Get Ready For It
This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone.
Rumors keep circulating that Heidi Montag and hubby-to-be Spencer Pratt are in talks to have their wedding seen by millions.
Yes, they're (eventually) getting their own reality show.
And, get this, they're planning with the heads at MTV to have their wedding on a live telecast.
OMG, we totally see Lauren OBJECTING!
According the the couple, their dream is to have a small wedding on Sir Richard Branson's Necker Island in the Virgin Islands.
For food, they'd love to have it catered by Wolfgang Puck's Cut restaurant.
For their guests, they'd like to give everyone watches by Jason of Beverly Hills.
And as for a performance, they'd want U2 to perform.
Yeah, and then they woke up from their dream!
Shouldn't Heidi perform one of her shiteous songs at the wedding???
Spencer can choreograph!
Keep up with the name dropping, though.
Maybe if you mention Vera Wang enough, she'll make your dress for free?
[Image via WENN.]
Meeting The Future In-Laws
Yawwwwwwwwwwwwn.
This was all over the internet EARLIER this morning. You're once again BEHIND the times Perez.
The craziest part of their fantasy is that they could get U2 to play–
first
lol
first!
not 1st?
I rather have a root canal then watch this over rated mess!!!
* I wish they would go the fuck away already ! Seriously. When I saw them in the commercial with Pete Wentz I almost puked ! ****
first?
what is up with spencers head in that pic?
Saw heidi off 10 freeway and western couple months back in her conv. audi. Not into the hills or the show but they make a cute couple. Sat next table to Conrad at Color Me Mine in Bev Hills last year. Didnt recognize her at the time till I saw her on tv…she was such a bore!!!!! Prob went there to see if paparazi would bite, none did. Now when Im at area or other clubs on La Cienega cant believe parparazi flock to take her pics. How things have changed!
they look like wax statues from… is it Madamn Clussiau wax thingers or something F`n weird As*
1st
WHO CARES! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THEM
what an insult to barbie and ken!!!
1st!
ill be watching
Yeah….okay
are you KIDDING me???
they are so fucking deluded. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEIR LIVES.
U2 to perform. Yeah. Right after they're visiting some some world country, I'm sure they would LOVE to perform for Speidi's wedding.
"seen by millions". Holy fuck.
FIIIIIIRSTT!!!
she's too shiny.
just when you think things can't get any more ridiculous..
Is it the end of the world already!?
9th
loser wannabees
There is no way this can be a legitimate wedding. They aren't actually a "real" couple are they?
why is he always dressed up and she's wearing jeans?
LMFAOOOOOO who do these 2 total LOSERS think they are???? too bad their 15 minutes are WAY up!
Looks like a young Regis and Kelly.
Re: nani – or why is spencer always in a suit when he has NO job? hahaha
OR HARRY WINSTON
hahahahahha
who do they think they are? also, every single person or company they listed is successful enough for this to be a backstep for them. do they think that will be done for THEM? exactly.
Are you fucking kidding me? Why are you ALWAYS reporting about these twits??
Perez, why are you up Speidi's ass? Or…maybe they are up yours?
They look like wax statues of themselves.
and will the divorce be on VH1?
I dreamt last night that Spencer was murdered, and no one cared!
Her face is all greasy!
EW!!! nasty skank!!
Who's the wedding planners: Trisha Ryan and Star Jones?
urgh, whoever that boy is hes immensely unattractive, yuck!
These two are disgusting materialistice shitheads. What exactly are they famous for? I am sick to death of them and I've never ever seen them on tv or heard them speak but they're in magazines and on Perez hilton all the fucking time!
attention whores.
U2 will never perform at their wedding… i said it first…
omg - will they just go the fuck away? what a couple of attention whores. nobody cares about their wedding. just shut up and get married already if you're so in love!
Will they brodcast the divorce proceedings too? I'll watch that.
I'd like to ask them, "How does it feel to want?" The reality couple should have a reality check.
