She Must Be Campaigning For This Show
We smell a bit of jealousy in the air!!!!
And it's coming from Lauren Conrad's direction.
Though Beef Curtains would never admit to that!
As we mentioned yesterday, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are not getting their own reality spin-off show on MTV. Yet.
Instead, wallflower Whitney Port will be receiving her new show and will be featured as a jet-setter, going bi-coastal for work, and hanging out with some dumb fun blondes. And that group will include "socialite Olivia Palermo."
What? Who?
Yea, exactly.
MTV is probably trying to create the next Paris or Nicole Richie, but it isn't going to happen with that Olivia chick.
As for Lauren, she had some nice, media-appropriate words to say for Whitney, "I think that Whitney will do really well with it. She is a very likable person."
What she really means is, "Fuck, I hope that bitch doesn't steal my 15 minutes of fame with her new show!"
As for any advice Lauren could give, she said "I would just tell her to have fun with it. She's always made it very clear on The Hills that she doesn't want her personal life involved on the show, so it would definitely mean that she would have to come out of her comfort zone. I hope they do the show."
Whitney herself had the following to say, "As far as I know, I've just been filming for a fourth season of The Hills. Everything is just kind of hearsay at this point. The thought of it sounds a little scary because I've always tried to keep things a little bit private. I just have to take everything day by day."
You better be sucking major MTV cock, Whitney.
We have a feeling this project is gonna crash and burn before it gets off the ground!
[Image via WENN.]
Gather A Bunch Of Losers Together And…
TV Time
first bitches!!
Gonna SUCK!!!
1st
first
Perez better get to the beauty p[arlor for his gig tonight! It will take hella lot of time to attempt to make him look good, but it will NEVER HAPPEN!
The only way to make this skank look smart is to put her next to some REALLY DUMB BLONDES!!!
i miss bathog o great one where for art thou?????
First, Palermo is a hot socialite in NYC, she will take over Tinsley (bitch) Mortimer's spot.
It sounds sooooo BORING! WHY is MTV wasting their time and money? They think this is going to be a hit?
BRODY JENNER HAS A small DICK!!! 4REAL
TEAM AUDRINA!
That's gonna be a yawnfest.
1st!
fifth? this show is not a good idea
HAA! First =)
Dumb cunts in ugly dresses. Another day of holes!
Re: bitch – GROW up…..better yet go AWAY….
Oh puh-leeze! That mustachioed betch LC will NEVA let the spotlight from her talons! DRAMA! Whitney is waaaaaay to boring to have her own show. Speidi makes people want to puke and where is my fav horse faced ho these days? Seriously did they kill off Audrina?! I say give that hose beast that Whitney is working for her own show! Devil Wears Prada anyone?!
They all look like little teenagers playing dress up trying to be sexy but it's not working for any of them. Maybe these skanks can make a 15 or 16 yr old boy happy, as long as he doesn't expect any acting ability.
olivia palermo is a well known figure on the nyc socialite circut..where they actually have class and a sense of history..shes far too classy chic and refined to become the next paris or nicole..im sure thats the last thing she would ever want.
It will be funny just for kicks like but come on ”Reality” tv doesnt exist man its a game i mean look at spencer and heidi 24 7 actors babey!
Beef curtains LOL is that fish flaps on steroids.
I agree with Fabby1. Sounds like a snoozefest! hey yeah where IS audrina?!
ewwwwwwwwwi have the same dress as stupid pratt
sickkkkkkkkkkk
if perez wants to talk about 15 mins of fame thats all he is his show on VH1 BOMB!!! BAD!!!!!!!!!!!! hes a fat ugly fuck hes only had 5 mins of fame!!!! GET A LIFE DUDE AND STOP STARTIN SHIT U UGLY FAT FUCK WITH BAD HAIR!!! thats y u cant get anyone u NASTY FAT FUCK!!!!!!
I loved "LC" on Laguna Beach, and was psyched when she got her own show. At this point, I love Whitney on the Hills and will be psyched to see her new show! I think the whole Lauren thing has gotten stale. There is no new "drama" in her life, while Whitney is such a mystery.
Re: Madge – well put. i hate when perez just talks out of his ass. in 2 weeks he'll be like "I JUST DISCOVERED OLIVIA PALERMO!"
oh god. who the fuck cares about any of these crack whores.
i don't get it… Lauren doesn't sound jealous.
what is with this lauren conrad beef curtain thing? why?
does lauren ever wear anything different? she wears the same ugly shit all the time. Her collection sucks ive seen similar stuff at TARGET.. ugly fake loser
OKAY so seriously if y'all hate Perez so much WHY do you come to his site?! it's perezhilton.com bitches and THAT means its his site he can say what he wants. Stop the hating you sound immature and skanky. Go cry into your donuts and leave P Nasty alone. I hear Jenny Craig has an online website for jealous trolls like you SEBAST. loser
I grew up with Olivia in CT and she is no where close to being a socialite. Her father filed for bankrupcy because he tried to maintain some facade that they were wealthy - when in actuality they couldnt even afford the roof over there head. She is nothing. She is a pretty girl who used her friendship with Tinsley to get invitations - and then showed up at every possible event/opening/show she could so that people would take notice of her. She literally proves that anyone can get 15 mins of fame. "socialite"…really quite hysterical.
and another thing. Do you honestly have NO life that you have nothing better to do then patrol websites and then talk smack about the person that runs them?? if you hate him so much go to myspace and jack off to your photoshopped pictures making you look "hawt" or so you think. My god get a life haters..
