Dear Lily
You're obviously an idiot!
How could you not know that your U.S. label, Capitol Records, has an office in Los Angeles????
In fact, their building is one of the most iconic structures in Hollywood!
Did we also mention that you're a liar?
We don't know what the eff you're talking about regarding "your former manager" and some crush on him, but we do know he has a few stories to tell about you and your behavior. So you might wanna shut your piehole!
We had the pleasure of meeting you at the Brit Awards two years ago and you were so drunk you could barely speak, but what words you did say you managed to insult Mark Ronson, the man who produced your debut album. You called him a hack, as we recall, and thankfully we have a very good memory.
Blame it on the booze, sweetie. That must be your motto in life!
Shouldn't you be doing more productive things than blogging about Perez??? Don't you have a new album to record???
Naw, you're too busy pAArtying it up at the Chateau Marmont.
Well, go ahead, sweetie. Full on!
We look forward to reporting your trip to rehab in a few months!
P.S. Here's what the trainwreck former singer just posted on her blog:
"I am not a liar Pee pEe , how can I possibly have been to Capitols office in the last year when my visa to get into the states was only granted three weeks ago, there is no Capitol office in LA as far as I know and I certainly haven't been to New York in the past few days , you should know , you've documented my every move since I got here ? And many people ask to have their photos taken with me , I don't keep a record of peoples names . You wouldn't understand that though , you can probably remember the names and faces of all seven fans that turned up to your clothing line signing the other day.
I made you a present
now if i'm so irrelevant , stop subscribing to my blog and let me get back to work .
I dare you to post this on your site"
Update: Wikipedia is wrong.
Like we said, you're an idiot!
[Drunk Lily image via WENN.]
It's the Hetero Boys' Turn
He's a 'Designer' Too
Let's keep it real here, you 2 have gone back and forth all day and what is the point of it, to prove she's a liar? Come on, she posted that pic of you because your being really nasty to her, she had no choice but to give you a dose of your own medicine….Let it go, be the bigger person
Hey Perez, when are you going to come to Thailand???????????????????? We love your blog!
Yeah, so you can dish it but you can't take it? Figures. You lose, dude.
i used you love you perez, but you've gone too far. you're taking a cheap shot at lily who is obviously having a tough time right now. leave the poor girl alone. you're not funny or witty, you're mean.
Owned!
Why are you getting so abusive with her you were horrible after she had a miscarriage. What she just said totally made what you said look like bull. I live in the UK I've never heard of the Capitol records in the UK, Lily hasn't spent much time in the US just like all the other massive UK stars like Mika, Winehouse & Duffy. Mark Robson did one song on her album and he went on her TV show and they have that sort of love hate relationship. Finally she drinks so freaking what he's in her young twenties how old are you 30 something? Just because your partying days are over doesn't mean hers are AND finally you must be loving the fact that Lily just created news for you sites been a bit slow recently has it not?
Yeah, i remember you in from flab to fab from about 4 years ago or so, you were a crying baby and you obviously still are, she's a train wreck and so are you, so stop posting about anyone until you're perfect (we both know i'll grow old and die before that happens.
By the way, telling her to "shut her piehole" or you'll post whatever she once said is a threat and that ain't smart (of course no on said you were).
Re: FReal – Hahahaaha! Tnx 4 the laugh.
Fuck you Lily Allen, you boosed up skank ass whore. For serious, go fuck another old man and get herps…skeez
PS ~ Is this Lily girl's heel broken? Look at the photo. Did she stumble?
GO LILY!!!!!
You are hilarious@!!!
Perez can't take the heat!
GOOOOOOOOO LILY!!!!
I used to be an avid Lily fan until she showed the chracter she really is….i dont understand why she is even in LA or the US for that matter since she has said in the past how much she hates Americans and the US. I do believe she is a hypocrite ad arrogrant and I believe it all stems from an incredibly low self esteem. She tries to shock to get attention and seem different but in the end it is all so transparent. I am an American in London and I have heard her and seen her make a fool of hersel as well as hurl childish insults. YOU ARE NOT A KID ANYMORE LILY! She is just like the stupid celebs she so often makes fun about.
I found it totally hypocrital that she has made fun of people like Lindsay LOhan and then goes out to dinner with her. I think she is full of shit and very weak.
