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She Popped!

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Jessica Alba

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba finally gave birth this weekend.

The actress welcomed her first child, a girl, on Saturday.

The baby was born at Los Angeles' Cedars Sinai Medical Center.

This is the first kid for Don't Call Me Latina and her new husband, Cashole Warren.

The infant's name has not been released (yet) but it will probably be something like Purificacion or Esperanza.

You know she'll wanna overcompensate!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: June 8, 2008 at 11:17 pm

217 comments to “She Popped!”

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  1. brend says – reply to this


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    FINALLY!

  2. eva says – reply to this


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    first. hehe i think its a girl

  3. brend says – reply to this


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    it was about time
    i hope both her and the baby is doing well

  4. gabala says – reply to this


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    awww i love her! im so happy for her i hope theyre well
    cheers to the happy familyy

  5. maddie says – reply to this


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    That's going to be a gorgeous baby!!!!!!!

  6. Josh says – reply to this


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    I hope she names it taco

  7. FUKNO says – reply to this


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    CONGRATS TO THE OVERATED BETCH…..I NEED TO SEE THE PIX OF THE "BROWN-BABY"

  8. karma says – reply to this


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    I bet it's a girl!!!

  9. casey says – reply to this


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    They dont "pop" out. I hate it when men say that. Thy have to be pushed out!!!

  10. riah says – reply to this


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    can't wait for more info!!

  11. hbomb says – reply to this


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    First!

  12. wowowo says – reply to this


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    who gives a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

  13. CHICfr says – reply to this


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    ESPERANZA? LMAO! THAT'S TOO FUNNY PEREZ!

  14. amanda says – reply to this


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    i want pictures!!! lol

  15. j says – reply to this


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    is the "don't call me latina" thing the only thing you will ever remember about her? what about her lack of smiles? get original you big fat tub of goo.

  16. LALA says – reply to this


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    MAYBE SHE GAVE BIRTH TO A SMILE

  17. zking3 says – reply to this


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    First! And congrats to her!

  18. Alise says – reply to this


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    Congratulations, Jessica Alba! I wish you all happiness :)

  19. Moi says – reply to this


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    You are a vicious piece of work Perez. Rot In Hell you evil man.

  20. Perez! says – reply to this


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    Dammit Perez! You got me all excited because I thought it was Angie- I don't care about Jessica Alba!!

  21. lina says – reply to this


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    omg i want to see him! or her

  22. lololo says – reply to this


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    Is it brown enough for her? it would be funny if the baby is black

  23. call h says – reply to this


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    who the fuck cares??? perez, please stop writing about her so she will disappear the fuck off the press. stupid bitch

  24. dan says – reply to this


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    wow seriously?
    I thought it was never going to happen!

    20th!!

  25. sam says – reply to this


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    yaaay!

  26. disdoo says – reply to this


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    LMAO…. omg ur hilarious PEREZ!!

  27. kendrA says – reply to this


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    FUCK JESSICA ALBA! ANGIES WHAT WE WANNA KNOW ABOUT.

  28. dan says – reply to this


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    btw didn't dont call me latina say she was gonna name her baby honor warren?

    and that name is WORSE than esperanza

    ex:

    did u get honor?
    yeah i got honor. everyone got honor cuz she's easy (scrubs)

  29. me says – reply to this


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    This is pulled right from USA Today's Sunday Newspaper Insert. This is Perez Hilton gossip? Pathetic.

  30. K says – reply to this


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    FUCK HER!

  31. ash says – reply to this


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    awwww congrats on the blessing!!

  32. martha says – reply to this


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    PEREZZZZZZZ WHEN U COMING TO THE NYCCCCCCCCCCCCC??????????????????????????????????????

  33. natali says – reply to this


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    whatevs!

  34. me says – reply to this


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    its hard to be excited for someone so unexciting and RUDE & Biatchy!! cant stand this women no wonder she can't make a good movie coz NOONE Likes her! silly wench needs to lighten up & smile and stop being so goddam rude

  35. SIKES says – reply to this


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    cash is half black? she's half brown? wtf kinda color is this girl gonna be???? the next mariah or kimora???? lololol

  36. crayon says – reply to this


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    i cant believe she said she is not
    latina!

    "tiene el nopal en la frente"

    lol

  37. Gaby E says – reply to this


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    PURIFICACION or ESPERANZAAA??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL You're just SOOOOO fucking amazing Perez!! U just made my week! love u, gABY eScOTO

  38. BLOCK says – reply to this


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    I BET ANY MONEY ON ISABELLA OR GABRIELLA.

  39. coco says – reply to this


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    hopefully it's cute!!! Now that the Babys here the baby-daddy can divorece that bitch jessica

  40. brend says – reply to this


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    i heard they're calling the baby "honor"
    i just hope thats a rumor but these celebrities come up with the weirdest names so i wouldn't be suprised

  41. shazam says – reply to this


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    Is it just me or does PerezMario seem a little angry or negative? Why haven't you posted about the sucess of your Hot Topic release? Ya know I've said it before and I'm sure I'll say it again KARMA PEREZ, KARMA. I cannot BELIEVE you had the nerve to post about Rob Lowe's little pooch. Coming from someone who is trying to lose weight. God THINK????? Would you.

