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No One Cares

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Jessica Alba

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In a recent interview, Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba revealed that a big money offer for the first pictures of her baby HAS NOT come in.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

We are so not surprised.

Who cares, right?

She also says that she wants to have a 'brown baby'.

Alba's poppa is Mexican and Cashole Warren's daddy is African American. Her hope is that the dads "see themselves" in the little babe.

Sounds like "Don't Call Me Latina" is overcompensating!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]



440 comments to “No One Cares”

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  1. tete says – reply to this
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    1st!!!!!

  2. Samant says – reply to this
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    I would rather see her baby pictures then Angelina and Brads

    her baby will be cute, unlike number whatever with everyone else

  3. HOO HA says – reply to this
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    PULEEEEEZ BITCH! LOL! OMG! WTF?

  4. nicole says – reply to this
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    1st!!!!!!!!!

  5. Jo says – reply to this
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    first!

  6. 6

    1st

  7. artika says – reply to this
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    seriously no one does care

  8. ryan says – reply to this
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    you dont sound pathetic or anything

  9. FUKNO says – reply to this
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    THESE MAGS ARE RACIST ONLY WHITE AND THE WHOREST OF PPL THEY BUY PICS FROM…….THEY DID OFFER HALLE BERRY EITHER…………DOUCHE

  10. asdkfj says – reply to this
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    first

  11. chelse says – reply to this
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    first

  12. chelse says – reply to this
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    first!

  13. chicaa says – reply to this
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    im bored and sad. stupid jessica btw

  14. liz says – reply to this
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    She lost her sense of style, you would think being an actress she would know how to dress better………………she's ashamed of her roots-were ashamed of her style!

  15. mimi says – reply to this
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    a Brown baby???

    I've heard it all.. talk about an ignorant comment…
    she just should wish for a healthy baby… not one black brown or white or yellow .. what the hell!!!!

  16. Jess H says – reply to this
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    FIRSTTTT

  17. m says – reply to this
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    This girl is one big YAWN. I bet she wished she could have held on to Mark Wahlberg.

  18. lg says – reply to this
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    Obama: “I’m saddened by today’s verdict. This isn’t the Tony Rezko I knew…"

    Obama: I'm cuttin' ties with Rev. Wright. He's not the man I once knew.

    Obama: I'm cuttin' ties with Father Pfleger, he's not the man I once new.

    Obama: I'm quittin' Trinity United. It's not the same Church I once knew.

    Obama: "my superior judgment uniquely qualifies me to be President".

  19. 19

    She's so pretty. It doesn't matter what color your babies skin is - as long as they are healthy. My friend's first kids have very olive skin, like their Spanish father. They tan so beautifully. When he passed away, she remarried and had very light skinned children. Interestingly - they tan just as well! It's irrelevant. The main thing is to give kids a lot of love = high self-esteem!

  20. celebr says – reply to this
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    thanx perez

    www.celebstar.us

  21. Jon says – reply to this
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    I hate that bitch, whats so great about her I think she is sooooooooooo ugly and over

  22. not fi says – reply to this
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    10th?

  23. uh says – reply to this
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    she needs eye makeup…badly

  24. perezh says – reply to this
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    jealous! You know your time is coming to an end. Oh and how was you're little hot topic venture? sucked!

  25. hmm says – reply to this
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    I think the fascination of why she doesn't acknowledge her latino side is because she's dark, and obviously Latina. If she looked like Cameron Diaz, she wouldn't have to prove a thing. Cameron Diaz and Mariah Carey are two mixes who can pass as white, and aren't as obligated to prove their ethnic side the way Halle or Jessica. I think Perez is being unfair to her. Yes she does have a racial complex about herself, but I wonder if it would be an issue if she looked 100%, which she doesn't.

  26. FUKNO says – reply to this
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    Re: FUKNO – I FUKNO HEAD CANT SPEL OR RITE A COMPLETE SENTENCE I STUPID

  27. hello says – reply to this
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    Jessica is beautiful
    and
    glowing
    CONGRATULAITONS

  28. 28

    Why do we never hear any comments out of Cash? I still say he is one reluctant father/husband.