The pic she posted shows how hypocritical she is….she posts a fat pic to make fun of someone whilst in the past she has blogged and cried about how the media has made her feel ugly and fat.
She has about as much self respect as the two dollar hooker working the Hollywood blocks.
Bloody Slag go back to liverpool or wherever u came from!! You are a FUCKING WHORE!
Why the fuck does Perez reer to himself as "we"?
Re: srry – Honestly, I really don't think his "panties are in a bunch." I think Perez is LAUGHING HIS WAY TO THE BANK. Bad publicity is good publicity. We'd love to read his bio. American success stories are why we love America.
is that really perez????????????????????????
Re: Team
Team Perez! I would have stood out in the freezing cold all night to meet you.
Get a life! You'd probably stand out in the cold to meet Tina Chen too!
I know you are and will continue to be a success!
Just like all the rats they can't kill in the sewer.
That pink-haired has-been / never-will-be
You're referring to Perez here?
is just jealous because you won't let her suck her dick because you don't want herpes.
Yeah it might not mix well with his HiV. PLus he'd have to go through another lie-detector test like he did when he was desperate to let everyone know how he was used like a dirty cum rag by John Mayer
HAHA SUCKED IN PEREZ YOU LOOK LIKE A DICKHEAD!
Mario, You are such a loser fucking piece of shit nobody. No wonder EVERY other blogger talks shit about you. FUCK you fuck you fuck you you talentless wannabe hack piece of shit.
TEAM LILY ALL THA WAY!!!
Perez is a nasty vile bully and has been getting nastier as he thinks he's become influential. NOTHING WRSE THAN A FAT-ARSED FUCKER WHO THINKS THE SUN SHINES FROM HIS BEHIND.
FUNNY HOW NOT LONG AGO PEREZ POSTED A LINK TO LILY'S WEBSITE WITH THE NEW TRACKS AND HE SAID THE SONGS WERE COOL.
Re: Jenni – Who are you? The cyber mediator?? lol
dang perez dont fuck with lily
Yeah, Lily is so awesome and rocks so much that she was out partying almost immediately after her "miscarriage." And we're supposed to believe it wasn't brought on by alcohol and drugs? Um yeah. Okay.
Lily is useless, she's an embarassment to other great artists in our country!
At least Perez makes people laugh. This is his business. Let him do it. Lily, your business is creating some sort of "music." Why don't you stick to that?
Ha ha ha ha….that is funny Lilly! That is humor Perez….
Hahahaha…im still laughin! great pic Lilly….:)
i never come reguarly to perez site anymore…but glad i did! this is funny shit!
love u LILLY.
T FROM DENMARK/NORWAY
ONLY 7 people showed up.SEVEN.That’s it.Mario was BEYOND upset texting and DEMENDING the right water,food,ETC he was a rude royal pain in the ass and BEYOND crass… My manager was trying to get people to come in to meet Perez by handing out $5 gift cards NO ONE WANTED TO MEET HIM! …he left around 8:45PM without saying goodbye to anyone & looked like he had been crying like the little bitch he is. We sold a grand total of $6.45 of Perez Hilton items between 6PM - 9PM. My manager has already talked about discounting his ‘line’ !”
Re: d – My thoughts exactly, thank you!!!
Perez is awesome, this idiot lily is a dumb fuck. People like her can only pick on Perezes one downfall, his weight to try to get even. Perez isnt even fat anymore, but she is trying to pick on his insecurity.
If you behave like a dumb fuck Lily, then you deserve to be made fun of.
Perez, keep writing about trailer trash Lily, I find it entertaining to see what the people who have it all do to fuck up their lives!!
GO PEREZ!
Now, if this was Britney Spears, it wopuld be a different story casue there was obvioulsy a lot more up with her, but this chick is a moron
HAHAHAHA. i love how this is becoming a full on blog war. gosh. so juvenile. i'm just amazed that you even CARE, perez. the first time i'm actually seeing u personally attack someone….. goodness. doesn't feel good does it, buddy?
