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You're obviously an idiot!

How could you not know that your U.S. label, Capitol Records, has an office in Los Angeles????

In fact, their building is one of the most iconic structures in Hollywood!

Did we also mention that you're a liar?

We don't know what the eff you're talking about regarding "your former manager" and some crush on him, but we do know he has a few stories to tell about you and your behavior. So you might wanna shut your piehole!

We had the pleasure of meeting you at the Brit Awards two years ago and you were so drunk you could barely speak, but what words you did say you managed to insult Mark Ronson, the man who produced your debut album. You called him a hack, as we recall, and thankfully we have a very good memory.

Blame it on the booze, sweetie. That must be your motto in life!

Shouldn't you be doing more productive things than blogging about Perez??? Don't you have a new album to record???

Naw, you're too busy pAArtying it up at the Chateau Marmont.

Well, go ahead, sweetie. Full on!

We look forward to reporting your trip to rehab in a few months!

P.S. Here's what the trainwreck former singer just posted on her blog:

"I am not a liar Pee pEe , how can I possibly have been to Capitols office in the last year when my visa to get into the states was only granted three weeks ago, there is no Capitol office in LA as far as I know and I certainly haven't been to New York in the past few days , you should know , you've documented my every move since I got here ? And many people ask to have their photos taken with me , I don't keep a record of peoples names . You wouldn't understand that though , you can probably remember the names and faces of all seven fans that turned up to your clothing line signing the other day.

I made you a present

now if i'm so irrelevant , stop subscribing to my blog and let me get back to work .

I dare you to post this on your site"

Update: Wikipedia is wrong.

Like we said, you're an idiot!

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[Drunk Lily image via WENN.]

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  1. casey says – reply to this


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    first?

  2. alx says – reply to this


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    GET SOME MATURITY PEREZ!
    EVERYONE HATES YOU NOW, YOUR PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT!

  3. robin says – reply to this


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    go lilly!! first!

  4. ripkl says – reply to this


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    hahah you fat fuck, you got owned perez

  5. gg says – reply to this


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    Bot Perez…..you can dish the shit out, but, NOW someone's doing it to you and you're almost BEGGING them to stop!!!!
    BOO EFFIN HOOOOO, FATASS!
    I just joined TEAM ALLEN!!!!

  6. Jules says – reply to this


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    I

  7. brett says – reply to this


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    wow

  8. hahax says – reply to this


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    hahaha sorry perez, she got you there…

  9. Yasmi says – reply to this


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    HAHAH
    I'm not going to lie, but that picture IS hilarious.
    I love Lily's music, but her recent antics have made me lose respect for her as person.
    However, I don't think she's lying. I think she actually is just so oblivious to the things around her that she's likely forgotten every meeting Katy Perry or visiting Capitol.

  10. SAM L says – reply to this


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    Back of lily, you idiot. she rocks…you, well, i imagine you roll. Basically she PWNS your ass, yeah, ALL of it.

  11. kenta says – reply to this


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    You're a mess, she's a mess, you should really be friends.

  12. cesyy says – reply to this


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    why hello there :]

  13. B says – reply to this


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    Perez! Have you lost weight?

  14. JOE says – reply to this


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    4TH

  15. jen says – reply to this


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    She's a fucking idiot. No one would know about that loser if it wasn't for you, Perez!

  16. Sonja says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAH
    wooooo Lily!
    Now you have an idea how it feels like to be bashed Perez,
    a little sensitive are we?

  17. MIA says – reply to this


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    Haha! I love how offended people get by you. You're not the one that made her stupid or drunk! If she doesnt give a shit what you think,why she writing you letters? SHES JUST SAD CUZ HER CAREER IS OVER. (i still rock her shirt though)

  18. TEAM says – reply to this


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    TEAM LILY ALL THE WAY! Her music is awesome. You are so pathetic. I hate your site now. Going to buy some Lily Allen tracks now!

    DOWN WITH PEREZ!

  19. COSMO says – reply to this


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    TOO FUNNY!!!

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  20. Sally says – reply to this


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    HA HA How FUNNY!!!

  21. lesag says – reply to this


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    perez got owneddd

  22. ho says – reply to this


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    lily allen is my hero.

  23. lsmen says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
    THAt's such A GREAT picture of PEE PEE!!!!
    BEST BLOG ENTRY ever!

  24. bevhi says – reply to this


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    perez you're coming off like such a queen.

  25. chris says – reply to this


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    You don't seem like you are taking it like you say you can. I know this is kind of a petty back and forth, but man up perez or don't claim you take it as well as you can dish it.

  26. CJ says – reply to this


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    Perez

    You're a joke. Give me Tyler Durden anyday.

  27. groov says – reply to this


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    oh….how i dearly love feuds such as these!!

    it keeps me young at heart.

    perez and lily 4evs!

    xx

  28. Micha says – reply to this


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    Thats a pretty funny pic and caption..i must say so …sorry perez

  29. NICKL says – reply to this


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    HOT POCKET!!!

