Dear Lily
You're obviously an idiot!
How could you not know that your U.S. label, Capitol Records, has an office in Los Angeles????
In fact, their building is one of the most iconic structures in Hollywood!
Did we also mention that you're a liar?
We don't know what the eff you're talking about regarding "your former manager" and some crush on him, but we do know he has a few stories to tell about you and your behavior. So you might wanna shut your piehole!
We had the pleasure of meeting you at the Brit Awards two years ago and you were so drunk you could barely speak, but what words you did say you managed to insult Mark Ronson, the man who produced your debut album. You called him a hack, as we recall, and thankfully we have a very good memory.
Blame it on the booze, sweetie. That must be your motto in life!
Shouldn't you be doing more productive things than blogging about Perez??? Don't you have a new album to record???
Naw, you're too busy pAArtying it up at the Chateau Marmont.
Well, go ahead, sweetie. Full on!
We look forward to reporting your trip to rehab in a few months!
P.S. Here's what the trainwreck former singer just posted on her blog:
"I am not a liar Pee pEe , how can I possibly have been to Capitols office in the last year when my visa to get into the states was only granted three weeks ago, there is no Capitol office in LA as far as I know and I certainly haven't been to New York in the past few days , you should know , you've documented my every move since I got here ? And many people ask to have their photos taken with me , I don't keep a record of peoples names . You wouldn't understand that though , you can probably remember the names and faces of all seven fans that turned up to your clothing line signing the other day.
I made you a present
now if i'm so irrelevant , stop subscribing to my blog and let me get back to work .
I dare you to post this on your site"
Update: Wikipedia is wrong.
Like we said, you're an idiot!
[Drunk Lily image via WENN.]
It's the Hetero Boys' Turn
He's a 'Designer' Too
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GET SOME MATURITY PEREZ!
EVERYONE HATES YOU NOW, YOUR PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT!
go lilly!! first!
hahah you fat fuck, you got owned perez
Bot Perez…..you can dish the shit out, but, NOW someone's doing it to you and you're almost BEGGING them to stop!!!!
BOO EFFIN HOOOOO, FATASS!
I just joined TEAM ALLEN!!!!
I
wow
hahaha sorry perez, she got you there…
HAHAH
I'm not going to lie, but that picture IS hilarious.
I love Lily's music, but her recent antics have made me lose respect for her as person.
However, I don't think she's lying. I think she actually is just so oblivious to the things around her that she's likely forgotten every meeting Katy Perry or visiting Capitol.
Back of lily, you idiot. she rocks…you, well, i imagine you roll. Basically she PWNS your ass, yeah, ALL of it.
You're a mess, she's a mess, you should really be friends.
why hello there :]
Perez! Have you lost weight?
4TH
She's a fucking idiot. No one would know about that loser if it wasn't for you, Perez!
HAHAHAH
wooooo Lily!
Now you have an idea how it feels like to be bashed Perez,
a little sensitive are we?
Haha! I love how offended people get by you. You're not the one that made her stupid or drunk! If she doesnt give a shit what you think,why she writing you letters? SHES JUST SAD CUZ HER CAREER IS OVER. (i still rock her shirt though)
TEAM LILY ALL THE WAY! Her music is awesome. You are so pathetic. I hate your site now. Going to buy some Lily Allen tracks now!
DOWN WITH PEREZ!
TOO FUNNY!!!
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HA HA How FUNNY!!!
perez got owneddd
lily allen is my hero.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
THAt's such A GREAT picture of PEE PEE!!!!
BEST BLOG ENTRY ever!
perez you're coming off like such a queen.
You don't seem like you are taking it like you say you can. I know this is kind of a petty back and forth, but man up perez or don't claim you take it as well as you can dish it.
Perez
You're a joke. Give me Tyler Durden anyday.
oh….how i dearly love feuds such as these!!
it keeps me young at heart.
perez and lily 4evs!
xx
Thats a pretty funny pic and caption..i must say so …sorry perez
HOT POCKET!!!
OH HELL YES IT'S ON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't wait to see what happens next!
Oh My God! that is so funny. The best laugh I've had all day. I Love You Lilly Allen. YOU ROCK!
Team Perez!!
And I LOVE the photo!!
bahhh
shes an idiot
i lovee youu perezz (L)
LOL nutcase!
lmao! eeeeh. lily can give as good as she gets!
SOUNDS LIKE PEE PEE IS A LITTLE CRY BABY… AFTER ROUND 2: LILY= 2/ PEREZ= 0
blah blah
hahahah. she got you good you fat fuck!
ok…this is lame…you sound like you're 12…please report on some gossip…I could give a shit about your problem with Lily…you sound retarded.
oh my god
probably the funniest thing I have ever read on this site
I'm fully on Team Lily!!!!!!
This is great, cuz at least she is cute and not a fat ass!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. She got you.. I love you Pee Pee but she's right you have been kinda bullying her lately.. Smile.. =)
Perez… you sound like a damn child. Grow up.
Them be fightin' words! I smell a war!
perez u did nothing wrong lily please no body likes u
we wish that u could just fly off into ur wold of booze without us
LEAVE
aww lily go back to the way you were honey
i loved you so much!… now you've become such a sad person x_____x
and stop messing with perez, i love him even more than i ever loved you xp!!
HAhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Suddenly I love Lily Allen. Lily, that rocks. Hard.