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i'm loving this feud!
lily's probably the one in the right, i just can't stand her! spoilt private school brat, putting on a mockney accent and swearing at the paps, she went to school with peaches fucking geldof!
grow up and use the manners you were clearly taught, you're not fooling anyone.
i hate it when kids who have grown up with so much privilege denounce it all in a bid to be 'cool', it's pathetic, just be yourself, as surely that's what being cool is?
atleast she's cute
just to get a sense of things, I don't know, what do you think people read more perez or FUCKING LILY ALLEN'S DUMBASS BLOG?
Its not so original to be a has been drunk, now is it? Lindsay, Britney…
Perez all the way, and yes he can retaliate too.
Lily Allen can suck it. She is a fugg maj.
YEAH LILY!!! You go girl!! I so totally am on your side.
BTW Perez… how would she know about your so called iconis structure… "In fact, their building is one of the most iconic structures in Hollywood!" She's from England dimwad!!
Lily Allen is the "new" old Britney Spears !
damn wtf? lay off lily
GO LILLLY
"Most iconic structures in Hollywood" You got to be kidding me. Maybe because I'm from NYC and I'm used to iconic structures like the Chrysler Building or Woolworth Building or Rockefeller Center, but that thing looks like its made from cheese and crackers. Yea I guess that's right up there with other iconic structures in LA like that cheap looking Hollywood sign. One thing about LA, you scratch the surface and you get even more surface.
Lily Allen Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You suck!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to like Lily Allen…not anymore.
How rude of her!
Perez- what a good sport of you to post that pic she made…but she's a freaking idiot.
Please leave this poor child alone. There is no need to continue to hurt her. She has been through so much this past year. If I see one more negative item about Lilly then I will never visit this sight again…..PROMISE
Re: READ! –
Here is Perez's bio you wanted to read:
I was born. I got really fat because I am a fucking lazy pig. Everyone picked on me because I was such a fag. No fag would do me coz I'm so ugly. I picked on Jennifer Aniston because she was everything I wanted to be - pretty, popular, funny, rich, famous, successful. That got me attention so I picked on lots of other women and successful gay guys. I still hate myself. I died alone and forgotten at 31 in a pile of taquitos and dog vomit. Everyone else lived happily ever after.
HA! Pwn.
"Shouldn't you be doing more productive things than blogging about Perez??? Don't you have a new album to record???" WOWWWW Perez, just when I thought it absolutely impossible to intensify the absolute HATE I hold for your bigoted, fat, hypocritical ass, you seem to surprise me. How on earth can you have the fucking audacity to post such a senstence on your blog, when you yourself shoud be doing something legitimate with your life to give meaning to your existence. Shouldn't YOU be doing something more productive than blogging about celebrities? Go get a real job, as your fifteen minutes of fame withh cease soon when everyone comes to realize what I have: that you are a worthless piece of shit with absolutely no reason to plague us with your degrading and condescending criticisms. I feel sorry for you, actually, as I know that your "friends" consist of a dog and a simple few celebrities who are solely nice to you and PRETEND to like you so they can get a good word on your blog. I hope one day you get a serious relity check when someone KICKS that pedestal you place yourself upon out from under your fat feet and completely inflated ego, you fat fuck. No one likes you and I hope KARMA comes to find its way to you one day. Your mother must be proud that she created one of the nastiest, most hypocritical beings I have ever witnessed. Good luck in life, Perez, I hope you absolutelt FAIL at anything you attempt.
if the best she can do is post a picture insulting you're (not even close) size.. she's an idiot. hey.. lily.. some of your fans are fat too… is that a problem you stupid bitch?
either way, this is uncomfortable to read.
You are a sorry excuse for a human being, as I am certain that your fat ass contains absolutely no moral fiber nor capacity to understand the concept of compassion. You are absolutely talentless, and your "fashion" line (*cough cough*) is an asbolute joke that will only have a consumer network of either blind people or people who contain the ability to look beyond your egotistical "I'm so fucking superior even though I am a fat and HIDEOUSLY, DISGUSTINGLY ugly motherfucker" attitudes. Peace out you piece of shit. YOU JUST GOT PWNED! Go Lily
Losing Love and Respect for you PEREZ… leave Lilly alone ah!!!!
haahaahaa!
i love to watch 2 fat chicks fight!
however, i am on TEAM PEREZ!
lilly alky needs a reality check.
hopefully, she will use one of amy winos tainted heroin needles
and drop dead from AIDS. (the sooner the better)
thankfully, lily alky's dead fetus was spared having to suck on the
alcohol and cocaine laced breast milk lily alky would be pitching.
ah well….
