What Happens When A Baller Loses His Balls?

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As we mentioned over a month ago, record producer Scott Storch is having some serious money problems.

It looks like the repo guys are after Scotty. And one of the main problems with Storch? He's behind on property taxes on his mansion. By a lot.

Storch, who owns a $10.5 million home in Miami Beach, owes over half a million dollars in property taxes!

Oh, and did we mention he's behind on child support as well? Storch was supposed to appear at a recent hearing for the child support case of his 2 year old son Jalen.

Well, he didn't go!!!

Shady. Shady.

And, since Storch was a no-show at the hearing, the judge has issued a pick-up order, which will allow cops to arrest him until he can be brought to court.

And how much does he owe for his 2 year old? He's about $30,000 behind for four months.

What a twat!

Instead of wasting all that money on bling and yachts (soon to be repossessed), Storch should have been making his child support and mortgage payments!

Oh, and Storch also owes $16,000 toward the child's Florida Prepaid College Plan!

But the child support drama doesn't end there!

Another woman, Vanessa Bellido, claims that Storch is the biological father of her 16 year-old son.

Storch did acknowledge the paternity and voluntarily sent money, until January of this year. And now, according to Vanessa, she and her son are struggling. They were evicted from their home and forced to move in with her parents.

According to her emergency petition for child support, it states that "While [Storch] drives around in his Ferrari and Cadillac, [Vanessa's son] is sleeping on a couch in the same room with his mother. The situation is dire.”

And just like what happened with Lil Kim, Vanessa's son's car, which was a gift from Storch, has been repossessed.

She also claims Scotty owes $5,000 for his school tuition.

As for Storch, his lawyer, Guy Spiegelman, says Storch is refinancing his home and trying to fix his current financial situation. Spiegelman adds that Storch "intends to honor all of his obligations. He was a victim of mismanagement of his business enterprises, resulting in his current predicament.

Time to get a better accountant!

Oh, and next time you sleep around, use a condom!

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    Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 12:45 pm / Email this  »

    85 comments to “What Happens When A Baller Loses His Balls?”

    1. beth says – reply to this


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      hahahaha

    2. groov says – reply to this


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      u may have produced "run it"–but that does not equal running away from your problems scotty

      tut tut

    3. anti- says – reply to this


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      when will people learn that these Rap producers are a Dime-A-Dozen can't just learn acid and call yourself a producer

    4. Kelly says – reply to this


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      *** Live within your means Jackass !!!! ******

    5. juicy says – reply to this


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      how can people like this mismanage their money so badly??

    6. LOL! says – reply to this


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      HA HA KARMA IS A BITCH! I hate people who get money and change like this ass that's why it's funny when they get into MONEY TROUBLES - TRY BEING HUMBLE ASSHOLE! Take care of your damn children!

    7. clair says – reply to this


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      first/ I thought he had a thing with Brooke Hogan once, or was that just me?

    8. CVD says – reply to this


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      Ew. He is so, so, so gross looking.
      Yet another example of someone who has nothing going for him in the "attractiveness" department, it's just money- oh but whoops!
      Not what?

    9. GENA says – reply to this


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      WHAT A DOUCHE

    10. afdsa says – reply to this


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      xenbet.com

    11. katie says – reply to this


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      "Oh, and next time you sleep around, use a condom!" HAHAHA amen to that perez!!

    12. ASDF says – reply to this


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      XENBET BETTING EXCHANGE IS THE WAY FORWARED

    13. JACD says – reply to this


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      SCOTT STORCH BLOWS,SLEEPS WITH HO'S AND HIS MONEY WENT UP HIS NOSE!!!!

    14. Lulu says – reply to this


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      This guy is such a geek.
      I remember watching someting on youtube about him ages ago….there he was….this stupid lil geek dressed up in the designer shades, the rolex, the bling in his finger and round his neck….i never seen anyone look so outta place.
      Who the fu** wheres shades in a darkened studio anyway.
      The guys beats are soooooooooooo wack aswell.
      Anyway good luck to him.

    15. cambe says – reply to this


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      I'm curious, the mother of his 16 year old son had to leave her house and move in with her parents!? WEll her son has been in school since Kindergarten, why didn't she get a job? Because, she thought she'd gotten the golden ticket and could just live off of child support. If this woman had worked AT ALL she should have been able to afford rent.

