Getting Them Young
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Elizabitch Hasselbeck's kids have a new bedtime story to look forward to!
John McCain's daughter, Meghan, is working on a children's book all about her daddy that will be released in September.
Just in time for the Republican convention!
"I am truly excited about the opportunity to write a children's book about my father, who is not only a fantastic dad, but also a great American," says daughter McCain.
Cool. Kids will get to see what life was like in the olden days, before most homes had electricity and running water.
Simon & Schuster, the book publisher, said that a portion of its net proceeds would be donated to the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund, which helps wounded veterans and military personnel.
Meghan has no current plans to make a similar contribution, according to Simon & Schuster spokesman Paul Crichton.
What a shame. Why isn't mini McCain donating to a charity? We don't think she needs the money.
Her mama's sitting on top of that huge beer distribution fortune!!!
WHAT A GREAT IDEA!
Her dad is an amazing american…the book would be a greatfor kids, I'd get it for mine.
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FIRST FEROSH! hahaha betch!
mmmm BMW
Meghans goregous! Love her makeup. Cindy Mccain is hot to, perez you should post more on her
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shes really pretty
I love how the only bad thing that liberals/Democrats have to say about John McCain is that he's old.
THAT DIDN'T STOP IKE OR REAGAN!
I'd rather be old than a lying racist any day.
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YOU ARE SO LAME. YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING INTELLIGENT TO KNOCK HIM ON SO YOU TAKE CHEAP SHOTS ON HIS AGE… IF YOU WEREN'T SO BUSY "DESIGNING" UGLY SHIT FOR A LAME ASS STORE, YOU MIGHT KNOW THAT WITH AGE COMES EXPERIENCE. UNLIKE OBAMA, WHO HAS NO EXPERIENCE. GOOD THINKING, CHUBBY.
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Her mom isn't Cindi McCain so nooooooo huge fortune.
I realize that you automatically disdain all Republicans, but why is it necessary to make a tired, sarcastic comment about John McCain's age? In a recent post, you wrote about a MUCH older Paul Newman without lamenting his significantly advanced years. John McCain endured horrific circumstances as a young man — and for that, he deserves some respect.
whats it going to be called? 'my daddy the war profiteer'?
spare me lmao first?
what about his other kids from his other marriage? no one talks about them!
lol this is funny. before most homes had electricity and water. lol. and btw she's fug.
first? fifteenth? w/e i beat jinnette!
He will probably be dead before the book comes out!
The funniest thing about this is Perez's genuine stupidity. He just hasn't caught on yet that the more he pushes for a candidate, they more he pushes his readers in the opposite direction. That's because even though people like reading his site, most of his readers can't stand him and take almost nothing he says seriously. But he's too dumb to catch onto that.
YEAH HER MOM is sitting on a huge fortune but shes not some spoiled Paris Hilton heiress, SHES EDUCATED AT USC! DOUBT YOU COULD DO THAT PEREZ!
Gee what a surprise, Perezito making fun of someone for his age. Seriosuly, even Barack didn't go there! At least she's not out there showing off her goods the way Kerry's daughter did a few years ago. And hey, money going to charity is money not going to her. I think she would have had to sign off on that for it to happen to begin with!!!!! Sheesh….
..and daddy sent all the honarable american boys and girls to their death in 100 years in iraq.
This man was a POW. Show some respect.
4th.
YEAH MCCAIN!
SCREW YOU OBAMAA
STUPID ASS BLACK DUDE.
GO BACK TO AFRICA!
Comforting to know all lame ass Perez can rag on about McCain is McCains age…your pathetic Perez.
Be careful Perez, Mini Mccain confessed to be a fan of this blog a few weeks ago.
BEING TOO OLD IS BETTER THAN BEING TOO YOUNG FOR THE WHITE HOUSE!
She looks like the stereotypical blonde cunt ready to start trouble. But since her daddy is who he is, more people would take notice.
How original of you, Perez! You'll go out of your way for a chance to bash a Republican, won't you? McCain has done more for this country than Obama ever did…he and his wife are true patriots, while Michelle Obama says, "I wasn't proud of this country until my husband ran for office." Are you kidding me? McCain was a P.O.W., and the fact that you have the audacity to sit around insulting his family and his age (how mature, really) is quite frankly, laughable.
You're unbelievable, and I really don't think someone who draws male genitalia on photos and finds it humorous has any place scrutinizing politicians and the government; it's far beyond your mental capacity.
