Getting Them Young
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Elizabitch Hasselbeck's kids have a new bedtime story to look forward to!
John McCain's daughter, Meghan, is working on a children's book all about her daddy that will be released in September.
Just in time for the Republican convention!
"I am truly excited about the opportunity to write a children's book about my father, who is not only a fantastic dad, but also a great American," says daughter McCain.
Cool. Kids will get to see what life was like in the olden days, before most homes had electricity and running water.
Simon & Schuster, the book publisher, said that a portion of its net proceeds would be donated to the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund, which helps wounded veterans and military personnel.
Meghan has no current plans to make a similar contribution, according to Simon & Schuster spokesman Paul Crichton.
What a shame. Why isn't mini McCain donating to a charity? We don't think she needs the money.
Her mama's sitting on top of that huge beer distribution fortune!!!
WHAT A GREAT IDEA!
Her dad is an amazing american…the book would be a greatfor kids, I'd get it for mine.
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FIRST FEROSH! hahaha betch!
mmmm BMW
Meghans goregous! Love her makeup. Cindy Mccain is hot to, perez you should post more on her
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shes really pretty
I love how the only bad thing that liberals/Democrats have to say about John McCain is that he's old.
THAT DIDN'T STOP IKE OR REAGAN!
I'd rather be old than a lying racist any day.
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YOU ARE SO LAME. YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING INTELLIGENT TO KNOCK HIM ON SO YOU TAKE CHEAP SHOTS ON HIS AGE… IF YOU WEREN'T SO BUSY "DESIGNING" UGLY SHIT FOR A LAME ASS STORE, YOU MIGHT KNOW THAT WITH AGE COMES EXPERIENCE. UNLIKE OBAMA, WHO HAS NO EXPERIENCE. GOOD THINKING, CHUBBY.
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Her mom isn't Cindi McCain so nooooooo huge fortune.
I realize that you automatically disdain all Republicans, but why is it necessary to make a tired, sarcastic comment about John McCain's age? In a recent post, you wrote about a MUCH older Paul Newman without lamenting his significantly advanced years. John McCain endured horrific circumstances as a young man — and for that, he deserves some respect.
whats it going to be called? 'my daddy the war profiteer'?
spare me lmao first?
what about his other kids from his other marriage? no one talks about them!
lol this is funny. before most homes had electricity and water. lol. and btw she's fug.
first? fifteenth? w/e i beat jinnette!
He will probably be dead before the book comes out!
The funniest thing about this is Perez's genuine stupidity. He just hasn't caught on yet that the more he pushes for a candidate, they more he pushes his readers in the opposite direction. That's because even though people like reading his site, most of his readers can't stand him and take almost nothing he says seriously. But he's too dumb to catch onto that.
YEAH HER MOM is sitting on a huge fortune but shes not some spoiled Paris Hilton heiress, SHES EDUCATED AT USC! DOUBT YOU COULD DO THAT PEREZ!
Gee what a surprise, Perezito making fun of someone for his age. Seriosuly, even Barack didn't go there! At least she's not out there showing off her goods the way Kerry's daughter did a few years ago. And hey, money going to charity is money not going to her. I think she would have had to sign off on that for it to happen to begin with!!!!! Sheesh….
..and daddy sent all the honarable american boys and girls to their death in 100 years in iraq.
This man was a POW. Show some respect.
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YEAH MCCAIN!
SCREW YOU OBAMAA
STUPID ASS BLACK DUDE.
GO BACK TO AFRICA!
Comforting to know all lame ass Perez can rag on about McCain is McCains age…your pathetic Perez.
Be careful Perez, Mini Mccain confessed to be a fan of this blog a few weeks ago.
BEING TOO OLD IS BETTER THAN BEING TOO YOUNG FOR THE WHITE HOUSE!
She looks like the stereotypical blonde cunt ready to start trouble. But since her daddy is who he is, more people would take notice.
How original of you, Perez! You'll go out of your way for a chance to bash a Republican, won't you? McCain has done more for this country than Obama ever did…he and his wife are true patriots, while Michelle Obama says, "I wasn't proud of this country until my husband ran for office." Are you kidding me? McCain was a P.O.W., and the fact that you have the audacity to sit around insulting his family and his age (how mature, really) is quite frankly, laughable.