Well…I'm a devoted Perez reader but that picture and caption is pretty f'ing funny. I like Lily Allen's cheek.
WOW this is too dang funny. Who is she again?
Wow, shouldn't she know better than to make some horrid photo like that of PH? Def should take some photoshop lessons. This could get quite interesting if she continues to fire back.
i love lilly
LMAO! I'm sorry, but just get over it Perez. You need a thicker skin than that if you're gonna dish it out, your fat ass better be sure to bend over and take it. That picture is PRICELESS and she got you there. Point for Lily *snicker*
be the BIGGER person Perez and just let it go. Frig, you're not Mr. Music anyway and your latest "finds" have SUCKED balls
Your job is to report this stuff that is what you do so continue doing it. Everyone knows this is what you do so why try to fight it and say he's immature, etc. This is not her job there wouldn't be this he said/she said stuff if she would stop trying to fight it. Everyone knows that this is Perez Hilton's career and if you don't like it stop looking at the site. She doesn't have to keep reading this site. She is in this industry and whether or not what people say are true about entertainers, etc rumors are going to continue to spread so Lily Allen needs to get over it and stop visiting his site and so do all you other people who have a problem with it. It's his job and it's what he's going to continue doing!
please stop, this is all getting too cruel and is obviously hitting nerves on both of you guys!
TEAM PEREZ!!!!!
go lilz! x
perez, i love you but that is just a hilarious picture.
Lmfffffffao omg that's funny. I see the both of you have too much time on your hands.
Wow, it is very interesting that SOO many people hate perez - but are the first to post comments - i think it is a LOVE/hate relationship.
Lilly sucks - waa waa for her!!
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Oh snap yo! this is hilarious first post of the day i read. go perez keep writing this. this fued is as good as the hills fued!
fuck lily allen… i LOVE LOVE LOVEE you perez *almost addicted!!!*
Oh Perez, your funny!!
damn, star!
rawrrrr
Hahahaha she owned you so hard you had to post a.s.a.p ! So funny.
She's speaking your language Perez. You should embrace the banter rather than get so angry..
What a terrible photo of the fatty at the computer!
Why is lily wearing a perez hilton mask in that pic?
Perez you are being extremely childish,
Admit defeat, I whipped your ass with that reply.
"Hollywoods most childish blogger"
stop fighting!
its unwanted drama thats not why people read your site. we read your site to laugh
haha great pic…Leave her alone Perez. I
both of you - how immature - who gives a fuck about either one of you
lily sounds bitter and stupid. get a life babe. your music is good, i wish you weren't such an idiot. build a bridge and GET OVER IT LILY
what the hell
Owned!
Why are you getting so abusive with her you were horrible after she had a miscarriage. What she just said totally made what you said look like bull. I live in the UK I've never heard of the Capitol records in the UK, Lily hasn't spent much time in the US just like all the other massive UK stars like Mika, Winehouse & Duffy. Mark Robson did one song on her album and he went on her TV show and they have that sort of love hate relationship. Finally she drinks so freaking what he's in her young twenties how old are you 30 something? Just because your partying days are over doesn't mean hers are AND finally you must be loving the fact that Lily just created news for you sites been a bit slow recently has it not?
ohhhh it's a feud between Perez and Lily. HAHAHA
Sounds like you don't like what you dish out!!
Lily dear… you are making yourself look like an idiot
omg!! this is insane!! stop!
Ohhh I love her
As someone who has been through a terrible miscarriage and the end of a relationship following…I think you are a total asshole for the things you have said to her. Everyone handles grief differently. I love your site perez, but seriously, you have no merit to talk the way you do about her. Funny that you call her out for "wasting her time blogging" isant that all you do??? Isant that all that you are famous for?????
Woopsie! She forgot the pepto bismol goes in the mouth not the hair!
Capitol sold that building and relocated to New York
*sorry thought I was first*
Anywho,
don't dish it out if you can't take it.
Lily owns you.
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LOL- she's totally in love with you
lily allen is way more talented than you, "sweetie".
mark ronson only produced one track on her debut album.
+ you are the biggest liar of them all, spreading filth about everyone who is obviously more talented than you.
i used to like reading your website, but now it's all tactless, mindless wittering on about god only knows what.
you promote anti bullying, yet you yourself are one!
get over yourself.
Perez,
I love you dude. You are my favorite source of news, but lay off Lily Allen.
Peace,
SlackDaddy
Haha, I love Lily Allen. She's brill.
in the words of flavor flav
WOOOOOOOOOOW
zing. perez 1. lily zip.
Get a life, FATSO!
Perez, you have to hand it to her, her response is funny!!
Lily Allen ROCKS!!!!
That is the BEST pic of FATASS I've ever seen!!!
I'm right clicking on this one!!!!
I'm gonna post it all over the place!!!!!!!
I'll Get Adrianne Curry to post it too!!!
Perez Hilton is a vile douche bag. This silly syphilitic simian simpleton looks like one of Jabba's pig guards with Down Syndrome.
HAHAHAH
dude why the fuck pick on this chick? who really cares? ga damn get a fucking life.
You're both a couple of idiots. Rise above it.
perez needs to stop thinking/acting like hes a celebrity
hahahahahaha
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This is only going to become continuously stupider.
Lily Allen is a stupid cunt!
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omg how embarrassing the brits are taking over hollywood oh no!! no visas for brits. Lily keep singing the song smile back to england.