We're Calling Him Idiot From Now Own

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The Queen King of the name change is at it again!

Sean John Combs doesn't have a new nickname this time, though. He's resorted to going old school.

He's bringing Puffy back! Puff Daddy to be exact.

And on his MySpace page, Puff Daddy writes, "This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puffy Daddy, the King of the Remix is back with O'Neal Mcknight and Jermaine Dupri on the "Check Your Coat Remix"!!! Visit my myspace page to listen to it NOW."

And in O'Neal Mcknight's single Check Your Coat, Puff Daddy raps, "They call me Puff Daddy…. he's back. Yeah you heard me right. I said Puff Daddy. I'm about to back on that Puff Daddy shit."

We're just all confused.

It's like Diddy - P. Diddy. - Sean John - Sean John Combs - Sean Combs - Puffy - Puff Daddy - Puffy Sean?

From now on, maybe we should just call him Puff-Sea. The FF's are silent of course!

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    Posted: Jun 9, 2008 at 4:30 pm / Email this  »

    157 comments to “We're Calling Him Idiot From Now Own”

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    1. CANADA says – reply to this


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      FIRST!
      P Diddy can suck on my ball sack

    2. jimmy says – reply to this


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      first

    3. Sara M says – reply to this


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      Can we say egomaniac?

    4. han says – reply to this


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      first

    5. LB says – reply to this


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      FROM NOW "OWN"?

    6. lilly says – reply to this


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      I HATE HIM, HE'S SOO LAME….SOO OVER IT AND HIM AND ALL HIS LAME ASSS MUSIC.

    7. Brooke says – reply to this


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      First?

    8. Mezzy says – reply to this


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      Diddiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    9. addie says – reply to this


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      Puff-sea, hilarious!!

    10. Whatev says – reply to this


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      I think he's done too much PUFFING and now he's brain-dead.

    11. David says – reply to this


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      You spelled OWN wrong you stupid fat fuck!!!!

    12. j-vega says – reply to this


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      haHAHAhahahHAHAHhahaha pu-sea!



    13. 13

      i NEVER stopped calling him Puff…
      Puff Daddy… Puffy…
      whatever!
      but shit!
      perez, you're right…!
      call him puff-sea (ff's being silent)!
      haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!
      m.

    14. jonath says – reply to this


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      nah he saying yeah im about to get you setup jonathan like i did biggie! i already robbed you now im gonna try to get you killed and make even more money! goodluck and try my nigga! your a fucking joke seriously dog! you been a joke your whole life! niggas like you is never happy! seriously! thats why your never good! goodluck and take care you fucking homo! seriously! for real for real! and have the time of your life! i told whats gonna happen the minute i see you! i bet you will have a million security around you for that! for sure! you better pray we never bump into each other! seriously! for real for real!



    15. 15

      washed up.



    16. 16

      #8- HILARIOUS!

      DIDDIOT!

      i love it!
      m.

    17. **sand says – reply to this


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      Perez must feel like one after that headline lol

    18. marni says – reply to this


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      I'm all about Puffy Combs

    19. Nev says – reply to this


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      check the spelling on the title of this piece.

    20. seller says – reply to this


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      i liike puff-sea with silent ff's better than idiot…..
      7th

    21. Lucy says – reply to this


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      Mental sickness!!!!!!!!!

    22. rayjay says – reply to this


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      we're calling him idiot from now ON now own. good looks

    23. jonath says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    24. Micky says – reply to this


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      Now…..him I can't stand! He's an opportunist, snake in the grass, everyone stay away cuz when the sh.. jumps off, you'll go down….He's a jerk!

    25. Joyous says – reply to this


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      What a puffin' idiot.

    26. kRazIk says – reply to this


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      zzzzzz puff the puffy dragon..we don't care bout hiz azzhole zzzzz

      however::::: if OBAMA IS SO GREAT????
      THEN WHY ISN'T ”HE” SUEING ”'OPEC”” LIKE BILL CLINTON IS?????
      ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
      BILL CLINTON AND HILLARY
      HAVE ALWAYZ CLEANED UP THE MEZZZ
      YET YOU PEOPLE DON'T WANT THEM…
      WELL MOST OF YOU DO…
      BILL IS TRYING TO BRING DOWN
      THE ”PRICE OF GAS”' GOTTA LUV THEM…♥♥]]

    27. Angel says – reply to this


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      I think that you mean on, instead of own. Maybe you need to to call people idiots with mistakes like that!

