We're Calling Him Idiot From Now Own
Filed under: Diddy
The Queen King of the name change is at it again!
Sean John Combs doesn't have a new nickname this time, though. He's resorted to going old school.
He's bringing Puffy back! Puff Daddy to be exact.
And on his MySpace page, Puff Daddy writes, "This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puffy Daddy, the King of the Remix is back with O'Neal Mcknight and Jermaine Dupri on the "Check Your Coat Remix"!!! Visit my myspace page to listen to it NOW."
And in O'Neal Mcknight's single Check Your Coat, Puff Daddy raps, "They call me Puff Daddy…. he's back. Yeah you heard me right. I said Puff Daddy. I'm about to back on that Puff Daddy shit."
We're just all confused.
It's like Diddy - P. Diddy. - Sean John - Sean John Combs - Sean Combs - Puffy - Puff Daddy - Puffy Sean?
From now on, maybe we should just call him Puff-Sea. The FF's are silent of course!
[Image via WENN.]
FIRST!
P Diddy can suck on my ball sack
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Can we say egomaniac?
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FROM NOW "OWN"?
I HATE HIM, HE'S SOO LAME….SOO OVER IT AND HIM AND ALL HIS LAME ASSS MUSIC.
First?
Diddiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Puff-sea, hilarious!!
I think he's done too much PUFFING and now he's brain-dead.
You spelled OWN wrong you stupid fat fuck!!!!
haHAHAhahahHAHAHhahaha pu-sea!
i NEVER stopped calling him Puff…
Puff Daddy… Puffy…
whatever!
but shit!
perez, you're right…!
call him puff-sea (ff's being silent)!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!
m.
nah he saying yeah im about to get you setup jonathan like i did biggie! i already robbed you now im gonna try to get you killed and make even more money! goodluck and try my nigga! your a fucking joke seriously dog! you been a joke your whole life! niggas like you is never happy! seriously! thats why your never good! goodluck and take care you fucking homo! seriously! for real for real! and have the time of your life! i told whats gonna happen the minute i see you! i bet you will have a million security around you for that! for sure! you better pray we never bump into each other! seriously! for real for real!
washed up.
#8- HILARIOUS!
DIDDIOT!
i love it!
m.
Perez must feel like one after that headline lol
I'm all about Puffy Combs
check the spelling on the title of this piece.
i liike puff-sea with silent ff's better than idiot…..
7th
Mental sickness!!!!!!!!!
we're calling him idiot from now ON now own. good looks
FIRST
Now…..him I can't stand! He's an opportunist, snake in the grass, everyone stay away cuz when the sh.. jumps off, you'll go down….He's a jerk!
What a puffin' idiot.
zzzzzz puff the puffy dragon..we don't care bout hiz azzhole zzzzz
however::::: if OBAMA IS SO GREAT????
THEN WHY ISN'T ”HE” SUEING ”'OPEC”” LIKE BILL CLINTON IS?????
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BILL CLINTON AND HILLARY
HAVE ALWAYZ CLEANED UP THE MEZZZ
YET YOU PEOPLE DON'T WANT THEM…
WELL MOST OF YOU DO…
BILL IS TRYING TO BRING DOWN
THE ”PRICE OF GAS”' GOTTA LUV THEM…♥♥]]
I think that you mean on, instead of own. Maybe you need to to call people idiots with mistakes like that!
I'm REALLY OVER PUFFY…..he can't carry a song on his own…and his songs still aren"t good….however his music video with nicole sherzinger see me or whatever its called is fuckin hilarious watchin him try and dance…pathetic ACTUALLY
Do you mean 'on' not 'own'?
oh well i guess he can do what he wants!
Now who's the idiot? ON, not OWN!
I'd call someone else an idiot if I couldn't even spell On. "From Now Own". Come on Mario even you can't be that stupid.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Him and "prince" should make up OUR minds already and the…..GO FUCK THEMSELVES!!!
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PROOF READ YOUR SHIT BEFORE YOU POST FATASS…..FROM NOW "OWN"
FROM NOW ON????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/ FU
Though the correct spelling of dumb would be, of course, dumb. The word dummy is spelled, D-u-m-m-y, not "Dumby". You're just so pitiful. Yeah, some "journalist". LMAO
Wat the hell Perez. Now OWN? Did you forget or something?
hahaha you hilarious Perez liked that one PU-Sea
ah Puff, you are ridiculous. But the Puff-Sea with silent ff's is amazing. I slowly sounded it out and died laughing….yes, of course I was at work with everyone around. Ah, Perez, the trouble you get me into.
