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Headline of the Week Weak

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"Broke Lindsay Lohan's Z-list misery"

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Broke Lindsay Lohan's Z-list misery

Lindsay’s career is on the rocks and friends say they’re concerned

Since Lindsay Lohan was spotted kissing Mark Ronson’s openly gay sister Samantha in Cannes a couple of weeks ago, the rumour mill’s gone into overdrive with gossip that the star’s on the verge of coming out.

Even her estranged father Michael said of the rumours: ‘It’s evident to anyone with half a brain.’

However, some sceptics are suggesting that Lindsay could simply be using this relationship as a publicity stunt to boost her flagging career and make money by selling her story to a magazine.

The truth is that Lindsay, 21, is in such a financial mess that she’s been forced to sell her two homes, which could be why she moved in with Samantha.

Having blown her fortune on hard partying, she resorted to begging for sponsors for her own 22nd birthday celebration in July, launching a website to raise funds, but her management advised her to cancel the event.

It’s a far cry from the Lindsay of two years ago, leader of the pack of young Hollywood talent. But now offers have stopped flooding in and she’s been reduced to accepting a bit part in an episode of US sitcom Ugly Betty – which actually saw a slump in viewing figures, despite being the season finale.

Lindsay’s ‘good girl’ image was tarnished when she confessed to drink and drug problems last January. Add an arrest for drink-driving and possession of cocaine, two spells in rehab and the humiliation of a leaked sex tape featuring Calum Best and it’s hardly surprising that her reputation’s taken a hit.

Even the paparazzi aren’t making much money from her any more. Jessica Townsend of photo agency Splash News says: ‘We still follow her, but there isn’t the interest there was when she had the electronic tag on her ankle after her drink-driving conviction.’

144 comments to “Headline of the Week Weak”

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  1. bob says – reply to this


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    haha lohan looser 1st

  2. brenda says – reply to this


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    lezlo is suck
    a loser!



  3. 3

    first!!!

  4. Orlz says – reply to this


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    First!!

  5. Fuze says – reply to this


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    Why's that funny… oh yeah, I forgot you're perfect aren't you Perez.

    Fugly wannabe…

  6. me says – reply to this


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    WTF



  7. 7

    hgfh

  8. MEEEEE says – reply to this


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    Umm First ?

  9. Chelse says – reply to this


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    I love it..I just LOVE it.

  10. aj says – reply to this


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    haha dumb slut

  11. June B says – reply to this


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    DUH!!
    She's last years news.
    Nobody cares about the little bitch anymore.

  12. BBB says – reply to this


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    1st

  13. The Bi says – reply to this


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    1st…. or at least top 10. lol

  14. L.C. says – reply to this


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    Sad, right?
    Samantha is fug.

  15. michel says – reply to this


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    so sad

  16. ..... says – reply to this


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    hahaha

  17. kk says – reply to this


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    lol

  18. chamse says – reply to this


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    yuk

  19. MsDust says – reply to this


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    Test!

  20. veroni says – reply to this


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    i didnt know she had a sex tape out?!??!

  21. H says – reply to this


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    so saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

  22. michel says – reply to this


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    her parents and being a red nut ruined her

  23. MsDTop says – reply to this


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    test!

  24. evan says – reply to this


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    Perez your a hasbeen. She is still tte best out there. She aint fat and ugly like you. Your the most ugly fat person down here.

    Much love from Holland

  25. jon says – reply to this


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    who cares about lindsey.

    ############# yall check out New Kids on the Block brand spankin new music video 'Summertime' playing on defSpot com

    See for yourself the NKOTB is back!!

  26. asd says – reply to this


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    first!

  27. lea says – reply to this


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    first??

  28. Linds says – reply to this


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    That is so sad.. i like her

  29. julia says – reply to this


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    patheticcc

  30. MsDTop says – reply to this


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    being a 'red-nut' aint got nothing to do with it - its all that devil dust shes been sniffing!

  31. karINA says – reply to this


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    shes prolly happy… if they dont want pix of her cuz she's not on alcohol monitors then that means she's doing better… when u are doing well, no one cares… just like no ones takin pics of britney lately either… more money more probs… good for linds… finding love and sanity… fuck it…

  32. deddu says – reply to this


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    first from malta:) well everyone's tired of lezlo

  33. joe says – reply to this


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    Bob- Hey, dickhead. If you call someone a "loser," at least spell it correctly.

