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Are You Ready Canada???

Filed under: Canadialand > Personally Perez

Perez is coming up North!

The Laptop Samurai and Web Warrior is coming to Toronto this Sunday for the Much Music Awards, our third straight year attending.

We're thrilled to be coming back to our home in Canada and to be a part of the show.

Perezelle is going to be a presenter at the Much Music Awards!

And, we are also throwing what is gonna be the sickest, most amazing after-party EVER, with a performance by a very special guest.

More details on that to come.

Can't wait!!!!!

Posted: June 9, 2008 at 11:59 am

111 comments to “Are You Ready Canada???”

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betch says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!!!1
SanD says – reply to this

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Can't wait to watch you. We love you here.

Good luck.
emem says – reply to this

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hehehe that's is a really funny and cute picture!
Lindse says – reply to this

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3rd haha i love you perezz
Pwned! says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, care to mention the HORRIBLE turnout you've got @ Hot Topic? No? I didn't think so. IT WAS CRAPTACULAR but Perez won't talk about it. It's ok because YouTube will!
jaz says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU MAKE ONE UGLY BABY. UGLIER THAN ADAM SANDLER'S KID SORRY
omfg says – reply to this

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That picture is brilliant!!! Good job Perez.
Loves it!
kate says – reply to this

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That picture is gross and disturbing. why put your nasty head on an innnocent little girl? Pervert.
and what the fuck is so special about being first!?
Cindy says – reply to this

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Woo!
Pumped you're coming to T.O….warning, it's really damn hot here.
redbroccoli says – reply to this

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Canada LOVES perez
Yummy says – reply to this

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I want Matt to be my daddy, he's YUMMY!!!
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Arshe says – reply to this

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You would think Matt Damon would have better looking kids.
Cindy says – reply to this

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HAHHA I love this picture!!!
hot-to says – reply to this

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Hey perez?? Anyone gonna show up for you party in Canada??LOLOL NO ONE came to your Hot topic opening in Hollywood!!!!MUAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Paty says – reply to this

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kkkkkkkkkkk
Very nice pick.
Kriste says – reply to this

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Hahah that picture is disturbing and fabulous at the same time.
Fuck P says – reply to this

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I hate how narcissistic you become, you ugly fuck
jenny says – reply to this

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Screw Toronto! Come to Vancouver!
Christ says – reply to this

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You have taken a picture of a pure little innocent girl and morphed it into some hideous, decrepid, unholy, pompous blowhole. Shame on you.
Christ says – reply to this

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I hope Matt Damon and all of his friends find you and kick the shit out of you!
Bec says – reply to this

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holy cow that looks real!
betch says – reply to this

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#8 - kate — You wouldn't know! lol
DanceQ says – reply to this

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New Kids on The Block will be performing at this year's Much Music Awards!
pinky says – reply to this

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this photo is sick
billyb says – reply to this

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honey you have got to stop dieting, your wasting away to nothing
FUCK O says – reply to this

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Fuck off Perez, we don't want you here — Fucking Americans just stay at home
Jennif says – reply to this

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OMG. That picture is too funny!
Mo-Nik says – reply to this

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Ohhh can I come to the party?
Pfffft says – reply to this

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Stop calling yourself the laptop samurai. It makes you sound even more idiotic than usual. You're not cutting edge — not by a long shot.

Maybe the laptop sumo wrestler…
Jade says – reply to this

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OMG Im love love loving this pic! Perez you are sexy hot stuff!! Love you longtime!!x
julia says – reply to this

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that picture is one of the freakiest things i have ever seen
Subie says – reply to this

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That picture is TOO MUCH!
Ginzo says – reply to this

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so minus all the other rediculous comments here, Perez please tell me how I can come to your fabo party?? Love you and would just love,love love to meet you!! You rock and you can call yourself whatever you want!!!!
kate says – reply to this

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I thought it was Jessica Alba's brownie i was wondering why Matt was carrying her around…
YUCK! says – reply to this

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Re: Pfffft – "Stop calling yourself the laptop samurai. It makes you sound even more idiotic than usual. You're not cutting edge — not by a long shot."

