By The Skin Of Her Teeth

As we mentioned yesterday, someone actually gave Lindsay Lohan a job.
She'll be "acting" in a new film, Labor Pains, which starts shooting this Monday.
But, sources are revealing that the movie's producer, Rick Schwartz, kept getting turned down by insurers time and time again.
Duh!
Wonder why?????? Sniff. Sniff.
An insider says, Schwartz "could only find one insurance company to cover her, and even then he really had to vouch for her."
It's typical that actors with a bad history of drug and alcohol use usually have a difficult time getting film insurance.
Luckily for Lindsay, some company was actually crazy enough to insure her.
She better not fuck up!
Celine Rattray, who's co-producing the film, says about LezLo, "We have spent a lot of time with her over the last three months, and she has really impressed us with her work ethic. She comes to every meeting 15 minutes early, to the point where she has shown up a few times before we were ready for her. She is rehearsing every day with energy and focus. She is lovely to her co-stars and the crew."
Could she be lying…..or has Lindsay really changed?
Rattray adds, "We got her insured in the film, and our insurance and bond reps have also been impressed with her good behavior. Whatever personal issues she may have had in the past, it is clear to me that work is her total priority. She wants to make this role and this film a success, and I truly believe in her."
We're not sure. We think LaLohan might show up on time this Monday, but we give her two weeks until she starts slacking off again!
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Kind of feel bad for her now
not first!
FIRST! bitches!
perez, you just dont want her to suceed and get back on track becuz if she does (which she will), you wont be able to write shit about her and what happens when you write shit about celebs..you make money. FILTHY FUCKING MONEY. I'll be laffing when all these celebs you bitch about dont do anything bad..then what are you guna do!?!!?
fucking show them lindsay!! team lohan fo sho!!
Everyone including Lindsay deserves a chance to redeem themselves. Case in Point: Robert Downey Jr.
lez lo is a slut!
i hope she reigns. she has a hard time in the spotlight.
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Go Lindsey It's your birthday!!
fifteenth
Fuck this skanky WHORE!!!!
first.
I love lindsay and I hope she has her act together because she is a very talented your lady….we are rooting for you lindsay
I think she'll mess it up somehow!
She probably fucked some chick to get the job!!!
oooh LaLohan. see? being a lesbian isn't as bad as you thought! so come out with the truth and put out a decent film!
Re: lovehe – WE? Speak for yourself!!! This bitch will ALWAYS FAIL!!!!
Oh who cares? Why why why does anybody care about the royal "we", as Miss Mario Perez is now calling himself? Perez is a joke. Slimy and sleazy and not good for children and all living things.
probably needs the money . . . so maybe she's trying to keep her s*it 2gthr
Man, I remember the time when I totally hated and couldn't stand LiLo the news was so saturated with her. She was everywhere LINDSAY LINDSAY LINDSAY. This was before the first rehab stint and car accidents. But, now since she's havin some real life trouble it makes her seem more appealing because she's human. And, her with Sam even BETTER!!!! Same with Britney I like them now they got some substance. Even if it is cocaine they still got substance. LOL. Now, I'm annoyed with all the other teeny bobbin tv saturators.
I'm like WTF? ah tri
Blah blah…..she's a skank!! :O
like, wtf? ah tri
Why do you have to call her LezLo, homophobe? Good luck to Linds-I'm pulling for her.
Why does Mario aka Perez Hilton hate gay people??
Does he hate himself???????????
Re: first – Heh!
WOAH her legs look skinny as hell….hope she's not dabbling in the naughty salt again
LOVE this girl. She is such a hottie. She is great and has tons of talent! She just needs to stay away from the wrong crowd and start staying home- she has a bad rep. GO LINDSAY! You'll come back
Everyone needs to back off. Seriously, she's like any other girl- she just got into some problems. I hope she keeps her act together and gets her shit straight…
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Ohhh Pullleeeesseee People!!! Just because a few of you worship her doesn't mean she deserves your adulation. She is a spoiled, selfish, pampered, privileged diva who made a couple good films and now thinks she knows it all. She won't take any serious advice from anyone of substance. I'm with Perez. She will eff this up and god help Rick Schwartz' accountant. She once had some talent but is effectively pissing it all away. Tell me, would all you fans (sheep) risk your hard earned dollars to guarantee she will show up. Believe me she doesn't give a rats patoot about any of you.
