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Humor Is The Best Medicine
Talking smack is much better than smoking crack, no???
Cable channel Starz is using 'humor' to make sense of its acquisition of the Lindsay Lohan stinker I Know Who Killed Me.
Check out the press release they pumped out to the entertainment news wires to promote the channel's airing:
SUBJECT: It's "The Parent Trap" Meets "Saw" - See Lindsay Lohan in "I Know Who Killed Me" on Starz This Saturday Night Starz Invites You to Experience the Exclusive Pay TV Premiere
Lindsay Lohan
In
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Saturday, June 14 at 9 p.m. (ET/PT) on Starz
Winner of EIGHT RAZZIE AWARDS (2008) including:
Worst Picture
Worst Actress (Lindsay Lohan) – twice
Worst DirectorWhat the critics had to say:
“Gruesomely tawdry and inept.” Entertainment Weekly
“A disaster that exerts a perverse fascination.” Variety
“Bad is easy: this level of awful approaches the genius.” Flick Filosopher
“…it is the kind of strangely fascinating terrible that can make for an entertaining time at the movies under the right circumstances.” eFilmCritic.com
“No review could really do justice to the monumental trashiness of this mess; it really has to be seen to be believed.” New York Daily News
“Exquisite in its awfulness….”
Quad City Times“The film is so cheap, lurid and overwrought, it could be made up of lost reels from Grindhouse, except it lacks the knowing, self-referential humor of that B-movie parody.”
Minneapolis Star Tribune
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
We're sure Lindsay loves it.
Y'all remember when she actually said out loud that she wants to win an Oscar????
Ha!!!!!!!!!!
Completely Gratuitous
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At least Lindsay has real projects and not some website that is slowly failing due to people being over your ignorance Mario. Lindsay made millions with talent. You have nearly made that with…it doesn't take talent to run this site…it takes low self esteem and jealousy. More and more I read posts about people getting over you and this site. Idiot.
Perez you are such a fat cunt. Stop wasting your life being a "celebrity gossip blogger", wipe the cheeto dust off your fingers and your size xl hot topic skinny jeans, and go get a real job.
go the fuck away already……….dont you fucking get it?? nobody is following your fire crotch ass!!!!!!! please overdose and die already!!
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I dont think this film was any worse than any other movie shes ever been in
Hey I think i might be the only one in the world that actually really liked that movie
Not a joke
seriously
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Um I don't get it. Are they being totally sarcastic or is this actually happening? I went to see that movie… I highly HIGHLY regret that impulse decision.
Oh and "tb" I'm not over Perez and probably never will be. He's fucking fabulous.
Hahahaha! fucking slut tard, even paris fucking hilton can act better than her!
oh dear linds, even new zealand hates you!
LiLo answers the phone "trainwrecks anonymous, how may I take your call?"
sore loser perez, lily allen is way more famous and loved then you will ever be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just put it on to see how bad it is….thanks starz
dammit…the Perez hate in full force today….somewhere out there Avril Lavigne is smiling in triumph.
Perez I hope your feeling better, after lily cussed up out. good, its about time celebrities showed you they ain't scared of this so called hollywood most hated website
When will you realise that more and more people are starting to dislike you Mario?
Please get a real job.
Or at least, report real stuff.
Don't bitch endlessly about people who are far more talented than you ever will be.
I used to read your site religiously, but recently it's becoming a joke.
I doubt you'll read this comment, you're too stuck up your own ass to bother.
TEAM LILY ALL THE WAY.
I LOVE LINDSAY LOHAN
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Re: tb – I so second that, especially the part about low self esteem.
Re: Lana – LOL STFU LANA. perez is a fatass cunt who needs to commit suicide. People who actually support Perez are either overweight or have low self esteem. NOW DIAF BITCH.
this movie was beyond terrible…lindsay has zero acting ability…even if her characters are supposed to be very different in all of the movies she has been in Lindsay still manages to make them seem all the same…..her phone sex voice actually works against her…….versatile is the last word i would use to describe her "talent" as an actress….maybe it is time that she came out with her own reality show????????? even the stripper scenes are bad…i thought she took pole dancing lessons? all she did was hump it a few times but she never actually dances on it…she really sucks
AND SHE NEVER SAID SHE WANTED TO WIN AN OSCAR. THAT WAS A FAKE ARTICLE YOU FUCKING DOUCHE.
lol @ film filosopher's review
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Re: tb – Re: tb – I AGREE SO MUCH! PEREZ IS A FUCKING FAILURE.
