On the Mend
Filed under: Media Minute
According to the son of Mike Wallace, the veteran 60 Minutes newsman is recovering a-OK from a recent fall that scared the docs who were watching his recovery post triple bypass surgery.
Doctors hospitalized him, explained the younger Wallace, because he's on a blood thinner and they wanted to make sure "that he didn't bleed out."
Though Wallace's heart "is working just fine" the news legend is done with TV at the age of 90.
Wallace's son reports, "His plans are to be healthy enough to go up to Martha's Vineyard for the summer. And since I spend two weeks with him every year, I said to him, in terms of his rehab, 'Don't screw it up, because you're going to wreck my vacation.'"
Uhmmm, you should be thinking about more important things besides your "vacation" - douche!
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what a horrible little turd.
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he isn't a douche. he is trying to make light of this terrible thing that has happened to him and his family.
jeez perez, be more understanding!
Scary
LOL
JEEZ! It was a joke!
Hey Perez you dumbass!!! Did you stop to think that maybe he was trying to make light of the situation for his father? It doesn't hurt to smile and laugh once in a while.
Considering that he spends time with his father every year I don't think there was any malicious intent. Go back to reporting on LezLo and the rest of the Hollywood brats.
What an idiot!
"Gee, thanks Dad! You made it all possible for me to be a trust-fund piece o' shit!!!"
See you losers at the Vin!!!
I think the son meant his vacay would be ruined if he wasn't able to spend time with his dad… at least I hope that's what he meant!
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He's joking about the vacation plans, you do that when you're scared. Don't be an ass Perez. FAIL!!
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Perez, you are a complete idiot. Have you ever joked with a family member?
You are the douche.
im sure he was kidding perez.
lighten up…
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FAIL! FAIL! FAIL!
HILARIOUS!
SHOW PICS! COME ON!
TALK ABOUT HOW MISERABLE YOU WERE!
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Ummm…Mario, clearly, his son was trying to stay lighthearted and joke with his father!!! and wanted to remind his father that he would, in fact, be AROUND for summer vacation. Sarcasm like this is used to take the weight off of people, and let them think happy thoughts about the future, WOW, I'm glad you got in to college beccause you're a minority!!!
Jokes- Get into it!!!
Pretty sure that was a joke, genius.
I'm pretty sure he's just joking…. DUH!
Silly Perez…. The son was joking his dad into not buying the farm quite yet!!!! xoxoxoxo
U should have filed this under "OLD PEOPLE"! And his son wuz prolly just kidding w/ him U goofball!
Ummm…..laughter is a good way to keep a really hard situation light. Shame on you Perez for trying to make him feel bad for trying to keep a positive outlook. He doesn't care about a "vacation" he cares that his dad is going to be part of it for at least one more year!
omg that was clearly a joke. you should retract that Perez. I always love you but I talk that is so clearly a joke you are just looking for a story.
Wow
crazy
mannnnnnn
don't be such a jerk perez…he was OBVIOUSLY joking…hater!
How about a sense of humor, Perez?
Obviously it was a joke to lift his father's spirits Perez…
he is orange
omg terrible.
ILY PEREZ, #1 FAN
Come on Perez!! He was making light of the situation. Learn to read between the lines..
Oh my gosh! He is obviously joking, how embarrassing that you didn't catch the joke!
And PS, I want to hear more about this Hot Topic disaster.
Mike Wallace's son is looking forward to his vacation with dad because he looks foward to licking the cunts of cows, goats and pics. Then they like to take eggs and stick them in their rectums and smash them so they can shit the yolks out into each others mouths. Then father and son like to fuck each other in their egg lubed anuses until they come and they take a shit on each other's face. Yum yum! An omlet of steaming shit, cum and egg! Don't u wish u were spending the summer with the Wallaces? Xoxoxoxo
Carlie Gurl from North Long Beach
It was a JOKE–douche!
seriously perez? don't be ridiculous. his son was making a joke. you make a bigger ass of yourself each and every day.
As others have said…. he was making light of the situation. Probably just trying to make his dad laugh. You should really change that Perez because his family probably wouldnt appreciate you twisting his words into something bad. Do you always have to take what you know is good and make it look like the worst thing on earth? You do it just because you know there are idiots out there who hang on your every word and would agree with you even if you said that you yourself were a dumbass…… Sad :'(
Money and Fame buys " triple bypass surgery" at age 90! They will NOT do it at that age at the MAYO Clinic.
i think the son meant that his vacation is with his dad in martha's vineyard. i dont think it was meant selfishly, more like a tease of get better and we'll have fun.
I'm quite sure he was joking.
I'm sure the son was just joking Perez. You always seem to comprenhand things in a negative way mutt-face….oh wait - dogs are cute and you're…well ass ugly.
It was a joke fucking moron.
i think it was a joke u fat fuck … just like your butter face
His son is kidding.
Really perez! I love readin ur blog but callin his son a douche was unacceptable. Wallace wants to spend his days in The vin. His son is tryin to keep his hopes up.. That was bad perez and u should apologize… cuz that one shouldnt have been posted!