  30. bitch says – reply to this


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    OH HELL YES IT'S ON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I can't wait to see what happens next!

  31. Theo says – reply to this


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    Oh My God! that is so funny. The best laugh I've had all day. I Love You Lilly Allen. YOU ROCK!

  32. Tom S says – reply to this


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    Team Perez!!

    And I LOVE the photo!!

  33. nina says – reply to this


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    bahhh
    shes an idiot
    i lovee youu perezz (L)

  34. Lutie says – reply to this


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    LOL nutcase!

  35. nat says – reply to this


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    lmao! eeeeh. lily can give as good as she gets!

  36. MATT says – reply to this


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    SOUNDS LIKE PEE PEE IS A LITTLE CRY BABY… AFTER ROUND 2: LILY= 2/ PEREZ= 0

  37. katie says – reply to this


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    blah blah

  38. Your says – reply to this


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    hahahah. she got you good you fat fuck!

  39. heava says – reply to this


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    ok…this is lame…you sound like you're 12…please report on some gossip…I could give a shit about your problem with Lily…you sound retarded.

  40. Sami says – reply to this


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    oh my god
    probably the funniest thing I have ever read on this site
    I'm fully on Team Lily!!!!!!
    This is great, cuz at least she is cute and not a fat ass!

  41. Renee says – reply to this


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    Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. She got you.. I love you Pee Pee but she's right you have been kinda bullying her lately.. Smile.. =)

  42. pffff says – reply to this


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    Perez… you sound like a damn child. Grow up.

  43. kiki says – reply to this


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    Them be fightin' words! I smell a war!

  44. Oh de says – reply to this


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    perez u did nothing wrong lily please no body likes u
    we wish that u could just fly off into ur wold of booze without us
    LEAVE

  45. carol says – reply to this


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    aww lily go back to the way you were honey :(

    i loved you so much!… now you've become such a sad person x_____x

    and stop messing with perez, i love him even more than i ever loved you xp!!

  46. Kirdy says – reply to this


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    HAhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    Suddenly I love Lily Allen. Lily, that rocks. Hard.

  47. tm says – reply to this


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    Well…I'm a devoted Perez reader but that picture and caption is pretty f'ing funny. I like Lily Allen's cheek.

  48. TINK says – reply to this


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    WOW this is too dang funny. Who is she again?

  49. Bina says – reply to this


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    Wow, shouldn't she know better than to make some horrid photo like that of PH? Def should take some photoshop lessons. This could get quite interesting if she continues to fire back.

  50. tina says – reply to this


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    i love lilly

  51. Jo says – reply to this


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    LMAO! I'm sorry, but just get over it Perez. You need a thicker skin than that if you're gonna dish it out, your fat ass better be sure to bend over and take it. That picture is PRICELESS and she got you there. Point for Lily *snicker*

    be the BIGGER person Perez and just let it go. Frig, you're not Mr. Music anyway and your latest "finds" have SUCKED balls

  52. Kris says – reply to this


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    Your job is to report this stuff that is what you do so continue doing it. Everyone knows this is what you do so why try to fight it and say he's immature, etc. This is not her job there wouldn't be this he said/she said stuff if she would stop trying to fight it. Everyone knows that this is Perez Hilton's career and if you don't like it stop looking at the site. She doesn't have to keep reading this site. She is in this industry and whether or not what people say are true about entertainers, etc rumors are going to continue to spread so Lily Allen needs to get over it and stop visiting his site and so do all you other people who have a problem with it. It's his job and it's what he's going to continue doing!

  53. stop says – reply to this


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    please stop, this is all getting too cruel and is obviously hitting nerves on both of you guys!

  54. lucy says – reply to this


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    TEAM PEREZ!!!!!

  55. ally says – reply to this


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    go lilz! x

  56. babym says – reply to this


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    perez, i love you but that is just a hilarious picture.

  57. b says – reply to this


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    Lmfffffffao omg that's funny. I see the both of you have too much time on your hands.

  58. wow says – reply to this


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    Wow, it is very interesting that SOO many people hate perez - but are the first to post comments - i think it is a LOVE/hate relationship.
    Lilly sucks - waa waa for her!!

  59. Emma! says – reply to this


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    IEJHFUIHYB

  60. KJay says – reply to this


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    Oh snap yo! this is hilarious first post of the day i read. go perez keep writing this. this fued is as good as the hills fued!

  61. LaLa says – reply to this


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    fuck lily allen… i LOVE LOVE LOVEE you perez *almost addicted!!!*

  62. Pammy says – reply to this


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    Oh Perez, your funny!!

  63. girlf says – reply to this


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    damn, star!

    rawrrrr

  64. Lala says – reply to this


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    Hahahaha she owned you so hard you had to post a.s.a.p ! So funny.