Wow… you took the words right out of my mouth!
KATEY says – reply to this

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SOOOOOOOOO EXCITED
RueRue says – reply to this

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That's great Perez but…………..when your ready for a real party come to Newfoundland and hit George St.
qwerty says – reply to this

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hopfully your flight get cancled
pblows says – reply to this

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kat says – reply to this

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we love you perez!! can't wait to watch you.
Come to Mtl!
Dane86 says – reply to this

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wheres the after party?????????????
777 says – reply to this

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Perez, do us all a favor and stay up there in Canada. I am so tired of hearing you ramble on and on about yourself. Shut the fuck up and blog about celebs. And by celebs, I am not talking about Z listers like yourself.
jaye says – reply to this

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omg Perez, this picture is soooooo tragic, but it's funny. lol Damn, it's like a very bad accident you can't help looking at it 3 or 4 times.
Grrooo says – reply to this

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Perez,
Don't disfigure a child with your disgusting mug. I doubt Matt would even want to be that close to you either…in fear of catching a disease!
jane says – reply to this

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haha I love the pic!!!
winny says – reply to this

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hell yeah i'm ready!! cute pic!
you gotta come to the village perez, one walk down church st and you'll own the whole block. ;D
oxide says – reply to this

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you might get bored, bring a book!
if you enjoy Thai food check out Young Thai around the corner from Much, its awesome!
also a word of caution, after a couple beers Matte tends to blurt out homophoic comments, i was at a Red Bull show and he started dissing some homie guys that were agruing with some scensters and it got nasty on the mic for a bit, not cool.
greg says – reply to this

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I'm sure Perez will do what he always does, get retardedly drunk, bug the dj and bitch out early.
Megs says – reply to this

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Come to Vancouver instead Perez! Toronto sucks balls.
Jarvi says – reply to this

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how do i get into your party????
gina says – reply to this

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U and I both wish we were in the arms of gorgeous Matt Damon, can we crop my head on there too?!@#$%$%
MOM says – reply to this

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Very disturbing picture,,,I guess ANY pic with your huge head in it is fuckin disturbing>. On a funnier note,, i heard your instore for HOT TOPIC was a big fucking BOMB.Or should we call it an INSNORE. Ha,, I guess four fat teenagers from glendale doesn't cut it huh superstar. Oh Im sorry, your the next Clive Davis HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sydney says – reply to this

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Perez, honey, FYI : "Toronto" is not Canada. Toronto is just Toronto. It's like saying, "I'm going to the US" and when you get there you never take one foot off Manhattan island. Not that Toronto comes anywhere near the fabulousless of Manhattan (they only wish they did).
Top TS says – reply to this

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hey perez lemme kno where your gonna be & I`ll show you a Toronto good time…..if you need anything while you here,I can hook u up
cather says – reply to this

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canada doesn't want you
Lilium says – reply to this

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So stoked! Come to Vancouver sometime!
NJGAL says – reply to this

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Re: Sydney – You are SO incredibly mistaken. I'm not even from Toronto, I'm from New Jersey, and Toronto is JUST as fabulous as NYC….and much warmer!! It's NYC w/o all the bums, ghettos and hideous accents (yes….my own accent).
Lilium says – reply to this

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Re: Pwned! – WHERE'S THE VIDEO?
akay says – reply to this

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I second NJGAL!! I'm from Toronto, and Perez, do yourself a favour and pack LIGHTLY. It's BLISTERING hot here!! Wellllllllllllll over 100. Ugh!!
Make sure you hit up Richmond St. at night, as well as College St. One of the biggest clubbing districts of any place in N.A!!
DALE says – reply to this

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Muchmusic is pathetic, You know their hard up for celebrities when they resort to asking z-list celebrities like hilton, and the vj's are fuckin boooriiinggg!
MYGOD! says – reply to this

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Perez Baby! Do you say you visit 'your friends up North' when you go to Mass., or Connecticut, or NY, or Maine, or New Hampshire, or Wisconsin, or Minnesota, or North Dakota, or South Dakota, or Montana, or Idaho, or Wyoming, or Washington, or Oregon?????? Because you DO realize that those places are more Northern than Toronto, right??? It's kind of lame to not know geography and this age, dontcha think?
Karina says – reply to this

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PEREZ, I can't wait to see your ass up here in Toronto…I hope you have fun…. It's fuckin HOT as hell right now, but MUCH MUSIC has a curse that it usually rains on the day of the awards… Don't say i never warned you…lmao.

