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The Most Amazing Thing EVER!!!!!

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The new issue of In Touch Weekly reports….

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Some crazy talented kids are making a musical about us!!!!

Can't wait to see it!

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93 comments to “The Most Amazing Thing EVER!!!!!”

  1. Cassi says – reply to this


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    Sweet! :)

  2. nikki says – reply to this


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    1st!!



  3. 3

    Go0o0 PereZ

  4. Alici says – reply to this


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    Nobody bought your clothes, what makes you think they'll want to see a musical about you?

  5. 4th says – reply to this


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    i wanna watch

  6. jenni says – reply to this


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    will it show you crying alone at night?

  7. starr says – reply to this


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    hahahahaha
    loves it!
    i want 1 of your shirts p-nasty. i just might buy 1 sometime this week

  8. Ash says – reply to this


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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. lmao! says – reply to this


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    Re: jenni – "
    will it show you crying alone at night? "

    LMFAO!!!!!!!

  10. cs says – reply to this


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    Fat Nipple, you are fucked in the head, this is your first kick at the can…you are over exposing and diluting your brand.

  11. Matil says – reply to this


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    Ha - no one will come to that either - just like Hot Topic.

  12. Min says – reply to this


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    wait a minute…… didnt you post this already like a week ago????? or am I just psychic

  13. tina says – reply to this


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    You know you're the but of everyones jokes right?

  14. GREAT says – reply to this


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    We are so excited! Can't wait to see it.

    Signed,

    CRICKETS

  15. SPR*M says – reply to this


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    JAJAJAJAJAJ GENIAL..LO BUENO QUE TODO LO TOMAS CON HUMOR ..BIEN ….

  16. Sydne says – reply to this


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    There is no US in You/Me! It's you not us. Wow! When does the bubble burst? You have been on a long time high for the last 3 years!

  17. baby says – reply to this


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    You make me sick!!!

  18. Alyss says – reply to this


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    AMAZING! I would so see it! :)

    P nasty and Musical Theater, these are a few of my favorite things!

  19. mimi says – reply to this


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    how original! you call that talent, well I guess you only you would, of course because it was written about you. how lame does all this crap sound

  20. geez says – reply to this


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    Hate to tell you , Fatass……YOU'RE OVER EXPOSED!!!
    I, for one, am getting sick of seeing you.
    Why don't you take a vacation….for a few YEARS!!

  21. josh! says – reply to this


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    Omigod!!!!!!!!!
    i NEEEED to see this!!!!!
    hook me up with soem tix perez!!!

  22. MmHmm says – reply to this


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    This could be really awful, but it sounds like a lot of fun! I hope it doesn't bomb like the one I wrote ten years ago — Matt Drudge: The Musical. The failure was mostly due to my leading man, Bruce Willis.

  23. drea says – reply to this


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    woo tha would kool
    with a k lol
    i would see it

  24. fhm says – reply to this


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    I've seen this before.

  25. haha says – reply to this


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    Re: Alici – If you read it, someone else is making the musical, so obviously it would be no loss to him.

    And Jenni, it just amuses me that all these people who have back-handed comments or anything negative to say spend all their time on the site of someone they don't like, severe lack of life and hobbies maybe?



  26. 26

    I don't get people that allegedly say they hate you so much, yet they come, read, visit and COMMENT about it!

  27. Pwned says – reply to this


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    Gawd I hope this is actually made legit so we (yes we) can all laugh at the fact nobody will attend, those idiots will lose money and everyone will once again see that Perez is a NOBODY. Heck, I have more people who came to see me take a dump than Perez did @ Hot Topic!



  28. 28

    Perez, I love you, but even you have to think that is a little strange.

  29. FoRea says – reply to this


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    If I was sick of seeing Perez Hilton, I think perezhilton.com would be the last place I would visit on the internets. There are at least 10 or 12 other websites in the world you could check out, you know.

  30. Heroi says – reply to this


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    psssh, it's only OFF-broadway!

