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She Popped!

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Jessica Alba

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba finally gave birth this weekend.

The actress welcomed her first child, a girl, on Saturday.

The baby was born at Los Angeles' Cedars Sinai Medical Center.

This is the first kid for Don't Call Me Latina and her new husband, Cashole Warren.

The infant's name has not been released (yet) but it will probably be something like Purificacion or Esperanza.

You know she'll wanna overcompensate!

[Image via WENN.]



220 comments to “She Popped!”

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  1. brend says – reply to this
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    FINALLY!

  2. eva says – reply to this
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    first. hehe i think its a girl

  3. brend says – reply to this
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    it was about time
    i hope both her and the baby is doing well

  4. gabala says – reply to this
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    awww i love her! im so happy for her i hope theyre well
    cheers to the happy familyy

  5. maddie says – reply to this
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    That's going to be a gorgeous baby!!!!!!!

  6. Josh says – reply to this
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    I hope she names it taco

  7. FUKNO says – reply to this
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    CONGRATS TO THE OVERATED BETCH…..I NEED TO SEE THE PIX OF THE "BROWN-BABY"

  8. karma says – reply to this
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    I bet it's a girl!!!

  9. casey says – reply to this
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    They dont "pop" out. I hate it when men say that. Thy have to be pushed out!!!

  10. riah says – reply to this
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    can't wait for more info!!

  11. hbomb says – reply to this
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    First!

  12. wowowo says – reply to this
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    who gives a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

  13. CHICfr says – reply to this
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    ESPERANZA? LMAO! THAT'S TOO FUNNY PEREZ!

  14. amanda says – reply to this
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    i want pictures!!! lol

  15. j says – reply to this
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    is the "don't call me latina" thing the only thing you will ever remember about her? what about her lack of smiles? get original you big fat tub of goo.

  16. LALA says – reply to this
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    MAYBE SHE GAVE BIRTH TO A SMILE

  17. zking3 says – reply to this
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    First! And congrats to her!

  18. Alise says – reply to this
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    Congratulations, Jessica Alba! I wish you all happiness :)

  19. Moi says – reply to this
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    You are a vicious piece of work Perez. Rot In Hell you evil man.

  20. Perez! says – reply to this
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    Dammit Perez! You got me all excited because I thought it was Angie- I don't care about Jessica Alba!!

  21. lina says – reply to this
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    omg i want to see him! or her

  22. lololo says – reply to this
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    Is it brown enough for her? it would be funny if the baby is black

  23. call h says – reply to this
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    who the fuck cares??? perez, please stop writing about her so she will disappear the fuck off the press. stupid bitch

  24. dan says – reply to this
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    wow seriously?
    I thought it was never going to happen!

    20th!!

  25. sam says – reply to this
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    yaaay!

  26. disdoo says – reply to this
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    LMAO…. omg ur hilarious PEREZ!!

  27. 27

    hahahaha You JEALOUS MEXICAN TWAT, Perez. lol Always gotta play the hater. :-p But, seriously, yeah… Alba's a reeeeeeeeal cunt. And she probably named the kid some asshole throw-rocks-at-their-head-during-school-years name. Yeah. :-) Love, you Jessie. *kisses* xoxoxoxoxoxox

  28. kendrA says – reply to this
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    FUCK JESSICA ALBA! ANGIES WHAT WE WANNA KNOW ABOUT.

  29. dan says – reply to this
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    btw didn't dont call me latina say she was gonna name her baby honor warren?

    and that name is WORSE than esperanza

    ex:

    did u get honor?
    yeah i got honor. everyone got honor cuz she's easy (scrubs)

  30. me says – reply to this
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    This is pulled right from USA Today's Sunday Newspaper Insert. This is Perez Hilton gossip? Pathetic.

  31. K says – reply to this
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    FUCK HER!

  32. ash says – reply to this
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    awwww congrats on the blessing!!

  33. martha says – reply to this
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    PEREZZZZZZZ WHEN U COMING TO THE NYCCCCCCCCCCCCC??????????????????????????????????????

  34. 34

    I wonder if the cunt's gonna bleach her baby's skin? :D Yes [_] or No [_] It's an Alba thing to do. lol I pity that poor kid. A sappy mother who denies her heritage. Some asshole dad. Plus, she's of an inferior gender. lol jk :p

  35. natali says – reply to this
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    whatevs!

  36. me says – reply to this
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    its hard to be excited for someone so unexciting and RUDE & Biatchy!! cant stand this women no wonder she can't make a good movie coz NOONE Likes her! silly wench needs to lighten up & smile and stop being so goddam rude

  37. SIKES says – reply to this
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    cash is half black? she's half brown? wtf kinda color is this girl gonna be???? the next mariah or kimora???? lololol

  38. crayon says – reply to this
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    i cant believe she said she is not
    latina!

    "tiene el nopal en la frente"

    lol

  39. Gaby E says – reply to this
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    PURIFICACION or ESPERANZAAA??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL You're just SOOOOO fucking amazing Perez!! U just made my week! love u, gABY eScOTO

  40. BLOCK says – reply to this
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    I BET ANY MONEY ON ISABELLA OR GABRIELLA.

