How Do We Say This Delicately???

Uhmm….

What was she smoking????

Mushy Fartone was spotted roaming around NYC on Wednesday dressed like Pocahontas.

pocaHOntas is more like it!

She can paint with all the colors of the wind, but whichever way the wind blows, it will tell you that outfit is just one hot mess!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 10:15 am / Email this »

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JJAZZ says – reply to this

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I JUST STARTED A NEW PAGE SO WE CAN TALK SOME MORE ABOUT THIS FUCKING WANNA BE INDIAN MESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DO YOU HEAR ME MUSHY?
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I WILL STEAL THOSE MOTHERFUCKING BOOTS AND GIVE THEM TO THE VILLAGE PEOPLE HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'M SO MAD I'M GONNA SLAP A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I WANT ALL MY LITTLE LAMBS TO WATCH THAT PIC AND LEARN….PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT YOU. WEARING THOSE BOOTS IN PUBLIC COULD GET YOU IN MORE TROUBLE THAN CARRIE WHITE BEING ELECTED PROM QUEEN HONEY!!!!!!!!!!
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HOLLER BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aries says – reply to this

102

I really like what she's wearing
niafi says – reply to this

103

The lady in the doorway look like she's thinking the same as you.
but, i still think you're being too hard on her.
RoXx says – reply to this

104

yet again, why is this chick famous?!
seriously get a fukin clue!!!!
Playboy8820 says – reply to this

105

omg, look …its Perez making fun of a young hollywood starlett again. There is something new. He is so over…….ad I wont even start to go into how he dresses. Limited sizes must be the reason…..LOL
Brook says – reply to this

106

Personally, I think the lady's outfit in the back is worse!
HAHAHA.
dwia says – reply to this

107

this just proves you have no taste in style and/or fashion. this outfit is adorable. psh, no wonder your 'fashion line' is tanking at hot topic
laure says – reply to this

108

she looks good!
jess says – reply to this

109

perez u don't look any better so lay off
Hyde says – reply to this

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The boots are a bit much, but the dress is adorable. I'm so sick of your picking on her, Perez. I'v never seen her in anything and have no reason to like her, but the way you trash women is getting ridiculous. I can't believe the young women who read here not only put up with it, but join in. Come on girlfriends, stand up for your fellow sistah.
bslap says – reply to this

111

she looks great…especially since she doesn't shop at Hot Topic
erica says – reply to this

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to say that mischa barton is looking like pocohontas and using a derratory word within the name is a huge insult.
pocohontas raised a baby while she single handedly guided lewis and clark to the western states of u.s.a.
mischa barton is a pothead who doesn't even work.
wtf perez, show some respect.
dutch says – reply to this

113

If your protegee miss Deyn had been wearing this outfit, which I think is funny and original and sweet, it would have been all that and then some, cut the crap, grow up and give the girl a break…
Hanna says – reply to this

114

i think that outfit would be adorable without the boots,
plus she looks cute.
Danie says – reply to this

115

The outfit isn't so terrible, my concern is that it's ninety-something degrees here in New York today… my guess is she's smoking crack- who wears tights & suede boots in this weather?! Idiot.
Aim says – reply to this

116

poke my hiney…that's a good one too Perez haahha
mikee says – reply to this

117

she looks good, thats the point of NYC style- its avant-garde
Godde says – reply to this

118

She looks really pretty!
honestly, what could she possibly have done to make you have this irrational loathing for her.? Your fat ass probably has more cellulite than (what you're are always blah-blah-blahing about that) she has on hers.
Just leave the girl alone.
joosb says – reply to this

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Honestly, now, Perex - you ARE reaching a bit here. yeah, I would have ditched the dark tights but otherwise - she looks cute! Her hair looks great and I like the look she's got going on - Let me say this delicately - give her a rest, Hon! I like you but what has she done to deserve all this venom?
cass says – reply to this

120

she looks okay to me.
but thats because that i believe you should be able to wear what u want.
fuck the haters.
ive seen worse, this is nothing.
dkdkf says – reply to this

121

We were you were blatantly sexist, but now you're racist towards Natives too? Is Pocahontas the only Amerindian woman people know of? You liberals are such backwards fucking hypocrites!
Melis says – reply to this

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You're fucking on today Perez. I'm still giggling over the prune story, and now thinking about pocaHOntas painting with the wind.
Lanel says – reply to this

123

I think she looks fine. Poor girl is grinning with glee from paparazi attention, little did she know she would make this type of headline. I would wear it.
DFA\ says – reply to this

