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Noooooooo!!!!!!

Filed under: Reality Television > Anglophilia > Paula Abdul

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The British media is reporting that Paula Abdul may be replacing Sharon Osbourne, who quit the show last week, on X Factor.

What a hideous idea!!!!!

Wouldn't Perez make a better judge????

Shit, Kerry Katona would be a better choice than Paula!



95 comments to “Noooooooo!!!!!!”

  1. mary c says – reply to this


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    tv whore

  2. Lolala says – reply to this


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    Cancel it all. Cancel Perez.

  3. erin says – reply to this


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    ewwwww…yay first! perez would make a better judge

  4. D says – reply to this


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    FIRSTTT!

  5. chitch says – reply to this


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    Stop the madness. First

  6. mary c says – reply to this


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    hahah i got firstt

  7. JENN says – reply to this


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    BRODY JENNER HAS A small DICK!!!4REAL

  8. jaqmaq says – reply to this


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    perez would DEFINITELY make a better judge

  9. Eric says – reply to this


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    maybe im first, you'd be a great judge

  10. nikki says – reply to this


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    neither.

  11. lololo says – reply to this


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    no! i USUALLY agree with you but not this time. Paula is awesome!

  12. so wha says – reply to this


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    they need a brit to do that. why not crack head winehouse

  13. JEr says – reply to this


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    FIRST. SECOND.

    Maybe EIGHTH.



  14. 14

    Perez, be nice

  15. al says – reply to this


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    first

  16. Lauren says – reply to this


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    first?

  17. al says – reply to this


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    15

  18. janice says – reply to this


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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ….1st

  19. aileen says – reply to this


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    Sounds to me like she is sleeping with Simon! How the @+*& else could you explain her as the replacement choice? Yes Perez, you could do much better.

  20. toofun says – reply to this


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    this post (more so the picture) had me cracking up….

  21. amz says – reply to this


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    Yes perez would make a better judge!

  22. trixie says – reply to this


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    You judge everybody as if you are soo superior. You are a jerk and who needs a judge like you. These people are supposed to have talent, something that you know nothing about.

  23. ac says – reply to this


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    no one in england gives a fuck about paula abdul, we only know who she is cos she's done a shit job on american idol, which doesn't even make any of the main tv channels out here. we want perez!!!

  24. nikki says – reply to this


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    I havent seen any postings about Perez's super successful clothing launch at hot topic have you guys?

    Oh…because it was a flop. I mean seriously this guy takes a shit and blogs about it.But NOTHING about his launch? Hmmm…

    EPIC FAIL? Hell yeah.And Im loving it.

  25. dfgdgf says – reply to this


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    28th

  26. ashlea says – reply to this


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    dang that picture is gold.



  27. 27

    I repeat Perez: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  28. natz says – reply to this


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    perez, you have no taste. you'd be a terrible judge!

    also, stop making those videos.

  29. NO! says – reply to this


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    Wouldn't Perez make a better judge???? NO! You have terrible taste in music.

  30. babet says – reply to this


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    gawd……stop trying to whore urself to every possible media outlet. Ur starting to give famewhores a bad name.

  31. 19inwa says – reply to this


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    in yesterdays News of the world they were saying that Mel B might be replacing sharon i hope so paulas LAME!

  32. polkad says – reply to this


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    EWW!! she should try herself for muppets"

  33. F Pere says – reply to this


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    No you'd make a horrible judge because you're fucking lame. And no one respects your opinions. You're tolerated. I can't wait until you're over. It will be a great day.

  34. Danny says – reply to this


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    Perez, nobody wants to see your huge face and chin (the size of Florida) on television. What an eyesore! Paula is beautiful and sweet. Would love to see her on the X Factor. Love her. She's everything that Perez is not!

  35. sdfghj says – reply to this


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    perez,
    what makes you think you'll make a better judge? Do you know how to criticize constructively? Do you have any talent, or are you an artist? Who are you? seriously.

  36. FUKNO says – reply to this


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    "Wouldn't Perez make a better judge????"

    WAT A FAME WHORE………………

  37. harley says – reply to this


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    that is the best comparison ever.

  38. socalg says – reply to this


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    Why the fuck should you be a judge? You have no musical background, have never been in the industry, you can't even sing! Your a fucking gossip, we could do as well pulling some bum off the street and make him judge; you both have the same qualifications.

