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You're obviously an idiot!

How could you not know that your U.S. label, Capitol Records, has an office in Los Angeles????

In fact, their building is one of the most iconic structures in Hollywood!

Did we also mention that you're a liar?

We don't know what the eff you're talking about regarding "your former manager" and some crush on him, but we do know he has a few stories to tell about you and your behavior. So you might wanna shut your piehole!

We had the pleasure of meeting you at the Brit Awards two years ago and you were so drunk you could barely speak, but what words you did say you managed to insult Mark Ronson, the man who produced your debut album. You called him a hack, as we recall, and thankfully we have a very good memory.

Blame it on the booze, sweetie. That must be your motto in life!

Shouldn't you be doing more productive things than blogging about Perez??? Don't you have a new album to record???

Naw, you're too busy pAArtying it up at the Chateau Marmont.

Well, go ahead, sweetie. Full on!

We look forward to reporting your trip to rehab in a few months!

P.S. Here's what the trainwreck former singer just posted on her blog:

"I am not a liar Pee pEe , how can I possibly have been to Capitols office in the last year when my visa to get into the states was only granted three weeks ago, there is no Capitol office in LA as far as I know and I certainly haven't been to New York in the past few days , you should know , you've documented my every move since I got here ? And many people ask to have their photos taken with me , I don't keep a record of peoples names . You wouldn't understand that though , you can probably remember the names and faces of all seven fans that turned up to your clothing line signing the other day.

I made you a present

now if i'm so irrelevant , stop subscribing to my blog and let me get back to work .

I dare you to post this on your site"

Update: Wikipedia is wrong.

Like we said, you're an idiot!

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[Drunk Lily image via WENN.]

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1892 comments to “Dear Lily”

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  1. lordy says – reply to this


    1801

    Hate to say this Perez, but Capitol are no longer based in that building and haven't been for a wee while - it's being turned unto apartments.

  2. Lin says – reply to this


    1802

    Perez, I'm going to go out on a limb and do something different than the rest of the people here. I won't get mad at you, neither will I join in your antics. You're angry about something that you _know_ shouldn't effect you like this. And Lily was effected the same way, and she admitted it when she said that "the truth hurts." You're destroying yourself from the inside with your relationships with other people. Sometimes we have to dish out more good than we get back, in order to start on a better path in life. Once you start healing yourself from the inside, you'll look differently at the way you've treated other people. We're all human and imperfect. Don't forget that.

  3. Emmy says – reply to this


    1803

    You guys are so funny…Keep the pictures coming. But I gotta be honest….Team Lily!

  4. SLOB says – reply to this


    1804

    perez has to be the dumbest person alive! he wants be in "The Industry", yet he screws over EVERYBODY IN IT! i mean is there anybody this slob has'nt insulted?? if there is please tell me because i don't think there's one person he has'nt insulted in some way, form or fashion!

  5. tess says – reply to this


    1805

    ur a dog cunt fucker perez. lily is hotter than you'll ever be.
    also dissing her hair? looks hotter than urs ever has, the whole 900 times uve changed it.
    TEAM ALLEN

  6. BWAAA says – reply to this


    1806

    Perez, face it she kicked your ass!

  7. noni says – reply to this


    1807

    perez is a FAILURE AT LIFE!

  8. b says – reply to this


    1808

    Newsflash #1 - young pop star gets drunk

    Newsflash # 2 - bitter, misogynist sad fat fag attacks better looking and more successful female

  9. margo says – reply to this


    1809

    I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO LILY ALLEN WAS UNTIL PEREZ!!!!

  10. erin says – reply to this


    1810

    I love Lily!!!!!!

    She's made an awesome album and from what I've heard of her new tracks, they too are going to be fabulous!!

    Perez, you're lucky that today's society allows you to turn your tall poppy syndrome into a career. And your new clothes range is hideous.

  11. loli says – reply to this


    1811

    Re: b

    hahahaha!

  12. jules says – reply to this


    1812

    Perez, you're a twat.

  13. ru says – reply to this


    1813

    get a life, you fat, sad leech perez

  14. clo says – reply to this


    1814

    yuve got yourself in shit perez
    there was no need for all the shit youre giving lily
    you cant have just expected to get nothing back
    you deserve everything you get

  15. Natal says – reply to this


    1815

    you guys are freaking idiots. you keep complaining about how Perez is a 'fatass cunt who is famous for making fun of people' and yet you fucktards just made him more money by clicking here.

    he is still going to have money. so why bother?

  16. trin says – reply to this


    1816

    Re: jen – iiiidiot.

