We Have A Name!

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Jessica Alba

Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba gave birth to a daughter, Sunday in Los Angeles.

And her name is…. Honor Marie Warren.

Conchita would have been so much better! Or even Dinorah!

Posted: Jun 9, 2008 at 8:38 am / Email this »

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AvaMar says – reply to this

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honor is kinda cool… but what nicknames could she get??
pearl says – reply to this

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cunt
bianca says – reply to this

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first
Kaypee says – reply to this

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poor kid!
gia says – reply to this

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That will only spawn lots of get "on her" jokes!
anon says – reply to this

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whoo! go jessica!
mimi says – reply to this

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Her name is Honor coz she think its a honor giving birth to Cash warrens kid.
mif says – reply to this

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nice
Laura says – reply to this

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Who cares?
Racist says – reply to this

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Marie? How fuckin Mexican
rebecc says – reply to this

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whoo! congrats!
kim says – reply to this

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first…
amymar says – reply to this

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haha HONOR!
everyones gonna be like;
"Did you get Honor?"
"Yeah I got Honor!"

HAHA
ayy says – reply to this

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honor is not a name, why do they always have to be so dumb
KIKI says – reply to this

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PEREZ…your work never stops!
PaulaC says – reply to this

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what? Honor?
Marie Warren?
Try and say that in Spanish, doesn't really sound nice..
It should have been Maria Dolores
P-Racah says – reply to this

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Honor sucks as a name…specially with someone who has no loyalty-honor to her own roots.
BoopA says – reply to this

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Honor???? WTF???
julia says – reply to this

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congrats Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba!!!
wat says – reply to this

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Thats the dumbest thing Ive ever heard
Tabulo says – reply to this

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first. don't like name
stefan says – reply to this

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what a dumb ass name
zoe Ma says – reply to this

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1st
?? says – reply to this

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OK, Apple was dumb, but even that was better than Honor. What a STUPID name. Figures.
KevinK says – reply to this

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Good for Jessica. Now she can go on and have her celebrity tummy sucked out and look as if she never had a kid.
tonya says – reply to this

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NO NO NO thats a horrible name….Honor sounds like OH HER!!!!!!!
katie says – reply to this

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Okay for real? HONOR? what a lame name.
Court says – reply to this

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Honor? Ok so what's the meaning behind that? Its just as dumb as apple.
zack says – reply to this

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that name sucks ass
daisy says – reply to this

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LOL dinorah hahahah and i hate jessica alba btw lol
ewqeqw says – reply to this

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NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS UGLY WHORE.
Angela says – reply to this

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Awww I was hoping for GUADALUPE
JP says – reply to this

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hahaha scrubs all over again
"YEA I GOT HONOR"
JP says – reply to this

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hahaha scrubs all over again
"YEA I GOT HONOR"
sophie says – reply to this

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HONORA would be much better because her baby is a girl..
Jennyxo says – reply to this

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ewwwww!
Honor?????
gross
kRAZIk says – reply to this

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[[[[[[[[[[[thatz effen stupid…soundz hillbilly..]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz the marie part is fine zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[[[[[[[[[ but seriouzly..shez stupid ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Cassie says – reply to this

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A cute name for a baby born to a bitch.
ceecee says – reply to this

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leave her alone, alot of kids/people have 'strange' first names. Might have been a relative's name. she will probably be called Marie.- Honor is no more stranger than Shiloh, Suri, Apple, Rumor etc
secret says – reply to this

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honor..u sers wtf kinda name is that?
ANAKAR!NA says – reply to this

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Re: amymar – did you get honor? yeah i got honor everybody got honor coz shes easy good old scrubs
PaulaC says – reply to this

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"Me llamo Honor.."
what? honour, homo?
"No"
"me llamo Honor, as in I am miss honor.."
word?
"si"
f says – reply to this

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honor?
seriously.. poor girl
Megan says – reply to this

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wow that's the dumbest name ive every heard. honor, it's not even a name for like something cute like apple or summer. For someone so gorgeous she sucks!
QuEeN says – reply to this

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had to be born on my bday!! figures….
me says – reply to this

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I have dogs that have better names than that.
lili says – reply to this

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honor is a real name! its irish

and my middle name, so be nice
SMH says – reply to this

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NOBODY WANTS TO GIVE THERE KIDS SOME SPIC A$$ NAME LIKE HONESTLY IF BOTH OF HER PARENTS ARE NOT SPANISH YOU SHUD CALLL HER AS$ LATINO…ITS NOT LIKE ITS THE BEST DAMN THING IN THE WORLD
sophie says – reply to this

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Hmmm, kids usually shorten their name i.e. Alyssa "Lys" Kaitlin "Katie" Jennifer "Jen", Shiloh "Shi", Maddox "Mad" and now introducing HONOR………… "HO"! YIKES
Paty says – reply to this

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What an UGLY name!!!!
Honor?????
Just stupid. Poor kid.