Re: Jessi – I agree w/ "andre" have some respect for McCain, a war hero!
BRODY JENNER HAS A small DICL!!!4REAL
oh-oh she looks like trouble i meen fuuuun !
Re: MiMi – I agree with you Mimi
wow.
i would never read anything to do with him.
all he talks about is the past… his past… never once the future..
it's i did this i did that.. what is he going to DO NOW. nothing same as bush.
forget this guy is even running…. we want change
OBAMA!!!!*
You are a douchebag. He is an American hero who was held captive for years beaten on a daily basis to defend your freedom. Show some respect!!
PEREZ PLEASE READ THIS: Your readers are not stupid and can see right thru your biased, political agenda. If you want to be biased on celeb reporting, fine. But if you really want to wow and impress your readers, start reporting from all angles. Have a post about a great McCain strenght, then one about a great Obama strenght. Then one about a McCain weakness, and Obama weakness. And do this systematically up thru the elections, as long as you continue to blog about politics. And leave celeb opinons out of it, they don't count and we all know it. And make sure the coverage is non-biased and proportionate. Your readers will love you for it, and you will gain a whole lot of respect, because you are rapidly losing it now. A lot of your readers are now supporting McCain since Hillary has dropped out. Get un-biased and with the program if you really want to make an impression and cash in.
"He will probably be dead before the book comes out! " - MiMi - what a trashy, disguisting, insensitive comment. You classless fuck! Have some respect! McCain was a POW!
And yes, Cindy is her mother.
wow. have respect for a war hero.
hmm… because people these days are treating all the soldiers over there going through worse shit than him…yes he was tortured and i do feel bad for him.
however he might have done his time in the past that is all he is about.
he isnt going to do anything for the future. because he is stuck in the past.
obama all the way.
His daughter is PHUKEN HAWWWT !!!
Oprah needs 2 put it on her book club!
Oh sorry Oprah won't let that happen she thinks she is God and refused 2 have Hillary on her show!
(Michelle Obama shoud read it 2 her kids 2 teach them 2 love America!)
shes donating some of it. last time i checked, you weren't donating your hard earned money, neither does she. its only because your a liberal p. you should keep your opinions and biased out of posts.
Jealous much Perez. You're parents floated to the shores of Miami on an inner tube.
Meghans hot, but i think her mom cindys hotter!
but if chelsea clinton wrote a book about daddy it would be genius and worth every penny.
and note a portion of the proceeds goes to the fallen heroes fund…in essence that is her money going to it so why make an additional donation on top of it….just because you haven't heard about it doesn't mean she hasn't done it. You really are disgustingly biased.
cindy mccain is yummy
Re: PEREZ – Well said
he has respect.
he is way too wishy/washy to get my vote.
he says one thing then another.
I really think he is too old to run our country.
he has soooo much money and our country is basically a joke right now so why would he even care to lower gas prices, try and help lower income families when he has never had to go through anything like that — obama has and he is stronger because of it . so what if he didn't serve in the army he has a higher degree than mccain and firm in what he believes.
haha Perez is just jeals of the McCains! Meghans mom cindy went to USC, Perez could NEVER do that!
nice of you to mention the obama children's books that are coming out in time for the democratic convention. is jeremiah wright going to write those??
Meghan McCain is big liberal like you Perez, but she can actually show respect to her father even though they supposedly have different political views.
and to add to my rant…its funny that its not okay for cindy mccain to be wealthy from a family owned business but its okay that celebrities make millions for some shitty movie they made..why because they tend to lean to the left? If it's not okay for her to make her money then its even less okay for celebrities to make that much to barely act.
You can't have it both ways perez.
LOVE MCCAIN AND LIL MCCAIN!!! CANT WAIT TO WATCH JOHN SCHOOL BARACK IN THE TOWN HALL MEETINGS!!
Re: asdaa – go back to africa?
wow… you couldn't sound more ridiculous …
we are all immigrants so get over yourself.
Mccain is a geriatric decrepit impotent old fart with no new ideas, just a continuation of the failed Bush era. He sold all his 'maverick' chips to kiss the ass of the crazy right wing because he wants them in his corner. He has no vision for the future of the country, just another tired old Republicant.
The election won't be very close, Obama will handily beat him.
And yes, age does matter when you are trying to be president. It's a job that requires amazing endurance and stamina, and some old bag like Johnny boy doesn't have it in him.