  17. fdlhl says – reply to this


    1817

    perez you fat piece of shit
    lily is the most iconic woman in the whole of the UK
    she is one of them celebs to look up too.
    Unlike american woman. I mean at least the poor girl lives her life and again unlike most american "girls" eats!
    like you
    becuase your a girl
    and you certainly eat…ALOT!
    so leave our little lily allen alone and carry on with your pathetic little life!

  18. Sanna says – reply to this


    1818

    Perez. You obviously can't take what you give. What you do and say on your site is ten times worse. It seems that you can't defend yourself against Lily, maybe that is because you know that she's right. When it comes to bullying, you've really got double-standards. The things you write about Rumer Willis for example, if that's not bullying, I don't know what it is. You're selfesteem is obviously very low, and that's just sad. Don't take it out on others Perez, you BULLY!

  19. NAM says – reply to this


    1819

    PEREZ!
    I don't know if you actually read all of this or not, but please! I love you and I love your site, but stop letting all of this get to you! I've been noticing lately that your posts have been getting harsher and harsher. I'm not one to get offended easily and always love some sarcastic off-hand comments…but yours have been becoming almost really bitter…and should I say…too mean?
    You just have to remember that you have no serious connections to these people. You are completely disconnected from them. I don't know if you are purposely trying to hurt or what, but just don't waste your time and energy okay? You were way more enjoyable before, when you were happy and care-free and not so bent out of shape. In the end, all you are doing is a "job" just like anything else, and you need to have a life besides that.

  20. oink says – reply to this


    1820

    Re: NAM

    "ALMOST BITTER"??? and doing all of this is what got him "closer" to these ppl but he can't really think that anyof them actually likes him, CAN HE?

  21. charl says – reply to this


    1821

    dear perez

    cunt

  22. ashle says – reply to this


    1822

    lily is a drunken whore just like the rest of the pop media whores perez iz alright cuz he tells it like it is biotch!!!

  23. yuck says – reply to this


    1823

    I wish she would have never gotten a VISA to the U.S.
    Gooooo away Lily!

  24. Perez says – reply to this


    1824

    I only came here to see if he responded to her… she's all over the press, and - surprise - they're in her favor! Finally, it looks like this douchbag's 15 minutes are up… I can't wait till he's a comic footnote on a vh1 "I love the 00s"… this bullying idiot won't even make richard simmons status (richard simmons actually does something for a living, i think). Bye Perez… we'd say don't let the door hit your butt on the way out but we all know that would be impossible!

  25. peach says – reply to this


    1825

    lol perez got shut down by lily. Team lily !! ps. perez your fashion line blew balls.

  26. Sofia says – reply to this


    1826

    okay lily allen is a dumbshit and she looks terrible in pink
    Perez Hilton knows everything about everything.
    PERIOD.
    Don't question it. It just is.

  27. Nicol says – reply to this


    1827

    Haha! So you can dish it but you can't take it, eh? Face it, perez; she made you out to be a sorry lying little b*tch. I would definetly trust a visa status over you anyday. I would trust my crackhead neighbor over you! Love Lilly Allen. I certainly don't see what right YOU of all people have to be judging other people's antics and mishaps. You've been a mishap since your pathetic excuse of a carreer began!

  28. gonzo says – reply to this


    1828

    I hope your mom chokes on a D*** Perez Hilton, Lily allen is an original artist i actually enjoy. Just go to sleep fatso and think about what you have accomplished in your pathetic life other then being a scumbag.

    If you got a problem Email me b****

  29. lol says – reply to this


    1829

    LOL! Perez was wrong about the Capitol Records building in LA. Why is Lilly in the States for? That picture is HIGHlarious.

  30. QUIPE says – reply to this


    1830

    She can't sing… she is hideous… and is an OBVIOUS wannabe! she needs to just crawl into a black hole so we never have to see or hear her.. The accent alone makes her sound even more less intelligent!!

  31. cece says – reply to this


    1831

    No one knows who the hell Lilly Allen is anyway. The majority of us can't name one Lilly Allen song. She's irrelevant. Unlike Amy, Lilly isn't a star here in the States.

  32. gonzo says – reply to this


    1832

    Damn Perez make sure no one sees your ugly mug i almost lost my dinner looking at your picture. Man im sorry for talking S### now it makes me feel like im picking on a lepur

    P.S. Your Site is a pile of Monkey S*** expected more

  33. JuJu says – reply to this


    1833

    Y evry1 gettin at Perez?!?! He jus statin his opinion….its freedom of speech there isnt anythin wrong with that…nd if ppls hate Perez nd all da shyt hes says WTF ya even botherin to read it?!?!?!….let him b nd get a life…STOP HATiiN ND MOVE ALONG!!!!