I like the hills will never watch the stupid shit Heidi and Spencer chimpmunk face loser will put on the air. They are lame and ugly like weird ugly looking so sad that if you want to see some guilty pleasure you stuck with seeing their gnarly mugs. SOOOOOOO LAME!!!!
Uhm does anyone even CARE about these people? They should get over themselves~~
perez i love you but stop writing about these two retards
wat are they famous for?
why does the paparazzi follow these two twats?
Although i'm glad he got rid of thoes nappy blond pubic hairs off his face
Well isn't that special. Their wedding MAY be aired to millions, but seriously I doubt that many would watch. Fake tears and such, too much. I would love to hear the laughter from Richard Branson, Wolfgang Puck, and Bono and crew when told of those wishes. Or more likely silence as they try and figure out just who these two losers are.
My guess Wedding site: Las Vegas, Caterer: Hooters, Performer: Heidi of course Gifts: Something from her crappy clothes line and her CD of course.
Any other ideas?
ROTFL!!!!!! These two fakers will do whatever they can for "fame and money"…. It just goes to show you how much they want to be famous because they will do whatever they have to do to be noticed. Spencer and Heidi need to come back to the real world!
The two of you look so cute together! Even without Spencer Pratt at your side, you are a doll Heidi!
I most certainly hope your wedding is televised, so that many of those who do not have the privledge of watching The Hills, can at least see you for the kind and gentle young lady you've become and the woman you're growing into.
Your fans love ya!
xoxo
Randal
they look like they are made of wax…. he needs to lay off the makeup!!!
spencer looks like a mix between a ken doll and the devil and heidi looks like a cross between a barbie doll and a horse lol
Re: Girl – "I am sick to death of them and I've never ever seen them on tv or heard them speak but they're in magazines and on Perez hilton all the fucking time!"
I HEAR YOU!!!
Re: Rndal – You'll be the only one watching!
THESE TWO ARE A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS LOSERS!
WHY DO THEY GET SO MUCH PUBLICITY????
Oh please, U2 play their wedding that definitely won't happen. Spencer and Heidi are a bunch of douchebags.
Why is she marrying a gay man?
Aren't their 15 minutes up yet??? Please stop reporting on them so they go away!!!
Didn't ken and barbie break up?
Wow!!!!! More fake fighting and making up they really think the american public is so stupid well I have some brains and will not be duped into watching this crap.
They are both LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE./
She's cute. He looks like the assholes from high school back in the '80s (turned up collar, smarmy cheezy smile). How will these two ever survive life when the cameras lose interest?
DELUSIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THOSE MUTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DELUSIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every time I see them on your page, I just scroll past. They are a waste of space, sperm and egg. I hope they get sterilized so their celebutard children don't infect the Earth with stupidity and ignorance.
Please stop posting about them. They hurt my brain. I'd rather see Britney Spears cooch on every page than these Hills fartfuckers. God. Help us.
NO ONE CARES….only Perez cares since he's friends with them and trying to help boost their career.
his jaw is soooooooo fuuuccckkkiiinnnggg wide it's no joke he looooooks fuckin fake
That's the lamest thing I've heard lately, and I've heard a lot of lame things.
I can't imagine ANYONE wanting to watch a reality show about them. But then, I realize, there are a lot of stupid, plastic people out there that live for this crap. I don't get it. I've got better things to do with my time. I'm only posting about them now because I'm at work, bored, and getting paid for it. I surely won't waste my time off on them. TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE
Good thing the State of California ruled that Gay marriage was legal so Spencer could get married!!
I pissed my Lauren Conrad-designed pants when I read this!! Absolutely hilarious!! U2!! Really??Really????? Whatever magic pills these two airheads are popping, I want them too! Must be great to live in a fantasy world.
