When Desperate Met Pathetic
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Anglophilia > Lily Allen

LezLo may have moved her things out of saMAN Ronson's house on Sunday, but the two gal pals are still very much together.
And, Monday night, the joined at the puss duo met up with hard-pAArtying British singer personality Lily Allen for din din at Il Sole.
Courteney Cox was also dining (separately) at the restaurant at that time.
We're sure the paparazzi-hating Friends alum just LOVED the fact that LezLo, Lily and saMAN brought even more photogs to her favorite restaurant.
Oh, yeah, and the terrible trio were dinning outside - in the patio - in plain view of all the photographers.
Of course!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: June 10, 2008 at 9:30 am




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Pink hair just isn't an attractive look on anyone.
recipee for disaster……maybe theyre planning their next threesome..
Who f'in cares!!!!!!!!!! All three of them need to be shipped to an abandoned island with no food and 3 guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAS EVERYONE NOTICED THAT PEREZ NEVER SAYS ANYTHING NASTY ABOUT BRITNEY ANYMORE? KNOW WHY? BECAUSE WARNER BROS (WHOM PEREZ WANTS TO WORK FOR) HAS ORDERED HIM TO STOP, SO BEING THE SUCK UP THAT HE IS, MISS PEREZ STOPPED POSTING NASTY ABOUT BRITNEY. HE IS SUCH A HYPOCRITE.
Attention whores!
which one's desperate and which one's pathetic??
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MAN is probably mad lezlo sat next to lily
ha ha ha
Second!!
or
Thirds by now
when are you all going to realize that the who Lezlo and Ronson deal is for paparazzi to be fooled. they are playing this game so well. And why in the hell would the two of them hang out with Lily Allen.. this is a giant hoax. video killed the radio star but paparazzi built the celebrity.
open your eyes Perez.
oh that pink haired lying i-faked-a-miscarraige-story-to-cover-my-abortion whore should stay the fuck away from Lohan! Lilly Allen is the lowest of ALL low! That fucking bitch.
All I have to say is…..Duh! These bitches are so stupid. Thats all.
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Re: tool – and do you know that for a fact? cos if you don't you shouldn't say stuff like that! n-asty!
Lily Allen needs a new manager and a psychotherapist quick. She could have had a respected career as a singer but chooses to be an air-headed celebrity instead. WTF?
Meh!
im not surprised. birds with the same feather do flock together.
Is Samantha Ronson sporting a strap-beard in that photo shot? What is that dark line on her/his jawline??
Oh for god's sake, can someone tell that hasbeen Leggings are done? Seriously! and Lily Allen is turning into a hag. Wino style.
Oh for god's sake, can someone tell that hasbeen Leggings are done? Seriously! and Lily Allen is turning into a hag. Wino style.
Pink hair. That's so last year (and juevenile). Lily, get a life.
I love Lilly Allen..,
But who the hell dyes their hair pink..
Do you think they brought Lily home for 3some? I wonder what that hot magenta-pink mop looks like munching on Lohan's firecrotch. Now THAT would be a photo op for Perez to have a field day with! (ewww)
"Perez Hilton Bombs at Hot Topic
Perez Hilton may have made it to the top ten of the gossip heap with free publicity from lawsuits, and free appearances on radio and TV shows, but in real life no one cares about him. Last evening Perez held a meet-and-greet at Hot Topic in Hollywood where he was launching his cheap a** clothing line, and NO ONE SHOWED UP!!! HAHAHAH!!!!!!!
A witness who goes by the name Ester said:
"Some freaky lil employee with a handful of wrist bands asked if I wanted to meet Perez Hilton at 6pm! I was like NO, I just ate. NO one wanted wrist bans it was kinda funny."
Besides the embarrassment of having no "real life" fans outside the cyberworld, who launches a clothing line at Hot Topic? That’s trashier than launching a clothing line at Walmart, and yet Perez couldn’t even pull that off. WOW! That’s gotta be a blow to his HUGE ego."
whats with the porky pig nose?
Hey yall, this is Heidi Montag. Has anyone seen my new music video? Spence shot it all by himself while I was driving his AMD Mercedes! We are so stylin (don't you wish you could be cool like us?) Anyway, check out the new video if you haven't already. We even have this cool effect where we shoot in black and white at one part!!!! Isn't Spence just the cleverest?! It is so off the hizzain. Spence is SUCH a bahler!!!! Even more so than Jason Wahler! OMG I am so funny (just kidding, Spencer told me to write that so I have to give credit to him on that). Anyway check out my video, yall.. I know it's going to be #1 because I have huge fake balloon titties - Please keep up the good press, Perez! I need to stay in the spotlight for another 3 minutes!
xoxoxoxo,
The Heidster
:-P
which one is desperate and which one is pathetic???
And pink hair is soooo 2000.
Didn't Lily slag Lindsay off a while back? Then again, she's bitched about most people…
remember when britney started drinking all the time, went crazy and started wearing a pink wig????
Hmmmmm is lily allen trying to follow the trend or something?!
Wow!!! She reminds me of you except your breasts are bigger! Why haven't you commented on the fact that you and Pete Doherty got together in London. Your public needs to know these things.
Ooo…I like this combo…Lily and Lindsay. Shit could be going down. Lily could take Lindsay, though, easily.