    16. HAM says – reply to this


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      cokehead

    17. Leila says – reply to this


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      Sorry but $30,000 for 4 months of child support for a 2 year old is ridiculous.If the bitch did'nt mis manage her own money and did live with in her own means that money would go very far for us normal people.The mans a dick obviously,but his babies mamas knew thew were getting a check for the next 18yrs if they only got pregnant.The only ones who are innocent are the poor children that have shitty parents

    18. Andre says – reply to this


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      man i always thought this guy was a douche…..this just proves it

    19. Carin says – reply to this


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      These guys are such IDIOTS! They go around slinging their D…..s at every hoochie momma out there. Most of these girls want to have a baby with them to get child support and live sweet for life….use CONDOMS for more reason than one….IDIOTS!

    20. Telly says – reply to this


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      OH PEREZ IF EVERYONE COULD JUST BE PERFECT LIKE YOU THE WORLD WOULD BE SAVED. FUUUUUUCKK OFFFFFF

    21. muffi says – reply to this


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      he has a 16 yr old son? Dude looks like a teenager himself!

    22. annac says – reply to this


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      Who? That haircut is not doing his balding any good.

    23. gold says – reply to this


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      Re: Leila – amen, girl!!!!!!!!!!!!

    24. hoes says – reply to this


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      Re: Leila – amen, girl!

    25. muffi says – reply to this


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      Re: Leila

      I agree!

    26. Dr. M says – reply to this


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      16 year old son!? How old is this tool?? He looks about 12. Shite!

    27. Chris says – reply to this


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      Not that this guys isn't a huge douche but what F'n kid needs $30,000 in 4 months for support? I think we were all kids and all managed to make it on less than $30,000 gr every few months. What a crock.

    28. Wordz says – reply to this


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      Is this dude Canadian? I read somewhere that he was. I hope not. He's a loser!

    29. YASMI says – reply to this


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      YUCK LOOKS LIKE A GREASY LIL GREASE BALL!!!!



    30. 30

      "According to her emergency petition for child support, it states that "While [Storch] drives around in his Ferrari and Cadillac, [Vanessa's son] is sleeping on a couch in the same room with his mother. The situation is dire.”

      Does she have a job? Besides the child support she was getting is she also working to support her child? Those are the facts I want to know. There is no excuse for him being late on child support BUT at the same time if this woman actually had a career or something going for her she wouldnt be limited to sleeping on her mothers couch. Something tells me this woman is a lazy unemployed cunt who relies on child support checks to support herself.

    31. retar says – reply to this


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      what the hell kinda of a fucking jew is this guy?i've never seen a jew with money problems or even heard of a jew loosing his money like this one!!! money can get the idiot out of poverty but it can't get the …….. out of him. hahah

    32. Erika says – reply to this


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      and what does Scott Storch do again other than look like a douche bag?



    33. 33

      Tell Vanessa to get a job rather then sitting around waiting for hand outs

    34. sdg says – reply to this


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      This guy was always just plain creepy. On tv he talks too slow and creepy…like a serial killer. Just make some beats and pay your billz, man.



    35. 35

      vanessa should probably get a job rather then rely on his "no longer there" money

    36. cupid says – reply to this


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      How old is he? He doesn't look old enough to have a 16 yo son

    37. aryen says – reply to this


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      Christina Aguilera was right about him, he is a douche

    38. mal says – reply to this


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      that's so bullshit. the situation is "dire". does that lady not have a fucking job? i mean, support your kids an all, but wtf??? she was obviously only relying on his checks if she had to move out of her house. dumb fucking beyotch. i agree with 15 & 17….poor kids who are born to this asshile parents. pisses me off.

    39. Rich says – reply to this


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      Re: retar
      Say another JEW comment….if this guy were BLACK you wouldn't say "what kind of a stupid n—– wastes all his money…".

      Jealousy of the jews is a bitch, asshole!

    40. Miami says – reply to this


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      PS: I work and live on Miami Beach and see this rich PIECE OF SHIT driving around all the time in NICE cars. Just the other day I saw him driving on Washington Ave on SoBe in a Rolls Royce convertible…. brand new!

      I hope EVERYTHING gets repoED

    41. Lysse says – reply to this


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      This is the creepy dude who gave Brooke Hogan a record deal. He's an a$$. He spent more than he was worth. Not taking care of your children is horrible. He should sell all his assets and give the money to his children.

    42. anony says – reply to this


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      Isn't he hanging out with your girlfriend Scary Spice producing her album or something? She must have met him through her shady husband with the fake name and grifter past? He wasn't paying his child support either along with a decent size wrap sheet. He must of made up the Janet Jackson tour myth because you're girl who tried to embezzle from Eddie M who she just happened to get pregnant on the first date because it was true love wouldn't do anything bad like that?
      Oh, but you kiss butt to the spice girls I forgot. Or is that over now that they aren't touring any longer? Anyway, sounds like a good match those three.