Re: Rndal –
Its people like you that give these douchebags the idea that they are god's gift to Hollywood and that people love them and what they do. They suck, their deluded and they are a waste of everyones time. Drop dead Heidi and Spencer. Please. Do the millions of people who are sick of you, a favor
Seriously don't ever compare this skanky fucking cunt to Barbie! Heidi and a million times more PLASTIC and Barbie could ever be. It's sad that the entertainment industry is so desperate they would actually consider these two "stars".
im actually starting to like heidi and spencer after realizing what a big beetch lc is.
i wish head people at tv stations would realise
we all HATE THESE TWO AND WE WONT WATCH ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEIR OWN SHOWS.
please add to boycott ……………. tv shows / magaize covers with them on,
magazines with them in ..
just say NO, NO, NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!
they make me sick ! they have zero talent and look hideous.
look at him all smarmy and sickly looking, not like ken at all.
sorry, he looks like 12 years old, a twerp, nerd, jerk, moron, loser .
I love them! I need a Heidi by my side.
STOP TALKING ABOUT THESE TWO DUMB FUCKS GOD I HATE THEM I WISH THEY WOULD JUST DIE OR GO CRAWL UNDER A ROCK
u2 would never pander to their wims
and
wolfgang should say NO too and all the rest of them,
please yes, good idea,
boycott and make it known now that we will not watch, look, listen, pay money to see these idiots any more.
ban them .
STOP TALKING ABOUT THESE TWO DUMB FUCKS GOD I HATE THEM I WISH THEY WOULD JUST DIE OR GO CRAWL UNDER A ROCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God he's ugly!!
WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS ABOUT THESE TWO DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they are so pathetic and FAKE , FAKE, FAKE AND SHALLOW!
how shallow can these 2 get ??
i think they hit the bottom of the barrel by now .
wobder when she will make him have an eye lift,
his eye is all wonky and droppy lids, ahaha.
make him look even more plastic .
spencer looks like one of those claymations from 'team america'…
so nasty
The TV world must be smoking some mad crack..I can't think of one person who would waste there time watching these two. Seriously whats going with TV , that they would even think abyone would want to watch these 2 make a mockery out of marriage.
STOP IT. those two waxy fucks need to drown in the waters off the beach where they plan to get married, and never be spoken of again.
also, barbie and ken are much less artificial than those two bleach-blonde clowns.
That's stupid… you know I think Heidi used to be beautiful before she had all that surgery. I think her face now looked terrible.. Especially her lips.. she always looks crazy.
Oh god, please boycott Spencer and Heidi. Why do you keep feeding their egos Perez? Its not funny!
i'm sick of these two wax looking losers
Who is coming to the wedding? They have no friends and Spencer said he didn't want parents there.
LOVE them! I would watch the wedding. Lauren's stupid.
I cant wait to see the show with they !!!. I LOVE HEIDI AND SPENCER.. THEY ARE SO COOL AND AMAZING!..
I HOPE SO THEY HAVE EVERYTHING THEY WANT!!!… IS GOOD TO HAVE DREAMS !!!
they are so fake…….. they are really boring
Dude on the left, is that a real person?? Looks like something that belongs in Madame Toussauds. Creepy.
Re: WHATE – Wow….Scary! They're not hurting anyone! There are child molesters and murderers and crooks out there who are probably more deserving of your comment.
Gee they both look like plastic and spencer looks like a troll doll. Do they seriously believe that people would actually watch them? I mean no one seemed to care what they were doing when they were on the Hills. It's about time MTV dropped these two! Hopefully fast before they really start loosing viewers!!
Hes such a gay!!
I wish they would just disappear!!! Don't they know that NOBODY cares about them…the show would be a total flop. They are sad, and when their 2 minutes of fame is over they just won't know what to do with themselves. Won't last forever Speidi.
Love them!
Wow pple, you have so many mean, horrible things to say! If you dislike them so much then just boycott them instead of spreading so much negativity around.
I think they're really smart for being able to make so much P-R for themselves. If I knew how to make myself famous the non traditional way, I would too!
They're also very good looking and it must take sooooo much work for them to stay so perfect.
Congrats to them! I would watch their wedding
Anyone else notice that heidi isn't wearing an engagement ring?? WtF?
There are some things money can't hide. Trash
They're Hot.
Team Heidi!