  39. Laura says – reply to this


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    Just because you want simon to tickle you like he does Paula….

  40. G84 says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA Kerry Katona…
    Why not Jordan or Chanelle Hayes? They are at the same level of musical talent as Paula

  41. la mal says – reply to this


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    bitch



  42. 42

    we should petiotion for PEREZ

  43. blah b says – reply to this


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    Paula just wants to get closer to Simon since Terry Seymour is working in the states full time now.

    I can't stand Paula. She's desperate for a real man and Simon won't be touching her.

  44. Boo Ho says – reply to this


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    I love your site but your ego is really bothering me Perez and I'm starting to lose interest. ”celebrity” went straight to your head.

  45. PerezH says – reply to this


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    Belinda Carlisle should be the host. She was the original choice; Paula replaced her!

  46. BLaws says – reply to this


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    Emm Paula looks way better than you freak show. Lets talk about your failed evening Mario. Lets talk about your failed clothing line like laragmag.com did. Thats a better story and no you do not deserve a show. You cant even dress or talk like an adult yet.

  47. brzzz says – reply to this


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    But you don't know anything about the music biz Perez! Stick to what you know which is…… which is???? Oh yeah, you're… not…. really…. good…. at…………………….. ANYTHING!

  48. Cassie says – reply to this


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    Doesn't she already have enough with "American Idol?" Give someone else a chance. Whatever…they're shitty shows, anyway… :(

  49. Jake says – reply to this


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    They do not let fat people on TV Mario.

  50. Who? says – reply to this


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    PEREZ WHO? ARE YOU KNOWN?

  51. Marr says – reply to this


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    No. You wouldn't. No.

  52. cuchi says – reply to this


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    Sorry perez!!! but considering she has been involved choosing last idols with multimillionars and multiplatin albums, I am sure she can be a much better judge in any competition than you and many others.

  53. D. says – reply to this


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    What about Katie Courok… whoops, spelling error. Funny regardless.

  54. Festus says – reply to this


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    They want some one likable like Paula. You sure as hell are not likable.

  55. lindsa says – reply to this


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    no please no :/

  56. horse8 says – reply to this


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    perez i'm sure u would make a ton more interesting judge! :) the ratings would pry be higher too i mean look at the ratings on american idol.. she obviously doesn't bring in very good ones

  57. Ms. To says – reply to this


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    Sure Ms. Abdul will make a great judge..should she not have her lips around the almighty liquor bottle or making like a vacuum and sucking up prescriptions..Y'all remember American Idol…umm hmm

  58. JJAZZ says – reply to this


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    THOSE PICS ARE TOO FUNNY
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    TEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    HOLLER AT ME HO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAULA IS TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  59. yummy says – reply to this


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    Stop whoring yourself out!

  60. anaria says – reply to this


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    Mario - you taint everything you touch. You're a foul, envious, little shite

  61. gracie says – reply to this


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    Shut up all you haters Perez is amazing and Paula is firkin ugly,altho hillarious on Idol.
    Perez would be a great judge btw so yea

    Kthnx:]

  62. poor t says – reply to this


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    anyone but perez!



  63. 63

    no perez wouldn't make a better judge. perez has no talent, no skills, no knowledge. perez is a blogger & bloggers are losers.

  64. ):-) says – reply to this


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    That's some cheap wig she's got there! She sould wash it too, it looks like there is a nest of spiders living in that thing. And for God sakes, stop putting your make-up on with a paint roller. She just looks gross, like if you looked up the word Fart in the dictionary you would see that face there. She's what I picture a fart to look like; Brown, Greasy, Processed and Smelly….Very Smelly!



  65. 65

    Paula is cool, c'mon Prz!

  66. Pffft. says – reply to this


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    You need to have musical ability and sensibility to judge musical talent, which Paula definitely has. Can you even sing on key, Perez?

  67. Gator says – reply to this


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    The reason Perez's musical picks do well is due to blanket exposure from the website, and not because he has an ability to rate talent. You need musical chops.

  68. fabulo says – reply to this


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    NO perez would not make a better judge.
    Fuck off perez nobody in the UK wants you.