  34. Britt says – reply to this


    1834

    Fuck you Perez, you must seriously be running out of things to talk about it you have to trash Lilly Allen.

  35. gonzo says – reply to this


    1835

    Hey Juju if you could formulate a sentance maybe people would listen to you. WHy do you care anyways is he your boyfriend? Make sure hes on the bottom because his fat ass will probly break your kneck.

  36. gonzo says – reply to this


    1836

    Re: JuJu – Hey JuJu F*** you, What are you his boyfriend make sure you dont let him get top he will probly break your kneck. I hope someone gets the idea to hound the paparazzi and Perez. I would love to see a caption of him eating a bucket of KFC. DAMN I CAN HEAR HIM GETTING FATTER. LMAO

  37. Sasha says – reply to this


    1837

    wow perez, am i sensing some MAJOR jealousy? seems like it. lily allen is one of the best singers around and what are you? your a blogger who talks about fashion? arent you gay? (no seriously are you gay?) and lily allen actually gets paid to sing, and make albums and stuff, do you get paid to blog? and i havent read many of the comments but most people are insulting you. so back off of lily cuz shes way more succesful than you, beoch.

  38. BARF says – reply to this


    1838

    Re: Sofia

    GOD, WHAT ARE YOU ON HIS PAYROLL OR SOMETHING? THAT OR YOU'RE ON SOME SERIOUS DRUGS!

  39. WHA says – reply to this


    1839

    Re: gonzo

    you did'nt even spell SENTENCE right, or neck! WTF?

  40. jen says – reply to this


    1840

    perez hilton, you're a huge waste of human space. i hope you fucking die you fat piece of shit. i don't understand how people can actually like you. you're so fucking disgustingly ugly and your clothes suck. go do something right for once, and kill yourself. please.

  41. yes! says – reply to this


    1841

    Re: jen

    here, here!

  42. Lola says – reply to this


    1842

    leave lily alone. you're fat and pathetic. the dirty is so much better…i liked your hot topic signing!! with ALLL your fans!

  43. haha7 says – reply to this


    1843

    hahahaha dont mess with the brits
    lily owned your fat ass
    you have the right to be an asshole when you get famous and its not off other peoples backs
    team lily rocks!!!
    x leah x

  44. gonzo says – reply to this


    1844

    I just dont understand how you get off trashing other people like this and if someone did an introspective into your life it would be. Went to KFC, Took Pictures of Celebrities without them knowing, Twisted the information and talked shit about said celebrity.

    Is that about right?

    I mean do any celebs actually want to talk to you? If so i have no idea why.

  45. Gonzo says – reply to this


    1845

    Re: WHA – Yeah fuck you too, You dick riding son of a bitch.

  46. Sam says – reply to this


    1846

    What a bitch. I never even heard of her untill I read about her on this blog. Anyway, you are awesome Perez!

  47. KRIS1 says – reply to this


    1847

    GOOOO LILLLLYYY!!!!!!!! :]

  48. Sam says – reply to this


    1848

    You're a fucking douchebag. You seriously are pathetic if all you do with your day is stalk celebrities just so you can watch what they do and make fun of it. Get a real job, dude.

  49. $$$$$ says – reply to this


    1849

    lilys fucking awesome and so is her music… what make u so special perez?

  50. K-bir says – reply to this


    1850

    shut the fuck up, perez. YOU ARE OLD NEWS. Dont' you get it? people are on lily's side. your stupid bloggin are a waste of time and a load of crap…

  51. Claud says – reply to this


    1851

    WOO WOO PEREZ!!
    the ruder the better then more the better!
    come on perez you can do it!
    she is a skanky whore!!!!
    xxxxx ily

  52. i lov says – reply to this


    1852

    perez, you really suck. lily's a million times better than you. and that picture is precisely how i imagine you without the airbrushing.

  53. asham says – reply to this


    1853

    First I want to say that I read this site daily, its funny, and with the world in the current state it is in where the news is depressing a little entertainment is needed. So Go perez for lightening the mood. I think everyone here needs to be reminded that this is purely for entertainment, I really hope that no one comes on this site and takes what Perez writes seriously? It seems as though alot of you do and you should all be very ashamed of yourselves for taking something so trivial and turning it into this disugusting display of hatred for one another. Who cares if Lilly Allen is upset, who cares if perez hilton bashes her? Some of you are treating this like its the next world war. You are all doing exactly what you are all saying that Perez or Lilly Allen has done, you are sitting here bashing one another and these two "celebrities" who you don't even know. If you all spent as much time and effort writing these vile comments as you did reading about current affairs, the current us presidential race, world news, the world would probably be a better place. I am sure there will be alot of you that will reply to this with some profane message but look at yourselves you are getting all riled up over a silly blog site that is meant for entertainment not serious discussion or debate.

