Crackhead's Say The Darnedest Things!

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'80s hasbeen Corey Haim dated Victoria Beckham???

Apparently!

CLICK HERE to watch the most HIGHlarious interview he gave about their "relationship."

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 8:30 pm / Email this »

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D says – reply to this

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Wow, I need some of what he was smoking!
MEG says – reply to this

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1st
arto says – reply to this

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firts. i'm dyslexic.
Paula says – reply to this

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What-ever fatty!!! Who cares now??… She have 2 beautiful kids with her super hot husband.
Lana says – reply to this

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FIRST!
Pam says – reply to this

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what a douchebag…..he use to be cute. now he loooks like a fat trailer trash has been.
Dar says – reply to this

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He is so full of shit
Mush says – reply to this

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He seems relatively sober and lucid here. Off the crack? Weight gain too… What's the story?
Hah! says – reply to this

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the only thing corey is good for now is a drinking game, is it Haim or is it Feldman?
yas says – reply to this

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BAHAHAH WTF..psycho.
Amy says – reply to this

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MAYBE IF YOU SMOKED CRACK YOUD LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS THE MATTER, CANT TAKE THE TRUTH IN THIS COMMENT SO YOU HAVE TO DELETE IT? GROW SOME BALLS PEREZ.
scand says – reply to this

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LMFAO IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE hahahahaha
lol says – reply to this

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that is so fuckin funny
Mo says – reply to this

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OMG!!! Too funny. I love how he calls her "Vic."
yassers says – reply to this

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UM I am so embaressed for him.
amy says – reply to this

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MAYBE IF YOU SMOKED CRACK YOUD LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS THE MATTER, CANT TAKE THE TRUTH IN THIS COMMENT SO YOU HAVE TO DELETE IT? GROW SOME BALLS PEREZ.
Bruce says – reply to this

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this is better than Perez' left saggy man-titty dating the right one…
helen says – reply to this

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So don't you think that this poor drug addled man/boy is making up one of his drug lies? Or let me go further, Corey perhaps no longer knows the difference between truth and fantasy….the boy is an addict without a program.
So sad. He really needs help. Maybe moving out of LA would help.
perez says – reply to this

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know this shit is bout victoria but couldnt help it, perez that pic of you looks like it can be on the cover of GQ, i would definitely hit that bitch love you tals
DOUCH says – reply to this

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Pretty lame….
sarah says – reply to this

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someone is high during an interview…
amy says – reply to this

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MAYBE IF YOU SMOKED CRACK YOUD LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS THE MATTER, CANT TAKE THE TRUTH IN THIS COMMENT SO YOU HAVE TO DELETE IT? GROW SOME BALLS PEREZ!
amy says – reply to this

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MAYBE IF YOU SMOKED CRACK YOUD LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS THE MATTER, CANT TAKE THE TRUTH IN THIS COMMENT SO YOU HAVE TO DELETE IT? GROW SOME BALLS PEREZ!!
amy says – reply to this

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MAYBE IF YOU SMOKED CRACK YOUD LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS THE MATTER, CANT TAKE THE TRUTH IN THIS COMMENT SO YOU HAVE TO DELETE IT? GROW SOME BALLS PEREZ!!!
amy says – reply to this

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MAYBE IF YOU SMOKED CRACK YOUD LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS THE MATTER, CANT TAKE THE TRUTH IN THIS COMMENT SO YOU HAVE TO DELETE IT? GROW SOME BALLS PEREZ!!!!
amy says – reply to this

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MAYBE IF YOU SMOKED CRACK YOUD LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS THE MATTER, CANT TAKE THE TRUTH IN THIS COMMENT SO YOU HAVE TO DELETE IT? GROW SOME BALLS PEREZ!!!!!
amy says – reply to this

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MAYBE IF YOU SMOKED CRACK YOUD LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS THE MATTER, CANT TAKE THE TRUTH IN THIS COMMENT SO YOU HAVE TO DELETE IT? GROW SOME BALLS PEREZ~!!
amy says – reply to this

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MAYBE IF YOU SMOKED CRACK YOUD LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS THE MATTER, CANT TAKE THE TRUTH IN THIS COMMENT SO YOU HAVE TO DELETE IT? GROW SOME BALLS PEREZ~!!!
Meggi says – reply to this

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Is this serious? It sounds like a joke from SNL.
KriSsY says – reply to this

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Notice how he was all lovey-dovey until the interviewer read the paragraph from her book…. He totally started her after dogging that. That is the funniest thing i have seen all day! Thank You Perez!! P.S. Corey, I totally loved Lucas..
Cry says – reply to this

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He was such a cute kid. SID VICIOUS PUNKED OUT? Hardly!
He's grose. Im glad I never taped his pictures out of Teen Bopper magazines onto my locker at school nor in my bedroom. Pheeee Yew!
Chris says – reply to this

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You make a living off of saying negative things about others instead of creating something positive.