    Why would someone with even less talent than paula abdul be appropriate.
    This shameless self promotion is fucking me off perez.

  69. X.x.Be says – reply to this


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    what is that picture all abou. perez would defo be a good judge!!

  70. lalala says – reply to this


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    Yep… Even I think you'd be better than that skanky hoooooooooooooo!

    Oh and that Gremlin is waaaaaay prettier than Paula… shame on you Perez!

  71. Paula says – reply to this


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    I'm not hosting x factor. Scary Spice is.

  72. star says – reply to this


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    NO. she's shit. i'll stop watching if it's true. i can't stand american idol soley because of paula abdul.

  73. mike says – reply to this


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    do I smell jealousy in here?

    Paula is the better judge, X-Factor should not turn into the "Perez-Dumbfuck-Hilton-Show"!

  74. Distur says – reply to this


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    The only thing Perez is good at judging is bad taste, ala his clothing 'line' of sweatshop items.

  75. Kathy says – reply to this


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    Why haven't you posted anything about how successful your hot topic line was Perez? Oh wait, maybe it's because nobody showed up to meet your fat ass! Karma's a bitch innit, Mario?

  76. Mo says – reply to this


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    im american and i live in england i swear i would refuse to watch it. shit i refuse to watch american idol but sharon was too damn funny. paula is just stupid and annoying

  77. che says – reply to this


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    I heard Charlotte Church was replacing Mrs O

  78. David says – reply to this


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    I'd love to see crazy Paula Abdul as a judge! All full of pills and falling asleep on Simon's shoulder at random! Sounds great!

  79. lil' says – reply to this


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    I like her so quit picking on her.

  80. Jess says – reply to this


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    I think its a great idea! Paula is hilarious on American Idol! She is great for comedy value!

  81. Amy S says – reply to this


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    I don't understand the appeal of Paula Abdul. She has the worst singing voice - straight up! She's the last person on the planet that should be a judge of anyone. Just a hot mess.

  82. nellpo says – reply to this


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    Soooooooooo much hate!

  83. cjm says – reply to this


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    You as a judge??????? You hate on people for no apparent reason. A judge is impartial. You are not impartial with anyone. And when have you risen enough to be a judge on tv. especially in the uk. Do most people in the uk know who he is?

  84. Mark S says – reply to this


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    Nope you will never be a judge because you are a NOBODY… You are not even a HAS BEEN because you are a NEVER WAS

  85. Pnatty says – reply to this


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    What's annoying, troll boy, is your constant referral to yourself in the third person and your blatant attempt to whore yourself out at every opportunity. No wonder most of the other blogs think you're an ass. You truly are a hypocritical asshat.

  86. J says – reply to this


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    I'll literally top myself if Paula Abdul becomes a judge on the X Factor :/ Fuck, I'll top myself if ANY American becomes a judge on the X Factor. I mean, it's a BRITISH show!

  87. Tilly says – reply to this


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    I dont think Paula will join X factor. The British papers are saying it could be Cheryl C

  88. dani says – reply to this


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    aaw.. my two 80's fashion icons reunited.

    Happy Birthday to Me!

  89. rememb says – reply to this


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    "Oh gosh, we've never had to write these things down fast enough…Jason, first song, I loved hearing your lower register, which we never really hear, um… the second song, I felt like your usual charm wasn't - it was missing for me. It kind of left me a little empty. The two songs made me feel like you're not fighting hard enough to get into the top four."

    "Just the first song, though. Just the first one."

    "Oh my God, I thought you sang twice!"

  90. jenbun says – reply to this


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    omg, that would suck. paula is a drunk fool. even peaches geldof would be better!

  91. jenbun says – reply to this


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    omg, that would suck. paula is a drunk fool. even peaches geldof would be better!

  92. jenbun says – reply to this


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    omg, that would suck. paula is a drunk fool. even peaches geldof would be better!

  93. jenbun says – reply to this


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    omg, that would suck. paula is a drunk fool. even peaches geldof would be better!

  94. Si says – reply to this


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    what the hell is wrong with paula? Kerry Katona is a skank. It would be offensive for her to sit in judgement on anyone. Leave Paula alone.

  95. jessya says – reply to this


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    That gremlin she-bitch is HOT!