She Popped!
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Jessica Alba
Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba finally gave birth this weekend.
The actress welcomed her first child, a girl, on Saturday.
The baby was born at Los Angeles' Cedars Sinai Medical Center.
This is the first kid for Don't Call Me Latina and her new husband, Cashole Warren.
The infant's name has not been released (yet) but it will probably be something like Purificacion or Esperanza.
You know she'll wanna overcompensate!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: June 8, 2008 at 11:17 pm
FINALLY!
first. hehe i think its a girl
it was about time
i hope both her and the baby is doing well
awww i love her! im so happy for her i hope theyre well
cheers to the happy familyy
That's going to be a gorgeous baby!!!!!!!
I hope she names it taco
CONGRATS TO THE OVERATED BETCH…..I NEED TO SEE THE PIX OF THE "BROWN-BABY"
I bet it's a girl!!!
They dont "pop" out. I hate it when men say that. Thy have to be pushed out!!!
can't wait for more info!!
First!
who gives a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
ESPERANZA? LMAO! THAT'S TOO FUNNY PEREZ!
i want pictures!!! lol
is the "don't call me latina" thing the only thing you will ever remember about her? what about her lack of smiles? get original you big fat tub of goo.
MAYBE SHE GAVE BIRTH TO A SMILE
First! And congrats to her!
Congratulations, Jessica Alba! I wish you all happiness
You are a vicious piece of work Perez. Rot In Hell you evil man.
Dammit Perez! You got me all excited because I thought it was Angie- I don't care about Jessica Alba!!
omg i want to see him! or her
Is it brown enough for her? it would be funny if the baby is black
who the fuck cares??? perez, please stop writing about her so she will disappear the fuck off the press. stupid bitch
wow seriously?
I thought it was never going to happen!
20th!!
yaaay!
LMAO…. omg ur hilarious PEREZ!!
hahahaha You JEALOUS MEXICAN TWAT, Perez. lol Always gotta play the hater. :-p But, seriously, yeah… Alba's a reeeeeeeeal cunt. And she probably named the kid some asshole throw-rocks-at-their-head-during-school-years name. Yeah.
Love, you Jessie. *kisses* xoxoxoxoxoxox
FUCK JESSICA ALBA! ANGIES WHAT WE WANNA KNOW ABOUT.
btw didn't dont call me latina say she was gonna name her baby honor warren?
and that name is WORSE than esperanza
ex:
did u get honor?
yeah i got honor. everyone got honor cuz she's easy (scrubs)
This is pulled right from USA Today's Sunday Newspaper Insert. This is Perez Hilton gossip? Pathetic.
FUCK HER!
awwww congrats on the blessing!!
PEREZZZZZZZ WHEN U COMING TO THE NYCCCCCCCCCCCCC??????????????????????????????????????
I wonder if the cunt's gonna bleach her baby's skin?
Yes [_] or No [_] It's an Alba thing to do. lol I pity that poor kid. A sappy mother who denies her heritage. Some asshole dad. Plus, she's of an inferior gender. lol jk :p
whatevs!
its hard to be excited for someone so unexciting and RUDE & Biatchy!! cant stand this women no wonder she can't make a good movie coz NOONE Likes her! silly wench needs to lighten up & smile and stop being so goddam rude
cash is half black? she's half brown? wtf kinda color is this girl gonna be???? the next mariah or kimora???? lololol
i cant believe she said she is not
latina!
"tiene el nopal en la frente"
lol
PURIFICACION or ESPERANZAAA??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL You're just SOOOOO fucking amazing Perez!! U just made my week! love u, gABY eScOTO
I BET ANY MONEY ON ISABELLA OR GABRIELLA.
hopefully it's cute!!! Now that the Babys here the baby-daddy can divorece that bitch jessica
i heard they're calling the baby "honor"
i just hope thats a rumor but these celebrities come up with the weirdest names so i wouldn't be suprised
Is it just me or does PerezMario seem a little angry or negative? Why haven't you posted about the sucess of your Hot Topic release? Ya know I've said it before and I'm sure I'll say it again KARMA PEREZ, KARMA. I cannot BELIEVE you had the nerve to post about Rob Lowe's little pooch. Coming from someone who is trying to lose weight. God THINK????? Would you.
