Good Riddance!
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Larry Birkhead
He's making a big mistake!
Everybody's favorite famewhoring daddy, Larry Birkhead, is leaving Los Angeles.
The bleached sperm donor is taking little Dannielynn and moving her to his hometown of Louisville, Kentucky, where he just purchased a 10,000-sq.-ft., six-bedroom house.
It's gonna be THAT much harder for you to stay in the limelight all the way in Kentucky, Larry!
But, don't worry, we can most likely still look forward to him pimping out his daughter as they visit Anna Nicole Smith's gravesite in the Bahamas every year. And you can bet Entertainment Tonight will be there to film it all. At least for the next year or two.
However, if you're not as visible and in the spotlight, will they still care in a few years, Larry??? Probably not!
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are you serious? you should be congratulating him for trying to give her a normal life.. that little girl deserves to grow up with a little bit of normality.
Hey at least he has listened to some smart person, and got his child out of Shitland!! A good move on his part. Guess he really does care about his child eh?
And he still has no idea how to hold a kid.
Good for him!
good luck larry, do all you can to give that little girl a normal life, its going to be hard enough when she gets older, i applaud you for doing right by her and not being selfish and staying for the fame.
Why would you consider that a mistake? You make fun of him for being famous for nothing but his sperm and then when he tries and give his daughter a normal life around family and no spotlight you give him shit? Man you either love or hate people and when you hate them, they can never win no matter what they do.
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at least the little girl can lead somewhat of a normal life.
he's moving because obviously he doesn't care about nor WANT media attention. fat ass piece of shit.
It´s actually GOOD he´s leaving LA.
At least Dannielynn will have a quieter childhood in Kentucky.
Good luck!
Perez Imma spank your butt.. Larry is a good guy I like him.
Better than that scumbag Howard!
That kids looks exactly like her dad! they never would have been able to pass her off as stern's
Hellllz yeah! LOUISVILLE,KENTUCKY REPRESENTIN!
Um Like they care now.
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Best thing he could do for that kid.
Perez = mean, hateful and jealous.
That kid looks exactly like her dad. They never would have been able to pass her off as stern's…and why the eff does he insist on doing her hair like that?!
Jesus. Thats a horrible thing to say. Your a fucking monster Mario
#8 Kate - you put it perfectly, the poor guy can't win. Perez, you are the fame whore these days, stew on that for a bit. Larry has enjoyed his 15 minutes and now has the sense to move on and give his lovely daughter a proper existence out of Tinsletown. Oh Perez, stick with Teddy the dog and your time in the spotlight, enjoy, but when the limelight fades, you are going to be one sad and sorry person.
He's milked his 15 min to the max, besides when Dannielynn gets her 400 million, who would want to stay in hollywierd with a bunch of fags. Men are much more studly in KY anyway and he'll have his pic.
really perez, it's hard to not think of you as developmentally disabled when you post stuff like this. clearly he knows that kentucky is not the same as california, and is moving there for those precise differences. good for him!
I kinda think Larry is ok, but tell me HOW in the heck can he AFFORD something so grandiose?
Sadly, our appetite for watching this kid grow up in the shadow of such a tragic soul will never wane.
Didn’t that sound fancy y’all?
He aint leaving yet. Fact. But yes, DLynn will be better off away from this HELL hole!
Look how he carries her! He's totally parading her like a trophy! ugh
where the hell did he get the money for that house? and why is it so freaking big
WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?? You should be CONGRATULATING HIM~!What a GREAT DAD! I'm so glad to hear that he will be that far away from the spotlight and from YOU, PEREZ! (By the way, don't EVER adopt a child or become a sperm donor…your values are wacko when it comes to how to be a great father!). It is so nice to hear that they will be living close to his family and that he is giving her a chance at a semi-normal life! You must be a bit jealous!!
Personally, it sounds as though he really is trying to do what's best for his child. Good for him!
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I think this is a great idea! Give her a chance at a normal life without paps following her every move. And So what if he still takes her to visit her mother's grave every year?
she's walking now, which means she's into everything, and basically, A HANDFUL.
miss larry is taking the kid back home so his mommy can take over the chore of raising the brat.
he'll be back — SOLO. mark my words.