You're unbelievable, and I really don't think someone who draws male genitalia on photos and finds it humorous has any place scrutinizing politicians and the government; it's far beyond your mental capacity.
Re: Jessi – I agree w/ "andre" have some respect for McCain, a war hero!
BRODY JENNER HAS A small DICL!!!4REAL
oh-oh she looks like trouble i meen fuuuun !
Re: MiMi – I agree with you Mimi
wow.
i would never read anything to do with him.
all he talks about is the past… his past… never once the future..
it's i did this i did that.. what is he going to DO NOW. nothing same as bush.
forget this guy is even running…. we want change
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You are a douchebag. He is an American hero who was held captive for years beaten on a daily basis to defend your freedom. Show some respect!!
PEREZ PLEASE READ THIS: Your readers are not stupid and can see right thru your biased, political agenda. If you want to be biased on celeb reporting, fine. But if you really want to wow and impress your readers, start reporting from all angles. Have a post about a great McCain strenght, then one about a great Obama strenght. Then one about a McCain weakness, and Obama weakness. And do this systematically up thru the elections, as long as you continue to blog about politics. And leave celeb opinons out of it, they don't count and we all know it. And make sure the coverage is non-biased and proportionate. Your readers will love you for it, and you will gain a whole lot of respect, because you are rapidly losing it now. A lot of your readers are now supporting McCain since Hillary has dropped out. Get un-biased and with the program if you really want to make an impression and cash in.
"He will probably be dead before the book comes out! " - MiMi - what a trashy, disguisting, insensitive comment. You classless fuck! Have some respect! McCain was a POW!
And yes, Cindy is her mother.
wow. have respect for a war hero.
hmm… because people these days are treating all the soldiers over there going through worse shit than him…yes he was tortured and i do feel bad for him.
however he might have done his time in the past that is all he is about.
he isnt going to do anything for the future. because he is stuck in the past.
obama all the way.
For more incitefull than even Perez can offer check out the Blog "The Truth According To Tom" on spaces Live.
Go John
His daughter is PHUKEN HAWWWT !!!
Oprah needs 2 put it on her book club!
Oh sorry Oprah won't let that happen she thinks she is God and refused 2 have Hillary on her show!
(Michelle Obama shoud read it 2 her kids 2 teach them 2 love America!)
shes donating some of it. last time i checked, you weren't donating your hard earned money, neither does she. its only because your a liberal p. you should keep your opinions and biased out of posts.
Jealous much Perez. You're parents floated to the shores of Miami on an inner tube.
Meghans hot, but i think her mom cindys hotter!
but if chelsea clinton wrote a book about daddy it would be genius and worth every penny.
and note a portion of the proceeds goes to the fallen heroes fund…in essence that is her money going to it so why make an additional donation on top of it….just because you haven't heard about it doesn't mean she hasn't done it. You really are disgustingly biased.
cindy mccain is yummy
Re: PEREZ – Well said
he has respect.
he is way too wishy/washy to get my vote.
he says one thing then another.
I really think he is too old to run our country.
he has soooo much money and our country is basically a joke right now so why would he even care to lower gas prices, try and help lower income families when he has never had to go through anything like that — obama has and he is stronger because of it . so what if he didn't serve in the army he has a higher degree than mccain and firm in what he believes.
haha Perez is just jeals of the McCains! Meghans mom cindy went to USC, Perez could NEVER do that!
nice of you to mention the obama children's books that are coming out in time for the democratic convention. is jeremiah wright going to write those??
Meghan McCain is big liberal like you Perez, but she can actually show respect to her father even though they supposedly have different political views.
and to add to my rant…its funny that its not okay for cindy mccain to be wealthy from a family owned business but its okay that celebrities make millions for some shitty movie they made..why because they tend to lean to the left? If it's not okay for her to make her money then its even less okay for celebrities to make that much to barely act.
You can't have it both ways perez.
LOVE MCCAIN AND LIL MCCAIN!!! CANT WAIT TO WATCH JOHN SCHOOL BARACK IN THE TOWN HALL MEETINGS!!
Re: asdaa – go back to africa?
wow… you couldn't sound more ridiculous …
we are all immigrants so get over yourself.
Mccain is a geriatric decrepit impotent old fart with no new ideas, just a continuation of the failed Bush era. He sold all his 'maverick' chips to kiss the ass of the crazy right wing because he wants them in his corner. He has no vision for the future of the country, just another tired old Republicant.