LOL Lily Allen just went up a few marks in my book. come on Perez… you can dish it but you can't take it? I thought it was hilarious!
MAN UP PEREZ. how does it feel? ur already a hasbeen w/o britney
THAT WAS COOL!! SHE BURNED YOUR FAT AS PEREZ. HOT POCKET, TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!
actually…
CAPITOL RECORDS doesn't own it anymore nor do they house any offices there…
i should start reading her blog more. it's more interesting and, dare i say, accurate. At least one things clear: Perez is in need of Mariah's re-touching artist. i love lily, love her cd, and can accept the fact that a year or two usually goes by between albums. AND she looks better than perez did with pink hair. actually, she'll always look better than perez. but that's not hard…
Sorry, but I'm on Lily's side. It seems like you're being a little unreasonable and extremely childish.
hahahahahha! Perez regardless if she did not realize that Capitol has an office in LA, her pic is waaay better and funnier than anything you've ever posted. Serious Perez you dish it but can't take it?
Perez sorry but your 15 minutes is probably going to to be up way sooner than Lily's!
Hate you Perez! Love Lily!
i don't want to be a hypocrite by saying nasty things about you perez, but every so often you can be quite a jerk, a bully, a narcissist and hypocritical. i think you should apologize to lily. in fact, i think you should apologize to the people you bully. it's true that you have all these advertisements for charities, when you basically make other people feel like they're scums of the earth. what pisses me off also is that i watched your chat conversation with that danity kane girl, acting all polite when you yourself WRITE all these nasty things about her. Look, you're a smart person. Smart enough to have everybody make 900 comments on this entry itself! and you know what? you have a huge following on your blog — whether good or bad. don't make an ass of yourself by being a hypocrite that you, NEVER made a mistake in your life. APOLOGIZE.
So, now people know Samantha Ronson is friends with Lily Allen, Perez Hilton has a feud with Lily Allen… how surprising. >
Re: haha –
um….looks like you showed up to meet him.
you are such a loser. bahahahahahahhaha!
YOU SAD FAT SLOB WITH A HUGE EGO. YOU ARE ONE PATHETIC TUBBY GURL,,LOOK AT THE MESS YOUR IN NOW,,,ALL THE D LISTERS YOU BAG ON ARE GOING TO RIZE UP AND GET YOU BACK HAHAHAHAHAHA HOT TOPIC HAHAHAHAH LOSER
*********I JUST GOT THIS FROM LILY'S BLOG, THE GIRL DID HER HOMEWORK *********************************************
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In September 2006, owner EMI announced that it had sold the tower and adjacent properties for $50 million to New York-based developer Argent Ventures.[4]
*****WHAT IS YOUR REBUTTAL PEREZ???????????????
I am totally for team LILY!!! Lily Allen likes to have fun sometimes, I don't get it, she's not like an Amy Winehouse mess or anything. Like who hasn't gotten drunk and carried out of a place b4???? Even if she was a mess (which I don't think she is) who cares! She makes kick ass music. That should be all that matters. Not who she's dating, if she's pregnant or not, how much she weighs, if she's getting drunk…Why is the actual MUSIC the least important thing these days?? The new and old Lily stuff blows me away. Perez is going DOWN!! LOVE YA LILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am so glad she Slammed you….after you insinuated that her miscariage was possibly an abortion, you crossed the line, either way what an ordeal for her to have to live that out in the public eye, and for you to pick it apart like you did, absolutly unforgivable. What if your mom or sister, friend, etc. was in that situation. I hope she bends you over and fucks you hard on this one, you deserve it. TEAM LILY
Hey Perez,
I read your blog to be entertained and to get a laugh during my work day. I love ya, but to be honest I think you are being WAY too harsh on Lily Allen. I know the media makes it seem like she's screwed up, but it's a turn-off when you bully her sooo much.
Please remember, she's REALLY young and unlike Lindsay Lohan, she acknowledges her mistakes with humour and candor.
Something about her is captivating and real.