LINDSAY>>>>>>>>>>>>>PEREZ
Re: tb – ummmm and by you coming onto this site you are keeping it running….way to totally ruin the point you were trying to make DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: LL FA – it was not a fake article although lindsay claims she was misquoted…she said she wishes she would be married, have an oscar etc. by 30, but she never meant that all of that would happen, but that it would be nice…
Hey, I'm maybe the only one but I saw ”I know who killed me” and I really liked it!:O I think that it's a soso movie but it's not bad!! Lindsay is so sexy and I think that she changed now… she really take her carrer for serious… anaway! Lindsay you'r hot!! I'm a men and I'm not shyng to tell that! (Sorry 4 the english I'm from Montréal and I'm Québécois criss!)
–PUK–
Lana….cough I mean Perez……that's good. glad you shared your opinion with me. Go marry Perez then and sit around and eat muffins and talk about beautiful skinny people you hate. That's the way to live girl! Go get it!
LINDSAY>>>>PEREZ…. KILL YOURSELF PEREZ, LINDSAY IS SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
PLEASE DIE PEREZ
Ya. That movie totally freaking SUCKED! LO-HO-HAN IS SHIT! But NEAL MCDONOUGH is in that movie! AND HE IS FREAKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Perez, its me Paris. I fucking hate you, now die.
Stupi- I don't think TB's point was to shut down the site. But way to put out an opinion. DUMBASS. She was pointing out Perez is an idiot.
I cant believe people actually support Perez. Lindsay at least is talented. Shes not some fatass blogger like Perez who sits here drawing dicks on MS Paint.
wow….such haters
lining up as fast as they can to tell you how much they can't stand you P……….looks like you've made it!!
i hate perez so much but i love lindsay lohan
honnestly I REALLY LIKED THAT MOVIE…
she can do drugs as she wants… she was perfect for the role and … shut up Perez… you CANT ACT… you are the one rejected from cinema + movie school…
I think the lawsuits lohan are giving you… make you a sick bastard…. wait until you wont be ABLE TO TALK ABOUT THEM LIKE BRITNEY… then you WILL HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY….
Re: mamaj – mamaj — SHUT THE FUCK UP. ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE THIS WORLD SO FUCKING HORRIBLE. SERIOUSLY, SUPPORTING PEREZ??? GO SHOVE A KNIFE DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU MISERABLE BITCH!
Now i really want to c this movie! But If Lindsay's still alive and has finally gotten off drugs in like 20 years, she will win an Oscar. She's gone through so much crap that it will make her a better and more interesting performer. She already has the talent. Look at ROBERT DOWNEY JR. Around 8 years ago he was in and out of jail or rehab and people thought he was a waste and now with Iron Man and his other upcoming movies, this will be his year!!
What the hell are you Perez haters doing on here if you think he is such a cunt? Go to the real cunts websight where everything is pretty and flowers and rainbows. Non one makes you come here. Linds is a nasty skanky drug addict whore. She has no idea what she said from one interview to another.
Like the old adage goes… "Any publicity is good publicity." Sad though, truly pathetic. PS - Lindsay should stay a brunette. Much prettier w/ her skin tone.
Re: lr – lol fuck off. if you can talk shit on other stars, we can talk shit on fatass perez.
I hate hate hate ahte ahte perez. Lindsay is a good actress, actually. and she in all honesty, COULD win an oscar. The movie was awful…it was an awful idea…horrible picture….but she acted the part as best as anyone could have. HOw is it her fault that the movie was ridiculous?
why are you such a douche? You suck you fat UGLY fuck face. You are so ugly even if you lost weight, you'd still look like shit.
Re: miss – Go fuck yourself Miss! It's just stupid to come on someone's site and say stupid shit about that person. Not only can you come on here but so can I. And like I said if you don't like the cunt being bashed go to her site. Don't like people stating their opinion about nasty Lindsay don't come on here. Isn't it passed your bedtime anyway? What are you? 12? The facts speak for themselves. She can't even do being a drug addict right.
why do you hate on some yet kisss assssssssss of some truly horrendous assss suckers????? you love the low-life attention whores madonna and brangelina etc..ec… but talk shit about a kid who is getting her party out???