Hell, even the right wing can't stand him, they aren't behind him for the election at all. They are just hoping they won;t lose too many seats in Congress, which they certainly will.
Can you lay off your bias for two seconds Mario! Give credit where credit is do. Whether or not you like his politics, John McCain is a hero. I'm sure if Barack had a daughter that age and wrote a book about him, you wouldn't be all over her for not donating to a charity.
Re: M Sha – couldn't agree more
Oops, drugs abuse by mom…….
Mom leaves a care-taking daughter Meghan around in difficult age, so vids etc of that period will come through eventually…
You people are arguing that if you go to war, then the press isn't allowed to criticize you anymore? OK, no one can ever say anything bad about Timothy McVeigh, then, he was a "hero," he went to war.
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Get real. Just like Obama has to deal with idiot partisan lapdogs repeating "he's racist, he's Marxist;" just like Clinton had to deal with, "she's shrill, she's fake," McCain's going to be endlessly hammered by, "he's old, he's got alzheimers." I'm an Obama support and I'm over it, too - I know McCain is old, you know McCain is old, let's get on with it. Have a few debates, that'll stop the suggestions of alzheimers. Go to Iraq and get your photo ops on; if Obama flinches when something blows up, McCain wins every possible swing state from the Carolinas to Texas. Or, I know, talk about the issues - McCain's "100 year war" vs. Obama's "We'll start taking out 1-2 brigades per month. Those are big policy differences - bigger than the difference in ages.
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Ugh. Write your propaganda….erm, childrens' book, Meghan, and good luck. But no presidential spinoff product will ever beat Billy Beer. Maybe there could be "Meghan Fortified Wine." Whatever happened to Billy Carter, anyway?
McCain is probably giving her a bunch of money for doing this for him… Since it will look good on his part haha… What a scam
Oh stop with the negativity already. Your site is getting deeeeepressing. Anyway, I don't believe in everything McCain stands for, but Obama? No, it's not his time…well meaning though he may be.
you realize that discriminating against him for his age is just as bad as discriminating against someone for there race, gender OR sexuality???
Reagen was old when he took office, this is true. He was also ill with Alzheimers by the end of his term and his 'mommy' ended up running the country.
Do we want some ex-pill head Cindy McCain calling the shots when Johny Mccain dozes off to sleep in the middle of national security meetings?
She has money? The horror! Oh, but it's ok if you are a republican, isn't it?
John Edwards is rich, and that's BAD. Cindy and John Mccain are rich, but that's ok. The so called 'liberal media' line up to kiss Mccains ass, because they like being invited to one of his 8 homes for BBQ. Gosh, he's just a regular guy just like us, they think, and you bet your ass they will run with that meme this fall.
Teresa Heinz Kerry got slimed endlessly by the right wing in 04 because of her fortune that she didn't earn (same with Cindy) but it's okay and just fine that McCain dumps his first wife sick in a hospital bed for the younger, richer Cindy?
Mccain doesn't have much hope this election. Did you see his tired, boring speech last week? He looked like he was getting an enema and he was putting the crowd of 200 fat wingnuts to sleep.
Contrast to Obama delivery to an arena of 20000 people. And you tell me, who is better prepared to lead the US in this 21st century of massive changes?
Awesome! I hope she includes that part where he left his former wife after she was badly disfigured in an automobile accident to marry a wealthy model who is 18 years younger than him. Oh! And she should also include that part where he cheated on his former wife almost immediately following his return from captivity. Such a model human being all around.
Re: laure –
Uh, idiot, when you are asking people to elect you to be the leader of the free world, age is a HUGE issue.
Do you want someone young with a quick mind, or some old fart who needs to take naps every two hours who cannot remember things very clearly?
Is her mom Cindy or the first wife he LEFT for a teenage Cindy (pre pill-popper) after her disfiguring car accident?
okay HELLO am i the only person who thinks she looks justlike BECKI NEWTON ??
You are an ageist pig, Perez.
McCain '08!!!
Re: PEREZ –
I agree!!! Perez is nothing but a chubby gossip.
Re: M Sha –
Quick mind huh, so you believe there are 57 states in the union as well?
HEY DICKHEAD PEREZ,
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, THE UNITED STATES HAS A MUCH LARGER OLDER POPULATION THAN A COCK GUZZLING POPULATION. YOU SHOULD STOP SENIOR CITIZEN BASHING, UGLIEST GAY GUY ON THE PLANET. THIS IS PRETTY SMART OF MCCAIN!
