How Do We Say This Delicately???

Uhmm….

What was she smoking????

Mushy Fartone was spotted roaming around NYC on Wednesday dressed like Pocahontas.

pocaHOntas is more like it!

She can paint with all the colors of the wind, but whichever way the wind blows, it will tell you that outfit is just one hot mess!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 10:15 am / Email this »

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Johnn says – reply to this

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She looks just fine. Far better than you ever have Perez. What do you want from her anyway, for her to wear some of you Hot Tropix line?
Cass says – reply to this

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Sweet fancy Moses–
amy m says – reply to this

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Ugggg that is soooo wrong
you s says – reply to this

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i like her outfit…
LMURP says – reply to this

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Scary outfit- she is wearing tights in June! This is clearly to hide her cellulite problem.
emmz says – reply to this

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PUKE
Thats says – reply to this

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Funny stuff Pee Pee Perez, YOU making fun of how someone ELSE dresses!
WHATE says – reply to this

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Poor Mushy is so lost and confused. THere needs to be a second Sixth Sense so she can have another chance to start over.
lmao says – reply to this

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says the dude that brings out the shittest 'clothing' line EVER.
Stop trying to act as if your a fucking know it all when it comes down to fashion, music and film..
You have no idea.
Look at what YOU wear.
And STOP being a hypocrit.
ailee says – reply to this

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No worse than Paris Hilton and some of her get ups. Don't here you saying anything there. Be consistent, you are so off the boil lately!
Triny says – reply to this

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It was 90 degrees in the city yesterday!!! HOT MESS!!!
growu says – reply to this

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Why dont you send her some clothes from your shitty fashion line !!!!!! Perez you really need to GROW UP!!!!
cinde says – reply to this

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Can someone tell me why Perez hates this poor girl so much? I'm really beginning to get the shits with all his bitching and negativity. It's getting boring! i think I might switch to The Insider Online, they just report what's happening without all the hypocritical comments!!! By Bye Perez!
ALISO says – reply to this

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i love it!
Marie says – reply to this

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I like it too.
Canad says – reply to this

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I actually don't mind this outfit on her!! She's looked a lot worse before!! lol
Style says – reply to this

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YOU of all people should not be judging style. She always dresses different from everyone else and kudos to her for that. She has her own style and she sticks to it. I wouldn't wear it but i'm no fashion maven and we each have our own style so I won't judge. TO EACH HIS OWN.
hotme says – reply to this

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PEREZ
deb says – reply to this

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I think this is one of her better outfits..at least we cant see all the flaws!
Melissa7777 says – reply to this

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cow girl heaven!!!!
WONDER TWIN says – reply to this

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paint with all the colors of the wind…hahahahaha!

that song takes me back.
brige says – reply to this

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i love mischa barton no matter what she wears. she is beautiful.
geeba says – reply to this

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more like poca-HAUNT-us.
Shary says – reply to this

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First
Tandy says – reply to this

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lawl at the Pocahontas song reference.
Lala says – reply to this

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Ok, so I dont like her. But I think its cute. Im lovin the skirt.
burri says – reply to this

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……….wasn't it like 100 degrees yesterday in NYC? i love how people think they can wear boots year round - UNACCEPTABLE!!!
retet says – reply to this

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it was fucking 90 something degrees in new york yesterday. if i could go out naked, i would. and she wears thigh-high suede boots???
loveL says – reply to this

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i LOVE her outfit! lol. is that so bad????? i think alot of other people will also. but tights in june? shes obvi self conscious about the way she looks.
dee says – reply to this

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I think she looks cute.
capit says – reply to this

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Black tights and suede boots? It was 103 on Wednesday in NYC. This suggests a serious celucite siutuation.
max p says – reply to this

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I love the lady in the doorway behind her- the expression says it all and i do like the skirt. but tights in june unless you are in iceland is just odd.
The G says – reply to this

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Mischa:
It is a good day to die.
(PS: Which Arizona roadside Injun Trading Post did you buy that get-up at?)
jules says – reply to this

