This Sounds A Little Gay
Filed under: Reality Television > MTV > Ryan Seacrest > Brody Jenner
Everyone seems to be getting their own show on MTV these days!
From Paris Hilton and Pete Wentz to Whitney Port and now another The Hills co-star will be receiving his own show.
And no, it's still not Speidi.
It's Brody Jenner!
The new show, which is coming from Ryan Seacrest's production company, will be titled Bromance.
Hot title!
Ryan also produces Denise Richards' show. Let's hope this new one is NOTHING like Denise's.
Bromance has been picked up for six episodes and will feature some "normal and regular" guys who go to Hollywood to compete in a series of challenges to become part of Brody's "entourage."
Only six episodes???? MTV must not be confident in Brody's ability to pull of a show by himself!
The competitions in Bromance will consist from anything like skydiving to properly dealing with the paparazzi.
The contestants will also have "group dates" with Jenner, along with some "alone time" in every episode.
That kind of sounds like a Tila Tequila rip-off, which was just a rip off from Bret Michaels' and Flavor Flav's shows, which were a rip off from The Bachelor.
It also sounds VERY similar to Paris' new BFF show!!!!
Originality is key dead!
To make things different, the eliminations will not consist of flowers or keys. They will have Hot Tub Elimination Ceremonies, in which the rejected guys will have to leave the bachelor pad dripping wet in a swimsuit from the hot tub, take their luggage, and go.
So gay!
At least eye candy is good.
Oh, and also executive producing the show is Jenner, who'll be joined by "producer" and Hill's co-star Frankie Delgado.
Hah.
P.S. We're hearing that the Whitney Port pilot hasn't been picked up!
Ouch.
[Image via WENN.]
"Perez Hilton Bombs at Hot Topic
Perez Hilton may have made it to the top ten of the gossip heap with free publicity from lawsuits, and free appearances on radio and TV shows, but in real life no one cares about him. Last evening Perez held a meet-and-greet at Hot Topic in Hollywood where he was launching his cheap a** clothing line, and NO ONE SHOWED UP!!! HAHAHAH!!!!!!!
A witness who goes by the name Ester said:
"Some freaky lil employee with a handful of wrist bands asked if I wanted to meet Perez Hilton at 6pm! I was like NO, I just ate. NO one wanted wrist bans it was kinda funny."
Besides the embarrassment of having no "real life" fans outside the cyberworld, who launches a clothing line at Hot Topic? That’s trashier than launching a clothing line at Walmart, and yet Perez couldn’t even pull that off. WOW! That’s gotta be a blow to his HUGE ego."
lol(;
i love perez!
I already miss scripted shows!
HEY Y'ALL.BRODY JENNER IS A HOTTY, BUT NOT AS HOT AS MY BLOGTALKRADIO SHOW FRIDAY NIGHTS,THE ISH FACTOR. COME CHAT AND ASK ME ABOUT MY THEFT RECORD OR MY JUVENILE DELIQUENT SON IN JAIL OR ABOUT MY TRAILERTRASH EXISTENCE.
FIRST
I agree with you Perez is washed up and a sellout! He should take Tina as his new fag hag. What a couple they would make.
Oh for gods sake…not another one!
2nd!!!
ha
how can you put down others who fail, when you also fail and won't even be honest and tell your fans about it.
BRODY IS HOTT!!!!
I am guessing I am 7th
brody is a hottie
Yes indeed. Originality is dead (and the writers had the nerve to go on strike). Brody Jenner? He may be the biggest non-event of all those people.
This is going to be SOOOOOO stupid! I will NOT watch it!
Ryan only produces crap. It´s amazing.
SHITTY!
hello I luv denise Richards show , and i dont understand why perez bashes it. my god get over it already . you always b hatin on the wrong people. if they arent your friends you hater. I love you but her show is very good and entertaining . she is funny and real . just like other normal poeple:)
i'm not going to lie perez, but brody jenner is smokin' hot!
John Mayer just owned you on his blog.. too bad it's a little too articulate for your feeble mind to comprehend the insult. Loser.