If Lindsay is gay that is her business.
Calling her LezLo is in poor taste. I would think YOU of all people should be more supportive.
Comments like that are detrimental to any progress that Gay's and Lesbian's are trying to make, esspecially when it is coming from one of their own.
Prejudice is still prejudice even when it is coming from one of your own.
Love ya Lilo! Keep up the good work!!!!!
FAMOUS PEOPLE ARE SCUM
they insured courtney love, so what the hell!
you are funny Perez. I'm sick of lookin at her lately but i don't think she will mess up, she wants the work. Wonder if there will be any hot guys on the movie? will she stay faithful to Sammy? hmmmm…
You know, Perez, no matter how despicable of a person she may indeed be in real life, this woman clearly has mental issues. For that reason, if she is indeed making a valiant effort to improve herself, perhaps your personal feelings against her should not influence your dogged attempts to bring her down.
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Of course the bitch is showing up and doing what she needs to do to get her "career" back on track. This is her last shot–she hasn't worked in ages. Bitch better act right or she'll be a has-been before she's 25. Betcha she took a hella paycut just to get the role; serves her right!
what else is she gonna do this is prob her LAST CHANCE?!
I have thought of Lindsay as a slut and didn't watch her movies anyway…but I must say she looks good on those papparrazi pics recently. She looks happy with Samantha. Hopefuly things will work out for her, now when her little sister is gonna be the family whore…;-)
I give her two DAYS.
Go Linds! I hope this is a part that will showcase your talent. I'm rooting for you!
She's making a come back!
Lindsay LezLo Lohan is the female Robert Downy Jr. I wonder if pretending not to be a lesbian is going to be really good for her career?
Besides the freaky last movie she was in, she really is a good actress. I hope she does get back on track because she is actually good.
Re: Hyde – I think he should just call her Bagina-Breath.
Re: Micka – She oughtta be looking good. She added Vitamin P to her diet. And I don't mean potassium…if you know what I'm saying.
She is still a skank.
I dont think they would lie if she wasnt showing up or anything. that would just be dumb. Good for her, i hope she has changed. we all make mistakes and have bad times. So now its time for the good times!!
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Re: t4 –
The fact that you would make this kind of unfair judgement about someone you don't know tells me that you, not Lindsay, have fucked someone to get where YOU are at.
THE MOVIE WILL BOMB
Re: leslie –
So when you say Lindsay is a "skank," I assume you mean that YOU are a skank, but instead of being honest about your low self-image, you project it on to someone you don't know. Sadly, your lack of compassion is matched only by your lack of courage.
"Sam is my Man" ????? Seriously, Mario, you really have to quit calling Sam Ronson a man. SHE is not a man and it's really lame of you to keep saying she is. By the way, I watched your little video about outing people yesterday, and I think you are way off base to take much credit for anything. Your manner of "outing" people is pretty fucking evil, if you ask me. You certainly do not do it with respect, thereby showing your true lowlife colors once again.
I will NEVER waste my money on ANYTHING ANY LOHAN has to do with it. EVER.
you have to be the most negative person! People are entitled to make mistakes are you kidding. You are so judgemental and to be honest with you "dont throw stones at glass houses" you pathetic man.
why rejoice?
Robert fucking Downery Jr swrved a couple of years in prison for drug possession, he has also been in and out of rehab. Downey Jr is currently starring (AS THE LEAD!!) in Iron Man, a big summer hit.
If HE can get a second and third and fourth chance, anyone can.
let's keep it real, it a total double standard at work here.
having said that, Lohan really needs to pull herself together, she can NOT rely on her family to be there for her, theyre dealing with their own shit.