  34. gary says – reply to this


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    Her mom is the Lohan loser, who Ali is following in her footsteps.Lindsay is just burnt out. She likes punking . Shes not a loser yet. But if she continues to kiss girls,she will be soon.

  35. Go Gat says – reply to this


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    She dug her own grave.

  36. kody says – reply to this


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    Damn!!! What a wasted. Like Perez would say " Drugs are bad".lol

  37. Astroc says – reply to this


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    Come on man, she's trying to get sober. It's a rough ride and there are plenty of people who have made money off her. Including Mommy, Daddy, and Perez. She'll probably bare all in Playboy or something. You have to give her props for at least trying to get her shit together.

  38. Meg says – reply to this


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    Ha Ha! She has brought this on herself. Movie stars need to realize that sleazyness and sluttyness will not bring you longetivity in the industry. It's about time that Hollywood taught these little tarts a lesson and brought back descent role models for young girls.

  39. Jade says – reply to this


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    WOOOOOW shes turned retarded.how the fuck can u blow that much money on drugs and drink?? she needs a bitch slap to help fix herslef up

  40. jenna says – reply to this


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    She deserves it, stupid bitch.

  41. Meg says – reply to this


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    It's sad nobody is interested now that she is "sober" and not messing up as much anymore. Paparazzi are bloodhounds anyway.

  42. Karen says – reply to this


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    She doesn't have a sex tape out…half of that information was incorrect. As a matter of fact i live in the building in NYC that Lindsay bought not too long ago. i think some media (cough) has a vendetta against her and just prints the negative and nothing of the positive. I think Lindsay is very talented just as many of her co actors have said and I think she'll come back blazing. There are people in Hollywood that have done a lot worse and come back. People just read certain media outlets and are shallow and just run with what they hear.

  43. Teresa says – reply to this


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    She's the next Tara Reid!



  44. 44

    this article isn't correct. it was proven that it wasn't her in the sex tape.

  45. elyse. says – reply to this


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    LMFAO.
    stupid bitch.

  46. amanda says – reply to this


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    I can't stand the fact the she's from long island, she and her family give the rest of us here a bad name

  47. mark says – reply to this


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    #9…..jealous much? your prob. 5'3 and 300 lbs. LILO IS HOT!

  48. via says – reply to this


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    first!!!!
    love you perez

  49. Mae says – reply to this


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    She's a spoiled rotten brat who thought -and thinks - she was/is better than everyone, totally invincible and above-the-law. She's still a bitch-superior. She never took appropriate responsibility for her behavior, and she's an unremorseful pathological liar, who looks used up and spit out. That said, what IS likable about this person?? The only positive things being said about her are coming from the people who need to make money off her in their new movie. It's all self-serving promotion on their parts. Her talent is severly limited, as are her looks. Plus, her family is wacky, and their riding her coat-tails serve only to drag her from the gutter to the sewer. Get this family out of our faces!!

  50. KEG says – reply to this


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    Formally known as TEAM AMERICA

    Guess you should have been smarter with your money…huh little girl

  51. Bill says – reply to this


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    I am pretty much over this site. Used to be a fan. Now it's all about favoritism. He praises the losers he loves and bashes who hasn't kissed his ass. I like Lilo. She's had and will cont. to have more success then he ever will.

  52. Junalo says – reply to this


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    I guess it just shows where partying like her will get you…broke and desperate for money!! She needs to get her act together or it will all be over for her soon enough!

  53. Marc says – reply to this


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    Anyone who recklessly pisses away over $7million and unremorsefully put the safety of innocent bystanders at risk time and time again does NOT deserve another lottery-winning opportunity. She had it better than 99.9% of the world, and she sh*t on it with such smugness. She's hateful and hideous. And, she's over.

  54. gigi says – reply to this


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    I hope she gets it now. I hope she gets that much of society can't fucking stand the trashy has-been. What a loser.

  55. janame says – reply to this


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    bring lindsey back. everyone made her a star and then laughed at her failures. with parents like that, who can blame her for drinking and drugging. but lindsey is great!!! we love her. stop the hate!!!!! fucking hate monger perez

  56. Coolca says – reply to this


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    Thank goodness, the no-talent hag can disappear now. Shitney Smells is next and Parisite HOlton. All the sluthags.

