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Lindsay Lohan's ex-boytoy, British playboy extraordinaire Calum Best, will be starring in his own show on MTV-UK.

The horndog, who has repeatedly been caught with hookers and doing drugs, will be required to spend 50 days and 49 nights without sex in the show titled, Totally Calum Best: The Best Is Yet To Cum Come.

Best supposedly wants to prove to us all that there's more to him than model/celeb humping douchebag.

Yeah, right. Good luck!

The show's set to premiere on Sunday, July 27.

Too bad we can't catch it here!

When do you guys think he'll break down?

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 11:30 am / Email this  »
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    38 comments to “Blue Balls TV”

    1. wooho says – reply to this


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      I give him 5 minutes before he breaks down.

    2. K says – reply to this


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      i love you Perez!

    3. gg says – reply to this


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      He looks like a homo!!

    4. Mirvy says – reply to this


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      Cock sucker!

    5. ha says – reply to this


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      first

    6. kell says – reply to this


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      fiiiirst

    7. kell says – reply to this


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      firssst

    8. e says – reply to this


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      gross…

    9. it's says – reply to this


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      enough "reality"

    10. chels says – reply to this


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      i give him 2 hours what a loser

    11. jude says – reply to this


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      He's a cutie.. for a douchebag.

    12. sade says – reply to this


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      he's gonna cry about his daddy

    13. Sam says – reply to this


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      First?

    14. clare says – reply to this


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      thats jude law not calum



    15. 15

      "Best supposedly wants to prove to us all that there's more to him than model/celeb humping douchebag." This describes the man of my dreams! No problem with sloppy seconds, Lindsey, bring him on. Lindsey's moved on to carpet munching anyhow.

    16. Horne says – reply to this


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      No SEX??? Even with himself???

    17. Adrie says – reply to this


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      After being with a douchebag like that, no wonder lindsay went lesbian! Blech!!

    18. Andre says – reply to this


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      Hold on a sec! 50 days and 49 nights without sex? I hope they mean with some other person! You know a guy is not going to stay celibate for that long without getting some kind of action, if ya'll know what I mean! ;)

    19. Julie says – reply to this


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      thats not jude law?

    20. Couga says – reply to this


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      sexy, no?

    21. CVD says – reply to this


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      Ew.

    22. LkAtU says – reply to this


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      Seems to me the bigger challenge is to get him to spend 50 days and 49 nights without doing drugs not without women. I'm sure if given the choice between drugs and p*ssy, drugs would win hands down because he probably can't get it up anyways.

    23. holy says – reply to this


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      dats how he shove fingers in firecroth one in bungalo and one in the fire pit!

    24. brent says – reply to this


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      i don't see what the problem is, we all lust after these celebrities, and if he is mostly known for getting it on with women that we all want, more power to him

    25. blah says – reply to this


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      Oh Calum! You haven't changed since high school! Still a douche!



    26. 26

      I give it 49 nights, you know there will be a The best is yet to cum 2! He'll give in the last night.. there is always a second show with this crap.. Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, need I say more!



    27. 27

      a week.. maximum lol he's a whore n he's gna stay that way :)

    28. Russ says – reply to this


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      Yum yum. I would boil his underwear for tea!

    29. Cass says – reply to this


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      Wasn't Dina looking online to see who was spreading the latest rumors about Lindsay during the first episode of her show…saying, "Calum? He wouldn't do that"…it sounds like he's capable of anything. :)

    30. bob says – reply to this


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      and, um, he is who, exactly?

    31. Jaime says – reply to this


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      no way will calum last more than a month without any action!
      i give him less than a day!

    32. vin says – reply to this


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      God I can't believe a New God like George Best would father someone like this, actually I can, but at least George played football and happened to become one of the greatest ever.

    33. cass says – reply to this


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      i give him a day…

    34. meme says – reply to this


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      that fucking JUDE !

    35. fishy says – reply to this


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      dude he's not british he grew up in malibu

    36. cassy says – reply to this


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      woah jude law?



    37. 37

      He could be Jude Law's double.

    38. Kara says – reply to this


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      The full period of the show?!?!….Cause surely no-one is stupid enough still to sleep with him?! He must have caught everything going! And who wants to go where Li-Lo has been? Euugh! xxx