  29. Liz says – reply to this
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    that bitch is brown as can be and call's herself white….BULL-ISH…she makes me laugh….what a LOSER

  30. F*CKPz says – reply to this
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    PEREZ IS A DOUCHE BAG.

  31. MELOME says – reply to this
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    WHY ARE U SUCH AN ASS PEREZ. Why do you take such pleasure saying horrible things about people with no regard for their feelings.She's pregnant for god's sakes , lay off her. What is it? Has she not paid you to say nice things about her, like you do for your other "special" celebrities? Just try not being so cruelly subjective and lay off the girl, let her prepare for her child in peace. And to all u other horrible critics, I imagine that u are all fat and unattractive and hence jealous as hell of this beautiful girl that u can never and will never become. FUCKING LOSERS!!!! GET A LIFE!!!

  32. pathet says – reply to this
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    sharing her "hopes" about her unborn baby's looks is sick. thinking it is bad enough- you dont say it. to a magazine.

  33. sheri says – reply to this
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    Re: Bahama9Re: Bahama9 – get off all the fuckin happy pills you pyscho bitch!!! oh and what color is your skin butter gold with a little white sparkle. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT! hope you die and that fat ass ugly hoe alba too!

  34. THE TR says – reply to this
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    leave the girl alone already!

  35. bitter says – reply to this
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    Gosh, Perez. . . your feud with Alba is almost as boring as she is. Wish you'd get some new material lately. It's awfully predictable around here as of late…

  36. woot says – reply to this
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    I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE EVEN OPENS HER MOUTH!!
    EVERYTIME SHE DOES..STUPIDITY FALLS OUT!!
    BROWN BABY??! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? WHY WOULD U EVEN SAY THAT?! IT SOUNDS SOO LAME!! I HATE HER!!!

  37. 37

    BS, She wants a white baby but she knows that teh baby will be dark so she said that,.

  38. Sewer says – reply to this
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    BLAINE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BLAINE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BLAINE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BLAINE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BLAINE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    BLAINE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BLAINE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BLAINE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BLAINE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BLAINE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SO'S JESSICA AND HER MAN
    SO'S JESSICA AND HER MAN
    SO'S JESSICA AND HER MAN
    SO'S JESSICA AND HER MAN
    SO'S JESSICA AND HER MAN
    SO'S JESSICA AND HER MAN
    LUVYA PEREZ

  39. hetumf says – reply to this
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    zbnc ewghvftrb

  40. Jessic says – reply to this
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    #25, you are so absolutely right! Leave this beautiful, rich, successful, woman alone dammit! Never have you heard of Jessica partying all night, taking drugs, driving drunk or being a slut. She is a good person. She may or may not have said something stupid (we all know how journalists lie and distort things) but she has made up for it. I bet you a million bucks that if a Cuban said what Jessica is alleged to have said, Perez would forget about it quick enough. Like that coke whore Eva mendes right. Besides, maybe she doesn't want to exploit her baby the way the rest of them do.

  41. Tall & says – reply to this
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    She looks like a fat wetback peasant with thick tree stumps for legs. Too bad, Wetbacks always turn into pigs once they give birth for the first time.

  42. Mara says – reply to this
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    perez this is serious come on leave the poor woman alone i wouldnt like to be a latinamerican person this days, and why are u always remembering about dont call me latina if u are just a fattie who comes from Cuba!! HA!!! catch ya !!!
    UR JUSTA CUBAN FATTIE SO WHY DONT YOU CALL YOURSELF MARIO INSTEAD OF PEREZHILTON!!! ur worst than her so dont talk about i!!!

  43. dsljf says – reply to this
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    L-E-A-V-E HER ALONE!

  44. kate says – reply to this
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    Wouldn't it be cool if the only mag to offer her some money will be Latina mag?? That's kind of the only one that still cares about her!
    So just to make a clear point here… did she really said she wants a brown baby??? Gosh if she did she has to be crowned as the biggest racist ever!!! That baby is going to be such a hater… please take her away from that baby…

  45. see sa says – reply to this
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    I care! I think she looks beautiful pregnant! Glowing and healthy. Stop hating on this girl, Perez. You took her words and grossly twisted them around and misconstrued their meaning. Besides, she stricks me as one of those people who look mad if they don't have a big smile plastered on their face. I'm the same way.