  54. Kevi says – reply to this


    1854

    Let's hope that Lily commits suicide. Can anyone else see that happening?

    GO TEAM PEREZ!

  55. Kelly says – reply to this


    1855

    Lily can sober up, but you'll always be a douche Perez~

  56. PATD says – reply to this


    1856

    Fuck you perez. Your a fag. You just want attention and as far as i'm concerned… you're the mess.

  57. gonzo says – reply to this


    1857

    Perez hilton has AIDS.

  58. SLUT says – reply to this


    1858

    Re: Kevi

    Why would you EVER SAY ANYTHING SO COMPLETELY HORRIBLE ABOUT A PERSON?

  59. WHORE says – reply to this


    1859

    Re: Kevi

    You're the one with no fucking life so why don't you kill yourself? World would be a MUCH BETTER PLACE!

  60. kevyn says – reply to this


    1860

    Get a job you lazy, fat bully

  61. Lilly says – reply to this


    1861

    lmao bullied perez

  62. COULD says – reply to this


    1862

    HA HA HAHA HAHAHAH HA HA HA HA HAHAHA HA HA HA
    This has been the best opinion poll ever. These comments say just one thing about Pervez.
    .
    LOOOOOOOOOSER!!

  63. killa says – reply to this


    1863

    team lily!!!

  64. Ray G says – reply to this


    1864

    i believe they moved capital out of the LA market, even though the Capital building is still there, there isnt any capital records in the actual building. Love you PP Pants!

  65. The T says – reply to this


    1865

    UMM PEREZ,
    YOUR SERIOUSLY A PIECE OF SHIT. aLL YOU DO IS MAKE UP POINTLESS LIES AND EXXAGERATIONS ABOUT CELEBRITIES. GET A REAL JOB, AND A LIFE

  66. bd says – reply to this


    1866

    Re: Oh de – that explains ehy 95% is on team lily.
    come on.

  67. Josh says – reply to this


    1867

    Man I love this Perez is a horrible liar, worse then michael more and less attractive. He picks on the stars cause he has none the talent to become one. I mean come on, They are who they are and they are stars because of it. You are who you are because your a looser, a hack, a nobody and bitter because of this.

  68. Josh says – reply to this


    1868

    Perez is a hack in my mind, only angry at himself for not being able to be a real star like the people he picks on, Lily Allen and the rest are the way they are and the way they are makes them celebrities, and the sad truth is Perez, your just not good enough. And the worst part about you, is you pick on them when they are down, well i say your a stupid fuck who should kill himself.

  69. Andre says – reply to this


    1869

    It seems lily is kicking your ass, shes awesome and unlike you actually has talent! I think you'll find she is not at all "washed up" and if she is, well, what the hell does that make you? Lily is awesome and makes some great music, so lay off and shut your piehole. much love. x

  70. sophi says – reply to this


    1870

    perez, you're a bag of toss!

  71. V says – reply to this


    1871

    lol…so funny
    go lily..!!!
    perez..get a life

  72. Kasey says – reply to this


    1872

    I think you need to grow up Perez… your main goal is to go around and gather the gossip about celebrities and put on blast via your website and yet you are a fat-ass raging homo who can't take the heat himself. Notice with all the Paris Hilton drama, you don't seem to talk trash about her because she is your "friend". Get over yourself and put to rest this story. She is just trying to live her life like you are trying to live yours. How do you live with yourself?

  73. you d says – reply to this


    1873

    WOAH! perez this is a great pic of you. default it makes you look skinny.
    haha try again noone would know about that fat fuck perez if it wasn't for her um hello the only reason people even know your face is because millions of people laugh at your fat ass face every day… thats why he's famous. he's famous for hitting on male celebs and posting girl parts online. congrats wayy to get famous wanker!

    Haha and you think you and kate perry are all goody goody friends have you ever heard of the song UR SO GAY haha this picture totally pops into my head.

  74. User says – reply to this


    1874

    Lily Allen and WWTDD FTW.

  75. Nai says – reply to this


    1875

    You suck PeePee get a life, Lily Allen rocks and always will. She went through a really bad time when she lost her baby, not that you would care you're just a man who wouldn't know what stuff like that is like. Your a big fat bully and I hate you now!

  76. katie says – reply to this


    1876

    FUCK YOU PEREZ! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT AN OVERWEIGHT GAY GUY! LILY ALLEN IS AN AMAZING PERSON WITH A LOT MORE TALNET THAN YOU SO BACK THE FUCK OFF! NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU ANYMORE! YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NO BETTER THAN YOU! I AM ON LILY'S SIDE! GO TEAM LILY! I LOVE THE PIC OF PEREZ IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIM!