Have FUN, We love ya here.
Melani says – reply to this

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Perez!!! I'd love, Love, LOVE to hang out with you while you're here… totally unlikely I know… I imagine you have your hands full of sycophants. BUT if you'd like to hang out with a real, honest to goodness cool woman… it would be awesome to meet with with you and chat… (fat chance maybe, but a girl's gotta try)
Maime says – reply to this

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Perez! Oh nO! We (in Canada) LOVE you, butttttt…ITS THE MM"V"A's!! Much Music VVIIDDEEOO Awards!!
Please correct
Love you always.
emily says – reply to this

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I ACTUALLY LMAO AT THE THAT PICTURE!!!!!! "lucky" indeed
fallon says – reply to this

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hahhahahahahhaa
LiL says – reply to this

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Correction - MUCH MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS***
aka tha MMVA's
steph says – reply to this

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OMG I CANT WAIT TILL YOU COME!!!!
fathers day though…lame i dont think ill be allowed to go to toronto that day
where when is the after party and is it going to be super exclusive or will you give away some wristbands to us etc?
B says – reply to this

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what makes you think you're so welcome in Canada?
most of us here want nothing to do with you.
DJ Red says – reply to this

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Awesome!!! How do I get tickets to attend the show?? Please let me know.
hmmm says – reply to this

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will your party be as sick as your hot topic meet and greet? There are pictures on
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LeeLee says – reply to this

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LMFAO you are something else Perez!!!! hahahahahaha
Alana says – reply to this

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I laughed my ass off the moment I saw that picture it was hysterical. LOL
Vancou says – reply to this

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Screw TO come to Vancouver!
kamila says – reply to this

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LMAO at the pciture
david says – reply to this

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Welcome to the Great White North and the MuchMusic Video Awards. How about hooking us up with some VIP tix.
Derek says – reply to this

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Next time come to Montreal!! Hope you have fun in Toronto!
Me says – reply to this

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Does Sarah Silverman know that YOU were the one who was actually Fucking Matt Damon? Watch out, she's mean!
Siobha says – reply to this

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This made me laugh out loud at work. That picture is hysterical! It looks like Matt Damon's holding a midget!
MCH says – reply to this

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OMG Perez you make me LAUGH
Kaitlyn says – reply to this

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How can I get invited to this afterparty?
I mean, I live in T.O
GBSFAN says – reply to this

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Perez- Please give a shout out to the band Great Big Sea when you are at the Much More Music Awards. They are really fuckin' talented. And tell them to come to the West Coast!
Sammi says – reply to this

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COME TO CALGARY!
We Love you over here!
Toronto is so fake

xoxox
jay.ar says – reply to this

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Perezzzzzz…When/how can you get tix? You silly bitch
BryGuy says – reply to this

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Mario: Stay there
Fashio says – reply to this

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Hell yeahs! can't wait to see ya on tv! canada hearts you!
lindsa says – reply to this

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PEREZ i hope your sickest, most AMAZING after-party is open to the public?
zee says – reply to this

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COME TO VANCOUVERRRRRRR!!!!
Gina says – reply to this

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How in the hell do you come up with this stuff? (picture) LOL! I love it…
Jill says – reply to this

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AHAHAHAHAHA that is awesome!
Trace- says – reply to this

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That picture is so funny. I'm laughing my ass off!!!!!
Christ says – reply to this

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OMG! I want to come! I'm in downtown T.O. …
I need more details!
Need a date?
*Bolly says – reply to this

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wait wait wait wait wait ?????? Perez are u Canadian?????
Sarah says – reply to this

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AWE COME TO ALBERTA OR SASKATCHEWAN INSTEAD!
PRAIRIES ARE WAY 10 X BETTER!
Rob says – reply to this

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Lame!
Why go to the completely opposite side of Canada that I iz on? : (((
Nairy says – reply to this

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YOU ARE my IDOL ahha okai thats too much but seriously i amm sooooo excited, i got wristbands for the MMVAS. whos the "very special guest!!!"
asdkfj says – reply to this

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hahahah
i love how suddenly your not talking about your clothing line anymore

gotta talk about other people to keep the heat off of you
he's probably just going to canada to find more innocent people to bag on now that everyone hates him over here..
spookeegurl says – reply to this

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That picture is TOO funny!
Brian says – reply to this

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eeewwwww. you sure are ugly.
Brian says – reply to this

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Can I also just say that I loathe Mario Laundromat, ie, "Perez." What a horrible, hypocritical human being.

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