We care about brody jenner so much not only because he's hot but simply because he's so wonderful at?
who cares? all these little brats suck! who even watched mtv anymore?
I AM SO OVER THIS TALENTLESS PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!!! ALL HE DOES IS SLEEP WITH GIRLS AND PARTY AND SPEND DADDYS MONEY!
STUPID AND GAY. I WONT BE WATCHING.
Unfortunately Perez, you will never get close to Brody Jenner. He is one of the lucky ones. Great face, great family and he doesn't give a crap about you. We surveyed 420 people and every one of them said that 1. He was and always would be better looking than you. 2. He is and will always be smarter than you and 3. 419 of them would rather have a meal with Spencer Pratt than eat with you except the one guy who said he wished you were his cellmate. BTW: Whitney's show was picked up they are just trying to calm Lauren down before they formally announce it.
this sounds SO dumb! will these stupid copycat "reality" shows ever end?!!!!
The show doesn't make sense if he has a girlfriend… which I think he does right? I Just feel a Spencer Brodie make up coming…. boo!
Last we checked, Broday Jenner was straight correct? Why would dudes need to spead 'alone time' with him and go on 'group dates'? What kind of straight dude wants to see another guy dripping wet in a hot tub? Something's fishy.
The jealous scream queen Mario wish he could have his own MTV show. Dream on fatty…
MTV will run out of douche-bags to give television shows to…someday…right?
~I see a face comparison with Rumor here….
"sounds gay' … he LOOKS gay, too
The hills only had like 5 or six episodes last season itself. These shows are just money machines for the production companies and the cast. You shouldn't even try to critique them as if they have any inherit value to the history of television.
His dad is a gold medalist and his mom is gorgeous and BTW, was Elvis' girlfriend. He's probably had a pretty interesting life so far. I wouldn't mind hangin with him!
this show does sound pretty frickin' lame. Brody is fine though.Re: Goatse – ANGRY MUCH????????????????
This sounds ridiculous.
This guy is so ugly! What do women see in him? The only thing he can do is grow a decent 5 o'clock shadow–how impressive. Geesh, anybody can be a celebrity these days.
Re: Goatse –
Why do you waste your time? Who cares.. He's doing his thing. And your wasting your time talking crap.. who fucking cares?
Re: Jennyxo – Wrong on both counts: Brody is not hot, and you're not 7th.
Re: Sheen – You are so right! I knew there was something about his big old piehole, but I couldn't figure out exactly what it was. Thanks
Eww, let's hope he and Rumor don't procreate.
Not to mention, according to How I Met Your Mother… a Bromance… is a relationship between TWO MEN! Interesting show name, Brody!
Re: skeet – and that is supposed to impress us because???
BROMANCE? Gayest. Name. Ever.
RYAN,FRANKIE AND BRODIE ARE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR A GAY PORN STAR WITH THE BIGGEST FUCKSTICK. BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THEY LIKE IT IN DA ASSSSSSSSSSS.
woah goatse.
spaz much?
He already HAD his own reality show, it was called Princes of Malibu. DUH!
Yumm, i'd like to get Brody on his stomach and fuck him silly.
Is any more proof necessary to show that hollywood has gone downhill and is now only represented by the bs. There is NO talent, NO creativity, NO class and glamour. It's all bs now. What's even more stupid is all the people who fall for this bs and then turn around and actually PAY for it.
A little gay???!!! I think Vaseline or KY should be the sponsor for this show.
Ryan Seacrest needs to stop producing these stupid realilty shows!!!!I do not watch any of them and will not watch any of the new ones coming out,they are all so pathetic,he needs to give it up!!! Brody Jenner is nothing but a womanizer and what does he do for a living anyway,did or does he go to college??????His father must be so proud,what ever!!!!!!
wont frankie's little gay mexican ass get pissed that his object of affection is getting a new boyfriend, die frankie!
All no talented bimbos including freaking bromance Brody.
brody had a show already…it sucked…he's boring an c-list…
Re: No Mo –
seacrest is slowly becoming the bill gates of television/reality…it's rwally frightening.