    28. derek says – reply to this


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      I'm REALLY OVER PUFFY…..he can't carry a song on his own…and his songs still aren"t good….however his music video with nicole sherzinger see me or whatever its called is fuckin hilarious watchin him try and dance…pathetic ACTUALLY

    29. kate says – reply to this


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      Do you mean 'on' not 'own'?

    30. hannah says – reply to this


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      oh well i guess he can do what he wants!

    31. soozee says – reply to this


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      Now who's the idiot? ON, not OWN!

    32. Uh, Sp says – reply to this


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      I'd call someone else an idiot if I couldn't even spell On. "From Now Own". Come on Mario even you can't be that stupid.

    33. kira says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    34. fvvd says – reply to this


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      Him and "prince" should make up OUR minds already and the…..GO FUCK THEMSELVES!!!
      ——————————————————————
      PROOF READ YOUR SHIT BEFORE YOU POST FATASS…..FROM NOW "OWN" :lol:

    35. smugs says – reply to this


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      FROM NOW ON????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/ FU

    36. What t says – reply to this


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      Though the correct spelling of dumb would be, of course, dumb. The word dummy is spelled, D-u-m-m-y, not "Dumby". You're just so pitiful. Yeah, some "journalist". LMAO

    37. WTF?! says – reply to this


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      Wat the hell Perez. Now OWN? Did you forget or something?

    38. Dilin says – reply to this


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      hahaha you hilarious Perez liked that one PU-Sea

    39. tb says – reply to this


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      ah Puff, you are ridiculous. But the Puff-Sea with silent ff's is amazing. I slowly sounded it out and died laughing….yes, of course I was at work with everyone around. Ah, Perez, the trouble you get me into.

    40. geez says – reply to this


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      Re: kRazIk – Shut up already!!! The Clintons are OVER……they should be disappearing anytime now :D

    41. cory says – reply to this


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      who listens to this asshole's music, anyway? his ego must be WAY bigger than his cock. puff daddy is the dumbest name ever… and he only sticks with names that have the initials P.D. so that he doesn't have to pay for new monogrammed iron gates on his driveway or pay for new stationary or bathrobes — someone with that big an ego puts his initials on everything (probably monogrammed shirt collars as well)… he sucks.

    42. JORDAN says – reply to this


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      You know it was just some white suburban intern that has the job of updating that rat-toothed guys myspace page. He probably can't keep up either with someone who self proclaims their title annually. Douche.



    43. 43

      He makes good songs, but this name change thing is fucking ridiculous. How many times does one need to change their name?

    44. darlin says – reply to this


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      for the love of God dude, why not use the name you were given???? you look like an idiot, or worse, some gurl who just can't decide what color polish to wear! GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    45. Ri says – reply to this


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      Nobody cares.

    46. lil' says – reply to this


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      He dresses cool, and he's talented, but never sounded like the brightest bulb on the planet to me.

    47. Momma says – reply to this


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      Now THAT is why I check this website every damn day! The storms have kept us a little down the past few days BUT that was some funny shit! High five, triple snap, uh huh girl or whatever but that just made my whole day!

      Thanks!

      D
      From one of the flooded areas in Johnson County IN.

    48. Hill A says – reply to this


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      Has nothing to do with P whatever-his-name-is, but just wanted to get it of my chest!

      OBAMA = ANTICHRIST

      The thought of Obama and his neanderthal-looking wife in the White House gives me chills. Do you people realize how racist, arrogant, racist, elitist, racist selfish, racist, unpredictable (in a bad way) these two are? For anyone that remembers the O.J. trial, this is exactly where Obama is taking us. We will be a country divided by race where every black person will live by a double-standard and feel they are entitled because of the color of their skin.

      OBAMA = ANTICHRIST

    49. DK says – reply to this


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      he should be called P-GREEDY, for suing all those small folks. Disgusting idiot.

    50. R says – reply to this


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      I ALWAYS LIKED P-DADDY.

    51. DEP says – reply to this


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      Who the f**k cares!! If this guy had as much talent as he does ego, I still wouldn't let him blow me again.

    52. maribe says – reply to this


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      HAHA!! LOL TOO FUNNY!