So please stop bullying people who NEED HELP AND SUPPORT and go back to calling out stupid celebrities who really deserve it.
I don't log on to your site to watch you crucify people.
This is getting soooooooooo childish!
Wow you are such an asshole. I hope you're proud, you whiney fucking bitch.
Perez, be the better man here and don't bother to bring this up. She needs help like all alcoholics, and this isn't going to make it better for her.
Perez, she's a 23 year old… of course she's gonna want to party it up, she's still young. Get over it. I think you're being extremely mean to her, especially after her miscarriage.
I'm definitely on Team Allen for this. I mean, she's basically dishing your own game back to you, and you can't handle it. Talk about hypocritical…
i love how everyone bashes on you, perez, but clearly they are reading your site everyday. if people think so lowly of you, THEN GET OFF HIS SITE, you dumbasses! i think Lily USED to have great tunes and now, well, she's a dumb fuck. go perez! you rock… and roll, biatch!
I am just here to say Perez YOU ARE A FUCKIN IDIOT. Lily Allen will do more than you and your stupied gossiping ass will ever do…..I think you shouldjust shut your fuckin mouth and maby look and see what people say about you like how stupied you are and how you have no ability and the only reason people know you is because you are a dush-bag who needs to grow up and stop saying shit about people who have achived more than your stupied ass ever will.
wow, obviously someones a little salty.
perez you are honestly pathetic
why do you care so much of what she thinks of you?
just leave her alone she never actually did anything to you
shes just calling you out cause your a jerk
so if you can dish it, you better be able to take it!!!!!!!!
suck it easy, P!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is really funny. what if this was true??? ahhahah
lilly allen rocks!
i have no idea what her music sounds like but im going to buy it right now!
lily allen is a MUFF DIVER, that little cum guzzling gutter slut. perez, she's just jealous because your music career is going better than hers ever will.
I doubt that Lilly will read all these comments, but if she does get this far down, girl, get a fucking life. You really don't have a career any more. I'd never heard of you until I read about you on this site. You're a loser. If you think that you're just going to be a celeb blogger now, you either have to get a lot better at it or give it up too. I can't really ever see you having a career again. I can, however, see you a drunk mess with liver disease in a few years. I normally don't call people names like this, but you're just a stupid bitch. Leave people the fuck alone. Just because you can't get your own shit together doesn't mean you get to act like an 11 year old fucking brat. Bitch. Fuck off because no one cares about you.
Touchy, are we?
PEREZ HILTON, YOU ARE NOT A CELEBRITY. YOU ARE A PATHETIC FAME WHORE.
LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE. You got what you deserve.
Do the world a favor and go kill yourself.
p.s. HAHAHA A CLOTHING LINE AT HOT TOPIC??? HOW SAD.
HA! It seems as if Ms. Allen has plenty of time on her hands these days…wonder why????? Stupid drunk has-beens are always hilarious. Wow Perez, you really got someone fired up. Hold your head high sweetie pie. You are the best and everyone knows it!
Re: Mando –
LOL! You're right…Capitol Records hasn't had that building for YEARS!! There are no Capitol Records offices in that building you tool, Perez!! And you called Lily an idiot! Bwhahaha!!!
ONE HAS TO WONDER WHATS REALLY BEHIND PEREZ'S HATE FOR LILY?
SHE'S A TALENTED MUSICIAN YET HE SO OBVIOUSLY HAS IT OUT FOR HER
PEREZ LAY OFF
SUPPORT THE ARTISTS!!!!!
ITS YOUR DUTY
YOU MAKE YOUR LIVING OFF THEM!
I too love a trainwreck
Lets keep this fued going - its fun for me - witnessing the two of you make fools of yourselves. I LOVE IT
I didn't even know who she was until you mentioned her back in January. She may be something in the UK, but as portrayed by the American media, not just Perez, she's a trainwreck. It's unfortunate that she's coping with her miscarriage with alcohol, but to do it longer than she was pregnant? BOO. I still love you, dear. You've got more work and recognition than she'll ever have and she and her fans are jealous!
I'm sorry Perez but I'm on Lily's side this time. You dish it but you don't take it…Now you know how it feels to be dished and made fun of 'Karma's A Bitch!' ain't it?