  31. nasty says – reply to this


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    I'd remove the hot and leave the Mess, eww!

  32. Ian says – reply to this


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    I am having major deja vu…

    You totally already posted this story before…

    And I still don't think anyone really cares. But, kudos! Not many people get the musical treatment… even if it is OFF broadway.

  33. Tammy says – reply to this


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    my dreams have come true!!!I can die a happy F- hag now!!!

  34. TRUTH says – reply to this


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    Hello- I work at the HOT TOPIC where this piece of shit appearted on friday ( I was not working that day but showed up for shit n giggles ) ONLY 7 people showed up.SEVEN.That's it.Mario was BEYOND upset texting and DEMENDING the right water,food,ETC he was a rude royal pain in the ass and BEYOND crass.Talking about scat porn,fisting some kid and otherbest left unsaid topics.My manager was trying to get people to come in to meet Perez by handing out $5 gift cards NO ONE WANTED TO MEET HIM! His mother and sister were there and he seemed to take it out on them (they are both fat BTW and smelled nasty!) anyways he left around 8:45PM without saying goodbye to anyone & looked like he had been crying like the little bitch he is.

    We sold a grand total of $6.45 of Perez Hilton items between 6PM - 9PM.

    My manager has already talked about discounting his "line" !

  35. Ian says – reply to this


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    Re: Pwned

    If he's such a nobody why do you read… AND COMMENT… on his site.

    Maybe YOU should get a life and leave Perez alone. Stop being such a waste of bandwidth.

  36. Brand says – reply to this


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    It's sad how obsessed Perez is with himself.
    Gross.

  37. re says – reply to this


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    Re: FoRea – Maybe we come here to read CELEBRITY GOSSIP….not stupid posts about the owner of the site.
    I don't see anyone else posting crap about themselves on other sites.
    Perez is a stuck up douche that thinks he's famous….which is so far from the truth!!
    I'm here to pass time.

  38. shees says – reply to this


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    Re: TRUTHAt it again, Huh? Do you even have a life?

  39. Kitty says – reply to this


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    Yawn. The whole Perez Hilton thing was hot when it was a novelty. Now you're over. You're always posting stuff other people have posted and there's way too many better blogs out there. Plus the way you always put down celebs who perform or host, saying you could and want to do better.. like "please hire me". Hope you got a backup plan because your 15mins are winding down :)

  40. haha@ says – reply to this


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    haha, i agree with truth.. my sis told me about his so called appearance and how it was a dud! perez came out with his junk too late….. the whole fad is over and nobody gives a crap about him anymore. and why does he have an attitude? he should be lucky people carry his ug clothes/products and want him there for an appearance. what right does he have for diva-ness? probably pissed because they didn't have enough food for him and his fat tribe.

  41. Whate says – reply to this


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    :) MUSICAL ABOUT PEREZ SHOULD BE CALLED

    FATS:)

  42. Angie says – reply to this


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    Congratulations Perez!!!!! OMG This is great!!! Wish you the best. :)

  43. UGH! says – reply to this


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    I really enjoy reading this blog & hearing about all the celeb stuff & other BS. But the thing that drives me CRAZY is when you say we about yourself. I know other people help you, I DON"T CARE!!!!! Say I & me, not we & us!!!!!

  44. kelly says – reply to this


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    Ooomg.
    Can't fucking wait.

  45. Ann says – reply to this


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    Me molesta que critiquen y ataquen tanto a Perez. Si lo odian tanto porque estan leyendo su pagina y dejando comentarios? Si hay mejores sitios, entonces porque pierden su tiempo aqui? Dejen de ser tan hipocritas y admitan que se mueren de la envidia mientras Perez esta logrando su exito!!!



  46. 46

    Umm…a bit too much, no? And why is Kathy Griffin the villain? This will prbably be a one time thing at a local playhouse and the only people there are the family of the actors.

  47. Zabe says – reply to this


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    Re: Kitty – Well said. Preze your endless self promotion is going to dilute your fan base. I feel that this blog is getting more like a glossy Sunday news paper add. :( "Gotta see"….what?