AND MOST CULTURES ON THE PLANET REVERE THEIR OLDER PEOPLE. YOU ARE SUCH A VAPID PRICK. I AM ACTUALLY COUNTING THE MINUTES UNTIL YOUR IRRELEVANCE. THE LOCAL WASHINGTON DC DJS ALREADY HATE YOU AND HAVE TURNED ON YOU - NO ONE IN WASHINGTON DC READS YOUR DUMB BLOG ANYMORE. YOU ARE A ONE FAG BANDWAGON THAT APPARENTLY CARES ONLY ABOUT UGLY WHEATEN TERRIERS AND GAYFACE - WE ARE ALL WAITING FOR THE NEXT EXCITING THING TO COME ALONG, LIKE DECEIVER.COM. YOU FUCKED UP YOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME BY HATING ON PEOPLE THAT DON'T DESERVE IT IN THE WORST WAYS, AND THEN MAKING THE SITE ALL ABOUT YOU - WHEN YOU ARE PROBABLY THE UGLIEST HOMO THAT EVER WALKED THE PLANET. YOU ARE NOT INTERESTING; YOUR GOSSIP IS. BY CONTINUING YOUR ANTI-HETERO STANCE, YOU'VE ALIENATED MOST OF YOUR AUDIENCE. WE ALL HAVE GAY FRIENDS. WE DON'T NEED IT RAMMED DOWN OUR THROATS. I GIVE YOUR SITE SIX MORE MONTHS AT THE MOST - YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE HATING ON SANDLER'S BABY AND YOUR CONTINUED ANTIPATHY TOWARD POPULAR PERSONALITIES LIKE JENNIFER ANISTON AND JESSICA ALBA.
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME AND TO DC.
AGAIN, JUST AS IN THE FARRAH FAWCETT STORY, IT'S NOT PEREZ'S FUCKING BUSINESS WHAT ANYONE SPENDS THEIR MONEY ON. AND PERHAPS SOME PEOPLE HAVE ENOUGH CLASS TO KEEP THEIR CONTRIBUTIONS TO CHARITY A PRIVATE AFFAIR, UNLIKE PEREZ WHO CONSTANTLY POSTS ABOUT HOW GENEROUS HE BELIEVES HIMSELF TO BE.
ANY ASSHOLE WHO IS SOOO DEMOCRAT OR SOOO REPUBLICAN THAT THEY CANNOT EVEN TAKE A SECOND LOOK AT THE OTHER PARTY IS A NARROW MINDED DOUCHIE. I'M AN INDEPENDENT AND HAVE VOTED BOTH WAYS AND WILL BE VOTING JOHN MCCAIN HANDS DOWN…DON'T SEE HOW IT MAKES SENSE TO HIRE OBAMA WHO IS NOT AT ALL QUALIFIED TO BE THE PRESIDENT, MAYBE HE CAN BE THE WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN SINCE HIS ONLY TALENT OR ACCOMPLISHMENT IS GIVING SPEECHES.
MCCAIN AND HIS WIFE AND KIDS ARE ALL HOT ASS BITCHES, I LOVE THEM! HE HAS 2 SONS IN THE MILITARY, ONE IS SERVING IN THE WAR AND ONE ON THE WAY AND HE DOES NOT USE THEM TO PROMOTE HIS PRESIDENCY, MOST PEOPLE DO NOT EVEN KNOW THIS ABOUT HIM. I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL ABSOLUTELY DO THE RIGHT THING WHEN IT COMES TO IRAQ AND THE FORGOTTEN OTHER WAR, AFGHANISTAN. ANYONE WHO THINKS PULLING OUR SOLDIERS OUT OF IRAQ IMMEDIATELY IS SMART IS A COMPLETE IDIOT…AND OBAMA HAS NOT FELT THE NEED TO EDUCATE HIMSELF OR HONOR OUR SOLDIERS BY VISITING THEM IN IRAQ FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS. ANYONE WHO CAN SIT IN REV. WRIGHT'S CHURCH FOR 20 YEARS AND NOT KNOW WHAT A FRUITCAKE THE GUY IS MUST BE BRAIN DEAD.
damn he looks OLD
Is the children's book going to deal with tough issues, like "What happens when Daddy is a POW and tries to kill himself twice?" or even "How Daddy ditched Mommy for Cindy, the Busch heiress"?