His kid is in the news less than most. Don't see how that makes him a fame whore.
Sounds like a plan to me. Birkhead fiinally got to "father" this child well after the fact of her birth, and it always seemed like he was pretty much spot on with his parenting skills. You can't fake that stuff, it's instinct.
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Considering this toddler's history, this is probably the best thing he can do to raise her with some solid values and with family, money and "fame" notwithstanding, at least if the paps want him they have to come to him, not he to them.
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I'm calling this a very wise parenting move. I hope this child grows up to be a solid, self-respecting adult. Maybe getting out of the Hollywood cesspool will be the start of a good life for her.
Perez, you are a vindictive, hating, son of a bitch anymore. If those salads are making you this ugly boy, maybe you better sit down with a few Quarter Pounders and large fries. Have you lost your heart? Your dignity went south a long time ago. Is nothing but your mother and your dog worth anything to you? Pathetic. Eat something you catty bitch.
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LA isn't that great of a place to raise a baby, sorry. He's doing something good by moving. Maybe she'll grow up with close to a normal life.
Hey everybody! Don't be too pissed at old Mario. He's just mad 'cus he's losing some material that's all.
You all bitched when he moved into Anna's house now that he wants to take her to a quiet place your bitching about that too.. Make up your mind
Perez is just mad because he has a secret crush on Larry and after he moves to KY, he won't have the chance meeting with him in a public bathroom so Perez can go down on him. Better luck next time chunky.
you're a douchebag and you have NO idea how difficult it is to be a parent…shame on you. Ps, obviously he isn't that fame whoring, I haven't seen that kid in AGES…….douche!
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WHY DO YOU HATE SO MUCH MARIO???
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GOOD FOR YOU LARRY & GOOD LUCK!
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FUCK YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ummm okay but why wait until january?
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Re: Ban it – shut up already and stop spamming if you dont like perez dont come here, we dont want to ban his site, we are all happily addicted thank you~
I agree with you…beautiful baby though, I hope she's doesn't become too fucked up. What other cash cow does LB have? I cannot believe Howard Stern is not guilty of anything!!
pimping and whoring–i'd stay away from those kinda words, chubz.
She's such a little doll baby. Resembles both her daddy & mommy. When he moves her to Kentucky, she'll grow up w/ an accent and some home spun good cookin'. Thing is, the media will be dying to get pics of her evolving, seeing as it was the only child left behind by the late Anna Nicole. I hope she grows up to be anything but a celebrity. Her life will be much happier/peaceful.
I agree with what everyone else said. Totally unfair and way off basa, Perez.
Perez, I find it odd how one time you were supporting this man in the custody battle over Dannielynn and now you are giving him shit for making what I think is a wise move and getting out of the shit hole that is L.A.
Larry Birkhead is a great father for doing what a parent should do–revolving his life around that child and putting her best interests first. Good luck and best wishes to Larry and Dannielynn.
Good riddance to bad rubbish. Thankfully, no one picked up on his sickening idea for a reality show, pimping out his toddler. Whatever happened to his "I'm not gay" lawsuit also?
Don't be such a douchebag Perez. This guy has been nothing but concerned for his little daughter and he was trying to get visitation even when there was no obvious reason he would get any money at all. Maybe he's moving away from Los Angeles to get away from people like YOU!!!
Perez cool out.
I agree with everyone else.
Moving to KY is the right thing.
Hmm..sounds like you are jealous of Entertainment tonight, Perez. You are to small potatoes or should I say a big formally fat one) for any REAL celeb to give you coverage of ANYTHING.
Its in the best interest of Dannielynn to be moved out of LA and away from the craziness…GOOD JOB LARRY BUT…..STOP DRESSING Dannielynn LIKE A BOY!! If anything you should complain that she is dressed like a mini lesbot
Don't be a fucking douchebag. He might not be the best father in the world but at least he seems to be trying to make sure she doesn't turn out like her mother.