And you don't know where to properly use an apostrophe. At the very least, you could learn to punctuate if you're going to consider yourself a writer.
ramon says – reply to this

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What a shame, he used to be so cool
Britn says – reply to this

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LMAO PEREZ YOU FUCKING SUCK. DELETE YOUR SHITTY SITE PLEASE.
mika says – reply to this

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spice girls punk?????
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pump says – reply to this

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Tea and crumpets. Bwahahahaha!
mika says – reply to this

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UGH
now a bunch of lilly fans are spaming the comments
TeamO says – reply to this

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He's insane!
sg says – reply to this

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suuuure. he totally does care.

she upgraded soooo much
ps says – reply to this

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A girl has to kiss a lot of toads before she finds her prince.
Off to find VB's book I had no idea she had one.
dior says – reply to this

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Re: mika – LOL NO. I HATE LILY BUT I HATE PEREZ EVEN MORE. I HOPE HE DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH AND I HOPE YOU DO TOO. FUCK OFF FATASS.
Corey says – reply to this

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Whoa trainwreck! Looks like he still hasn't kicked his addiction, except now it's obviously food.
Franc says – reply to this

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She should have married that fat slob instead of David!!!!!! Her life would have been in misery LMAO!
EVIL says – reply to this

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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!! THAT SHIT WAS HYSTERICAL!! IS THAT SHIT REAL?? IF SO, "VIC" MUST BE HORRIFIED THAT SHE EVEN GAVE THAT CRACKIE THE TIME OF DAY!!…as for the crackie himself…poor Lukaplakia…such a freakin' mess…
corey says – reply to this

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Looks like he got paid in twinkies to do this interview.
He's says – reply to this

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He tried to sound like the biggest player at first, but then when the interviewer pointed out what a chump he was, even he quit trying to fight it! Now he's just a bloated loser! He should date withing his loser confines- maybe Brit would be a perfect compliment to bookend his loserness! Brit loves her some loser dick too!
mimi says – reply to this

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how sad, why do people insist on making themselves look even worse?…
Denis says – reply to this

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Why would she admit being in a relationship w/ him?! I think the drugs have gone and are still going to his head. Corey we know you're reading this…
lala says – reply to this

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a fat asshole or a drugged up asshole, now that's a tough call…
Holli says – reply to this

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ummmmm what the fuck
laure says – reply to this

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the title should be "crackheads" WITHOUT an apostrophe. all of your grammatical errors actually really piss me off a lot. this is your job right? check your grammar plez. and also didn't you go to NYU?
ashle says – reply to this

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lolllll anything for his 15 minutes of fame now and days huh? lol
Shana says – reply to this

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That was gay!
ash says – reply to this

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oh em gee! hasbins will do anything for there 15 minutes of fame now and days apperently!
Phuket says – reply to this

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He was cute when he was younger. If he's gained weight because he's off crack then good for him. He's probably smoking cigs to offset his crack habit. Y'all are so harsh! He seems like a nice guy. And besides, who cares who she dated? And Paula #5, The Beckham's have three sons - not two. "Brooklyn" who loves football (soccer), "Romeo" who loves his looks and voice and received a Karaoke machine from Elton John, and their third child is another boy named Cruz who we all know, after the Spice Girls tour, LOVES to dance!
greys says – reply to this

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I am HIGHLY disturbed by bad grammar. Crackhead's is possessive, not plural. Fatty.
Aleen says – reply to this

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How old is this anyway? On the 2 coreys he had lost all of the weight he had gained. Did he gain it back?
Straw says – reply to this

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Corey was honorable. Why the hell is everyone giving him so much shit?
You all were avid fans in the 80's! Each and every one of you. I think he's sweet. Corey, lose some weight, get a makeover and make a come back!! Victoria is so gross….why is everyone so infatuted with her and her homosexual retard husband? David is a complete airhead. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
johnm says – reply to this

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Why did you put an apostrophe there, dumbass?
emily says – reply to this

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i wouldn't call lily allen an idiot if you don't even know not to put an apostrophe in crackheads.
laSic says – reply to this

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i couldn't watch more than 30 seconds of that … I use to have the biggest crush on him but now he's is just GROSS!

he's so gross…….
Angrywhitebitch says – reply to this

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Huh? She would actually stoop to that level? But! I thought! Oh never mind.
Engli says – reply to this

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Perez, if you are going to be a serious journalist than you must get rid of the apostrophe in "Crackhead's" and make it pleural not possesive.
Cass says – reply to this

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What a complete douche-bag…no wonder she broke up with him…she's waaay too good for him–now he's selling out their "relationship." He MUST have quit drugs, too, because he has ballooned.
Mandy says – reply to this

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Re: Paula – ha i thank she has like 3 kids
FReal says – reply to this

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How old is this interview? He started to lie to save face there for a minute and then he admitted the truth. I actually thought that was cool of him.
whate says – reply to this

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"Looks like he got paid in twinkies to do this interview."

