that "Ooh, what's the matter?" at the end.
claire says – reply to this

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she was not on drugs. You cant express yourself like that if you are wacked out on drugs. You would be slurring your speech if you were on downers or you would be working your jaw and showing signs of tension /tweakingif you were on any uppers. She was doing NEITHER. Her body language was very relaxed. The lady was probably suffering from lack of sleep. Give it a rest..
Lal says – reply to this

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Holy hell…that is some sad shit
Janice says – reply to this

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OMGWTF HAAHA

DID YOU GUYS NOTICE THAT NO ONE WAS LAUGHING AT HER "JOKES"??
hahahaha.
how embarrassing!!!
Wrong says – reply to this

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Actually, in my college days, I remember staying awake that long to write term papers while studying for finals, and I didn't do hard drugs, just drank coffee. If I'm not mistaken, the longest anyone has stayed awake is 6 or 7 days–that's the record. By the time the last day came around, the guy was talking to himself–he had become deranged and died shortly thereafter. The point is–it can be done…and without drugs!
Jag says – reply to this

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I must not be normal, cos I can stay up for 48 hours in a heartbeat - unless I'm depressed, then I can sleep 48.
Jeeps says – reply to this

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WHOOOOA. Her 46 hour story probably went something like this: I smoked a lot of crack and couldn't fall asleep.
Leonar says – reply to this

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Lauren Hutton is beautiful and aging well, fantastically so.

She dresses perfectly, classic style that is ageless and always right. She is modeling fashions along with women who are 40 years younger than she is!

Give her a break,for God's sake; she said that she hadn't had any sleep in 2 days!! Anyone who has stayed up all night long working on projects to meet a deadline can tell you what Hell it is.
truth says – reply to this

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She and Jamie Lee curtis should hang out . They both wear black and white and they can do drugs together,and wolf down Activia while they are waiting for their dealer.
from/h says – reply to this

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tragic.
debra says – reply to this

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WTF?!?!?
too much of something and not enough of something else.
m says – reply to this

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I know Lauren, she never did drugs or drank. Even while everyone around her were parting she never touched anything. She seems out of it, but to be honest she was always pretty loopy.
cher says – reply to this

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Notice even Jerry Springer seems baffled by this…
C.J. says – reply to this

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Fucked Up…..nice! that's called ON SOMETHING!!
sharon says – reply to this

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you do realize she suffered a brain injury a few years ago….
oldlad says – reply to this

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who cares? she's a total hottie.

not kidding… seriously.
Angrywhitebitch says – reply to this

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Ladies and gentleman we are sorry to say that this BITCH HAS LOST HER MIND
Viper says – reply to this

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Re: WhatsT – YES!!
maggie says – reply to this

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haha hilarious
WHATEV says – reply to this

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What the FUCK was that? Someone needs to put her out of her misery.
hap says – reply to this

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48 hours is only two days; is there anyone who has NOT stayed up for two days at least once in their life??? I stay up like, four days straight, every time I get a new video game! You certainly don't need drugs to do it.
redhead says – reply to this

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i think she was trying to be ironic with her fashion statement
she seemed a little out of it, but not as bad as i thought she would be
todd says – reply to this

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i think the real thing ia why ia she 170 and wearing a sheer shirt where her cross your heart bra is showing i bet her bra keeps going for 46 hours gosh it makes me wanna buy her tired make-up on OVC
leelee says – reply to this

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Total babbleosity. Serenely insane. completely drugged out.

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