Noooooooo!!!!!!
Filed under: Reality Television > Anglophilia > Paula Abdul
The British media is reporting that Paula Abdul may be replacing Sharon Osbourne, who quit the show last week, on X Factor.
What a hideous idea!!!!!
Wouldn't Perez make a better judge????
Shit, Kerry Katona would be a better choice than Paula!
Posted: June 8, 2008 at 8:23 pm




tv whore
Cancel it all. Cancel Perez.
ewwwww…yay first! perez would make a better judge
FIRSTTT!
Stop the madness. First
hahah i got firstt
BRODY JENNER HAS A small DICK!!!4REAL
perez would DEFINITELY make a better judge
maybe im first, you'd be a great judge
neither.
no! i USUALLY agree with you but not this time. Paula is awesome!
they need a brit to do that. why not crack head winehouse
FIRST. SECOND.
Maybe EIGHTH.
Perez, be nice
first
first?
15
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ….1st
Sounds to me like she is sleeping with Simon! How the @+*& else could you explain her as the replacement choice? Yes Perez, you could do much better.
this post (more so the picture) had me cracking up….
Yes perez would make a better judge!
You judge everybody as if you are soo superior. You are a jerk and who needs a judge like you. These people are supposed to have talent, something that you know nothing about.
no one in england gives a fuck about paula abdul, we only know who she is cos she's done a shit job on american idol, which doesn't even make any of the main tv channels out here. we want perez!!!
I havent seen any postings about Perez's super successful clothing launch at hot topic have you guys?
Oh…because it was a flop. I mean seriously this guy takes a shit and blogs about it.But NOTHING about his launch? Hmmm…
EPIC FAIL? Hell yeah.And Im loving it.
28th
dang that picture is gold.
I repeat Perez: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
perez, you have no taste. you'd be a terrible judge!
also, stop making those videos.
Wouldn't Perez make a better judge???? NO! You have terrible taste in music.
gawd……stop trying to whore urself to every possible media outlet. Ur starting to give famewhores a bad name.
in yesterdays News of the world they were saying that Mel B might be replacing sharon i hope so paulas LAME!
EWW!! she should try herself for muppets"
No you'd make a horrible judge because you're fucking lame. And no one respects your opinions. You're tolerated. I can't wait until you're over. It will be a great day.
Perez, nobody wants to see your huge face and chin (the size of Florida) on television. What an eyesore! Paula is beautiful and sweet. Would love to see her on the X Factor. Love her. She's everything that Perez is not!
perez,
what makes you think you'll make a better judge? Do you know how to criticize constructively? Do you have any talent, or are you an artist? Who are you? seriously.
"Wouldn't Perez make a better judge????"
WAT A FAME WHORE………………
that is the best comparison ever.
Why the fuck should you be a judge? You have no musical background, have never been in the industry, you can't even sing! Your a fucking gossip, we could do as well pulling some bum off the street and make him judge; you both have the same qualifications.
Just because you want simon to tickle you like he does Paula….
HAHAHA Kerry Katona…
Why not Jordan or Chanelle Hayes? They are at the same level of musical talent as Paula
bitch
we should petiotion for PEREZ
Paula just wants to get closer to Simon since Terry Seymour is working in the states full time now.
I can't stand Paula. She's desperate for a real man and Simon won't be touching her.
I love your site but your ego is really bothering me Perez and I'm starting to lose interest. ”celebrity” went straight to your head.
Belinda Carlisle should be the host. She was the original choice; Paula replaced her!
Emm Paula looks way better than you freak show. Lets talk about your failed evening Mario. Lets talk about your failed clothing line like laragmag.com did. Thats a better story and no you do not deserve a show. You cant even dress or talk like an adult yet.
But you don't know anything about the music biz Perez! Stick to what you know which is…… which is???? Oh yeah, you're… not…. really…. good…. at…………………….. ANYTHING!
Doesn't she already have enough with "American Idol?" Give someone else a chance. Whatever…they're shitty shows, anyway…
They do not let fat people on TV Mario.
PEREZ WHO? ARE YOU KNOWN?
No. You wouldn't. No.
Sorry perez!!! but considering she has been involved choosing last idols with multimillionars and multiplatin albums, I am sure she can be a much better judge in any competition than you and many others.
What about Katie Courok… whoops, spelling error. Funny regardless.