The election won't be very close, Obama will handily beat him.
And yes, age does matter when you are trying to be president. It's a job that requires amazing endurance and stamina, and some old bag like Johnny boy doesn't have it in him.
Hell, even the right wing can't stand him, they aren't behind him for the election at all. They are just hoping they won;t lose too many seats in Congress, which they certainly will.
Can you lay off your bias for two seconds Mario! Give credit where credit is do. Whether or not you like his politics, John McCain is a hero. I'm sure if Barack had a daughter that age and wrote a book about him, you wouldn't be all over her for not donating to a charity.
Re: M Sha – couldn't agree more
Oops, drugs abuse by mom…….
Mom leaves a care-taking daughter Meghan around in difficult age, so vids etc of that period will come through eventually…
You people are arguing that if you go to war, then the press isn't allowed to criticize you anymore? OK, no one can ever say anything bad about Timothy McVeigh, then, he was a "hero," he went to war.
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Get real. Just like Obama has to deal with idiot partisan lapdogs repeating "he's racist, he's Marxist;" just like Clinton had to deal with, "she's shrill, she's fake," McCain's going to be endlessly hammered by, "he's old, he's got alzheimers." I'm an Obama support and I'm over it, too - I know McCain is old, you know McCain is old, let's get on with it. Have a few debates, that'll stop the suggestions of alzheimers. Go to Iraq and get your photo ops on; if Obama flinches when something blows up, McCain wins every possible swing state from the Carolinas to Texas. Or, I know, talk about the issues - McCain's "100 year war" vs. Obama's "We'll start taking out 1-2 brigades per month. Those are big policy differences - bigger than the difference in ages.
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Ugh. Write your propaganda….erm, childrens' book, Meghan, and good luck. But no presidential spinoff product will ever beat Billy Beer. Maybe there could be "Meghan Fortified Wine." Whatever happened to Billy Carter, anyway?
McCain is probably giving her a bunch of money for doing this for him… Since it will look good on his part haha… What a scam
Oh stop with the negativity already. Your site is getting deeeeepressing. Anyway, I don't believe in everything McCain stands for, but Obama? No, it's not his time…well meaning though he may be.
you realize that discriminating against him for his age is just as bad as discriminating against someone for there race, gender OR sexuality???
Reagen was old when he took office, this is true. He was also ill with Alzheimers by the end of his term and his 'mommy' ended up running the country.
Do we want some ex-pill head Cindy McCain calling the shots when Johny Mccain dozes off to sleep in the middle of national security meetings?
She has money? The horror! Oh, but it's ok if you are a republican, isn't it?
John Edwards is rich, and that's BAD. Cindy and John Mccain are rich, but that's ok. The so called 'liberal media' line up to kiss Mccains ass, because they like being invited to one of his 8 homes for BBQ. Gosh, he's just a regular guy just like us, they think, and you bet your ass they will run with that meme this fall.
Teresa Heinz Kerry got slimed endlessly by the right wing in 04 because of her fortune that she didn't earn (same with Cindy) but it's okay and just fine that McCain dumps his first wife sick in a hospital bed for the younger, richer Cindy?
Mccain doesn't have much hope this election. Did you see his tired, boring speech last week? He looked like he was getting an enema and he was putting the crowd of 200 fat wingnuts to sleep.
Contrast to Obama delivery to an arena of 20000 people. And you tell me, who is better prepared to lead the US in this 21st century of massive changes?
Awesome! I hope she includes that part where he left his former wife after she was badly disfigured in an automobile accident to marry a wealthy model who is 18 years younger than him. Oh! And she should also include that part where he cheated on his former wife almost immediately following his return from captivity. Such a model human being all around.
Re: laure –
Uh, idiot, when you are asking people to elect you to be the leader of the free world, age is a HUGE issue.
Do you want someone young with a quick mind, or some old fart who needs to take naps every two hours who cannot remember things very clearly?
Is her mom Cindy or the first wife he LEFT for a teenage Cindy (pre pill-popper) after her disfiguring car accident?
okay HELLO am i the only person who thinks she looks justlike BECKI NEWTON ??
You are an ageist pig, Perez.
McCain '08!!!
Re: PEREZ –
I agree!!! Perez is nothing but a chubby gossip