Haha nice.
nic says – reply to this

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corey sends a quiet but true message here, don't be haters yall. lily and perez are both rad
Lanel says – reply to this

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Its entertaining. Dont know why everyone is getting bent out of shape over it. I dont see the point of hating on him or his looks just because he has been out of the picture. Yall need to relax.
Whats says – reply to this

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Where's the story on Linda Hogan dating a 19 year old??
Heroi says – reply to this

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BAHAHAHA Thats sooo funny! Burn on Victoria 4 boning him and burn on him for getting burned in her book! LAMP Oh but he's so cute! Yes people I think he's still cute!
meltz says – reply to this

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The boy is still on the pills.
Dr. P says – reply to this

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Wow. Surprising. He dated Vanessa Marcil, too, and she's smokin' hot. Goes to show you, when it comes down to it, people are people, and most famous ones are insecure. I met Corey Haim on the set of LIcense to Drive; he was a total douche tool. Dumber than a box of rocks and laughable in his pick-up attempts (he whistled at us from his trailer and then shut the blinds and then would hollar again, and lift them up - literally raise his eyebrows up and down, in all seriousness - not as a joke!). I actually think he seems nicer here than he was in the day …
MZ M says – reply to this

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Yeah, thats complete fucking bullshit. That dude has has traded his brains for balls.
WONDER TWIN says – reply to this

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BIZARRE!!!!!!
Hugs says – reply to this

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David Beckham must be proud.
Rache says – reply to this

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i am so embarressed for him. I am embarressed to even be watching this. its the same feeling i had when you perez made that video about kissing john maryer. i was embarressed for you!
Hey says – reply to this

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for all the pics you have on this site you really need to get a better server. Your site is slow to load.
Ana B says – reply to this

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wow, he really needs to cut down on the donuts and get his lard ass some lypo. What happened to the hot and skinny Haim? He is looking for like Perez.
alici says – reply to this

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Re: Paula – Re: Paula – By the way Paula, she has THREE KIDS, Romeo, Brooklyn and Cruz.
Alice
LkAtU says – reply to this

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Is this an old interview or did he get fat again? This is your future Perez
Mimi says – reply to this

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OMG! I bet she would want to erase that from her past!
sherrz like WHOA says – reply to this

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hey fatty if you would read her autobiography (learning to fly) you'd know that she did indeed date corey haim for a few months.. but he was a really jealous type and very possessive of her and she ended up dumping his ass
In Th says – reply to this

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For once…I think we agree Perez. Explain to me why anyone now gives a fuck about Corey Haim? I'll even admit the show he did with Feldman was somewhat entertaining. But it's obv. that Haim is back to being a fucking junkie. Only reason we're getting another season of the Two Coreys is because of the A&E contract.

Shame on Victoria for lowering her standards 15 years ago
lou says – reply to this

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QUICK SOMEBODY GET PEREZ A HOT POCKET!!!!!!!!!!! PEREZ YOU FATASS… and whats worse is that youre a horrible person on the inside. sad.
mom says – reply to this

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i had sex with perez's mom in her butthole just like perez has sex with little boy's in their anus
mom says – reply to this

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i had sex with perez's mom in her butthole just like perez has sex with little boy's in their anus. her b utt is sooooooo tight cause it hasn't been done in the butt for years
popp says – reply to this

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i had sex with perez's mom in her butthole just like perez has sex with little boy's in their anus. her butt is sooooooo tight cause it hasn't been done in the butt for years
fag@ says – reply to this

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i had sex with perez's mom in her butthole just like perez has sex with little boy's in their anus. her butt is sooooooo tight cause it hasn't been done in the butt for years and i smacked it and her butt leaks feces
maggi says – reply to this

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I'm so disappointed in him. He was such a cutie back then.
tdawg says – reply to this

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Wow he got fat!
sally says – reply to this

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Victoria "wrote" about "dating" him in her autobiography!
Telly says – reply to this

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what a crackhead
pee says – reply to this

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i had sex with perez's mom in her butthole just like perez has sex with little boy's in their anus. her butt is sooooooo tight cause it hasn't been done in the butt for years and i peed in her face
L35L13 says – reply to this

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Yeah well, the other day I had to be reminded that I met Pauly Shore 5 years ago… so I can totally see how he wouldn't remember much about a girl he dated briefly like 10 years ago.
fatso says – reply to this

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Re: L35L13 – you are a filthy fat hoe like perez
Gramm says – reply to this

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Plurals don't have apostrophes. It should just read, "Crackheads say…" Unless you actually MEANT to say Crackhead IS say…
ugoo says – reply to this

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Re: L35L13 – i hate u
perez says – reply to this

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Re: Gramm – fucc u whore
skinn says – reply to this

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Re: tdawg – u r fat fatso