They want some one likable like Paula. You sure as hell are not likable.
no please no :/
perez i'm sure u would make a ton more interesting judge!
the ratings would pry be higher too i mean look at the ratings on american idol.. she obviously doesn't bring in very good ones
Sure Ms. Abdul will make a great judge..should she not have her lips around the almighty liquor bottle or making like a vacuum and sucking up prescriptions..Y'all remember American Idol…umm hmm
THOSE PICS ARE TOO FUNNY
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TEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HOLLER AT ME HO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAULA IS TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop whoring yourself out!
Mario - you taint everything you touch. You're a foul, envious, little shite
Shut up all you haters Perez is amazing and Paula is firkin ugly,altho hillarious on Idol.
Perez would be a great judge btw so yea
Kthnx:]
anyone but perez!
no perez wouldn't make a better judge. perez has no talent, no skills, no knowledge. perez is a blogger & bloggers are losers.
That's some cheap wig she's got there! She sould wash it too, it looks like there is a nest of spiders living in that thing. And for God sakes, stop putting your make-up on with a paint roller. She just looks gross, like if you looked up the word Fart in the dictionary you would see that face there. She's what I picture a fart to look like; Brown, Greasy, Processed and Smelly….Very Smelly!
Paula is cool, c'mon Prz!
You need to have musical ability and sensibility to judge musical talent, which Paula definitely has. Can you even sing on key, Perez?
The reason Perez's musical picks do well is due to blanket exposure from the website, and not because he has an ability to rate talent. You need musical chops.
NO perez would not make a better judge.
Fuck off perez nobody in the UK wants you.
Why would someone with even less talent than paula abdul be appropriate.
This shameless self promotion is fucking me off perez.
what is that picture all abou. perez would defo be a good judge!!
Yep… Even I think you'd be better than that skanky hoooooooooooooo!
Oh and that Gremlin is waaaaaay prettier than Paula… shame on you Perez!
I'm not hosting x factor. Scary Spice is.
NO. she's shit. i'll stop watching if it's true. i can't stand american idol soley because of paula abdul.
do I smell jealousy in here?
Paula is the better judge, X-Factor should not turn into the "Perez-Dumbfuck-Hilton-Show"!
The only thing Perez is good at judging is bad taste, ala his clothing 'line' of sweatshop items.
Why haven't you posted anything about how successful your hot topic line was Perez? Oh wait, maybe it's because nobody showed up to meet your fat ass! Karma's a bitch innit, Mario?
im american and i live in england i swear i would refuse to watch it. shit i refuse to watch american idol but sharon was too damn funny. paula is just stupid and annoying
I heard Charlotte Church was replacing Mrs O
I'd love to see crazy Paula Abdul as a judge! All full of pills and falling asleep on Simon's shoulder at random! Sounds great!
I like her so quit picking on her.
I think its a great idea! Paula is hilarious on American Idol! She is great for comedy value!
I don't understand the appeal of Paula Abdul. She has the worst singing voice - straight up! She's the last person on the planet that should be a judge of anyone. Just a hot mess.
Soooooooooo much hate!
You as a judge??????? You hate on people for no apparent reason. A judge is impartial. You are not impartial with anyone. And when have you risen enough to be a judge on tv. especially in the uk. Do most people in the uk know who he is?
Nope you will never be a judge because you are a NOBODY… You are not even a HAS BEEN because you are a NEVER WAS
What's annoying, troll boy, is your constant referral to yourself in the third person and your blatant attempt to whore yourself out at every opportunity. No wonder most of the other blogs think you're an ass. You truly are a hypocritical asshat.
I'll literally top myself if Paula Abdul becomes a judge on the X Factor :/ Fuck, I'll top myself if ANY American becomes a judge on the X Factor. I mean, it's a BRITISH show!
I dont think Paula will join X factor. The British papers are saying it could be Cheryl C
aaw.. my two 80's fashion icons reunited.
Happy Birthday to Me!
"Oh gosh, we've never had to write these things down fast enough…Jason, first song, I loved hearing your lower register, which we never really hear, um… the second song, I felt like your usual charm wasn't - it was missing for me. It kind of left me a little empty. The two songs made me feel like you're not fighting hard enough to get into the top four."
"Just the first song, though. Just the first one."
"Oh my God, I thought you sang twice!"
omg, that would suck. paula is a drunk fool. even peaches geldof would be better!
omg, that would suck. paula is a drunk fool. even peaches geldof would be better!
omg, that would suck. paula is a drunk fool. even peaches geldof would be better!
omg, that would suck. paula is a drunk fool. even peaches geldof would be better!
what the hell is wrong with paula? Kerry Katona is a skank. It would be offensive for her to sit in judgement on anyone. Leave Paula alone.
That gremlin she-bitch is HOT!