What A Sellout!
Filed under: Madonna
There's a new memoir coming out soon about Madonna's life.
And it's not an autobiography.
Instead, the tell-all memoir is being written by her brother, Christopher Ciccone!!!
He must be hard-up for cash.
Desperate!
The book will be printed by Simon & Schuster and is set to have a first printing of 350,000, though no financial details have been disclosed.
Christopher will be working with Wendy Leigh, who's responsible for writing the biographies of Liza Minnelli, Grace Kelly, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Ciccone has worked with Madonna before, like when he designed and directed her Girlie Show tour back in 1993.
He was also involved in her 1991 documentary, Madonna: Truth or Dare.
Unfortunately for her Madgesty, she has nothing to do with this book.
Her spokesperson, Liz Rosenberg has stated that Madonna and Christopher are no longer close.
She then added, "Madonna has not cooperated with any biography about herself."
Christopher better be nice before Madge disowns him.
That probably is happening right about….NOW.
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
SOMEONE SHIT IN MY OVEN!! CHURN DA BUTTAH
TACO TIT…..TACO TIT
I REALLY CAN'T STAND MADONNA.
TITS ON A BAGEL….FOR RYAN TO EAT WITH BABY FARTS YUM YUM YUM
Precious.
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Who cares?
The biography will start with the word Twat and it will end with the word Twat.
Who gives a fuck about this ugly shell of a woman? Her fans are unstable and she has no soul. Just listen to Hard Candy and hear it for yourself.
Stay there Mandonna.
ugh lame.
PEOPLE ARE SUCH LEECHES
i love perez.
cannot wait to read this.. Madonna gets on my nerves
Already you're nervous for the outcome, Perez? Does she really need u to defend her before the book's even written? We all have a past, don't we?
Sweet
His advance can't be all that much
madonna's a boring ass turbo whore. who cares.
bad brother…
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the only thing she can do is disown him, which I am sure she already has, that is what "we are not close anymore MEANS".
Madonna is the most unoriginal celebrity on the planet. Anyone familiar with the tranny club scene knows that exactly where she copped all her various "incarnations" from. I hope her brother tells it like it is.
What a dick. I will prob read it tho. I feel bad that he sold her out and they are no longer close. I did hear that it's because Guy is a homophobe.
Madge deserves this.
She hasn't done shit for her family. If you were worth Half a billion- wouldn't you take care of your family?
She's a turd. Hopefully Christopher Ciccone will rip her a new twat and a new asshole.
That's the worst getup i've ever seen on a person and she wore that shit to Cannes. Was she going for the Mary Kate Olsen look here?
good for him! long ago madonnas body gaurd that lived in her yellow and red house back in the day when he had to shoot that stalker…(yall remember?), well he had told me one day while i was visiting (mad was out of town in florida with her then trainer/father of lola)& when mario came over to use madonnas gym, that her brothers and sisters use to steal her shit when they would visit. dunno. but i cant blame
oh hell no.. that is just carp…..
madonna and her lawyers are going to eat him up alive… i am sure she has some clause or make up one…lol
why not write a book about all his cocaine filled nights stalking little boys????
who cares…………………snore……………………..she's old.
who gives a crap about this old gap-toothed hag? nice roots by the way.
hse looks like an olsen in that pic
it better be juicy
Hey Perez, don't you think Madonna is a dead ringer for MaryKate Olsen in that picture you posted of her? It's uncanny. As for Chris's bio, all I can say is it should be interesting. I'd read it. It is disturbing that Chris and Madonna are no longer close, since they once were very tight. I believe Chris is gay and was originally outed by Madonna after Truth or Dare came out, which angered him. I hope he does well financially from this sale of this book. I wish him well.
If he's such a "sell out", Perez, I hope you don't print any salacious bits of gossip he writes in his book when it comes out, then!
Well, how bad can it be for her? Madonna has turned shocking into an art form, and so should not be too concerned with anything that will keep her relevant. She's pretty much Teflon by now, I hope. The poor guy probably need the finances. Why? If I had that kind of money, no one in my immediate family would ever go without. If they pulled an unauthorized bio on me, THEN they would be cut off. This is backasswards, and is why it could be happening.