  46. perez says – reply to this
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    don,t call me fudge packer i am the colon cowboy

  47. Miss. says – reply to this
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    shes a dumbass smh

  48. Brad says – reply to this
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    Enough with the "Don't call me Latino" stuff, fat boy. Nobody in this world wants to be a Latino, they are the most despised and worthless culture on the face of the Earth. Why to you think guys named Arturo, Jose, and Miguel call themselves Art, Joe, and Michael? Because they are ashamed to be a worthless piece of human shit. Who can blame her for not wanting to be lumped in with the rest of the Mexcrement™? At least she is successful and talented, which is more than you can say for 99.9% of the worthless fruit picking losers known as Latinos

  49. xcv says – reply to this
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    sf,hyrfuihxvn dsfgsstrwe

  50. MARafr says – reply to this
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    Re: Brad – Your right no one wants to be latin american this days i said that because im from uruguya and i know what it feels this days! No one wants to be latin and THAT INCLUDES PEREZ HILTON!"!!

  51. sophie says – reply to this
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    She looks fat and miserable. She does NOT look good pregnant.

  52. SlutMu says – reply to this
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    aww the press doesnt want a pic
    of her supposed "brown" baby lol

  53. Sara says – reply to this
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    Ummm MOMMY NIPPLES much????? PEREZ can we get a close-up please?!?!?

  54. DUNE B says – reply to this
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    I HATE WETBACKS THEY ARE DESTROYING AMERICAN SOCIETY I HATE WETBACKS THEY ARE DESTROYING AMERICAN SOCIETY I HATE WETBACKS THEY ARE DESTROYING AMERICAN SOCIETY I HATE WETBACKS THEY ARE DESTROYING AMERICAN SOCIETY I HATE WETBACKS THEY ARE DESTROYING AMERICAN SOCIETY I HATE WETBACKS THEY ARE DESTROYING AMERICAN SOCIETY I HATE WETBACKS I HATE WETBACKS I HATE WETBACKS I HATE WETBACKS I HATE WETBACKS I HATE WETBACKS I HATE BEANER WETBACKS

  55. why? says – reply to this
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    why cant i post in this shitty site o o technical ´problems fix this damnasshoul!

  56. lburgl says – reply to this
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    lt sounds like Perez might be overcompensating as well.

    Who would have such burning hatred for people who hate their own identities but a person with intolerably intimate experience of the (truly) lamentable state of being? Yup, I'm saying it: Perez is obsessed with "don't call me latina" because her sad and petty self-hatred hits too close to home.

  57. lburgl says – reply to this
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    I get it, Perez. I also hate women who give away their power imagining all sorts of things matter that don't. But it's easier to get over when you realize that you're not a second class citizen (as a woman), but a first-and-a-half class citizen.

    But who is more shat upon, more despised, and more hated than the "spic" on this side of the planet? We all employ spics, but if they move to our towns, living 40 to a building just to get by, we flee them or send the cops after them to RAID them like roaches, or we try to quietly sell our homes. We employ them at a lower cost to ourselves, but try to relegate them to the invisible quarters of businesses, in kitchens and basements. And as for anything alive that's "high art" or "refined" about them, it all belongs to someone else: their very language, their art, their architecture, all belong to the Spanish. And there is no hip-hop, no blues, no soul to redeem them.

  58. lburgl says – reply to this
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    SO HOW IS ONE supposed to identify being hispanic with being "good"? And is it easy when you realize that you're not only invisible, but you are KEPT invisible, precisely because your identity is disgusting, unsettling, EMBARASSING to other people?

    That's not easy to swallow. Infinitely harder to swallow than all the cocks you might think you have to choke on to get someone to love you. Because no one will love you, even if you play your slavish role by master's rules. From the very outset, you're playing a losing game.