Congratulations to her! Damn, people really need to stop hating.
Who cares, His name is gonna be PANCHO Junior LMAO
HONESTLY, SHE IS NOT THAT PRETTY, SHE IS YOUR TYPICAL MEXICAN GIRL, ONLY FAMOUS. IN MEXICO SHE WOULD BE CONSIDERED AVERAGE, SERIOUSLY.
AAAAAAAND, I THINK SHE WAS RIGHT ABOUT NOT WANTING TO BE CALLED A LATINA, WE DON'T SAY CLOWN-FACE CAMERON DIAZ IS LATINA, DO WE? ONLY CUZ THAT HO IS WHITE, SO WHO CARES???
JESSICA IS NO MORE LATINA THAN CAMERON, BUT SHE IS AVERAGE LOOKING. CAMERON ON THE OTHER HAND, IS FUGLY AS HELL.
its hard to be excited for someone so unexciting, RUDE and b i t c h y, no wonder she cant make a good movie coz NO ONE likes her!! silly w e n ch needs to lighten up and stop being so damm rude!!
can you please drop the whole latina thing? you could have atleast congratulated her.
jessica alba seems so full of herself…im sick of her. and all of her movies bomb…brad and angie are way better! AND they will have a much cuter kid(s)…not that that matters…
Oh Perez, you made me laugh with those suggested names; she should call her PURIFICACION.
who cares!! pinche vieja que coma caca!!
post something about the success of you clothing line, everyone wants to know!!!
It's always good when a baby is born healthy. Congrats to everyone.
ahhh yay..good for her
LMAO! LMAO! Purificacion or Esperanza [my aunts name]!!! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!!!
Re: pitox – comete el pito ,pito , & shuuuuut it!
good for her! I really think it might soften her up, ya know?
Sounds like you're jealous ’cause you're a pasty white latino
THE BABY IS A GIRL, AND HER NAME IS HONOR!!!!
Why do you hate her so much?
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P Nast what was the weight? any thing over 3 lbs and that cooters cooked.
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Awww Perez you sound so rejected whenever you refer to her that way, especially on what's probably the happiest day of her life. You sound like you want her to make it up to you personally,like you want her to nurse you, tuck you in, and whisper sweet sorrys for not making you feel included. It' a lost cause my friend, she has bigger fish to fry so don't let your inferiority complex show so much, very unbecoming
HAHAHHAHAA…THAT IS FUNNY!
I HOPE THE BABY IS BROWN THOUGH..LIKE SHE WISHED!! (WINK WINK)
Perez is ugly on the outside and on the inside.
I like the name Esperanza for her baby. Esperanza Warren…haha knock-off of Estella Warren!
Perez seems to have an endless amount of hate inside him doesn't he?
Re: LALA – LMAO
Re: Sara – The real reason he hates her is because she turned him down when he asked to have his picture taken with her. Instead of just admitting that he's a grudge-holding little cocksucker, he'd prefer to bash the hell out of her for not being taught much about her heritage growing up (something that is NOT her fault) and say nasty things about her on what I'm sure is the happiest day of her life.
who cares?
Congrats Jessica Alba "no me llames latina"
i am sooooo over the "Don't Call Me Latina" crap.. enough!
This "Don't Call Me Latino" thing is really getting old. It's time to move on and
get some new and maybe funny material. Original and funny is what got you
where you are, not over done and used up. Just saying…..
she only got pregnant so cash would marry her mopey ass. The kid is going to grow up resented and unwanted by her mother. Mazeltov.
Who cares. She looks better then Perez no matter how much she doesn't smile.
Perez…you are such an a$$.
Who cares!!!!!!
"but it will probably be something like Purificacion or Esperanza."
………..LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But if it's a "brown baby" they will call it "Latina"!
hahahahahahah
what a fucken beeotch!