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thanks for quoting the lyrics from the disney movie song perez. loves you.
Savvy says – reply to this

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ASSHOLE!!!! we were only in the middle of a heat wave!! it was 108 degrees how do those pantyhose feel???????????
emma says – reply to this

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she looks far better than she normally does and a hell of a lot better than Britney or Lily Allen
lala says – reply to this

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wool tights when it's 90? hiding the cellulite?
Luvli Mum says – reply to this

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Yikes!
Those boots are UGLY!
Susan says – reply to this

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No. No. No, Perez. You've got it all wrong. She looks really hot! That outfit is smokin. And look at her hair, so soft and pretty. I hope she feels confident because she looks great.
Betty says – reply to this

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She looks perfectly fine. Why do you hate her so much. Did she snub you once?
j says – reply to this

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She's smoking the peace pipe! the boots are a bit much but I like the skirt
Ian says – reply to this

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hot isn't the word.SCORCHING more like! She definately looks better than if she was wearing the hot topic line!
harle says – reply to this

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it would look good without those boots
BigB says – reply to this

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Pokeherunconcious.
mel S says – reply to this

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I think that this outfit is adorable! So hot!
mucha says – reply to this

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She looks great! My only complaint is that those boots and pantyhose are not appropriate for 87 degree weather! Otherwise great outfit!
smiff says – reply to this

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no wonder why we have had so much rain
bob says – reply to this

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and, um, she is who, exactly?
cshiz says – reply to this

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those boots are sick!
Pocah says – reply to this

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I smoked a peace pipe with that girl and she took my clothes. Hey, I want my boots back.
Ssinn says – reply to this

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That outfit is actually cute.
zachh says – reply to this

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Yummy Mummy
Jenne says – reply to this

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I sorta like her skirt. I don't like all the shit she's wearing with it…and if there were a couple more inches on her skirt, it'd probably be cuter.
Tom says – reply to this

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I usually agree with you Perez, but this time you're wrong, she looks quite good! mocassin boots are in style now and i see nothing HO-ish about this outfit
Fred says – reply to this

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I think that looks pretty good. She's not crying and looks reasonably sober.
Megha says – reply to this

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I like how she dresses! This is such a cute outfit. She's not trying to impress anyone! LOVE IT! It's different. She's not trying to fit in with the style! She creates her own look… Unlike certain people
Kim says – reply to this

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I personally love what she is wearing. The outfit with that indian style skirt is real cute. The boots I find are way over the top, maybe if it had less stringy thingys it would make the outfit look way cuter. There, a mature, logical way to criticize her outfit. Try it!
pmarb says – reply to this

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She looks cute. Shut up.
#67 says – reply to this

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i acually like her outfit………… PEREZ why are you contstanly mean to certain people……….. im tried of it……………….. YOU ARE TOO predictable …..
Bill says – reply to this

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I don't get it? If you don't like these people, why do you keep their 15 minutes of fame alive????

hmmm…….
DAD says – reply to this

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AS LONG AS SHE'S COMFORTABLE WHO CARES
roc says – reply to this

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I think it's cute
laur says – reply to this

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i didn't think it was that bad. it's very original.
CocoHanna says – reply to this

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She looks cute. I like the outfit.
Moi says – reply to this

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I think it's cute…some of what you think is nice Perez, actually is tacky. I find you, rather classless. You are a wannabe star, and advertise your every movement. All about the cash. Notoriety. And, btw, Canada is not one privately owned restaurant. You want to throw stones? Glass everywhere.
Cyn says – reply to this

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i usually agree with ur WTF outfit comments…but with this one..i think its actually kinda cute..
geesh says – reply to this

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nice…! racism and stereotypical imagery of Aboriginal people is definitely more hip and classier than the outfit ms. barton is wearing.
She' says – reply to this

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oh come on now- you're stretching for insults now. She's cute! 70's hippie chic. She pulls that off well. Looks comfy and fun. You wouldn't call it ugg if one of your other all-look-alike pretty young femmys wore it!
windb says – reply to this