    And I hoped PEREZZZZZ might be different. I told you myself. But you're just perpetuating the same attitude that gives Ms. Alba every good reason to hate her "identity"

  59. kljñ says – reply to this
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    sdrHUIFH EAW

  60. Stars says – reply to this
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    Mexicans aren't even human, they are worthless pieces of refuge. Go to bordermovie.com to see how these animals are bringing rack and ruin to the United States. They are jealous of America because they are too ignorant and backward to improve their own country so they try to bring ours down to their own level. Because of them we will no longer have a middle class, but only a society of the very rich and the very poor. All of these ugly people should be shot on sight the minute they step across the border.

  61. 61

    It always shocks me that people on here stand up for that witless tonto.

    I don't think my respect for her could fall any further… but the "brown baby" comment did it. Here's hoping her baby is healthy and happy… and inherits her IQ from someone OTHER than her mom.

  62. kate says – reply to this
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    Re: Brad – Lol you are such a big ignorant… there are lots of latinos doing great things not only in america but also in other countries, some latino countries have way better education than america. You should become friends with that ignorant racist (Alba), you should hook up, talk shit about latinos and then get killed by a truck!
    Dumbasses!

  63. Hispan says – reply to this
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    Re: DUNE B – fuck you. we are not destroying american society…Ya'll are doing that yourself; furthermore, we are sustaining this country's economy. So fuck you.

  64. Lettuc says – reply to this
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    You people are a despised race of donkeys. Today at work, my supervisor spit into a wetback's drink. Ha ha!! You dirty monkeys can all go back where you came from.

  65. beanbe says – reply to this
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    ***EDIT!**

    "In a recent interview, Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba revealed that a big money offer for her the first pictures of her baby HAS NOT come in."

    Take out either "her" or "the" before "first pictures." The sentence doesn't make sense with both. Would work as "…a big money offer for her first pictures of her baby…" OR "… a big money offer for the first pictures of her baby…"

    FYI Perez

    xoxo

  66. jenny says – reply to this
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    WHo cares aBOUT HER BABY!!! PLUS I CAN'T STAND THIS BITCH WHO THINKS SHES WHITE STUPID BITCH !!!! SHE'S AN EMBARRASSMENT FOR LATINO PPL!

  67. ThisTo says – reply to this
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    Its not "Cheese!". Its "Queso!".

  68. Poor u says – reply to this
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    Bordermovie.com , I saw it. Its a wonderful documentary detailing the awful reality of what the Mexicans are doing to our land. They can't immigrate anywhere else because other countries hate them even more than we do. bordermovie.com is a mustsee movie.

  69. mara says – reply to this
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    Re: MARafr – HI its mara again from uruguay and i regret what i said Brad ur a fucking douchebag!!!!! LATINOS CAN DO GOOD THINGS!!! get a life bitch"!!! motherfuckersonofabitch!! U AMERICANS ARE ALLWAYS MESSING AROUND TRYING TO STEEL petroleoum FROM VENEZUELA OR KILLYING PEOPLE IN IRAK AND IN AFRICA!!! UR ALSO DESTROYING THE ENVIRONMENT WITH ALL THE SHIT U WASTE PER DAY!! SO SHUT UP!

  70. wetbca says – reply to this
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    Filthy oilcan wetbacks!!!!!! Short fat ugly stupid dangerous criminals. A whole gang of wetbacks with sharpie eyebrows jumped on my girlfriend and beat her up just because their ugly ape looking boyfriends stared at her blue eyes and blond hair.

  71. gfsdfs says – reply to this
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    AFRICAN?? EWWW

  72. 72

    Fucking ugly bitch. I hope she miscarries and that they cook it for Sunday dinner and feed it to the dogs. WHORE! Shove a fist up her stank ass!! xoxox :) Carlie Gurl

  73. eg says – reply to this
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    PEREZ ERES UN IDIOTA, TU ERES TAN LATINO AMERICANO COMO JESSICA Y NI LO MENCIONAS!! OSEA DEJATE DE JODER Y ENCUENTRA UN TRABAJO QUE TE SIRVA IDIOTA SOLO ERES UN GORDO GAY HIJO DE PUTA! QUE VIVE DE