This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone.
Rumors keep circulating that Heidi Montag and hubby-to-be Spencer Pratt are in talks to have their wedding seen by millions.
Yes, they're (eventually) getting their own reality show.
And, get this, they're planning with the heads at MTV to have their wedding on a live telecast.
OMG, we totally see Lauren OBJECTING!
According the the couple, their dream is to have a small wedding on Sir Richard Branson's Necker Island in the Virgin Islands.
For food, they'd love to have it catered by Wolfgang Puck's Cut restaurant.
For their guests, they'd like to give everyone watches by Jason of Beverly Hills.
And as for a performance, they'd want U2 to perform.
Yeah, and then they woke up from their dream!
Shouldn't Heidi perform one of her shiteous songs at the wedding???
Spencer can choreograph!
Keep up with the name dropping, though.
Maybe if you mention Vera Wang enough, she'll make your dress for free?
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