Perez is turning into what he himself despises…
someone who trounces upon their own fortune..
White girls, don't date nigs. Your kids will be dumb shits and zebras.
I hate to say this… But LINDSAY LOHAN IS A BETTER ACTRESS THAN PARIS HILTON. And that's not saying much.
LL IS A DYKE
oh look, now your making fun of lindsay, again, same old boring shit on this website. Time to upgrade.
no, I liked that movie too. Most critics and bloggers are critical assholes so they ruin it for the rest of us
I like how Starz kinda turned it around into being something so bad that it's must-see–
Love Lindsey as an actress and I credit her for living her life, fame, fortune and mistakes. I cant hate on her one minute then love her the next when she isnt credited well in a movie. Espeically when I havent seen it and so many haters love to just jump on the bandwagon of hating. Her work rocks and at least with her real life talent and projects she can afford to to fuck up and still have playing ground alot of us could only dream of having. You go Lindsey, dont mind the haters. By the way she is more beautiful in real life!
seen it, it was ok…confusing but ok
Re: lr – LOL YOURE PROBABLY OBESE LIKE YOUR IDOL PEREZ HILTON. SERIOUSLY, SIT THE FUCK DOWN. PEREZ SUPPORTERS NEED TO DIAF.
why don't you people get it?
perez likes the attention!
positive OR negative
when you bitch about this site…he's just reading your comments laughing.
despite the fact that you hate him, you're contributing to his popularity
perez hilton is the media queen we all love to hate
this is why he is famous…or semi-famous
i actually started to watch it out of boredom and just for shits and giggles….when i actually got into it and like it!
Yea, Lindsay is a hilarious trainwreck but I almost feel bad for her about this movie! I mean, has anyone seen it/read those reviews? They scream "who the eff wrote and directed this shiz?" That dude is hella lucky he cast LezLo so she could take all eyes off his terrible work!
Dina you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about and I would put my picture up against yours anytime. I'm far from obese or even fat. Nasty Lindsay's shit is out there for all the world to see - on actual news chanels. This whole lesbo thing is just a stunt because no one cares anything about what she is doing anymore. She's done this all to herself. Public drug addict - got that covered suck every dick in Holly wood - check (and in Paris) flashing her nasty firecrotch all over - check ruined her own career - non one has fucked theirs up more except Slutney Don't like the truth - log off and fuck off I can and will say whatever I want in my nice thin hot little bod bitch
Is that Wale in the pic? Wale has a song called W.A.L.E.D.A.N.C.E.: "My climate is higher than Lindsay Lohan's nostrils I'm powder, sorry Mark I don't mean to offend your sister's girlfriend…" Love it.
LINDSAY WHORHAN IS A TALENTLESS CUNT FACE WHO DESERVES TO DIE
QUICK SOMEONE GIVE PEREZ A HOT POCKET!!!!!!!!!!! AND A NEW FACE PLEASE CUZ MAYBE THEN HE'LL GET LAID AND WILL STOP BEING SUCH AND UGLY HATER TO PEOPLE.
Re: moon_the_pimp – HAHAHAHA you are so right she is a cunt face and it's it Samantha Ronson's HAHAHAHAHA
lol
mario eres una mierda. por favor deja a esta muchacha en paz, mis amigos ya no leen tu blog poeque eres un hipocrita de homosexual.
People are such haters, I'm not a fan of Lindsay's but I actually really liked that movie, I don't care what these hater critics say about any movie, their taste sucks anyway!
What happened to you Dina? Did Hanna Montana get over? Did mommy make you go to bed? Summer school starts petty early in the morning for junior high kids. Sleep tight - kids really do need their sleep
WALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAa
yeah
That my mans WALE from D.C., you all will be hearin him soon
P. Plz dont tell me your site is going commercial. with all this love hate commenting, i think you are going commercial on me.
i still read the site, but am curious why the pic with lindz just happens to be her with an american man of african descent. seems a bit much and stereotypical.
lets stick to real stories. even your blogs "for a good cause" are more interesting then that.