"Lezlo and saMAN" lol
I love lily allen…..loll for perezhilton
Quite funny how you label them "desperate" and "pathetic" when you cant stop posting news and pictures of them?! A gay man obsessed by insulting these gals, how sad?!
Get some therapy.
Re: BROOKL –
I couldn't agree more…seems like the attention span around here is what suits him (whoever) that day….no consistency at all…i.e. Sharon Stones looks 'old and horrible' one day and the next day 'she's BEAUTIFUL!'?????
That being said I'm on here JUST for the pictures!
oh…and since when is Lindsay Lohan being a lesbian or not a crime?
She's still a talented actress PERIOD.
Lily Allen look like a cow in that dress.
Could they be any more attention whores than they already are?
i wish lilo was just straight again
i used to love her
i love lezlo and saMAN
I've never seen so many UN-talented people in the same photograph before…
Nice job Perez, I actually quite like this blog.
*salute*
hey, "USUCK", shut the fuck up. You're just a jealous nobody. At least Perez Hilton has a clothing line, and it is kickass. He is famous and you're a asshole.
I am soo sick of Lily fat-ass-no- talent Allen and her hypcritical ways. She constantly whines about press intrusion but shes the biggest fame whore ever.
hey perez,
get your facts straight. i was there last night at il sole, at the table next to lilo and pals. they were NOT dining on the patio, they were out there for a brief smoke. they enjoyed a quiet meal inside the restaurant. the paps were insane and almost ran me over trying to get a shot of Cox when I went out to wait for the valet. ridiculous and dangerous.
lily's a pretty girl and all, but why does she always insist on wearing such unflattering dresses. i wish i could give her a makeover!!!!!!! she'd be H-O-T!!!
Aki lo de menos es la foto con Lily Allen….Perez tragate tus palabras, NO HAN CORTADO!!!!, They didn't break up LIAR!!!!
JOINED AT THE PUSS DUO hahaha great line
and Lilly needs to change her hair color ASAP b/c pink hair only looked good on PINK!!!!
Lily's amazing, the new songs on her myspace also amazing, the fact of how ugly you are is amazing!!!
Good Lord, where the hell do you expect them to eat, the CLOSET?
Geez man, I've never really been one to "celebrate" celebrities - personally, I don't give a shit what they do, and often, I'm laughing along with Perez when he pokes fun at them - but seriously, people are allowed to eat at restaurants.
And if "Courtney I used to be a Friend but now I'm just a shitty Botox-lovin' actress" has a problem with other celebs (A or Z-list) eating at the same restaurant, that's HER problem.
Allen asked Lohan if she could lick the pin worms out of her ass. Bulldyke Ronson said that she'd have to service her first. So they went out and bought some chocolate syrup to do some enemas and get the critters all riled up.
Re: Duh – I'm inclined to agree.
why is lindsay wearing lily allen's cardigan? the blue one, that is. in the first picture she's carrying it… then in the second, she's wearing it. but when lindsay is walking out she's wearing a black cardigan. WTF!
Re: USUCK! – stop puting that shit here!!!you suck moron
wow we wow wow
Lily has worked with Samantha's brother Mark. I can't think of three more annoying bitches to be in a restaurant at the same time, I despise these three more than Heidi and Spencer and i fuckin love to despise those two morons.
birds of a feather flock together, three fuckin bitches together. Stay home you could all do with losing some weight.
I wonder which has-been, pathetic, broke ass bitch picked up the tab? Or did they dine and dash!? LOL
What the fuck ever, Mario! If she moved out, what are they doing together, huh? Not are you only a fat flamer, but a liar as well! Prove me wrong!
Re: mav –
Boy, are you stupid. Mario made mention that "LezLo may have moved her things out of saMAN Ronson's house on Sunday, but the two gal pals are still very much together."
Hey, perhaps it's not your fault, maybe you just can't fucking read. Or you're just so stupid you forgot to read the article from the beginning.
I would like to apologise to Americans for the pink haired , whining, drunk, attention seeking, fake, catty fuckin bitch Lily Allen being in your country. I'm sure she has a lot in common with Lilo, they will get on like a house on fire. As for her and Sam yeah they have a lot in common, two fuckin posh birds making out they have come from "da street"
Re: londo – Sorry, your apology has been rejected. Please exterminate the bitch asap and get back to me.
I am sooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking sick of Lily Allen.
Ughh, my eyes my eyes! Too much ugliness in one photo…
Cute. Lily let her borrow her sweater then Ron made sure she left with shims
HOW DARE YOU MAKE JOKES ABOUT GAYS. THIS IS A PRIM EXAMPLE WHY YOU HAVE NO CREDS IN THIS BUSINESS YOU SO DESPERATLY WANT TO BE APPART OF.
Re: avery – "FAMOUS" YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING?
which one's desperate, which one's pathetic?…
Re: =] – hahaha!!
Re: Leah – Or maybe your a dyke! Ah Leah!
i can't believe you perez hilton and your band of retarted zombies. you have no right to blab about lily this way. you don't even know her. okay. fellows like you need to stop posting all this rubbish and just let her be who she is. i do happen to know her personally, and all this insane crap i've seen on this site is just tragic. so be best to yourselves and get a real fucking job.