Are You Ready Canada???
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Perez is coming up North!
The Laptop Samurai and Web Warrior is coming to Toronto this Sunday for the Much Music Awards, our third straight year attending.
We're thrilled to be coming back to our home in Canada and to be a part of the show.
Perezelle is going to be a presenter at the Much Music Awards!
And, we are also throwing what is gonna be the sickest, most amazing after-party EVER, with a performance by a very special guest.
More details on that to come.
Can't wait!!!!!
Posted: June 9, 2008 at 11:59 am



FIRST!!!!!!!!!1
Can't wait to watch you. We love you here.
Good luck.
hehehe that's is a really funny and cute picture!
3rd haha i love you perezz
Hey Perez, care to mention the HORRIBLE turnout you've got @ Hot Topic? No? I didn't think so. IT WAS CRAPTACULAR but Perez won't talk about it. It's ok because YouTube will!
PEREZ YOU MAKE ONE UGLY BABY. UGLIER THAN ADAM SANDLER'S KID SORRY
That picture is brilliant!!! Good job Perez.
Loves it!
That picture is gross and disturbing. why put your nasty head on an innnocent little girl? Pervert.
and what the fuck is so special about being first!?
Woo!
Pumped you're coming to T.O….warning, it's really damn hot here.
Canada LOVES perez
I want Matt to be my daddy, he's YUMMY!!!
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You would think Matt Damon would have better looking kids.
HAHHA I love this picture!!!
Hey perez?? Anyone gonna show up for you party in Canada??LOLOL NO ONE came to your Hot topic opening in Hollywood!!!!MUAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Very nice pick.
Hahah that picture is disturbing and fabulous at the same time.
I hate how narcissistic you become, you ugly fuck
Screw Toronto! Come to Vancouver!
You have taken a picture of a pure little innocent girl and morphed it into some hideous, decrepid, unholy, pompous blowhole. Shame on you.
I hope Matt Damon and all of his friends find you and kick the shit out of you!
holy cow that looks real!
#8 - kate — You wouldn't know! lol
New Kids on The Block will be performing at this year's Much Music Awards!
this photo is sick
honey you have got to stop dieting, your wasting away to nothing
Fuck off Perez, we don't want you here — Fucking Americans just stay at home
OMG. That picture is too funny!
Ohhh can I come to the party?
Stop calling yourself the laptop samurai. It makes you sound even more idiotic than usual. You're not cutting edge — not by a long shot.
Maybe the laptop sumo wrestler…
OMG Im love love loving this pic! Perez you are sexy hot stuff!! Love you longtime!!x
that picture is one of the freakiest things i have ever seen
That picture is TOO MUCH!
so minus all the other rediculous comments here, Perez please tell me how I can come to your fabo party?? Love you and would just love,love love to meet you!! You rock and you can call yourself whatever you want!!!!
I thought it was Jessica Alba's brownie i was wondering why Matt was carrying her around…
Re: Pfffft – "Stop calling yourself the laptop samurai. It makes you sound even more idiotic than usual. You're not cutting edge — not by a long shot."
Wow… you took the words right out of my mouth!
SOOOOOOOOO EXCITED
That's great Perez but…………..when your ready for a real party come to Newfoundland and hit George St.
hopfully your flight get cancled
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we love you perez!! can't wait to watch you.
Come to Mtl!
wheres the after party?????????????
Perez, do us all a favor and stay up there in Canada. I am so tired of hearing you ramble on and on about yourself. Shut the fuck up and blog about celebs. And by celebs, I am not talking about Z listers like yourself.
omg Perez, this picture is soooooo tragic, but it's funny. lol Damn, it's like a very bad accident you can't help looking at it 3 or 4 times.
Perez,
Don't disfigure a child with your disgusting mug. I doubt Matt would even want to be that close to you either…in fear of catching a disease!
haha I love the pic!!!
hell yeah i'm ready!! cute pic!
you gotta come to the village perez, one walk down church st and you'll own the whole block. ;D
you might get bored, bring a book!
if you enjoy Thai food check out Young Thai around the corner from Much, its awesome!
also a word of caution, after a couple beers Matte tends to blurt out homophoic comments, i was at a Red Bull show and he started dissing some homie guys that were agruing with some scensters and it got nasty on the mic for a bit, not cool.