PS. to everyone commenting…. P.H. has lost a considerable amount of weight.
so your comments aren't far off from his blogs. "Not True"
Dont hate the playa. Hate the game.
ya know… i used to come to this site for UPDATES and now all i see is a bunch of shit talk, and really, who are you perez hilton to talk shit about anyone? you've made your living off of these people, so shame on you for thinking so highly of yourself as to totally undermine their existence. it's a shame that people feed into this kind of sick humor…. getting off on someone else's demise. this site USED to be cool… but i guess once someone comes out with a clothing line at a goth store in the mall they can treat everyone else like pieces of shit.
dog eat dog world… exhibit a.
WOW
you people are so mean
you are all equally as rude as perez so i'm not sure what point you are trying to make.
oh please. that movie was good. I really liked it. you're just jealous because your floppy ass flops at everything you do. (hater) in fact, every movie Lindsay does is good. what is your talent, you cuban wanna-be-American loser.
i read Lindsay Lo-Life has a monkey on here back.
(and there is photographic proof of it)
who knew….?
Re: ally –
They only say stuff so Perez will notice them because they are just as insecure and self-centered as he is.
I feel really bad for her. I think she realle has potential. She is beautiful and talented but her freaky friday/ mean girls image is completly gone and not in a good way!!! she needs to really think what she wants from life….and definetly get real friends and problably a better family !!
WALE! why don't u feature him instead of these obscure EuroTrash musical disasters???
not only is this bitch an asshole. but she's a mudshark too!
First of all I loved this movie, I'm proud to say I own it and I don't get why its being trashed… I'v seen it 3 times and it is just great… Really scary at some parts suspensful, and it has an awesome ending… So Perez until you have seen this movie for yourself don't trash it honey… Are you just bitter because you didn't win an award tonight on Bravo? I watched the whole show and I didn't see you at all. Back to my point, Lindsay is such an amazing actress and one day she will win an oscar, I just don't understand why pple dislike her so much what has she ever done to you Perez? Who cares if she parties which I havn't seen her do much of lately she is 21 almost 22 and if you can remember all the way back to your 20's Perez I know its been a while you would remember 20 yr olds like to have fun and party is that a crime?!! I know who killed me in my opinion is one of Lindsay's finest movies great acting and casting and I like her name in the movie as well Aubrey or should I say Dakota….Team Lindsay bitches!!!!!!!!!!
"ESQUISITE IN ITS AWFULNESS" THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST REVIEW! LOL!!!!!
Love Lindsay.
I have no clue and will never understand what posseses people to come onto Perez's site, read everything he has to write, and sit there and bash him. If you dont like what you see, dont come on the damn site. seriously its THAT easy. No one is forcing you to type www.perezhilton.com into your web browser and read all the posts. If you have nothing better to do, then youre the losers. Wow.. go look at a website where people wont have to read your bitching and moanings. it gets old and annoying.
Re: Tish – Ah, because telling someone to go shove a knife down their throat? Yup, there's an improvement on the world, hmm?
tb's comment was an ouch eh?
tb's comment was ouch eh?
Just a fan: I really like her, the real Lindsay Lohan, you gotta admit that mean girls movie was cute!! heheh stepp it up girlfriend. . You know you can. . . :0) keep it up. the whole sober thing, i struggle too. much faith, much love…
thank you.. make that loot$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ rs1
perez the film wasn't that bad.
STOP HATING ON LINDSAY ALREADY
poo on lindsayyyyy
ps. el capitan Perez is on point great gossip colum and a great place for me to get pissy and stay anonymous! thanks p.did dirteeeeeeeeeeee lub u sexpot!!
Re: asdk; –
LMFAO.
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Does anyone feel like these two were taking seperate pictures.
Lindsey looks like she got told to take a slutty picture after having forgot to wash her hair, while drunk AND sunburn (BTW no one is ever going to think you're a real blonde with all those freckles)
What'shisbucket looks like he wanted to make a gangster sign but was worried his mom would see it. So instead he tried to make the peace sign (coincidently also the equivilant of the middle finger in some European countries) and popped it to the side to look hard core.
Tisk tisk, they really should decide on a picture theme next time.