  42. 1class says – reply to this


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    Congratulations to her! Damn, people really need to stop hating.



  43. 43

    Who cares, His name is gonna be PANCHO Junior LMAO

  44. pitox says – reply to this


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    HONESTLY, SHE IS NOT THAT PRETTY, SHE IS YOUR TYPICAL MEXICAN GIRL, ONLY FAMOUS. IN MEXICO SHE WOULD BE CONSIDERED AVERAGE, SERIOUSLY.
    AAAAAAAND, I THINK SHE WAS RIGHT ABOUT NOT WANTING TO BE CALLED A LATINA, WE DON'T SAY CLOWN-FACE CAMERON DIAZ IS LATINA, DO WE? ONLY CUZ THAT HO IS WHITE, SO WHO CARES???
    JESSICA IS NO MORE LATINA THAN CAMERON, BUT SHE IS AVERAGE LOOKING. CAMERON ON THE OTHER HAND, IS FUGLY AS HELL.

  45. me says – reply to this


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    its hard to be excited for someone so unexciting, RUDE and b i t c h y, no wonder she cant make a good movie coz NO ONE likes her!! silly w e n ch needs to lighten up and stop being so damm rude!!

  46. kay says – reply to this


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    can you please drop the whole latina thing? you could have atleast congratulated her.

  47. kelly says – reply to this


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    jessica alba seems so full of herself…im sick of her. and all of her movies bomb…brad and angie are way better! AND they will have a much cuter kid(s)…not that that matters…

  48. knocko says – reply to this


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    Oh Perez, you made me laugh with those suggested names; she should call her PURIFICACION.

  49. belind says – reply to this


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    who cares!! pinche vieja que coma caca!!

  50. yani says – reply to this


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    post something about the success of you clothing line, everyone wants to know!!!

  51. Hyde says – reply to this


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    It's always good when a baby is born healthy. Congrats to everyone.

  52. softba says – reply to this


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    ahhh yay..good for her :)

  53. G says – reply to this


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    LMAO! LMAO! Purificacion or Esperanza [my aunts name]!!! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!!!

  54. munch says – reply to this


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    Re: pitox – comete el pito ,pito , & shuuuuut it!

  55. heathe says – reply to this


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    good for her! I really think it might soften her up, ya know?

  56. Call M says – reply to this


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    Sounds like you're jealous ’cause you're a pasty white latino :(

  57. Shar says – reply to this


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    THE BABY IS A GIRL, AND HER NAME IS HONOR!!!!

  58. Sara says – reply to this


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    Why do you hate her so much?

  59. G.O.D. says – reply to this


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    .
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    P Nast what was the weight? any thing over 3 lbs and that cooters cooked.
    .
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  60. SoWhat says – reply to this


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    Awww Perez you sound so rejected whenever you refer to her that way, especially on what's probably the happiest day of her life. You sound like you want her to make it up to you personally,like you want her to nurse you, tuck you in, and whisper sweet sorrys for not making you feel included. It' a lost cause my friend, she has bigger fish to fry so don't let your inferiority complex show so much, very unbecoming

  61. woot says – reply to this


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    HAHAHHAHAA…THAT IS FUNNY!
    I HOPE THE BABY IS BROWN THOUGH..LIKE SHE WISHED!! (WINK WINK)

  62. Perez says – reply to this


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    Perez is ugly on the outside and on the inside.

  63. Carly says – reply to this


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    I like the name Esperanza for her baby. Esperanza Warren…haha knock-off of Estella Warren!

  64. Perez says – reply to this


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    Perez seems to have an endless amount of hate inside him doesn't he?

  65. G says – reply to this


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    Re: LALA – LMAO

  66. Truth says – reply to this


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    Re: Sara – The real reason he hates her is because she turned him down when he asked to have his picture taken with her. Instead of just admitting that he's a grudge-holding little cocksucker, he'd prefer to bash the hell out of her for not being taught much about her heritage growing up (something that is NOT her fault) and say nasty things about her on what I'm sure is the happiest day of her life.

  67. shane says – reply to this


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    who cares?

  68. Vader says – reply to this


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    Congrats Jessica Alba "no me llames latina"

  69. ummm says – reply to this


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    i am sooooo over the "Don't Call Me Latina" crap.. enough!

  70. MJ says – reply to this


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    This "Don't Call Me Latino" thing is really getting old. It's time to move on and
    get some new and maybe funny material. Original and funny is what got you
    where you are, not over done and used up. Just saying…..

  71. renfam says – reply to this


    71

    she only got pregnant so cash would marry her mopey ass. The kid is going to grow up resented and unwanted by her mother. Mazeltov.



  72. 72

    Who cares. She looks better then Perez no matter how much she doesn't smile.

  73. douche says – reply to this


    73

    Perez…you are such an a$$.

  74. Serge says – reply to this


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    Who cares!!!!!!

  75. SHAY says – reply to this


    75

    "but it will probably be something like Purificacion or Esperanza."
    ………..LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  76. justag says – reply to this


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    But if it's a "brown baby" they will call it "Latina"!