Re: cata – GET REAL !! Once the kid starts putting on a little weight, this is THE best way to carry the little jewels…Gets em off your hip and lets you actually "control" them a tad better..I take it you have no kids AND are a true dumbass
It's the smartest thing Birkhead has ever done by moving out of LA
A big mistake for leaving a corrupt and toxic place like Hollywood?? He's doing what is best for that child no matter who she belongs to. Hollywood is crap and a lot of celebrities move away from there because it's CRAP! Full of shallow and pretentious losers.
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its about friggin time
he has been here awhile.
my mom saw him at macy's a couple of months ago.
I live here & Larry is smart for moving back home to "LOUAVUL." That is how we say it here, Larry knows what I'm talking about. Home of the Kentucky Derby and historic Churchill Downs. Good move getting that sweet little innocent baby out of that self-absorbed crap cesspool that is Hollywierd. That way the child can stay innocent (as long as he makes sure she does not attend any of the public schools here, JCPS schools bus and they are HORRIBLE!) and won't turn out to be so screwed up like her crazy drug addicted fame whore skank mother. If he is smart he will put her in a nice catholic/parochial or Christian private school here, Christian Academy is where my kids went/go for high school after finishing their K-8 Catholic School education, (Go St. Athanasius!!), or just move to Oldham County, sound like you will be in the East End like me now anyway. But seriously, they bus in JCPS, and all the dirty inner city minority children will be bused into YOUR neighborhood school, or worse yet, they will put your sweet little Dannilyn on a JCPS bus and send her to the West End of Louisville, and Larry surely knows, that is somewhere you DON'T want your children to go to school–or just go to period. It's the black part of town with all the gang bangers, drugs, crack whores, welfare moms, bastard negro children, housing projects, and young up-and-coming future homie thugs, thieves, future prison inmates/parolees, etc. You know, just very poor, dirty, uneducated and unclean.
WOW thats great news! Im very happy! She deserves so much more than being made a media freak! She will have more in the way of peace and serenity, hope little Dannilynn learns just how much shes loved not just by her mom but all her fans love her too! hes better off living in kentucky and having family near by to help out, raising a daughter in LA with Anna's memory isnt a good idea! u papps LEAVE HER ALONE and stay away from the Bahamas as well, let these people live in peace ,,,,go blow another words! when shes old enuf to make her own decisions and handle it, & moves back to be in the & big bro is watching over you! Go Larry!
P.S. GO ST. XAVIER!!!!!!!
PS–GO ST. XAVIER!!
He needs an "out of the way place" to renew his love affair with Howard Stern, Anna's former insane-gay-gigolo lawyer. Meanwhile, teams of lawyers are getting ready to sue for the $400 million that Anna had coming from her live-mummy Texas oil husband.
Finally, something I agree with Perez on!
You know, I saw him here not too long ago having lunch at Friday's on 4th street in Louisville, and he was rather good looking and seemed pretty normal. He was there by himself. Kentucky is a nice place. I think moving here is a good choice. Good schools, good health care, low cost of living…
hahaha her shirt says "whos your daddy"
Um…You just made people from Kentucky look like nothing but a bunch of ignorant, intolerant hicks with what you said at the end of your omment. Thanks a lot. I bet you live on Divie Highway.
Stop insinuating that Larry is gay. He said he is not. I would much rather see the baby with him than Howard Stern. Howard Stern looks creepy to me. Larry seems to really love his daughter. Hopefully, she will have a happy life growing up in Kentucky. I can tell she is going to be a beautiful girl.
I agree with the poster who said he was taking her home so his mom can takeover the duties of parenthood-he will be in La as often as he can sneak away. I hope his family puts their collective foot down and makes him act like a FATHER!
Re: matchstick –
You are absolutely correct. Interest in this beautiful little girl will never die. People will always be curious about her and want to know she's okay. Once they get those eyes straightened out she will be a stunner who puts Suri and Shiloh to shame.
I'M GONNA TEACH HIM ABOUT MAN ON MAN GAY LOVE!!!!!!!!!
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HE'S ONLY TWO HOURS AWAY AND I'M EATING SOME CHOCOLATE PUDDING HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TEE TO THE HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!