  65. youde says – reply to this


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    She's speaking your language Perez. You should embrace the banter rather than get so angry..

  66. hader says – reply to this


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    What a terrible photo of the fatty at the computer!
    Why is lily wearing a perez hilton mask in that pic?

  67. alex says – reply to this


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    Perez you are being extremely childish,
    Admit defeat, I whipped your ass with that reply.
    "Hollywoods most childish blogger"

  68. uniqu says – reply to this


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    stop fighting!

    its unwanted drama thats not why people read your site. we read your site to laugh

  69. Piper says – reply to this


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    haha great pic…Leave her alone Perez. I

  70. arak says – reply to this


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    both of you - how immature - who gives a fuck about either one of you

  71. clair says – reply to this


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    lily sounds bitter and stupid. get a life babe. your music is good, i wish you weren't such an idiot. build a bridge and GET OVER IT LILY

  72. cutie says – reply to this


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    what the hell

  73. Jake says – reply to this


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    Owned!

    Why are you getting so abusive with her you were horrible after she had a miscarriage. What she just said totally made what you said look like bull. I live in the UK I've never heard of the Capitol records in the UK, Lily hasn't spent much time in the US just like all the other massive UK stars like Mika, Winehouse & Duffy. Mark Robson did one song on her album and he went on her TV show and they have that sort of love hate relationship. Finally she drinks so freaking what he's in her young twenties how old are you 30 something? Just because your partying days are over doesn't mean hers are AND finally you must be loving the fact that Lily just created news for you sites been a bit slow recently has it not?

  74. sarah says – reply to this


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    ohhhh it's a feud between Perez and Lily. HAHAHA

  75. Sweet says – reply to this


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    Sounds like you don't like what you dish out!!

  76. Emily says – reply to this


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    Lily dear… you are making yourself look like an idiot

  77. elsie says – reply to this


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    omg!! this is insane!! stop!

  78. Tena says – reply to this


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    Ohhh I love her :) As someone who has been through a terrible miscarriage and the end of a relationship following…I think you are a total asshole for the things you have said to her. Everyone handles grief differently. I love your site perez, but seriously, you have no merit to talk the way you do about her. Funny that you call her out for "wasting her time blogging" isant that all you do??? Isant that all that you are famous for?????

  79. LSD says – reply to this


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    Woopsie! She forgot the pepto bismol goes in the mouth not the hair!

  80. lily says – reply to this


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    Capitol sold that building and relocated to New York

  81. Emma! says – reply to this


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    *sorry thought I was first*
    Anywho,
    don't dish it out if you can't take it.
    Lily owns you.

  82. meeee says – reply to this


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    first….

  83. Kt says – reply to this


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    LOL- she's totally in love with you ;)

  84. j says – reply to this


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    lily allen is way more talented than you, "sweetie".
    mark ronson only produced one track on her debut album.
    + you are the biggest liar of them all, spreading filth about everyone who is obviously more talented than you.

    i used to like reading your website, but now it's all tactless, mindless wittering on about god only knows what.
    you promote anti bullying, yet you yourself are one!

    get over yourself.

  85. Slack says – reply to this


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    Perez,
    I love you dude. You are my favorite source of news, but lay off Lily Allen.
    Peace,
    SlackDaddy

  86. A. El says – reply to this


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    Haha, I love Lily Allen. She's brill.

  87. ro says – reply to this


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    in the words of flavor flav
    WOOOOOOOOOOW

    zing. perez 1. lily zip.

  88. Lily says – reply to this


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    Get a life, FATSO!

  89. thati says – reply to this


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    Perez, you have to hand it to her, her response is funny!!

  90. OMG says – reply to this


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    Lily Allen ROCKS!!!!
    That is the BEST pic of FATASS I've ever seen!!!
    I'm right clicking on this one!!!!
    I'm gonna post it all over the place!!!!!!!
    I'll Get Adrianne Curry to post it too!!! :lol:

  91. Davag says – reply to this


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    Perez Hilton is a vile douche bag. This silly syphilitic simian simpleton looks like one of Jabba's pig guards with Down Syndrome.

  92. HAHAH says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAH

  93. fucke says – reply to this


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    dude why the fuck pick on this chick? who really cares? ga damn get a fucking life.

  94. sara says – reply to this


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    You're both a couple of idiots. Rise above it.

  95. yeah says – reply to this


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    perez needs to stop thinking/acting like hes a celebrity

  96. hahah says – reply to this


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    hahahahahaha
    4th

  97. C. Ba says – reply to this


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    This is only going to become continuously stupider.

  98. Ugh says – reply to this


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    Lily Allen is a stupid cunt!

  99. clg05 says – reply to this


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    first?

  100. ev323 says – reply to this


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    omg how embarrassing the brits are taking over hollywood oh no!! no visas for brits. Lily keep singing the song smile back to england.

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