  77. 77

    hahahahahahah

    what a fucken beeotch!

  78. Jessss says – reply to this


    78

    The Jolie-Pitt babies are the ones that matter!



  79. 79

    HAHAHHAHA name it Maria Esperanza Warren
    =]

    Fuck You Alba!

  80. jenny says – reply to this


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    stop being an ass. leave her and her baby alone. and seriously. the "dont call me latina" is getting WAAAAAY old. if that's the only thing you can complain about her, stop.

  81. St says – reply to this


    81

    I thought your objects of hate were children and the elderly now your attacking mothers. She seems like a beautiful and talented person unlike the Brittney and lohan trash you love so much.

  82. tanga says – reply to this


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    Haha! Al paisa about it! She should name her Ermelinda or Josefina Warren lol now she is all trying to be Latina!

  83. lkm says – reply to this


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    LOL @ Purificacion or Esperanza! you are so hilarious… HAHHA… only a latino would understand

  84. LoliT@ says – reply to this


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    Purificacion LOL!!! I think it's better DEMETRIA, CONCHITA O CONCEPCION!! LOL

  85. ariell says – reply to this


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    They revealed the name "Honor" forever ago



  86. 86

    Who cares about that bitch when Brangelina's babies are comming !!!!!!!!!??

    I LOVE BRANGELINA I LOVE BRANGELINA I LOVE BRANGELINA
    I LOVE BRANGELINA
    I LOVE BRANGELINA
    I LOVE BRANGELINA
    I LOVE BRANGELINA

  87. Sam says – reply to this


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    i thought she planned on naming it HONOR? She said it was because it was an HONOR to have his baby! I wonder if she was honored to exchange herpes with him as well..

  88. tanga says – reply to this


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    Haha! Al paisa about it! She should name her Ermelinda or Josefina Warren lol now she is all trying to be Latina! Plus when she was pregnant she looked older than Angie.

  89. laur says – reply to this


    89

    your suck a dick towards jessica alba… honestly!! your probably just mad she wouldn't gossip with your fat ass

  90. sweet says – reply to this


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    awww, she's so pretty, bet that baby is a doll. so sweet. how come I thought she was going to have twins???? Hmmmm

  91. Naima says – reply to this


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    Alba is american right? born in the United States right? so she isn't latino….i don't get it…it seems like the white americans have the right to call non-white americans…african american, latino, asian american but can't call themselves european americans…it's damn prejudice

  92. alley says – reply to this


    92

    it should be either:
    Concepcion
    Dominga
    Gertrudes
    Alluvia
    Anatolia
    or Candelaria!!!!!!!!!!

  93. jennif says – reply to this


    93

    not many posts this weekend. damn you perez! (and whoever is using my name, fucking stop it!)

  94. Jest l says – reply to this


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    It was just announced on TMZ. The baby's name is PUTITA.

  95. Anna says – reply to this


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    Spanick people are nasty light skinned Africans who want to be white …. When they spread therel egs there chocha's are black plzzzzzzzzz. they desperately want to be white but will never be how could jessica Alba NOT have a brown baby …hellloooooo spanicky people are brown and black last time i checked ..and worthless lil monkeys ..Your either white black or Asian

  96. vladim says – reply to this


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    filthy wetbacks

  97. Bel says – reply to this


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    Stop ragging on her already. It's getting so old. I'm so happy for her! Viva Jessica!

  98. OPRAH says – reply to this


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    JIMMYJAZZ IS A GAY PIECE OF SHIT THAT NEEDS TO HURRY UP AND DIE OF AIDS!!!!!
    ALL FAGS WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER!
    JIMMYJAZZ WILL DIE OF AIDS JUST LIKE ALL THE FAGS IN THE WORLD!!
    JIMMYJAZZ IS A GAY PIECE OF SHIT THAT NEEDS TO HURRY UP AND DIE OF AIDS!!!!!
    ALL FAGS WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER!
    JIMMYJAZZ WILL DIE OF AIDS JUST LIKE ALL THE FAGS IN THE WORLD!!
    JIMMYJAZZ IS A GAY PIECE OF SHIT THAT NEEDS TO HURRY UP AND DIE OF AIDS!!!!!
    ALL FAGS WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER!
    JIMMYJAZZ WILL DIE OF AIDS JUST LIKE ALL THE FAGS IN THE WORLD!!
    JIMMYJAZZ IS A GAY PIECE OF SHIT THAT NEEDS TO HURRY UP AND DIE OF AIDS!!!!!
    ALL FAGS WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER!
    JIMMYJAZZ WILL DIE OF AIDS JUST LIKE ALL THE FAGS IN THE WORLD!!

  99. pootie says – reply to this


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    Was it a c-sect baby? Honestly, I think a c-sect is the way to go!

  100. WTF says – reply to this


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    OH CHICA, DON'T BE SO MEAN TO JESSICA…SHE MIGHT WANT TO BE CALLED LATINO AFTER THIS….BIRTH HAS A WAY OF HUMBLING YOU…LET'S SEE HOW SHE ACTS

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