    53. 53

      Its funny timing. Just as he was suing some company called "Cuff Daddy" that sells cufflinks when he was calling himself "P. Diddy."

    54. WTF says – reply to this


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      Do you realize how arrogant it is to ask people to call you a new name every six months??

    55. alexa says – reply to this


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      BAHH.
      Puff-Sea.
      Oh Perez, you're so clever! :D

    56. Julie says – reply to this


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      I use to work in the same building as Sean John head quarters in midtown. One day Mr. Sean John Combs came into the building and I yelled "Yo Puffy" and he looks up and says "I'm not puffy" in a real angry tone. Well looks like this sad loser is tired of not getting the love he use to get in the good old days of Biggie Smalls.

      When Biggie died so did Puffy's career. He became a soft sell out who doesn't even recognize hip hop anymore. I bet Smalls is looking down laughing at what a pathetic stooge Sean John has become. So in the end this sad sad little man can call him self whatever he likes but it ain't selling his poser clothing line, weak music or any of the crap that Danity Kane puts out.

      RIP Puffy, Diddy, P.Daddy or whoever the f*ck you are.

    57. Ft Lon says – reply to this


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      I strongly dislike him.
      His new name should be douche-daddy.

    58. angel says – reply to this


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      My dad calls him "PuffDoggyDog." :)



    59. 59

      Here's a better name for this idiot — shitbag. How about POOP DADDY? He's only changing his name for one reason… to win a lawsuit against that company, "Cuff Daddy," which he claims infringed on his trademark. How laughable. He must be going broke to resort to such nonsense.

    60. Distur says – reply to this


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      There is nothing sweeter than a dumbass trying to call someone dumb, and then they misspell a 2-letter word.
      "We're Calling Him Idiot From Now Own" - It's ON you fat idiot.

    61. alicia says – reply to this


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      Re: Mezzy – lmfao!!!!!

    62. JD says – reply to this


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      More like " Diddyot!"

    63. Marky says – reply to this


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      Don't you read what you write before you post it Mario? This is so sad. Almost as sad as the turn out for your autograph signing.

    64. BritBr says – reply to this


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      Don't forget the "Sean Puffy Combs" era. He really should be known as "Pufter Daddy"

    65. gazzer says – reply to this


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      And……Why should we care.?

      From now OWN….You are so Illiterate you smarmy little Cretin.
      Cretin:

      A word associated to people whose lack of intelligence, manners/etiquette, appreciation, moral fibre and glaring social ineptitude, which in turn allows upstanding, educated, decent, moral, intelligent, socially respectful and hard working people to perceive them as "degenerates" (owing to their inherent and blatantly obvious flaws). A 'cretin' is usually linked, but not limited to the following:

      * Yobbo teens who try (without success) to appear bigger than they are, sound educated or coherent (impossible) and try (also without success) to get 'one over' on anyone who ensues an argument with them by uttering common anecdotes, failed educated grammar.

      * People whose sole purpose in life is to drain the life-force (i.e. human spirit, positivity, ambition and general well-being) from people whose success in life is related to said character traits.

    66. dee says – reply to this


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      ooooooooooo….he's gonna come get you, dickwad!
      i hope there's plenty of video tape of that beat down…come on Puffy…do the world a favor!

    67. blindl says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez,
      My guess is that he was contractually obligated to something under the name Puff Daddy. It's been 7 years since he changed his name to P Diddy, the usual statue of limitations period, and I'm guessing his contract to whatever it was has expired. Perhaps it's something to look into.
      I'm no legal analyst but that's usually what gets my attention when anyone changes their name after 7 years.

    68. Brian says – reply to this


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      Perez —– Lol yeah call him Diddiot

    69. Whatev says – reply to this


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      :) THEY SHOULD CALL PEREZ P-TITTIES :)



    70. 70

      im so sick of his dumbass

    71. Momma says – reply to this


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      Re: Brian – I too like Diddiot. Very funny.

    72. vaness says – reply to this


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      it's because he's suing some cuffling company who calls themselves cuff daddy. (which i think is adorable)

    73. RJII says – reply to this


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      i've called him ugly animal killer

    74. Rreedy says – reply to this


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      Goes to show you money can't buy class….he has NONE, never had any, never will. Stupid coon.

    75. PShitt says – reply to this


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      I fucking hate P Shitty.

      He's just a big brown turd. Seriously- we need to go away.