Dulce would also be better.
MARIA would be better.
PaulaC says – reply to this

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Hooooooonooooooooor!
you come back here right now!
Don't you ever run away from mom like that.
Even if the kids are making fun of your name!
Maria says – reply to this

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Why don't you leave her alone? We are all from somewhere else, can't we all just be Americans?
ANAKAR!NA says – reply to this

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perez you can't call her donorah coz it sounds like dinero and no-one offered jessica dinero to take pictures of her baby
QuEEn Bee BitCheZ says – reply to this

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why was it born today….my birthday cant be shared with her spawn
pfft says – reply to this

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well I for one am over seeing that boring, unimaginitive nickname you have for alba, perez… get over it, you're obviously such a fan of labels, why don't you get 'douche' tattooed on your forehead?
Rus says – reply to this

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Honor? Such a strange name…at least she could put Maria instead of Marie.
lol says – reply to this

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Honor is a hard name to live up to. Chances are this child will have premarital sex in high school and the jokes will be on. Hopefully she was not blinded by herpes on her way out of the birth canal.
Vighor says – reply to this

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Maybe 15 years or so later, the guy who has an affair with her can say to the bf, "I've fucked your Honor"?

What should be next baby's name, Chastity?
You'r says – reply to this

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Seriously…. do you even try? Everything you post is on TMZ first. Quit pretending and get a real job.
Kgb/Mo says – reply to this

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That is a stupid ass name. All the stars kids these days will be beat up or ridiculed in school for the dumb names they have been given.
HONOR? Might as well of named her CHASTITY…oh yeah, that would indicate her mom actually knows what that is….or has brains enough to use a condom before you get married.
Halle's kid, Nahla is named after a character in Lion King.
Apple…the fruit
Peaches…..she has turned out to be a piece of work.
Scout…ugh
Rumer….has it she is a potato head..
Suri…."with a Fringe on Top" (see Oklahoma)
ROBERT says – reply to this

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WHAT - WILL SHE BE TOP OF HER CLASS AND HONOR ROLL?

SHOULD HAVE NAMED HER ROBERTA…

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Marky says – reply to this

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Looks like she didn't "overcompensate" when naming her baby. Just exactly what was she supposed to overcompensate for? Considering herself an American first? Also, if you are so proud of your Latin heritage, then why is your made-up name not based on a Latino/Latina celebrity? How hypocritical of you Perez "Don't Call Me Latina" Hilton.
steph says – reply to this

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what a stupid fucking name
Sereni says – reply to this

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Honor.
That is really bad. What were they thinking?? I know celebrities are into these crazy baby names, but Jessica tried way to hard with this one. Is she trying to get attention for her new baby? Well, i am not sure this was a good idea, but it's her kid. Lame name and all!!!!
howdy says – reply to this

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i like the name
Rachel says – reply to this

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Honor is a beautiful name - would you prefer Tiffany or Ashley or some boring name like that? Get a life
Kmiz says – reply to this

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Ew why do celebs name their babies such stupid names? Poor kids. Honor? Ugly name, Marie Honor would've at least been prettier
queenB says – reply to this

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W T F is wrong with ppl in Hollywood?? These kids have to have these shiteous names FOR LIFE!! HONOR?? Thats retarded. As well as apple, bluebell, Prince Michael, Moxie Crimefighter (Penn Jilette) W T F you gave your child THAT name moxie crimefighter??? I swear you ppl in hollywood need to lay off the sauce when your naming your children.
tartbo says – reply to this

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that is the stupidest name i have ever heard, wtf " honor " thats such an ugly unfeminine name, what the hell.

what are they going to call her for short ? " on " ???????????????????
Dick Gozinya says – reply to this

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Knock it off MARIO.
Racist says – reply to this

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What a racist thing to say! If a white person said that you would jump down their throat!
.com says – reply to this

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stupid wetback.
Honor. says – reply to this