I thought you are gay but yet you are a gay basher?? OH you must be a gay that can't get laid….now I am confused. What exactly are you because you keep bashing gays….
perez leave her alone seriously she has made mistakes n shes back on track again give her a chance lil-lo rules
Shame, shame. Lohan is a fairly good actor, with a bit more training and a lot more discipline she'd be damn good. HOWEVER, when an actor fucks up as much as she has all you can see is the person behind the character. She's poison. Shame, shame.
I think she'll pull through. She's finally realized that she needs to stay focused in order to save her career. And as for her past tribulations; it happens to everyone. Every person goes through rough times and loses track of themselves and their priorities…. unfortunately for her, her personal issues were broadcast for everyone to see. I think she's starting to figure herself out now…I have faith.
Perez, you say yourself that she has terrible parents. How can she be expected to act right? Stop hating and be glad that there is another successful gay person to add to the list!
LiLo is an actress with talent Mario. Your bitter tirades about her and Samantha just show how small-minded, homophobic, and provincial you really are.
Re: Mariah – totally agree Mariah! Didn't Robert Downey get busted and pulled over for throwing imaginary rats out of his car while he was hi on sum drug!? At least that's what I read awhile ago.
Why don't you just leave her alone to live her life? Naturally without being so nasty you'd have nothing to talk about would you now Perez? I used to enjoy you - but you're turning into a real creep - or maybe you always have been - and people are just bored enough to entertain you.
love the Thornton Wilder allusion.
come on guys leave linds alone! I would love to hook up with her, besides I think the whole samantha lesbo shit is totally media spin! We all know she likes men! Mabe both but who cares! I'd fukin date her! She is very gifted and a talented actress! If all your life was public record how innocent would u be!!??
At least she's trying to form a future for herself. What will she do when she's older? This looks interesting however.=]
I hope she changed for the better! I miss her she's actually a good actress if she tries! Look forward to seeing her more on the screen!
Lindsay looks amazing as usual… Can't wait for Labor Pains to come out… She really has changed pple need to give her more credit she's a very talented actress and singer love her new single Bossy…
Re: truth – Lindsay is amazing your just a fat jealous bitch who eats twinkies all fucking day… Lindsay is a movie star and incase you forgot in her first movie she played 2 pple with different dyalects that takes some skill, she is a wonderful actress who one day will win an oscar… Team Lohan..ps her new song Bossy is the shit love it!!!!
Give the girl time..Summer is not even here yet…Lindsay does not want to be sober, she wants to play sober to get work…
Re: truth – I agree..I actually watched Georgia Rule the other day, and it could have been better..YOU could tell she was on blow..
Well YOU sure don't help do you, you fat tub of shit. You have serious fucking issues with women, especially young women. To their face you're SUCH A FUCKING COWARD!!!!
So sad you want to be one, but you never will you fat ugly pig.
She looks so pretty in that picture!
I hope she makes it through. I'm tired of reading about starlets and their downward spirals.
DIDNT ANYONE NOTICE ..
SHE'S NOT WEARING TIGHTS!
very important, haha. :p
Perez…back off already. This thing with Lindsay is getting old…dejala vivir!!!!
SHE IS A GOOD ACTOR. havent you seen parent trap?
Lindsay has beautiful, beautiful breasts!!!
Well this proves to me THERE IS HOPE if she found a real job maybe PEREZ HILTON can too? Something other than drawing flying boners and hearts over guys pee pee's.
She'll be great and do her work without any trouble…fat ass
Perez is jealous. HE wants to be sleeping with all the hot actors in Hollywood. HE wants the Paps to be chasing him. HE wants to get all the attention.
BTW Mario, how did your clothing launch go? Been waiting for you to post about it, but nothing.
Weird. You are so modest!
I think Lindsay has been doing a pretty good job of staying out of trouble. I actually do believe her. But, Perez, What's with the lesbian bashing? Of all people, I'd think you would be a little less harsh on people about their sexual orientation. Maybe she hasn't publicly come out, but everyone needs to come to terms with their sexuality in their own time. It just seems like a low and hypocritical blow to talk shit about her while she does.
Don't make me take LiLo from this Sam character!