    76. Rochel says – reply to this


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      lolzzz…omg perez i don't normally comment on ur stuff but i must admit that last comment u made is fucking halirious…..PUFF-SEA w/ ff silent…..lolz

    77. Well D says – reply to this


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      Re: gazzer – Damn! Well done! This couldn't be more perfect if we looked up Perez Hilton in the dictionary and this was the description. Excellent!

    78. lmao says – reply to this


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      hahaha puff sea..took me a minute but I lol'd! LOL

      I dont care what he calls himself. I dont give a ratz azz about this character what so ever.

    79. nofanc says – reply to this


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      This is all because he is suing a small time internet company call "Cuff Daddy" (which sells cuff links). He was suing for name infringement or copy right or whatever…but it really hurt his case that HE had already officially dropped the name Puff Daddy. Now that its going to court, he's gotta get the name back so his case holds up.

    80. Jessic says – reply to this


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      I wish I was famous so that I could change my name like that 5 times!! NOT! LOL

    81. Angela says – reply to this


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      "From now on, maybe we should just call him Puff-Sea. The FF's are silent of course!" LOL I just spit my coffee out on that one!

    82. seawee says – reply to this


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      Why do we need to call him anything? Is he even relevant these days?

    83. OPRAH says – reply to this


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      JUST ANOTHER DUMB ASS NIGGA THAT SHOULD STILL BE IN THE FIELDS PICKING COTTON!!!!
      NO TALENTED NIGGA NEEDS TO RETIRE!
      JUST ANOTHER DUMB ASS NIGGA THAT SHOULD STILL BE IN THE FIELDS PICKING COTTON!!!!
      NO TALENTED NIGGA NEEDS TO RETIRE!
      JUST ANOTHER DUMB ASS NIGGA THAT SHOULD STILL BE IN THE FIELDS PICKING COTTON!!!!
      NO TALENTED NIGGA NEEDS TO RETIRE!
      JUST ANOTHER DUMB ASS NIGGA THAT SHOULD STILL BE IN THE FIELDS PICKING COTTON!!!!
      NO TALENTED NIGGA NEEDS TO RETIRE!

    84. Shel says – reply to this


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      Doesnt he know that Sean is the irish version of John?? So hes called John John……RITE!!!

    85. ummm says – reply to this


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      OMFG!!!!!! ummmmmmmm that last comment u made was so lame perez u fucking nerd

    86. LAME says – reply to this


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      he has a very inflated sense of self importance !! Typical black man — all showy, superficial, egotist, and no sense of humility - no substance and commitment !

    87. alexis says – reply to this


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      he should just put diddy and puff together.

      i like the sound of piffy. lol

    88. lauren says – reply to this


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      lmfao
      ily perez

    89. Steve- says – reply to this


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      Fuckin gay-ass douchebag wannabe badass motherfucker! Just call him Shit-For-Brains (oops, sorry gotta change that: Shit-Fo-Brains).

    90. Scanda says – reply to this


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      Umm unless I am missing something it's Dummy not Dumby!

    91. mnj says – reply to this


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      he's a lame ass, he's just looking for attention… and his music dont get attention so he needs to change his retarded name every year or so….

    92. kay says – reply to this


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      he changed his myspace post to. P.Diddy

    93. puffpu says – reply to this


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      fuck this stupid nig…or better yet give him some more of your hard earned money fucktards

    94. fagdad says – reply to this


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      Re: jonath – fucktard.all fags are coming after you dogg with my nine and a big sack

    95. OV says – reply to this


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      Wow, I see a lot of Perez-bashing in here…….
      If you guys hate him so much why the fuck do you go on HIS site and make comments on HIS message boards. As for the Spell checkers shut the fuck up, take the news he gives for what it is, youre own fucking spelling is not that great, you fucking fourth graders!!!!



    96. 96

      I like the sound of "Douche Daddy"!

    97. mimi says – reply to this


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      hahahah.. pu (ff) sea
      hahah your so funny perez…
      and sooo the comfused has been millionare (Thanks to Kanye haha)
      has been christen pu-sea..
      talk about desperation and pulling all tricks from the hat

    98. Fuchsi says – reply to this


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      I'm partial to Humpty Puffty.

    99. Amazin says – reply to this


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      POOFTER!

    100. MCH says – reply to this


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      You are sooooooo funny Perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!

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