  57. haha says – reply to this


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    karma's a bitch!

  58. privac says – reply to this


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    your a fucking twat perez.
    get a life and stop writting about mine.

  59. Elizab says – reply to this


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    i never saw her appeal in the first place. why do we insist on glamorizing white trash in this country? first britney, then lindsay, now miley….enough with all these country bumpkins becoming famous! if i want to see trashy people half-naked, i can go visit a trailor park. i think i'll pass….

  60. TANGA says – reply to this


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    I DO THINK SHE IS IN LOVE W/ SAM — TO BE HONEST W/ YOU……PLUS SAM POSTED THEIR PIC ON HER MYSPACE WHICH INDICATES THEY ARE TRULY AND ITEM.

    AS FOR HER CAREER I THINK SHE'S IS LEARNING THE HARD WAY THAT IF YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF YOUR CAREER, YOU ARE LEFT BEHIND AND BECOME REPLACEABLE WHICH IS THE CASE FOR HER….THERE ARE FAR MORE TALENTED GIRLS OUT THERE IN HOLLYWOOD THAT ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THEIR OPPORTUNITIES AND ARE NOT TARNISH THEM THEIR IMAGE BY ABUSING DRUGS AND ALCHOHOL.

    A VERY HARD LESSON FOR LINDS, WHO THOUGHT HER FAME WAS NEVER ENDING……SUCKS TO BE HER!

  61. channi says – reply to this


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    dude lindsay is effing hott!!! u suck perez, um look at your career, then judge her….peace

  62. Nancy says – reply to this


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    Lindsay had opportunites that not every person is lucky enough to have. She also has the ability to make choices about her own life. Sadly, she made the wrong ones. No sympathy here.

  63. asyh says – reply to this


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    lindsay is a pathetic looosseerrr….

  64. norman says – reply to this


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    Go to Rehab again and take seriously this time…. Put yourself together girl. Ah change the horroble blondie hair isn't for you!

  65. Pawel says – reply to this


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    Come on…she has personal problems. How is that funny? She still has a lot of talent. If she can get her priorities in order and life back on track, she can recapture her stardom. I don't get it. I thought people came to this website because they dig celebs, crazy stuff, warts and all, not because they envy them and enjoy kicking them when they are down.

  66. lilo says – reply to this


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    she so is a has been

  67. Hater says – reply to this


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    It amazes how many people, especially Perez, can be so happy about another persons downfall. How will you feel when it happens to you Perez?

  68. henry says – reply to this


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    OH CRY ME A RIVER

  69. Anonym says – reply to this


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    The article is incorrect, in that she entered rehab THREE TIMES, not two. Karma's a bitch, eh Blohan?



  70. 70

    I'm actually kinda glad that she isn't getting as much attention as she used to. She is not a good influence for younger kids, especially with all the drugs & alcohol that she's abused.
    I think it's way past time that the entertainment industry moved on–without Lindsay.

  71. laloha says – reply to this


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    What a dumb bitch.

  72. truth says – reply to this


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    tell me you aren't all surprised… what a ridiculous girl she is. No one and I mean NO ONE is indispensable or untouchable.

  73. kiki says – reply to this


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    How Sad.

  74. maggie says – reply to this


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    did you mean "sceptics" (as in infection, toxic, pus) or "skeptics" (as in "people who don't believe what they hear")

  75. B says – reply to this


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    come on perez! deep down you like that lezz!
    stick to our kind bitch!

  76. Jacque says – reply to this


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    Yeah! One down and about 5 to go.

  77. tina says – reply to this


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    damn, is that why dina lohan's house is so small? why does her furniture look like it's from target? poor ali, she doesn't realize that she's coming into the game way too late to successfully ride her sister's coat tails. hey lindsay, GO TO COLLEGE WHILE YOU CAN STILL AFFORD IT. AND STOP WEARING THOSE DAMNED LEGGINGS.

  78. chitow says – reply to this


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    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!! WHO GIVES A SHIT ? WHO GIVES A FUCK ??????



  79. 79

    Yeah, times are tough. Lindsey's cash is drying-up, hence Dina now "whoring-out" Ali.

  80. bandit says – reply to this


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    LezRo is fucking hot.

