Get Ready For It
This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone.
Rumors keep circulating that Heidi Montag and hubby-to-be Spencer Pratt are in talks to have their wedding seen by millions.
Yes, they're (eventually) getting their own reality show.
And, get this, they're planning with the heads at MTV to have their wedding on a live telecast.
OMG, we totally see Lauren OBJECTING!
According the the couple, their dream is to have a small wedding on Sir Richard Branson's Necker Island in the Virgin Islands.
For food, they'd love to have it catered by Wolfgang Puck's Cut restaurant.
For their guests, they'd like to give everyone watches by Jason of Beverly Hills.
And as for a performance, they'd want U2 to perform.
Yeah, and then they woke up from their dream!
Shouldn't Heidi perform one of her shiteous songs at the wedding???
Spencer can choreograph!
Keep up with the name dropping, though.
Maybe if you mention Vera Wang enough, she'll make your dress for free?
[Image via WENN.]
Meeting The Future In-Laws
Watch - Lauren will binge the night and morning before the wedding then crash it and barf all over their wedding cake and shit in the punch bowl. Hilarity ensues. Again, why am I even wasting my time commenting on these spoiled, shallow douchebags?????
Is it just me or…..has mr spencer had some work done too???
let's be honest, these two sure know how to milk it.
ken and barbie? more like ken and barbie on crack.
I still don't understand why the FUCK all these former Laguna Beach bitches are famous. I've never seen people who deserve fame LESS then these fools…even Paris Hilton! I understand why people follow her around…
I just don't get it. What exactly have they done to be considered "celebs"?? I hate MTV for this. THis shit is all their fault.
does anyone is real life put their hand on their man's chest to pose for a picture?? She such a hollywood copycat.
Why are his eyes so close together? He looks like he belongs in a wax museum.
He's the fugliest thing I've ever seen!
i must say that watching, "The Hills," defiantely turned me against Heidi and Spencer, but that's exactly what they wanted. They aren't interesting enough for people to actually pay attention to them, so, figuring that out, they decided to soak up the negativity and eat it like pound cake! gotta do what you gotta do to make money these day's, aye?
i definatley WON'T be watching that crap on t.v. though. it's gonna be like chewing gum for the eyes.
i say we bring back Nick and Jessica!
No matter what these two idots do and no matter where and how they go about it - I will not spend my dollars contributing to their mutual coffers. I usually buy ALL the tabloid mags but if I see one of their mutually not even talented faces - I refuse. Almost like I'm walking now- and refusing to fuel my gas guzzler. Same type of gouging going on. Keep trying maybe they can be on Circus of the Stars!!- Wow
PLEASE EVERYONE IF THEY DO MAKE THIS DON'T WATCH IT SO THESE TWO WILL GO AWAY, THEY ARE SUPER ANNOYING AND WE ALL HATE THEM SO DON'T WATCH IT.
who are these fucking people????????????? Why o why do we give a shit??????
he has GAY FACE
i don't actually know who these people are, but looking at the pic, there is no way that guy is straight.
everytime those two wannabes take a picture that look like those wax figures
I just want them to go away already. NO ONE CARES!!!
First of all WTF is wrong with MTV?!? The wedding and then a "reality" show. They underestimate us.
Remember when Perez used to hate these two until they did his stupid 'Perez Says…' reality tv show? Up until then they were their own biggest press… I miss those days. If I wanted to read great things about these two whores, I'd go to their own website. But now that I think of it, who better to promote them than perez? Phony, addicted to attention, designers of skanky, low rent clothing lines, overinflated egos, the feeling that they're more important than they really are - no wonder Perez likes Heidi- they're virtually the same person!
Can we watch them fuck on the honeymoon too and when she gets knocked up can we watch the baby come out of her smelly vagina.
Who cares about these two assholes!!!! Why why why are they famous???
go away.
I dig these two after hating them. They are both so brazen and plastic, and don't pretend to be otherwise.
why is the loser always in a suit.. MEH
why is that loser always in a suit?
MEH
can someone please explain to me why people watch the hills and give these douchenozzles rating and a paycheck!? Pepole are starving all over the world and people are paying rich people money? what sense does that make? for a stupid ass show that is more fake then pam andersons 5th boob job!
Seriously, he looks just like that crazy Rhydian from the X factor
they look like robots.
hahahahahahahahaha
U2 haahahaha
unless you lie to them and tell them that is some kind of aids benefit..other than that in their dream…
I've heard perez has the hots for Spencer. He wants some of his sugar! Perez would bend over in a second for him!!! OUCH!
These two make me sick!!! Could he look more like that f'd up Chucky doll freak. And….could she look any more plastic…oh wait - she is plastic. Why can't they just…GO AWAY?
watz next a HONEYMOON SEX TAPE?????????
I am so sick of these two. They are absolutely pathetic. I have never seen a woman be so desperate for attention that she would subject herself to deal with his behavior. He treats her like shit and she lets him… She obviously has no respect for herself.
If they're thinking about getting married still, then why isn't she wearing her engagement ring? They're dildos.
Is it just me but every picture of this guy looks like he's made of plastic.
He is so weird looking. what a freak.
omg im soooooo sick and tired of speidi. they annoy me.
why the hell would i watch these two delusional psychos tie the knot! that effing douchebag spencer, he's always wears a suit even though he's more useless than kevin federline because he's making himself presentable as an aspiring political hack. could heidi be wearing more makeup? it's like she's had all of her pores removed. i actually liked heidi best before he got involved big time. now i know they're both filth, which his how they like it (re: spencer in rolling stone: "the machine runs on hate now."). if i had an extra safe to spare, i'd drop it on them!
How do they like being the most hated people in Hollywood-not to mention the world? I would hide my head under the covers for the rest of my life if I did even one of the things they do continuously. What slimes. They're worse than trailer trash because they are like trailer trash with money and no class. I see them shooting up heroin or smoking crack and dancing on poles (yes both of 'em) fairly soon. Ewwww!
i soooooooooooo cant wait 4 when they get divorced i sooo hope they show that
!!!!!!! HA HA fucking douches!!! they should get a life and fuck off out of ours there's ppl in this world who fuckin starve an they fuckin do that seriously stop gettin plastic surgery an stop acting like ur liked an start fuckin helping ppl god they piss me off Perez u rock!!:)
wow spencer and heidi you are both classA snobs.
ur not nearly famous enough to have those people at ur wedding
so stop being stuck up and just have a normal wedding like evryone else. gawd
Spencer looks like a drag queen. I hate his face.
I NEVER WANT TO SEE HER OR HIM EVER THEY ARE TRAIN WRECKS, THAT IF MTV DOES GIVE THEM THEIR OWN SHOW I WILL NOT BE WATCHING, BOTH OF THEM ARE LIARS AND SHE TOTALLY FAKE WITH HER BOOBS AND THE OTHER FAKE ON HER ARM WHO WOULD PAY FOR HER MUSIC AND THE VIDEO WAS HORRIBLE.
Eww. I fricking hate them.
It just hit me! Spencer and Howard the Duck were totally separated at birth!!
they are so overrated. i'm sick of seeing them and the rest of the hills cast. they don't do anything special. not worth watching.