    43. sweet says – reply to this


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      Perez, normally I can't stand your bullshit. BUT, I have to say, I'm totally in agreement with you on this one. I think of this story more as a Public Service Announcement for responsibility. Not just for Scott Storch, but for everyone.

      Pay your fucking bills, people; be responsible for your children; and if that fails, wear a fucking condom.

    44. mair says – reply to this


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      This is what happens when low life, uneducated people become famous

    45. kt says – reply to this


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      i don't know where you're getting your information but there is NO WAY he is $16K behind on florida pre-paid.

      4 years at a state school here will NOT cost you that. those numbers are off.

      sorry perez!

    46. darne says – reply to this


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      I love it when these douche bags blow all their money on dumb, useless, hey look at me shit and go broke in the process. Dumb fucker.

    47. Mimi says – reply to this


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      When we were in Miami a couple of months ago, we met his former bodyguard who was not working for him anymore because Mr. big shot was out of money to pay him.

    48. Sweet says – reply to this


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      Re: peoplesuck – Hey, to all you douchebags complaining about the mothers: CHILD SUPPORT IS NOT A HANDOUT, BITCHES. It's his fucking moral and legal obligation to support his children - period. Child support is based on income - and if $30,000 is what the court calculated, it is what it is. If he didn't want kids, he should've worn a condom or gotten a vasectomy.

    49. cs says – reply to this


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      Fat Nipple, great title…old school perez forsho>

    50. d says – reply to this


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      All these musicians and athletes who make millions of dollars in a short period of time go and buy big houses and lots of cars don't realize that you will not make millions per year every year for the rest of their lives so learn to budget it.

    51. FReal says – reply to this


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      I can't believe he has a fucking kid that drives! How old is this guy? Whatever is going on doesn't matter because he is still a hot producer and he can make tons of money and get shit straightened out.

    52. Kendr says – reply to this


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      What the fuck is this woman doing with all of the money she's (previously) gotten from child support? I mean seriously, how the fuck do you get kicked out of your house when you're getting money in child support? Is this bitch not working?

    53. katie says – reply to this


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      Is he old enough to possibly have a 16 yo son?

    54. billy says – reply to this


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      THIS MIDGET LOOKS LIKE A BUTCH DYKE!!!

    55. Kris says – reply to this


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      Are you kidding me? $30,000.00 behind is the equivalent of $7500.00 per month. Tuition of $5000.00 that he has to pay as well? And she's claiming to sleep on the couch? Its because the $7500.00 per month would be going to MOTHER and not CHILD like it should. That is a ridiculous amount of money for anyone so excuse me if I don't feel that bad for her. That's more than most families make with both parents working and living together!! It's ridiculous. Too bad she can't be court ordered to spend it on the child… Sleeping on the couch. Probably a Versace couch… This situation is dire? No, a situation is dire when you have 4 children and the other parent is on social security for some stupid "back injury" or something so you get NOTHING. She's so full of shit. I don't agree with owing arrears on support without good reason, but seriously. There's only so much sympathy I have.

    56. 4:20 says – reply to this


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      The million dollar question here is: How the fuck a 16 yr old boy is the father of a 16 yr old boy??

    57. Murph says – reply to this


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      I saw Scott at the Wynn Hotel in Las vegas two weekends ago.

    58. JD says – reply to this


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      Who is this little twerp anyway??

    59. perez says – reply to this


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      $9000 A MONTH!!! That's what I make in a a year…f*ck that shit Give the woman $1000 A MONTH TO SUPPORT the baybee!!!!

    60. call says – reply to this


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      Re: CoDy A – that's exactly right. she made it for 16 years without his help, so NOW the situation is dire?? bullshit.



    61. 61

      he is terrible looking. He looks like he would have bad breath………….and what do you expect from ghetto people…they are like allergic to condoms and work



    62. 62

      Re: Sweet – Bitch please, its obvious your a money grubbing whore who is after some guys money for your kids…….LOL

    63. Tasha says – reply to this


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      Re: CoDy A – You speak the truth.

    64. anon says – reply to this


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      Mismanagement?! And this has nothing to do with overspending? Being cocky and ostentatious? Riiight.

    65. Miami says – reply to this


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      I happen to know for a fact that this waste of a human being is failing to pay for his property because he is all hocked up on drugs! Hardcore!!! He has his own personal drug dealer who is part of his entourage. There's MAD drugs (whip-its, coke) laying around his mansion that he owes all this money on! Don't you ever wonder why he wears those hideous glasses all the damn time?? It's cuz he looks so fucked up! Sweaty, gross, trash, failing to function properly in Mansion like every night.