PPPPPPPlllllleeeeeeeeeease tell me what happened to
M U S I C Television?????????????????????
That's why T.V./radio sucks. Execs. at MTV or "producers" are talent less fuckall rich kids from O County or L. Island. They haven’t got the chops or imagination to be original.
Note: kids of the rich/famous, doesn't = talented.
QUIT WORSHIPING THE LOOT!!
Brody? That sounds like the worst show idea yet. He is such a tool. Now that he is no longer "dating" LC, I don't want to hear about him anymore. His 15 min have long past.
Re: miche – That brings us to a part of the problem, helloooooo: JEWS!
News flash–Imagine what it might be like if culturally our first priority was pride in our work?
Our lives would be more fulfilling if we could get away from the "Middle Eastern" obsession with greed.
It's ok to be rich, but it doesn't have to be at the expense of our culture.
Go shopping and you will see a huge drop in quality in the clothes, etc. How much is the company saving by not having a zipper?
Competition should be about who has the best product, the outcome of your work. Not about who racked up the most pennies.
Millions a year is not enough? No….They want more.
Also, I don't dislike Jewish people.
I challenge any outraged Jew reading this to examine their habbits, and reflect on whether/not these statements are true.
It's not fair to get mad, because someone says what is true. If you don't like what you hear, think about changing your shitty ways, because what you are reading about here is not Jew bashing, but a reflection of your selves.
(imagine how we must feel, having to deal with you?)
-Get it?
Re: Angie – Probably not…. Jews are the only people who wrong others, and then when those people speak up, the Jews start screaming "anti Semitic!"
Where the civil rights marchers "anti white"?
No. The racists were assholes. The activists challenged, and eventually changed the system.
Ok Jews? So, if it is said, that your asshole ways suck, it's not because of anti Semitism, It is because you're being assholes.
I met him last week, and he's a DOUCHE…to say the least.
C'mon, does anyone really care about this fame hungry fucktard?? He already had a shot with the failed "Princes of Malibu" that nobody cared to watch. Then he goes around dating chicks to get publicity and finally landing some extra minutes on The Hills. Get a job you over priveledged trust fund loser, no one cares about your stupid life, why don't you go and get one! Get famous for actually DOING something!
i'll watch this shit, even tho i will think its fuckin lame just like brodys dick
I though the point of being part of an entourage was that you get to hang on the coattails of someone who was famous and successful. Brody is barely famous and certainly NOT successful!!!!!!!
Hahaha!! This is the stupidest thing I've heard in a loong time!! This is so sad. What is the world coming to??
How pathetic do you have to be to have people audition to be your friends…….suck part is, I'd probably watch it
I'll watch it with my Rabbit.
Get a job you over priveledged trust fund loser, no one cares about your stupid life, why don't you go and get one! Get famous for actually DOING something!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
YEAH!!! Put that in yer pocket and smoke it "Brody"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS FUCKIN GAY !! brody jenner is a fucktard with no talent.. why the hell should he get a reality show ?
i'm very fond of Brody. He's def eye-candy.
Is it just me, or does he look a bit like Ben Affleck?
Gone are the day when MTV actually played music video. They should change the acronyms to RTV for Reality TV that's actually scripted so it's not reality but full of fakery. When someone shoots someone in the head, that will be reality. Until then, it's phony just as the people who are partake of it.
alright…this sounds very ghaaaaaaaaay
In the hot tub?? really? wow
SEPARATED AT BIRTH!!
Brody Jenner = George Michael circa early 1987
LMAO!!! That comment made my day. I think its even funnier that he seems so stuck on Paris that he doesn't even want to mention how sad it is when you have to hold auditions for new best friend. Lame much. Wonder if Perez will show to that one.
Honestly, if I had been David Foster, every one of those over-indulged, self-absorbed, seemingly conscienceless and without-empathy boys would have been in adolescent boot camp. If those shows were totally scripted, I take it all back. He IS eye candy. Every job these Jenner boys take will contribute to their badly needed work ethic, so go Brody. Any work is good work. Lol.