PEREZ, WHAT IS WITH YOU CALLING HIM OLD? STOP PICKING ON HIM BECAUSE OF HIS AGE.
SHOULD WE MAKE FUN OF U AND CALL U NAMES? I THINK NOT PEREZ!
EVER SINCE U TURNED YOUR BACK ON HILLARY YOU HAVE BECOME SUCH A BITCH, SO SAD!
Chicagoan's know that Obama is hot garbage
www.chicagoagainstobama.com
maybe that cause its her MOM's money and not hers you stupid jerk.
Simon & Schuster, I'm ashamed of you, but if it wasn't you, I'd be saying the same thing to any other publishing company printing this. And John McCain is not a hero, he's a money-grubbing, dried up old white man who needs to get an open mind.
Mario, Why don't you donate your $$$$ to a charity benefiting stuggling gay teens since you also rake in the money by taking advantage and outing closeted celebrities to garner a profit for yourself.
Meghan is a WHoRE look at how she stares at her daddy's cock in this picture. She loves to suck him while her sister, the adopted one takes a. Shit in his mouth. Then he kisses Cindy who plays with her gaping twat while chewing on pills and she swallows a mouthful of shit. Those McCains are such a sweet family. McCain also likes watching Meghan take is up the ass by her older brothers. He likes to slurp his sons cum out of her banged up gaping holes with a straw. Yum yum! Xoxoxoxo Happy Wednesday.
Carlie Gurl from N Long Beach. Hi Perez! I made it through your censor software again!
the joke about john mccain being old is getting…..well old. just calling someone old really isn't funny
oh whatever perez, you're just against republicans cause they dont want you fags to get married!! You bash a war hero, but you dont care about that you're more concerned that jessica Alba said she's not latina. You are a idiot, and have no god or morals, which for a cuban.. which i am is a disgrace. But since you're gay you have to stick with the queer lovers dont you.. thats ok i feel bad you are such a disturbed mess. Go John MCcain!! There is NO DRAFT these men and woman are proud to be there!!!!
Re: Carly – you are just as sick and perverted as the party you are voting for.. Pig!
Perez is just mad cause he wants to wear her clothes and makeup.. homo
LOOK WHAT YOU DO FOR MONEY AT LEAST SHE'S DOING ACTUAL WORK GO MCCAIN
I FUCKING HATE THAT I SHARE A NAME WITH THIS RED WINGER BITCH!
Re: nasty – oh go fuck yourself bitch. wait, republicans dont believe in pleasure, thats why they are always trying to fuck the little people over!
This is going to come back to bite you in your fat ass…she's actually a fan of your blog (or was).
What a brilliant move!!
McCain '08!!!!
I Love the, She looks like the Sterotypical Blonde cunt comment below, (Nice mouth), The only thing that is sterotypical is YOU with comments like that!
Id lay 8-1 odds you but ass ugly! never do nothing, No go getter couch slob! Or Just ugly. But Ugly for sure, Even if it only on the inside. Douche bag!
How come there are never any comments about all the fabulously wealthy left wing, communist liberals sitting on all of their fortunes and not donating to charity? Or better yet, starting an insurance fund for all of the uninsured instead of taking my money to pay for them?
BTW, have any of the libs on this site noticed how intolerant, hateful, narrow minded and bigoted they are? Nah.
RON PAUL ALL THE WAY
at least he's not planning a century long war and actually has respect for(and from) our military
You know Perez, it really pisses me off that just because a person is a republican people like you automatically criticize them. The man was a POW and served his country, and even though you might not agree with him on most (or all) things, you can at least respect him. All you democrats/liberals/homosexuals whatever, you all want respect but in the same right, you can't give it in return. Funny huh?
You are so annoying and biased I'd like to see you pst more stories about Oabama's lies and lack of experience, where were you when the contreversy came out about his preacher, just decided not to post about it.
VOTE MCCAIN
VOTE MCCAIN
VOTE MCCAIN
love love love Elizabeth Hasselbeck. She is so smart, so bright and so very informed. Usually the other hosts of the View get their facts wrong but Elizabeth is usually correct with her facts. Love her.
Mccain is old and looks bad. He is creepy looking. Vote independent. Mccain is a loser. A bag of wrinkles soon to be dealing with memory loss. he cant lead our country.