124

I think she looks nice.
I would were that, I'm aboriginal… so Pocahontas is basically my cousin lol
clare says – reply to this

125

Actually, I think she looks kinda cute. And kudos to her for not following the crowd. If everybody dressed for approval we'd all be sheep. Baaah!
gaby says – reply to this

126

i absolutely love her outfit.
i would wear that if i had it.
scarl says – reply to this

127

Perez…did you really say a "hot mess?" Because to me she just looks like a MESS! Love your blog PH! Love everything you do! Keep it up, because if you don't, what will I ever do at work?
disap says – reply to this

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Mario,
I read your site because you're funny. Sometimes you make me laugh out loud. Today however, I didn't laugh. Not at this post. Inserting the word HO in Pocohontas is not only insulting to aboriginal people, it's degrading to Native women. I know it was flippant and it very effectively displays how it's always okay to pick on the 'Indian', but leave everyone else alone. Even you Mario, a gay Cuban man, didn't think there was anything wrong with making fun of someone elses culture. Yesterday, in Canada (a place you claim to love) our prime minister apologized to all First Nations people for the abuse done to them as children at the hands of monsters in residential schools and today I come here for a light hearted laugh and read this. Shame on you Mario, I know you KNOW better. YOU know what intolerance is. Have some respect and get educated. P.S. an open apology would mean a lot to your native sisters and brothers.
kiki says – reply to this

129

What the fuck is this dumb bitch wearing?? She must be on crack to think she looks good in the stupid outfit, I wish I was her mother I'd smack the shit of out this stupid cunt.
CUTE says – reply to this

130

I think it's really cute. I love her outfit!
john says – reply to this

131

She looks good.
emily says – reply to this

132

i think she looks great. she's got her own style, she's doing what she wants. at least she wears things that fit her body well, unlike you perez.
phil says – reply to this

133

yeah she is hot and your a fat slug get over her already honeslty
maria says – reply to this

134

ii looooveeee her outfit she looks hot!
mynameisjonas. says – reply to this

135

perez, why do you hate mischa so? granted not the nicest outfit but still, you fucking hate her for like no reason? wtf?
Nothe says – reply to this

136

Umm, THAT'S NOT EVEN HER!
cindy says – reply to this

137

that outfit is tight Those over the knee boots with that skirt is Hot! stop don't be a hater she does look just fine
Jessica says – reply to this

138

Duh, her weed totally goes this with outfit!
Lux S says – reply to this

139

She looks great, at least she isn't dressed like every other hoe in the spotlight.
LAURA says – reply to this

140

didn't she have good style a few year back. i loved her chanel bags & ballet flat days. she hasn't looked good in forever. she is just weird.
lyla says – reply to this

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Ok. the outfit it's pretty weird, I'll give you that. But what about that hello kitty shower hat you use to wear at premieres and other events?Sure, that's the most normal thing in the world to wear, huh?
Maddi says – reply to this

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FUCK YOU PEREZ. Can you gossip about what the celebrities are doing instead of their OUTFITS? So fucking pointless and unimportant! I happen to like that outfit, and I'm sick of you talking shit on celebrities because of their fashion choices. How come you never pick on male celebrities as much as you do on female celebrities? HIGHLY SEXIST. You fucking bastard.
Amyzo says – reply to this

143

Don't you mean that she is dressed like someone from the Nappy Ho tribe?
Lilia says – reply to this

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POCA-HOT-MESS!
manuf says – reply to this

145

lololol, she looks like dog the bounty hunter (hair and outfit)
mere says – reply to this

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I LIKE her outfit!
hi says – reply to this

147

and what exactly do you know about fashion? this is actually a cute outfit. dont like whats under it though.
austr says – reply to this

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dude why are you always paying out mischa, just because she isnt like every other celebrity wearing typical plain boring designer clothes..
atleast she isn't overweight and sporting a 'i just got ran over by a lawnmower then fell into buckets of mixed paint' hair-do.

like why would you even try have dirt on her,
have you looked over your new clothing line?
or realised that the type of people that send in there 'cute' pictures sporting perez gear are usually dirty emo freaks or random fat americans.

seriously bitch come to australia and you will be way more then out casted.

xoxo.
ljdjh says – reply to this

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i personally think the outfit is cute! and i think you should stop putting people down for your own self enjoyment perez! you're such an ass!!!
shawn says – reply to this

150

Maybe she was trying to cover up her cellulite! But for real I kinds like the outfit it's cute and comfy!!
james says – reply to this

151

you really are a bully!!!!!!! oh oh oh and maybe a small hypocrite

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