  41. coco says – reply to this
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    hopefully it's cute!!! Now that the Babys here the baby-daddy can divorece that bitch jessica

  42. brend says – reply to this
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    i heard they're calling the baby "honor"
    i just hope thats a rumor but these celebrities come up with the weirdest names so i wouldn't be suprised

  43. shazam says – reply to this
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    Is it just me or does PerezMario seem a little angry or negative? Why haven't you posted about the sucess of your Hot Topic release? Ya know I've said it before and I'm sure I'll say it again KARMA PEREZ, KARMA. I cannot BELIEVE you had the nerve to post about Rob Lowe's little pooch. Coming from someone who is trying to lose weight. God THINK????? Would you.

  44. 1class says – reply to this
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    Congratulations to her! Damn, people really need to stop hating.

  45. 45

    Who cares, His name is gonna be PANCHO Junior LMAO

  46. pitox says – reply to this
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    HONESTLY, SHE IS NOT THAT PRETTY, SHE IS YOUR TYPICAL MEXICAN GIRL, ONLY FAMOUS. IN MEXICO SHE WOULD BE CONSIDERED AVERAGE, SERIOUSLY.
    AAAAAAAND, I THINK SHE WAS RIGHT ABOUT NOT WANTING TO BE CALLED A LATINA, WE DON'T SAY CLOWN-FACE CAMERON DIAZ IS LATINA, DO WE? ONLY CUZ THAT HO IS WHITE, SO WHO CARES???
    JESSICA IS NO MORE LATINA THAN CAMERON, BUT SHE IS AVERAGE LOOKING. CAMERON ON THE OTHER HAND, IS FUGLY AS HELL.

  47. me says – reply to this
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    its hard to be excited for someone so unexciting, RUDE and b i t c h y, no wonder she cant make a good movie coz NO ONE likes her!! silly w e n ch needs to lighten up and stop being so damm rude!!

  48. kay says – reply to this
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    can you please drop the whole latina thing? you could have atleast congratulated her.

  49. kelly says – reply to this
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    jessica alba seems so full of herself…im sick of her. and all of her movies bomb…brad and angie are way better! AND they will have a much cuter kid(s)…not that that matters…

  50. knocko says – reply to this
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    Oh Perez, you made me laugh with those suggested names; she should call her PURIFICACION.

  51. belind says – reply to this
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    who cares!! pinche vieja que coma caca!!

  52. yani says – reply to this
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    post something about the success of you clothing line, everyone wants to know!!!

  53. Hyde says – reply to this
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    It's always good when a baby is born healthy. Congrats to everyone.

  54. softba says – reply to this
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    ahhh yay..good for her :)

  55. G says – reply to this
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    LMAO! LMAO! Purificacion or Esperanza [my aunts name]!!! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!!!

  56. munch says – reply to this
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    Re: pitox – comete el pito ,pito , & shuuuuut it!

  57. heathe says – reply to this
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    good for her! I really think it might soften her up, ya know?

  58. Call M says – reply to this
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    Sounds like you're jealous ’cause you're a pasty white latino :(

  59. Shar says – reply to this
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    THE BABY IS A GIRL, AND HER NAME IS HONOR!!!!

  60. Sara says – reply to this
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    Why do you hate her so much?

  61. G.O.D. says – reply to this
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    P Nast what was the weight? any thing over 3 lbs and that cooters cooked.
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  62. SoWhat says – reply to this
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    Awww Perez you sound so rejected whenever you refer to her that way, especially on what's probably the happiest day of her life. You sound like you want her to make it up to you personally,like you want her to nurse you, tuck you in, and whisper sweet sorrys for not making you feel included. It' a lost cause my friend, she has bigger fish to fry so don't let your inferiority complex show so much, very unbecoming

  63. woot says – reply to this
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    HAHAHHAHAA…THAT IS FUNNY!
    I HOPE THE BABY IS BROWN THOUGH..LIKE SHE WISHED!! (WINK WINK)

  64. Perez says – reply to this
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    Perez is ugly on the outside and on the inside.

  65. Carly says – reply to this
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    I like the name Esperanza for her baby. Esperanza Warren…haha knock-off of Estella Warren!

  66. Perez says – reply to this
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    Perez seems to have an endless amount of hate inside him doesn't he?

  67. G says – reply to this
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    Re: LALA – LMAO

  68. Truth says – reply to this
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    Re: Sara – The real reason he hates her is because she turned him down when he asked to have his picture taken with her. Instead of just admitting that he's a grudge-holding little cocksucker, he'd prefer to bash the hell out of her for not being taught much about her heritage growing up (something that is NOT her fault) and say nasty things about her on what I'm sure is the happiest day of her life.

  69. shane says – reply to this
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    who cares?

  70. Vader says – reply to this
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    Congrats Jessica Alba "no me llames latina"

  71. ummm says – reply to this
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    i am sooooo over the "Don't Call Me Latina" crap.. enough!

  72. MJ says – reply to this
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    This "Don't Call Me Latino" thing is really getting old. It's time to move on and
    get some new and maybe funny material. Original and funny is what got you
    where you are, not over done and used up. Just saying…..

  73. renfam says – reply to this
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    she only got pregnant so cash would marry her mopey ass. The kid is going to grow up resented and unwanted by her mother. Mazeltov.

  74. 74

    Who cares. She looks better then Perez no matter how much she doesn't smile.

  75. douche says – reply to this
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    Perez…you are such an a$$.

  76. Serge says – reply to this
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    Who cares!!!!!!

  77. SHAY says – reply to this
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    "but it will probably be something like Purificacion or Esperanza."
    ………..LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  78. justag says – reply to this
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    But if it's a "brown baby" they will call it "Latina"!

  79. 79

    hahahahahahah

    what a fucken beeotch!