Hahahahahahaha!!
Don't cry like a little girl Perez!
Team Lily!
I have never written a comment and I never imagined that I actually would but after noticing the amount of negative remarks left for Perez, I decided I would show some support.
First, I think its really noble that Perez posted the ridiculous and demeaning picture. It definitely says a lot and shows that he absolutely CAN take as much as he dishes out.
Second, Perez doesn't post a single thing that the rest of the (normal) world isn't already thinking about the trashiness of certain celebrities. If there's a way to capitalize on their antics, who wouldn't do it?! If you think he's such a dick and a waste of life, why even log on and read his blog?
Perez is smarter, wittier, and much more successful than Lily. He's a pop culture icon - two years from now, let's all ask ourselves who the hell Lily Allen is.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I am totally on Lily's side for this one you fucking freak. Everyone does hate you. Your voice just makes me sick and you are one of the reasons Hollywood is just a mockery anymore…..sweetie. fucking douch.
Hahhaaha! Oh come on, THAT is funny! That picture is priceless. You're starting to take yourself too seriously, Perez. It'll ruin you. You have to give her props for that or you're no better than the idiots you call idiots!
you're such a loser. do what you're supposed to be doing on this fucking blog. GOSSIP! that's why you made this thing you fat piece of shit. btw, you sound like a 2 year old in this post, shit head.
Perez, you're just being a spiteful old man…
this is so lame.
P, if you're going to dish it you should be able to take it instead of telling lilyit's unproductive to defend herself. look what you're doing.
get over yourselves.
see you both in celebrity rehab season 5
the picture lily made is phenomenal.
but ya… you gotta be pretty daft to not realise there's a capitol records in LA… not only if you're IN LA, but if you're SIGNED TO THE RECORD LABEL!!!
geez.
Yay!! Lilly !!!!!
Perez..get over yourself!
YOU ARE A FUCKING HACK, YOU DRUNK ***FAT*** WHORE.
DON'T FUCK WITH PEREZ FOR WRITING ABOUT THE SHIT YOU ***CHOOSE*** TO DO.
TALENTLESS BITCH!
Lily Allen, her music and her blog suck!
Perez - if all these people hate you, what are they always on here writing how much they hate you. If they really hated you, they would not even be on here!
OMFG, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE FUN OF UGLY NASTY SKANKY PARIS HILTON AND HER PARTYING HABBITS STUPID? PEREZ YOUR A GAY FUCK WHO CAN'T GET NON CAUSE YOUR NASTY
HAHAHA That photo and her response is awesome!! GO LILLY!
Dunno why Perez has such a hatred for you but I'm sure he'll find another target soon. Just ignore him.
Perez stop being such a dumbass…let the girl live. I'm sure her problem with booze isn't helped by your constant mean insults and attention.
Hahaha… an oblivious little girl who gives a bad name to singers. However, the pic of Perez is great. She needs to get help PRONTO
Re: olive –
Go back to sleep, dumbass! He had to post the picture because it was already going all over the internet and she challenged him. He had no choice because everyone was going to see it and know that he was owned by a tiny little girl from England…which he has been anyway.
Perez is the best. Lilly Allen sucks. You all need to back off of him, if you hate him so much why are you making comments on his page? You have no life so this is what you do? Diss on Perez? losers.
thats soo funny perVez u should have let it go i actually had some respect for u when u posted up her first comment without any comebacks…you've just put ur credibility in question because of this immature feud u decided to pick with lily the drunkard. i never liked her much before but because of this i like her more and ur to thank i guess…team lily..grow up PerVeZ
AND LILY STOP WASTING UR TIME FIGHTING THIS FAT DOUCHE HES PRETTY MUCH GOT U WHERE HE WANTS YOU IF U CONTINUE THIS 'FEUD' IT WILL ONLY BE GOOD BUSINESS AND MORE ATTENTION TO HIS SITE SO LEAVE HIM ALONE AND LET HIM TALK HIS SHIT!
That's hilarious….cat fight…reowwwwrrrrrr !!! It's like Perez is the girlfriend and and lily is the philandering hubby/boyfriend saying "it wasn't me!!" You two should get a room already….makeup sez IS the Bessstttt !!!!
Please stop being so mean. It's depressing.