Maybe she knows all about it. Celeb stories haven't been very reliable lately, or slant a story line by ommission.
I hope he will TRASH her as hell!!!
vadge is a bitch so fuck her you go brother.
Ooo…SHADY.
ISN'T THIS THE SAME BROTHER THAT STARTED THE MADONNA LABEL WINE???
He's a bloated old coke head with a huge ego and she's a power tripping fucking bitch of the century.
AS THE CREATOR CRAP CLOTHING i'LL SAY THIS TO YOU…TAKES A SELLOUT TO KNOW A SELL OUT
I hope he brings the dirt! HHHA HAAA HAAAAA
Damn Chris Ciccone is one ugly old fag.
But then again, sister dearest looks pretty shitty here herself.
Christopher is rotting away in L.A.- going broke. His only friend is Bryan Rabin. - which means he has no friends and no money.
Can't blame him for the Book!! Go girl!!!
Re: Lanel – How do you know Steve??
UGLY PERSON. uGLY fAMILY. i SHAT OUT people like that this Morning during My dump. Had to FLUSH 3 x.
Re: Karma –
WOW there are some bitter people on here. Yes Madonna has done many things for her family. If you were Smart or cared you would know this she helped two of her brothers with addiction and Christopher made a shit load of money off her. He was a dancer in her lucky star video. This is horrible…he is tacky
Re: VadgeIsAHag –
from the pic, youre pretty haggy yourself.
My close source said that he gat a million Roses FO that story, She is a big baby and probably even called her daddy to get Christopher to Stop it, so "boo hoo" madge. Take your tears and "justify your life" and do something good, and donate some money to Aids charities or something. Oh and btw Charity Starts at home!
is that madonna? looks like a tranny!! and she has a brother…?? poor guy.. he must cry every night, because shes so famous.. and he's not!!…
Re: neste – Yeah- the cunt probably did call the old man in Michigan to whine about Christopher.
But Madge- If you weren't such an uber cunt- these things wouldn't be happening, now would they? You're just damn lucky anyone even still cares enough to talk about you. Bayotch!
My brother and Chris were really close friends in 2000, and I went to a party with them and Kevin Richardson from the BSB. Anyhow, Christopher was a total coke head back then…along with my brother and kevin. Believe me when I say that Chris is a druggie, who would sell his eyeballs for money. This is very bad for you to do Christopher…..never do that to your family…bitch.
Well that makes at least 2 douchbags in that family. There was a talk show in the 80's that featured siblings of famous people and one of Madonna's brother's was there to perform a rap song. I have never seen anything like this is my life. It was beyond embarrassing.
Did you get one of the Olson (?) tweens pic. by mistake? . Man-donna is sooo unatractive outside of her videos.
that is the most garish, frightening outfit,
Why doesn't she dye her fucking roots or wear a wig?
What an aging tranny whore. And she just shat all over her brother Christopher Ciccone. No wonder he was forced to write a TELL ALL on the cunt.,
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You think your shit don't stink now that you live in London?
Madonna- Stop shitting on your family or they'll shit all over you.
Re: singe – i couldn't agree more! having had many an opportunity to meet christopher, i finally got around to introducing myself . i could have spit out a lemon pit afterwards. he's probably one of the most sour and negative people i've ever met. what a waste!!!
Now it's confirmed: This is one butt-ugly family! Ew!!! and this Madonna woman has been on that parted-in-the-middle, please bleach in my roots hairdo for WAY TOO long. Did she fire her stylist? She looks like an ugly man! God, you'd think she'd look better!
Is that Madonna or Mary Kate Olsen??..She looks like Mary Kate there..
I thought that was Mary Kate Olsen in the photo…hahaha!
Madonna is always full of dramz. I swear she must be impossible to love.
Madonna is a PIG! Fuck her off. I am so sick of hearing about her. The only reason she has been around so long is because her record company buys all her cds and she must have slept with the Hall of Fame people to get in. She is the ugliest Hypocrite i have ever seen (Malawi is so poor lets help them and i will then charge $300 for concert tickets lol) What a joke she has become. PIG IS MADONNA .
Madonna looks like she walked straight out of the Addams Family in that pic.
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Oh who gives a flying leap.
The woman canNOT sing.