  77. pam p says – reply to this


    1877

    Go Lily!

  78. fuck says – reply to this


    1878

    perez you can go eat a bag full of dicks.

    how do you get off callin some1 a has been when you are a never was?

    nobody cares about YOU perez. you are just some fat annoying fag that has the ugliest mug ever. so go fuck yourself you piece of shit.

  79. Kaid. says – reply to this


    1879

    Soooo. I was looking at my FAVORITE Person in the world's BLOG. When I see Perez. And I really didn't have a problem until he started all this CRAP! About Lily. So I start searching the Internet. I found some hilarious picture, That Lily herself did. Lily hasn't done anything to harm him. UNTIL now. Because he thinks he has to go after EVERY person in Hollywood, to get some MORE fame. Which is RIDICULOUS!!!!

    Lily, Awesome. And now she's finally got her revenge. Woot!
    ;D

  80. Bo says – reply to this


    1880

    PEREZ JUST GOT OWNED!!!!!!!! TEAM ALLEN! TEAM ALLEN!



  81. 1881

    I just dont understand why people feel the need to bitch at each other like this…can some one explain it to me, isnt there enough bullshit in the world, why add to it by blogging and talking shit about people that you dont really know?

  82. F/fry says – reply to this


    1882

    Perez: you just proved (besides your weight as proof) that you have absolutely no self-control, even when it will end up hurting you. How can you possibly make fun of someone's miscarriage?!? did it ever occur to you that the pink hair and overdrinking might be symptoms of massive grief?! No one will side with you on this one, you hateful person. At least she's attempting to get on with life and her career- your career is simply bullying people from behind a screen; & due to that, you must eat yourself to vomiting, its got to be so disappointing for you. Btw, I think its delusional how you've made the images of yourself on your webpage thinnner than you ever were/are/will be. Apparently your sense of reality and judgement are super flawed.

  83. amy says – reply to this


    1883

    haha your such a fat shit its funny.i wouldnt dare be you! get a real job

  84. booyo says – reply to this


    1884

    and the winner is LILY!!!!!!!perez suck it…she totally made a fool out of you…HAHA…it was about time;)



  85. 1885

    haha perez got owned..brit syle!!

  86. abbej says – reply to this


    1886

    hey!
    why are you trashing lily??
    she's very down right now, and do ya think that this kinda post are good for her??
    please, stop doing this… she's not well… at all… and im guessing that she already knows that…
    she lost her baby, that's a terrible thing…

    and sorry about my english…
    im just posting cause i love her and her music…

  87. KayP says – reply to this


    1887

    Lily Allen is a fukin legend!!! u wana shut ur mouth bad mouthin people all the time the people that read the shit on ur page r obviously brain dead fuck faces!!! i think lily's picture of u is wrong it shud be fatter!!! ur a prick!! Lily isnt an x singer, what do you want her to do release a new song every 5 minutes, there are plenty of people that are working on new albums/songs etc but u aint slating them, n u slag paris hilton off but u changed ur name to sound like her???? u r a worthless shit face that has to fuck people over for the tinyest bit of fame, only reason people even know hu u r is coz ur name "sounds" like Paris Hilton!!! Who gives a shit about the lies u have to spin!!! ur a fukin joke mate really retire now!!!! EVERY ONE HATES U! and one day u will end up with a horses head or sumit rediculous like that in ur bed coz u have fuked someone off too much!!!! GO TEAM ALLEN!!!! (LILY FUKIN RULES - FUK PEREZ!)

  88. Kate says – reply to this


    1888

    Perez Hilton, you are the most vile man on the internet today.
    You might not like Lily/her hair/whatever but at least she actually DOES something with her life, like making music, as opposed to you, who just sits round writing crap about people. How does it feel to spend to spend your life watching other people?

  89. jason says – reply to this


    1889

    Blogger Suicide? Do it! You are not only an overeater, but also, alas, an oversharer.

  90. LilyF says – reply to this


    1890

    Hahhaa Lily ur so cool ! I Love You
    Perez Don't do like that ! Lily is good !

  91. monic says – reply to this


    1891

    you are the biggest douchbag ever…leave her alone.
    wtf.
    you obviously have nothing better to do than post all these blogs about a person you don't like.
    if you really didn't like her you would leave her alone.
    you're just mad cause she fought back. dear god. grow up.

  92. missv says – reply to this


    1892

    is she sucking her thumb?!?! WoW what a mess…

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