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Anybody notice the irony of naming a kid "Honor" when she was conceived out of wedlock and triggered a shotgun wedding?
ew says – reply to this

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it should be: "My mom is a tramp" Warren
shelly says – reply to this

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Ok this is for all you people talking shit about the baby's name, I think it's a nice name it's differant for-sure but it's nice It is thier baby they can name her whatever they want… You guys on here must live one hell of a sad life, it's always the same people everyday saying dumb shit, dont any of yall work!! I mean damn get over it and get a fuckin life… Later bitches… Oh yeah by the way Get off of Perez's ( dick boys') nuts!!!!!
no hon says – reply to this

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idk if 'honor' is a latino/a name, but from an english point of view, it seems the media has affected alba so much she's made her daughters' name into a sentence.
Adi says – reply to this

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lol conchita! gotta
Katie says – reply to this

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Well, that's unfortunate.
elinor says – reply to this

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what a snoozfest middle name… marie… everrryonnneee n their mom's middle name is marie… borrrr-innnggggg… then again, not surprised.
mandy says – reply to this

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nice name for the baby…

perez get over your jessica alba hating
you just can't stand the fact that she IS in good shape
and you're gonna die young cause you're obese
your fave smoker katherine heigl will probably outlive you too
tease says – reply to this

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Honor…on her…you broke your honor…oh my, poor girl will be teased for life
johnny says – reply to this

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Or, she could have named her "six people wanted to meet Perez at the launch of his fat boy clothing line — what was the fat boy thinking????" That would be a good name too!
A says – reply to this

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Honor sounds like a stripper name. You know, the "funny" and contradictory stripper names like Chastity or Purity.
Anonym says – reply to this

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Stupid name for a Stupid bitch.
The Ir says – reply to this

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#73 - Honor. says – reply to this

Anybody notice the irony of naming a kid "Honor" when she was conceived out of wedlock and triggered a shotgun wedding?
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LMFAO! You're so right. Bastard child named Honor. Hilarious! LOLOL!!
perez says – reply to this

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perez ur funny as fuck man conchita lmao…………..!
smells says – reply to this

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Conchita Banana Plantation. Mexicans are too dumb to breathe.
Anothe says – reply to this

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Honor = On Her…. Just wait until she grows up and is a teenager. Its going to be too easy. What a stupid, STUPID name. Such a stupid, no talented, D listed bitch.
joel says – reply to this

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What a stupid name!!!! Jessica, you're a bitch and no one likes you. Sorry, truth hurts. Congrats on the bastard child.
Juana says – reply to this

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Honor Marie is a cool name, but Consuelo or Maria Magdalena would have been awesome tambien.
As for nicknames, maybe H & M?
…Just a thought…
awesom says – reply to this

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leave it to hollywood to have yet another, retarded name.
slowly says – reply to this

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HAHA. So when she is on school, and it is time for her to be picked up, her dad is gonna say he is gonna go get on her.
me says – reply to this

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perez, you're such a douche bag!
Monica says – reply to this

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Why Honor? Was it cuz her mommy & daddy had none when they got themselves knocked up "accidentally" and then rushed to the altar in a "shot gun wedding" just before her birth?

I think so! If so, then that's the perfect name for this princesa!
Nicole says – reply to this

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Hate the name…But, she had the baby on Saturday…
To Jua says – reply to this

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Juana, you sound like a fat, ugly, stupid, taco breathing maid with sixteen children all of whom are as ugly and fat and stupid as you are. As well as your husband, no scratch that, as well as your dumb, drug dealing, homeboy thug sperm donor. The names you listed sounded like the average name of a fat uneducated wetback much like yourself.
cujo says – reply to this

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terrible name…these stupid actors always trying to be witty…she is barely an actress so i guess its because she's just a self righteous stupid a-hole
B says – reply to this

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I knew she would name the baby Honor, but Marie???? why not Maria, is the same shit.
You know, I really hope her baby does look brown just the way Jess wanted her to be para que se vea mas tonta todavia ella. How much longer can she be denying her latino roots. You dont have to name the baby some embarrasing spanish name, but she is really going to look stuid for naming the baby something soo far from her roots. I think Jlos babys name was nice & not necessarily to americanized (Maribel). Congrats anyways estupida, shame on you for feeling ashamed of such a beautiful culture.
shut u says – reply to this

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shut up!? "honor"?? wow…
Jessic says – reply to this

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EW thats the worst celebrity spawn name EVER!!! HONOR????

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