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I like her outfit.
randi says – reply to this

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Actually, I like her outfit. I bet if Aggy sported this you'd be saying something different.
Jacki says – reply to this

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And on top of that shes wearing stockings and boots… it was 89 in midtown on wednesday.
Cinny says – reply to this

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She looks more like PokeyHiney to me…
D says – reply to this

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I think she looks really cute but those boots and tights would feel better in cooler weather. If she can stand it in hot weather, that's fine.
MissI says – reply to this

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As a hot native american woman, I love it. I could totally work it
vitam says – reply to this

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Wasnt it like 100 degrees in New York yestaday, She's a stupid ho, never lliked her.
jess says – reply to this

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I actually really like it
alici says – reply to this

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i think the outfit is cute.
me says – reply to this

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She stole Rechael Bilsons HairCUT!
Valerie! says – reply to this

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That doesn't even look like her. I guess that's a good thing.
lola says – reply to this

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She always looks dirty to me.
dered says – reply to this

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eh, her look here is kinda cute actually…those boot 'tassels' will get caught in car doors though
debi says – reply to this

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Ah, Perez sometimes you are really pretty damn funny. I like it.
ramon says – reply to this

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I can't stand the girl, but love the outfit. Looks fun and comfortable. Well, with the exception of the black tights. Probablyt to hide her granny legs. I want a pair of those boots!
Brendalove says – reply to this

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70's hippie chic, my ass. The only people that wore those boots were 80's hair metal bands.
poco says – reply to this

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i actually really like her skirt its cute
obv the boots are fucking uuuuuuuuuuugly eeew what designer even crafted those fashion sins
lmfao says – reply to this

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She can paint with all the colors of the wind, but whichever way the wind blows, it will tell you that outfit is just one hot mess!

lmfao! Ur funny Perez!
Bren says – reply to this

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She would be fine if she lost the boots…
You dress far worse than her, Perez.
tight says – reply to this

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sasquatch legs
Marci says – reply to this

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She looks like a Clydesdale horse.
Swim says – reply to this

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It was 93 degrees here in the shade !! We were bathing in the pool, why is she in boots ?
pipi says – reply to this

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i really like the outfit!!! it's soo cool and looks really good on her!!!
JD says – reply to this

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HA HA HA, what a loser. At least we don't have to see her soggy back end.
hi says – reply to this

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the only thing that is bad is those boots. the outfit is cute
lilin says – reply to this

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Perez, you must not have seen the Fall/Winter shows. Gucci, Armani(Couture),Anna Sui all have a hippie ,indian,fringe on everything, Go to Vouge.com and see the shows
bob says – reply to this

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This is nothing comared to the terrible messes you wear. I still can't believe you don't get that…well we know you don't want to admit it. What in the world do you know about fashion. You've never been on a top ten list in Vogue or something, you've always had horrible pictures of you and you come out with that wannabe fashion line that looks like one you just put your name on. T-Shirts are not FASHION! Maybe you should read these comments about your lack of fashion because you need to stop acting like a child and stop being a hypocrite. really.
bella says – reply to this

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she actually doesnt look too fat…maybe she started working out? anyways, i think you need to find a new nickname for this poor girl perez. mushy=mean
Ana says – reply to this

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what is she thinking?? is like 100 degress here in NYC
spide says – reply to this

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You have an unhealthy obsession with this poor girl…wish you would just leave her alone…you're a mean little person.
JJAZZ says – reply to this

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GIRL PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT?
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HELL TO THE FUCKING NO YOU TEEPEE HOUSING PROJECT REJECT!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'M GONNA STEAL YOUR FUCKING PEACE PIPE YOU FUCKING TRANNY MESS WANNA BE DIVA BEY———-OCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'M GONNA DRIVE TO LA AND SLAP YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JJAZZ says – reply to this

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I'M SO FUCKING MAD I'M GONNA START A NEW FUCKING PAGE
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WISH ME LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!