  81. MJ'sB says – reply to this


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    She deserves this to happen to her. She has shit on too many people. She knows what kind of a person she is. Can't understand what Sam sees in her.

  82. Pink says – reply to this


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    Mario, you really hate this woman, no?
    Is it because she has a talent as opposed to you?
    She is young and beautiful, can act and sing….what do you have Mario?

    nothing but bitterness… HAHAHAHA!!!

  83. Anonym says – reply to this


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    Spot on, Mae!!!!! #50

  84. Amanda says – reply to this


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    It funny what Celebs will do to be on top. She sint get the publicity she wnated I don' think and ot be honest I think people do crazy things when they arnt getting the attention they want. We all know Lyndsay loves attention she has been in the spot light since she was a little kid def not the shy type. Where are the young kids role models anymore?

  85. Xian says – reply to this


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    I never saw any talent in her acting anyway

  86. Roxann says – reply to this


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    I really liked herrrrrr. :(

  87. Rash M says – reply to this


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    She's so broke she is selling used clothes, OUCH!

  88. rae says – reply to this


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    this is like of what robert downey jr went through only his situation was alot worse but he made a big comeback in iron man

  89. shawn says – reply to this


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    i don't understand why everyone freaks out when a young star does the whole booze and drugs thing. i know its not something that should be applauded, but so many of my own friends went through that and have now calmed down. i think its a stage that many people go through in their late teens early twenties, and i'm sure that booze and drugs were more than readily available to lindsay. so yea, she messed up, but so what? lots of people mess up, they just arent in the spotlight. regardless of what everyone thinks, she actually IS talented. is she the most talented actress out there? no. is she the worst? no. give her a break, she actually did work hard to get where she was, and now it will just take some work to get back on top.

  90. los says – reply to this


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    Perez you are an ugly fat fuck… stop hating on the girl. You know you may have hit the jackpot with this bullshit writting, but that dosent make you any more attractive and any more better of a person. Im sorry Mario.

  91. capita says – reply to this


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    In light of the fact that you find her parents' behavior as fame whores and parasites reprehensible, why do you delight in Lohan's downfall? I think she desrves as much sympathy as a any child star ruined by stage parents. Lohan goes crazy and broke and her fucking mother gets a tv show documenting the pimping of her younger daughter. LA is the vortex of eveil.

  92. intere says – reply to this


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    I thought that having a sex tape made you MORE popular?!

  93. chris says – reply to this


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    Re: Bill – chris k, I agree

  94. Alisa says – reply to this


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    Yeah….to be honest, I'm quite bored with Lindsay. Next!

  95. haha says – reply to this


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    To the person who said " c'mon, she is trying to get sober" are you that dumb? She isn't trying to get sober and maybe instead of partying around the globe, she should get a JOB! Fuck this skank no talent, druggie alcholic, whore.

  96. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Why is someone else's tragedy or misery such a comedy to you people?? Are your own lives so sad that this makes you feel better about yourselves??? Such a depressing commentary on the state of the "next generation".

  97. Jakki says – reply to this


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    Well I guess that's what Hollywood does to people. Once theyre past a certain use by date that's it…kinda sad but thats life.

  98. kathry says – reply to this


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    ALISA!!! YOU'RE TIRED OF LINDSAY BECAUSE the media is full of baloney.

    Lindsay 4-eva!

    support lindsay at kungfutodd.com!!!!!! we love her there!!!

  99. may says – reply to this


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    even if all of it was true, why do you always find it amusing when other people have problems? get off lindsay's back ffs

  100. PETA m says – reply to this


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    "i don't understand why everyone freaks out when a young star does the whole booze and drugs thing."
    .
    It's not just about booze and drugs. It's her unprofessional attitude toward her well paid job and golden opportunities. At the time, she thought she was God and she could do anything she felt like. She totally disrespected her coworkers. She made it so difficult for people who worked with her. And she had been given so many second chances. So people give up on her now. Who wants to work with someone like that? People get fired all the time at any job for having bad attitude and not being professional. Why should it be exception for her? Especially she pissed on the second chances she was given.
    .
    I have friends going through their drug stage as well. They never took anybody's car for car chasing. They never endangered anybody. They never gave people shitting attitude at work. They did recreational drugs during weekend. They still went back to work on Monday and tried to behave at work.

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