She's nothing but a money hungry crotch flashing opportunist.
Marketing herself is her one true skill. Unless you include working out so much you no longer resemble a human being, but some muscled up sack of veins.
Yucky.
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Nobody cares about Madonna. Hardly any posts about this over-rated cow.
Madge- what is with trying to pull off the olsen girls look?
Wow I thought that picture of Madonna was one of the Olsen twins at first. Same expression, stance and type of outfit
OMFG,
Did you know that as artworks, he has been picturing asses from male friends… This is what I'd love to buy from Christopher and NOT another BIO of the mother of all fags, the 1st lady of pop, my MOM
I can't believe that this "Brother" of M's, who "appeared" to be so supportive & close 2 her in the past has turned out to be such a skanky, fat f'n TRAITOR!!!! Perhaps , Mr.Chris (u bad "man" ) ought to have OUTED himself in the first place instead of waiting to ultimately "OUT" his own sister (ie, in the form of a Biog' etc). I am totally GOB-SMACKED !!!!!! Mr.Chris, you are a total f'n Asshole to treat your own flesh & blood-your sister DAMNIT -in such a TRULY EXPLOITATIVE manner. All the shittiest Karma to you "bros." You nasty motha' Fucka"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What did your sis' ever do to u that forced you into the mode of Be-Trayal…UN-FUCKING BELIEAVABLE $ LOW-LEVEL>BAD MEDICINE YOU! I am shaking my head @ your lack of fidelity towards your sister & your poor, pitiful misguided judgement!!!!!! 'Just noting the previous comments…Ya' bunch of embittered souls… Madonna has always given,created & expressed boundless energy & thought (not restricting herself by medium).So, if you have nothing but shit to say about this woman then you never liked or appreciated her work in the first place… So … Go Fuck Yourselves!!!
Why doesn't that bitch Madonna take care of her OWN family ??? You are right - her brother is probably hard up
for cash and writing a book about his sister is the only
way he can get it.
These selfish celebrities make me sick. Madonna's mother who died when Madonna was so young must be rolling in her
grave about what a selfish slutty bitch her daughter turned
out to be. Madonna can rot in hell.
bastard wants to get paid!
Re: maria –
pffffff you're such an idiot!
Um…I don't think he's that hard up for cash. He owns, like, three restaurants in Detroit, and one in NYC…no offence, but you may want to check your facts…please don't spoil it for me by starting to write stuff about speculation and not fact, Perez. You're awesome!!
I hope it gets released. I would love to hear the real story on the maniacal cunt.
Music sucks today, and it all began with Madonna's shit music in the 80s. I curse that bitch every time i try to find quality music and cannot.
Madonna is an attention whore, so no matter what he says, she'll benefit from the publicity.
I'd will SO buy this book !
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I'd love to know if my opinion of her and her ceaseless self-promition is on point or not.
Let's all remember - she never did show up in Court to adopt David — never had the time — that baby is for publicity and that's the end of it.
Just curious - Perez, why are you posting split-screen of Madge and hubby, as if they were out together???
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Its kind of misleading.
Re: River – Um, pardon me, but are you black by any chance?
Why don't you learn some proper grammar before you rant in here?
They're both fairly ugly looking adults.
He's a balding, bloated old fag, she an over-excerized, anorexic- faked cheekboned- aging old hag.
Looking good in later years doesn't appear to be a Ciccone family trait.
Maybe Perez could run photos of all the Ciconne sibs so we can evaluate further?
Re: GRAMM – You are clearly a DISS-GUSTING Racist Pig! I gather that you have never taken any English courses in your life & therefore do not comprehend the use of Ellipses or Quotation Mark useage etc. Oh… & because you appear to be so lacking in knowledge imagination it seems that courses in Creative Writing/Composition & Prose/ Drama & Poetry have eluded you (RE:EDUCATION). Your commas are misplaced in your sentence you IDIOT! Only when you have been educated in the FUNDAMENTALS of LANGUAGE can you deviate from such"norms." I guess u really need to have things DUMB-DOWNED for you. If you cannot read or understand writing I would suggest to you that you initiate the completion of your Grade 8 studies. By the way…since when did Grammar become an issue of importance to Internet users???Lol!?????OMG!???>