  48. Pwned says – reply to this


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    Re: Ian – Let's see here… I like reading celebrity news. I visit many sites including TMZ and this crappy one. I don't come here to read about Perez since he's not a celebrity even if he's trying his hardest to become one. He likes to keep putting others down and doesn't mention any of his crap so why not let us, the public reading his crap to respond regarding it? Freedom of speech buddy, so I'm taking full advantage just like he does.
    This will bomb just like Perez did @ Hot Topic and I'll laugh until Perez dies!

  49. Marky says – reply to this


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    Please tell us all about the record breaking crowds that came to get your autograph this past weekend. I'll bet all those same fans will line up to pay for tickets to a musical about you too.

  50. lil' says – reply to this


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    Hey, producer Joel Silver (Die Hard, Conan, Matrix, etc., etc.) went to NYU — and wrote scripts. How do I know? Because I typed some of 'em. So I hope Perez/The Musical is hugely successful for all involved!

  51. FU says – reply to this


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    Anybody else notice that now you can only have FIVE letters in your name? It was dumb when it went down to six. I have two for Perez — FU. You are seriously going to start losing comments and hits by doing this.

  52. LMAO says – reply to this


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    Cant wait to buy your stuff, heard it will be on sale for $1.00 real soon………… HA!!!! I'd never buy the crap!!! They're alll gonna laugh at you !!! perez who???????

  53. fu says – reply to this


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    Re: Ann – If you love Perez so much…..why don't you suck his tiny DICK????

  54. Perez says – reply to this


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    Aren't the "creators" Pete Wentz and Joe Trohman from lame ass Fall Out Boy?

    p.s. FOB used to be good…=o(

  55. Ash says – reply to this


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    Re: jenni – HaHaHaHaHahahahhaaahh

  56. PEREZ says – reply to this


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    HEY u CAN HAVE MORE THAN FIVE LETTERS! FREAK. LOOKIII HERE IM PEREZ AND I CRRRRRYYYY IF I WANT TO - ALLLL NOTE LONG

  57. perez says – reply to this


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    perez, how about making a post about how nobody showed up at your hot topic launch? loserrrr

  58. dmd says – reply to this


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    this just may be the end of the world as we know it…jesus fucking christ what a joke!



  59. 59

    SO Excited!!! Can't Wait!! You go PEREZ!!

  60. alyse says – reply to this


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    wow perez, you've really slimmed down.

    lookin good :)

  61. kate says – reply to this


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    Smells like Hot Topic disaster… yeah that's just gonna end with your career Perez so you should go for it girl!

  62. Yup says – reply to this


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    Oh I HAVE TO see this. OH YES.

  63. Yup says – reply to this


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    I kid you not! lolololol

  64. Jenni says – reply to this


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    Ok… I just don't understand why people still come to this site if you are "so over it". Perez is doing the exact same thing that TMZ or any of the other celebrity gossip sites are doing. He has the means to advertise and so I don't see why he shouldn't.

    I actually prefer this site to any of the others. It's regularly updated, you're given the full story and updates, and Perez adds in his own comments that a majority of us are already thinking before he says them.

    Why should it matter if his line at Hot Topic failed? I know that I lived in LA then I would have gone. The name of the site is PerezHilton.com… Why should he not be able to advertise all-things-Perez here?

    Why can't the one's who are "so over this site and are here to just read the gossip" scroll down past one more entry to the next entry? Is that so hard to do? Why do you have to come in here and take time out of your oh so busy schedules (right…) to leave Perez a nasty comment?

  65. Preci says – reply to this


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    Ahhhh, That's my friend in the neglege- Rose Bud! And he IS FUCKING NEXT LEVEL TALENTED YEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

  66. Gwen says – reply to this


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    Yep, 'self proclaimed' just about says it all. Too bad the words 'self control' and 'humility' can never be applied to you, silly fuck.