Perezzerrs as someone who comes to your website b/c they love waht you have to say kick ass, and I LOVE your new shirts @ Hot Topic. Love you bitch!
I hate everyone on the hills there all pricks!
Re: Sebast –
JEALOUS TROLL. GET A LIFE. STOP HATING ON PEREZ. IF YOU HATE HIM THEN LEAVE WE DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HOW YOU THINK HES A FAT FUCK. DO US ALL A FAVOR GO EAT ANOTHER BOX OF HO HOS AND THEN DROP DEAD! K?
XOXOX
OMFG Olivia Palermo, I remember her from Socialite Rank.
Beeyotch is CRAZZZAY!
But I love me some Whitney Port.
Re: CUNTS! –
you're a saucy little minx aren't you? and btw here here! please all you whiny haters go fill out survey bullentins on myspace and whoretrains for photo comments. my god. i may be a queen but i think SEBAST as something shoved up their ass! yank it our sista your really cranky and it is NOT attractive. and as for you CUNTS! meoooow! loves it
Thats because Kelly Cutrone REPS Olivia, and she wants alll the PR she can get!!!
yeah whitney.. you want your life to be kept so low profile that you're doing a reality show that'll be on prime time mtv and probably be watched in several countries.
WHATEVER money fiend.
Re: Fabby1 –
right back at you mister sister. FABULOUS!
Is this a joke?
Whitney is nothing without Lauren, she has no personality at all and just reads the script on the Hills as if she were some kind of robot. She is definitely my least favorite person on the Hills because she gives nothing and gets everything. At least Heidi is putting herself out there, but Whitney is just reaping the benefits of being a MTV-created BFF of Lauren Conrad.
Perez, you're an idiot. Get out of your l.a. world. Olivia is actually quite well known and—NOT A BLOND!
Apparently Perez likes to make up bullshit, L.C. was very clear in what she said, where the hell do you get jelousy from???? I SEE YOU ONLY KNOW HOW TO WRITE AND LACK UNDERSTANDING FOR READING!!
who's the one in the middle in the BLUE dress?
Whatever this shit is so lame. Quit TRYING to make gossip where it isn't. Lauren wishes Whitney good luck she must be a tyrant hater bitch! STFU Chubby!
why the fuck are any of these idiot bimbos getting any sort of show?? god u fucking americans watch the stupidest shit and make the biggest morons famous for nothing!!! PATHETIC
LC is an attenction whore
… bitch
olivia palermo is really well known in new york. she's a socialite along the lines of tinsley mortimer. i'm surprised she would be involved with an mtv reality show, but i guess everyone sees what lauren and co. have gotten out of it (clothing line deals, etc.)
Olivia has brown hair… nice try Perez.
Tinsley would NEVER do a reality show. Olivia is trash, so yes she's doing The Hills. Just goes to show she'll never be as classy or popular in NYC as Tins.
Maybe its a new york thing, but anyone who knows anything about nyc socialite life knows who olivia palermo is. There was a HUGE tinsley/olivia battle
Ummmmm, how is lauren sounding jealous????????? Stop making shit up perez you're not in high school anymore. BTW whitney is a snoozefest but good luck to her.
Maybe I read it wrong but didn't lauren just wish whitney all the best? What are you talking about geez you are so lame perez. Dumbass.
Okay Lauren is not jealous of Whitney, don't get me wrong I love Whitney, but Lauren is way more interseting she's hotter and now she's back with stephen colletti her high school friend with benefits, maybe they'll get married. I don't know if I'd watch Whitneys show b/c you could never remake Paris and Nicole they are classic love those bitches too.. Thankgod Speidi isn't getting there own show but that means they'll still be on The Hills…The girls look fab in these pics but what is Stephanie wearing, it looks like she's a pregnant pink leapord …. Team Lauren stop hating on all my girls Perez
Whitney looks like she's stuck in the eighties with that dress
Whitney's dress is screaming eighties, doesn't she know it's 2008?
THANK GOD someone got her out of those damn ugly dresses she creates. If I see one more babydoll shirt or dress I am seriously gonna blow my chunks.
whitney needs to stop styling herself… get a stylist cheap a$$!
whitney and olivia palermo (google her) are GORGEOUS. i'm sure the show (if there is a show) will do just fine.
Re: Moi – spencer, is that youuuuuuuuuuuuuu?!!!!! fuck meee!
Perez You are DISGUSTING, "You better be sucking major MTV cock, Whitney" Just because You do-does that make it a good or bad thing?
To: #10 - JENN
Is that You Spencer and Heidi?
#36,34,36 I would write You directly But Your name is DISGUSTING!!! Do You have a Mom or Sister? Would You want them called that DISGUSTING name???
Re: Red – Do You kiss Your Mom with that Mouth?
I think they're trying to create the NY version of Paris and Nicole
Didn't LC say she wasn't going to do anymore Hills like a season or 2 ago????
olivia parlermo is a socialite from new york. remember the whole
socialiterank letter "scandal" with her ?!
um yeah… anyone who knows anything about ny socialites
definately knows olivia palermo. duh tinsley wouldn't do a "hills"
type show, she's nearly 10 years older than olivia… no one who watches
mtv shows cares about 31 year old women such as tinsley.
Re: CUNTS! –
cause we can do what we want..its not like perez cares anyways..he's not a human being..he doesn't care about anyone's feeling but himself and he's trying to get that 15 minutes of fame that everyone he talks about has..so defend him all you want he's still a dush bag whose fat and ugly..
As usual, Whitney's attire is hideous!! Couture or not, her outfits never look good!
WHITNEY
CONSULT A STYLIST PLEASE!!!!!!!