Re: kRazIk – Shut up already!!! The Clintons are OVER……they should be disappearing anytime now
who listens to this asshole's music, anyway? his ego must be WAY bigger than his cock. puff daddy is the dumbest name ever… and he only sticks with names that have the initials P.D. so that he doesn't have to pay for new monogrammed iron gates on his driveway or pay for new stationary or bathrobes — someone with that big an ego puts his initials on everything (probably monogrammed shirt collars as well)… he sucks.
You know it was just some white suburban intern that has the job of updating that rat-toothed guys myspace page. He probably can't keep up either with someone who self proclaims their title annually. Douche.
He makes good songs, but this name change thing is fucking ridiculous. How many times does one need to change their name?
for the love of God dude, why not use the name you were given???? you look like an idiot, or worse, some gurl who just can't decide what color polish to wear! GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nobody cares.
He dresses cool, and he's talented, but never sounded like the brightest bulb on the planet to me.
Now THAT is why I check this website every damn day! The storms have kept us a little down the past few days BUT that was some funny shit! High five, triple snap, uh huh girl or whatever but that just made my whole day!
Thanks!
D
From one of the flooded areas in Johnson County IN.
Has nothing to do with P whatever-his-name-is, but just wanted to get it of my chest!
OBAMA = ANTICHRIST
The thought of Obama and his neanderthal-looking wife in the White House gives me chills. Do you people realize how racist, arrogant, racist, elitist, racist selfish, racist, unpredictable (in a bad way) these two are? For anyone that remembers the O.J. trial, this is exactly where Obama is taking us. We will be a country divided by race where every black person will live by a double-standard and feel they are entitled because of the color of their skin.
OBAMA = ANTICHRIST
he should be called P-GREEDY, for suing all those small folks. Disgusting idiot.
I ALWAYS LIKED P-DADDY.
Who the f**k cares!! If this guy had as much talent as he does ego, I still wouldn't let him blow me again.
HAHA!! LOL TOO FUNNY!
Its funny timing. Just as he was suing some company called "Cuff Daddy" that sells cufflinks when he was calling himself "P. Diddy."
Do you realize how arrogant it is to ask people to call you a new name every six months??
BAHH.
Puff-Sea.
Oh Perez, you're so clever!
I use to work in the same building as Sean John head quarters in midtown. One day Mr. Sean John Combs came into the building and I yelled "Yo Puffy" and he looks up and says "I'm not puffy" in a real angry tone. Well looks like this sad loser is tired of not getting the love he use to get in the good old days of Biggie Smalls.
When Biggie died so did Puffy's career. He became a soft sell out who doesn't even recognize hip hop anymore. I bet Smalls is looking down laughing at what a pathetic stooge Sean John has become. So in the end this sad sad little man can call him self whatever he likes but it ain't selling his poser clothing line, weak music or any of the crap that Danity Kane puts out.
RIP Puffy, Diddy, P.Daddy or whoever the f*ck you are.
I strongly dislike him.
His new name should be douche-daddy.
My dad calls him "PuffDoggyDog."
Here's a better name for this idiot — shitbag. How about POOP DADDY? He's only changing his name for one reason… to win a lawsuit against that company, "Cuff Daddy," which he claims infringed on his trademark. How laughable. He must be going broke to resort to such nonsense.
There is nothing sweeter than a dumbass trying to call someone dumb, and then they misspell a 2-letter word.
"We're Calling Him Idiot From Now Own" - It's ON you fat idiot.
Re: Mezzy – lmfao!!!!!
More like " Diddyot!"
Don't you read what you write before you post it Mario? This is so sad. Almost as sad as the turn out for your autograph signing.
Don't forget the "Sean Puffy Combs" era. He really should be known as "Pufter Daddy"
And……Why should we care.?
From now OWN….You are so Illiterate you smarmy little Cretin.
Cretin:
A word associated to people whose lack of intelligence, manners/etiquette, appreciation, moral fibre and glaring social ineptitude, which in turn allows upstanding, educated, decent, moral, intelligent, socially respectful and hard working people to perceive them as "degenerates" (owing to their inherent and blatantly obvious flaws). A 'cretin' is usually linked, but not limited to the following:
* Yobbo teens who try (without success) to appear bigger than they are, sound educated or coherent (impossible) and try (also without success) to get 'one over' on anyone who ensues an argument with them by uttering common anecdotes, failed educated grammar.