  67. cass says – reply to this


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    So……..how long before you get a STAR on the hollywood walk of fame?
    And yes…I'm being serious.
    Ryan Seacrest talks to celebs…he got one.
    You talk about them…you should get one to.
    I was just wondering…since your becoming really famous and all.

  68. Anonymous says – reply to this


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    Hot mess shirt is by DIRTY JAX CLOTHING!

  69. smcma says – reply to this


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    Congrats hun!
    I'll have to go see it!
    Or maybe I'll audition for it.
    I'm going to school in Chicago for performing arts,
    I could take some time off! lol



  70. 70

    Go to the Kazbah part of Karmaloop to cop that Hot Mess tee… I don't think I can post the actual URL



  71. 71

    DIRTY JAX DIRTY JAX DIRTY JAX!!! karmaloop dot com for the hot mess tee under dirty jax

  72. Cork! says – reply to this


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    Fucking awesome. I love broadway. I'm from Canada but I might fork over the money to go to New York and see some Broadway soon (in which case, if your show is I'll definitely put it on my list of shows to see). Hey, wanna get me a part in it? I'm pursing Broadway for a career, it would be fucking awesome.

  73. Sharo says – reply to this


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    Re: Heroi – ONLY off broadway? Have you any idea what shows have started off broadway and have gone off and won Tonys or just how many of the huge actors had to be in OFF broadway shows to get where they are now? Go look it up since you have time to waste criticizing Perez. Don't make yourself look like an ass.



  74. 74

    That HOT MESS TEE is from the clothing line DIRTY JAX!!!

  75. laura says – reply to this


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    I was friends with Randy in college- that kid is CRAZY talented!! not to be missed……

  76. nygir says – reply to this


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    p.nasty.. i live in ny and i will so be at the premiere i better see your gorgeous self there!! whenever it is

  77. Kathy says – reply to this


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    Yeah, no one would show up just like no one did for your hot topic line you fucking fat ass!

  78. Marle says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHA! Perez thinks he's a "Hot Mess!!!! LOL!!!!!! FUNNY!

  79. UGG! says – reply to this


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    That Hot Mess shirt is UGLY AS FUCK!

  80. UGG! says – reply to this


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    and so is Perez!

  81. Jamie says – reply to this


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    This will be amazing! I can't wait to see it! I hope it makes it to BROADWAY!!

  82. CotW says – reply to this


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    refering to yourself in the third person perspective is a little crazy, but constantly refering to yourself in the PLURAL form is just utterly MORONIC.

    we're just saying…. XD

  83. Bel says – reply to this


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    The vulgarity never ends.

  84. CotW says – reply to this


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    Headline: perez hilton (mario ogreface) went blind from wearing contaminated tinted contact lenses! the fatass has gone from multimedia queen to just plain jackass!

    now that would be entertaining.

  85. karly says – reply to this


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    Shamless self-promotion :) love that xx

  86. karly says – reply to this


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    Shameless self promotion :) love that xx

  87. fdsaj says – reply to this


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    it's official. broadway is dead.

  88. mad says – reply to this


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    where's his "hot mess" shirt from. hot.

  89. you h says – reply to this


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    I hear that this whole off-broadway play thing is just an elaborate setup by Ashton for the show PUNKED!

  90. Faye says – reply to this


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    I hope there is a role for me too! I know Donald Trump said that The Apprentice was going to be a play or musical but I think me as Omarosa would be so amazingly sinister in this it would make people sick… in the best way possible of course.

  91. niela says – reply to this


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    wow how badly do i want to see that??

    VERYY BADLY!!!

    love you perezzers ♥

    representing o-town (OTTAWA) canada!

  92. So mu says – reply to this


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    Mario, you suck as a person and as a famewhore. No one wants to see some "play" that your queer buddies wrote for you. They're trying to get a piece of a pie that doesn't exist. Your clothes are only worth enough to wipe your ass with. Hint: Toilet paper is cheaper you morons!

  93. Ellie says – reply to this


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    oy, the pride!!!!!!!!!!!!!