I'm sure Perez will do what he always does, get retardedly drunk, bug the dj and bitch out early.
Come to Vancouver instead Perez! Toronto sucks balls.
how do i get into your party????
U and I both wish we were in the arms of gorgeous Matt Damon, can we crop my head on there too?!@#$%$%
Very disturbing picture,,,I guess ANY pic with your huge head in it is fuckin disturbing>. On a funnier note,, i heard your instore for HOT TOPIC was a big fucking BOMB.Or should we call it an INSNORE. Ha,, I guess four fat teenagers from glendale doesn't cut it huh superstar. Oh Im sorry, your the next Clive Davis HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Perez, honey, FYI : "Toronto" is not Canada. Toronto is just Toronto. It's like saying, "I'm going to the US" and when you get there you never take one foot off Manhattan island. Not that Toronto comes anywhere near the fabulousless of Manhattan (they only wish they did).
hey perez lemme kno where your gonna be & I`ll show you a Toronto good time…..if you need anything while you here,I can hook u up
canada doesn't want you
So stoked! Come to Vancouver sometime!
Re: Sydney – You are SO incredibly mistaken. I'm not even from Toronto, I'm from New Jersey, and Toronto is JUST as fabulous as NYC….and much warmer!! It's NYC w/o all the bums, ghettos and hideous accents (yes….my own accent).
Re: Pwned! – WHERE'S THE VIDEO?
I second NJGAL!! I'm from Toronto, and Perez, do yourself a favour and pack LIGHTLY. It's BLISTERING hot here!! Wellllllllllllll over 100. Ugh!!
Make sure you hit up Richmond St. at night, as well as College St. One of the biggest clubbing districts of any place in N.A!!
Muchmusic is pathetic, You know their hard up for celebrities when they resort to asking z-list celebrities like hilton, and the vj's are fuckin boooriiinggg!
Perez Baby! Do you say you visit 'your friends up North' when you go to Mass., or Connecticut, or NY, or Maine, or New Hampshire, or Wisconsin, or Minnesota, or North Dakota, or South Dakota, or Montana, or Idaho, or Wyoming, or Washington, or Oregon?????? Because you DO realize that those places are more Northern than Toronto, right??? It's kind of lame to not know geography and this age, dontcha think?
PEREZ, I can't wait to see your ass up here in Toronto…I hope you have fun…. It's fuckin HOT as hell right now, but MUCH MUSIC has a curse that it usually rains on the day of the awards… Don't say i never warned you…lmao.
Have FUN, We love ya here.
Perez!!! I'd love, Love, LOVE to hang out with you while you're here… totally unlikely I know… I imagine you have your hands full of sycophants. BUT if you'd like to hang out with a real, honest to goodness cool woman… it would be awesome to meet with with you and chat… (fat chance maybe, but a girl's gotta try)
Perez! Oh nO! We (in Canada) LOVE you, butttttt…ITS THE MM"V"A's!! Much Music VVIIDDEEOO Awards!!
Please correct
Love you always.
I ACTUALLY LMAO AT THE THAT PICTURE!!!!!! "lucky" indeed
hahhahahahahhaa
Correction - MUCH MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS***
aka tha MMVA's
OMG I CANT WAIT TILL YOU COME!!!!
fathers day though…lame i dont think ill be allowed to go to toronto that day
where when is the after party and is it going to be super exclusive or will you give away some wristbands to us etc?
what makes you think you're so welcome in Canada?
most of us here want nothing to do with you.
Awesome!!! How do I get tickets to attend the show?? Please let me know.
will your party be as sick as your hot topic meet and greet? There are pictures on
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LMFAO you are something else Perez!!!! hahahahahaha
I laughed my ass off the moment I saw that picture it was hysterical. LOL
Screw TO come to Vancouver!
LMAO at the pciture
Welcome to the Great White North and the MuchMusic Video Awards. How about hooking us up with some VIP tix.
Next time come to Montreal!! Hope you have fun in Toronto!
Does Sarah Silverman know that YOU were the one who was actually Fucking Matt Damon? Watch out, she's mean!
This made me laugh out loud at work. That picture is hysterical! It looks like Matt Damon's holding a midget!
OMG Perez you make me LAUGH