* People whose sole purpose in life is to drain the life-force (i.e. human spirit, positivity, ambition and general well-being) from people whose success in life is related to said character traits.
ooooooooooo….he's gonna come get you, dickwad!
i hope there's plenty of video tape of that beat down…come on Puffy…do the world a favor!
Hey Perez,
My guess is that he was contractually obligated to something under the name Puff Daddy. It's been 7 years since he changed his name to P Diddy, the usual statue of limitations period, and I'm guessing his contract to whatever it was has expired. Perhaps it's something to look into.
I'm no legal analyst but that's usually what gets my attention when anyone changes their name after 7 years.
Perez —– Lol yeah call him Diddiot
:) THEY SHOULD CALL PEREZ P-TITTIES
im so sick of his dumbass
Re: Brian – I too like Diddiot. Very funny.
it's because he's suing some cuffling company who calls themselves cuff daddy. (which i think is adorable)
i've called him ugly animal killer
Goes to show you money can't buy class….he has NONE, never had any, never will. Stupid coon.
I fucking hate P Shitty.
He's just a big brown turd. Seriously- we need to go away.
lolzzz…omg perez i don't normally comment on ur stuff but i must admit that last comment u made is fucking halirious…..PUFF-SEA w/ ff silent…..lolz
Re: gazzer – Damn! Well done! This couldn't be more perfect if we looked up Perez Hilton in the dictionary and this was the description. Excellent!
hahaha puff sea..took me a minute but I lol'd! LOL
I dont care what he calls himself. I dont give a ratz azz about this character what so ever.
This is all because he is suing a small time internet company call "Cuff Daddy" (which sells cuff links). He was suing for name infringement or copy right or whatever…but it really hurt his case that HE had already officially dropped the name Puff Daddy. Now that its going to court, he's gotta get the name back so his case holds up.
I wish I was famous so that I could change my name like that 5 times!! NOT! LOL
"From now on, maybe we should just call him Puff-Sea. The FF's are silent of course!" LOL I just spit my coffee out on that one!
Why do we need to call him anything? Is he even relevant these days?
JUST ANOTHER DUMB ASS NIGGA THAT SHOULD STILL BE IN THE FIELDS PICKING COTTON!!!!
NO TALENTED NIGGA NEEDS TO RETIRE!
JUST ANOTHER DUMB ASS NIGGA THAT SHOULD STILL BE IN THE FIELDS PICKING COTTON!!!!
NO TALENTED NIGGA NEEDS TO RETIRE!
JUST ANOTHER DUMB ASS NIGGA THAT SHOULD STILL BE IN THE FIELDS PICKING COTTON!!!!
NO TALENTED NIGGA NEEDS TO RETIRE!
JUST ANOTHER DUMB ASS NIGGA THAT SHOULD STILL BE IN THE FIELDS PICKING COTTON!!!!
NO TALENTED NIGGA NEEDS TO RETIRE!
Doesnt he know that Sean is the irish version of John?? So hes called John John……RITE!!!
OMFG!!!!!! ummmmmmmm that last comment u made was so lame perez u fucking nerd
he has a very inflated sense of self importance !! Typical black man — all showy, superficial, egotist, and no sense of humility - no substance and commitment !
he should just put diddy and puff together.
i like the sound of piffy. lol
lmfao
ily perez
Fuckin gay-ass douchebag wannabe badass motherfucker! Just call him Shit-For-Brains (oops, sorry gotta change that: Shit-Fo-Brains).
Umm unless I am missing something it's Dummy not Dumby!
he's a lame ass, he's just looking for attention… and his music dont get attention so he needs to change his retarded name every year or so….
he changed his myspace post to. P.Diddy
fuck this stupid nig…or better yet give him some more of your hard earned money fucktards
Re: jonath – fucktard.all fags are coming after you dogg with my nine and a big sack
Wow, I see a lot of Perez-bashing in here…….
If you guys hate him so much why the fuck do you go on HIS site and make comments on HIS message boards. As for the Spell checkers shut the fuck up, take the news he gives for what it is, youre own fucking spelling is not that great, you fucking fourth graders!!!!
I like the sound of "Douche Daddy"!
hahahah.. pu (ff) sea
hahah your so funny perez…
and sooo the comfused has been millionare (Thanks to Kanye haha)
has been christen pu-sea..
talk about desperation and pulling all tricks from the hat
I'm partial to Humpty Puffty.
POOFTER!
You are sooooooo funny Perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!