Good Riddance!
He's making a big mistake!
Everybody's favorite famewhoring daddy, Larry Birkhead, is leaving Los Angeles.
The bleached sperm donor is taking little Dannielynn and moving her to his hometown of Louisville, Kentucky, where he just purchased a 10,000-sq.-ft., six-bedroom house.
It's gonna be THAT much harder for you to stay in the limelight all the way in Kentucky, Larry!
But, don't worry, we can most likely still look forward to him pimping out his daughter as they visit Anna Nicole Smith's gravesite in the Bahamas every year. And you can bet Entertainment Tonight will be there to film it all. At least for the next year or two.
However, if you're not as visible and in the spotlight, will they still care in a few years, Larry??? Probably not!
[Image via WENN.]
He's Gonna Have To Get A Job!
They Hate Each Other
P, those are quite harsh things to say that about him considering many people who have reason to believe a child is their biological son/daughter don't even care to find out or fight to see their children. If there's people I hate, it's those who have sex carelessly with no regard to the welfare of the children they conceive.
How dumb is this story? this is all made up in your head you are crazy get help.
What is your deal Perez? He's not doing anything differently than other celebrities who pimp their kids…which the list is long!!! He's giving her a way better life than she would have had with her mom.
Oh, come on! No one knows if he's pimping the little girl in this picture, or if he was simply snapped by the stalkerazzi. It really seems that little Danni is loved and well cared-for … that's more than I can say for a lot of little kids! I know, I work in social services, and Danni is a very lucky little girl.
He's leaving in LA. because he is nobody anyways. No actor, neither singer or anything relative. Pack your bags dude, get loss……………………………………..
Awww that baby is a cutie!
you're one to talk, perez, you self-promoting wannabe starfucker! at least he's trying to give his child a halfway normal life - more that anna nicole would have. so what if he's on ET with the baby-better than reading all the crap about your appearance at Hot Topic
Re: so sad – ….Uhhh. I have held all 5 of my kids that way , u childless moron
Re: Perez – you got that right - I f'n hate Angelina Holie
Except now he's saying that they'll stay in LA to pursue job opportunities…aka selling your daughter's experiences for cash.
Anybody who says DL looks like Larry hasn't seen Anna's family on her dad's side. One of Anna's half sister's on her dad's side has a kid who looks exactly like DL. Larry (before his plastic surgey) looked a lot like Howard K. Stern, ironically.
So, baby DL looks like her mom, and Larry (real Larry) and any kid that he has in the future that resembles him (the real him) will look like Howard K. Stern. It's like a weird Twilight Zone episode.
Perez, before you accuse him of pimping out his daughter, take a look at JoLo. Didn't she do it for 5mm
Whatever…I totally saw him managin' his bid-ness on the phone at the Home Depot here in Louisville. Had to look twice, and I first saw the expensive jeans before realizing the bleached-blonde hairdo was his. He was shoppin' for carpeting, so I guess Dannielynn is spillin' her drinks.
Does her shirt say "Who's your Daddy?"" If so, I think thats a little tasteless
This is a big milestone for Larry. He has exploited his daughter enough to buy an entire house. Larry has really rode this thing out, maybe some exploitative parents get a new rolex or a new car but Larry kept at it and has put himself in the conversation with Joe Simpson who might be the greatest exploiter in Hollywood's recent history.