    66. miss says – reply to this


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      im a mom with a kid and i dont go looking for cash from her dad. if i get cash its a bonus. instead of worrying if ur gonna get ur child support use ur parents for a babysitter and get a jog. geesh

    67. Lanel says – reply to this


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      fucking moron men.

    68. Heath says – reply to this


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      Dude, if this guy doesn't pay his property tax within the state's allowable time limit, the unassociated individual that loaned the city that $500k as a tax lien can then OWN his 10.5 mil house. Not a bad deal… paying $500k and getting a $10.5m house. This guy's an idiot.

    69. Singl says – reply to this


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      Perhaps (like others have also said) the baby momma should get off her ass, get a job and support her child. Single mothers all over the world do it every single day.

    70. J. Dr says – reply to this


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      nice to see he still got money to eat at koi last week when he got other mouths to feed

    71. moron says – reply to this


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      HA HA HA this is what you get for being an asshole. Like Xtina said : FUCK U SCOTT STORCH!



    72. 72

      Scott was told not to open his big douche mouth about many of the secrets in the producer world and he did it anyway. All that material crap that he had was not necessary and he didn't have a strong sense of financial responsibility with his choices. He stopped a lot of good producer from getting work. The next time you do an interview do it with you and a keyboard only. He was never taught that "young money is loud and wrong but true wealth whispers……"

    73. RR says – reply to this


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      Ask Ms Aguilera about him - She wrote a song about him on Back to Basics. Douche.

    74. JLG says – reply to this


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      Money couldn't obviously buy looks. But hey that they could not take from you!

    75. kate says – reply to this


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      Lol i thought he was gay! Well he can ask Paris to help him… they are pretty close or at least used to be pretty close, they used to party at Light almost every other sunday!

    76. omg says – reply to this


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      Hahaha. Loser.

    77. stell says – reply to this


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      Storch is brilliant. Your all just jealous u cant come up with beats like that. He is a good guy and im sure he will come through with his obligations.

    78. stell says – reply to this


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      Storch is brilliant. Your all just jealous u cant come up with beats like that. He is a good guy and im sure he will come through with his obligations.

    79. jenbu says – reply to this


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      mo' money, mo' problemz!

    80. Buffo says – reply to this


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      He i such a fucking dweeb. I mean look at him … who the hell would fuck him? If I ever see this little douche in public I will seriously kick his fucking teeth in! He reminds me of Eric from Entourage….little fucking dork who thinks he's tuff. Good luck in prison … BITCH

    81. robin says – reply to this


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      Um, who the hell is this person and why do I care?

    82. Perez says – reply to this


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      You're all so incredibly jealous - it's so evident in your comments. You wish you had $5k, most of you posting comments here don't even have $500 in your bank accounts, ya you know I'm right too. Stop being jealous haters and devote your life to something and make it, see if you ever make it as big as Scott…

      You don't even know the guy and yet all of you are rambling about how much you hate him, how stupid he is, how this and that. Shut the fuck up and look at your own miserable, low income, poverty stricken lives.

    83. grc says – reply to this


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      How unforgiving.. Go easy kids he's mostly human. Lol. . And anyway, gangsta rap made him do it.. LOL LOL.. This guy goes way back almost 20 years to when this shit all started and all of us busted a mad move or a nut to at least one of his songs. It's hard at the top when folks love you for the wrong reasons. You forget how to love yourself. Or anyone else. Did those chicks love him or just the oppulence? Not all that glitters is gold.

    84. MELIS says – reply to this


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      Re: Andre – NOONE SAID THE BABY THATS OWED 46K IS DOING BAD IT JUST SAYS HES OWED THAT. I ONLY SEE THE 16YR OLDS MOTHER IS THE RETARDED ONE CUZ SHE WAS EVICTED. WHY WAS SHE RENTING A PLACE ANYWAYS? DUMMY CHICK. AND THE OTHER ONES MOM IS FAMOUS AND HAS HER OWN $$ BUT THAT DOESNT EXCUSE THE FACT HE STILL NEEDS TO PAY SUPPORT. TRUST ME NOT ALL WOMEN R DUMMIES

    85. MIKE says – reply to this


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      Re: Kris – HELLO DOEDOE GIRL THERES 2 KIDS. ONLY ONE IS BEHIND 46K THE OTHER ONE DOESNT EVEN SHOW OR CLAIM WHAT SHES BEEN GETTIN AND HER SON IS BEHIND 5K IN HIGH SCHOOL TUITION. READ BACK.