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Lily Bites Back

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At least we can agree on two things: she's a mess and no one is talking about her music these days!

Says Lily Allen on her blog:

"repotedly retarded

No pictures today I'm afraid, I forgot my camera yesterday. So, I'm a little upset today, Perez Hilton is a mean man. I don't know what I did to piss him off but the last few months he has launched a bit of a tirade against me, I can understand why he'd write "MESS" across my head on a picture of me being carried out of an awards ceremony drunk out of my mind, but some things he say baffle me. He insinuated I was smoking during my pregnancy, which was not true, ask anyone who knows me, I didn't touch a cigarette or a drink for the few months that I was pregnant, he also insinuated there was something suspicious about me having a miscarriage, which is just wrong, but I'm not going to go into how painful that whole episode was. Yesterday he posted this

And the battle is on!
It's hard to stay on top in the music industry. Just ask Lily Allen!
Lily used to be Capitol Records' "golden girl" but lately she's just been slipping. She's known these days more fore being a tragic train wreck than a musician. She knows it too. That must hurt!
And, now, it seems she's been replaced.
Replaced by none other than a Perez fad, Katy Perry, which we first introduced you to last year.
Katy also performed at our kick ass party in Austin during SXSW this past March.
Well, according to reports, a music industry insider has said, "Lily Allen is peeved at Capitol. She feels like they've shoved her aside to focus all their energies on their new girl of the moment, Katy Perry."
But the real insult, according to the source, came when the label "replaced a photo of Lily Allen with one of Katy Perry" in its office main lobby.
Ha ha ha!!!!!
Lily is starting to look like washed-up goods.
The only thing that can save Allen now???? If she makes a good sophomore album!
But, from what we're hearing, Lily's new material s-u-c-k-s.

I don't know why this has annoyed me so much. If I'm honest, it's probably because part of it is true these days I am more known for being a train wreck than a musician, and it does hurt. I've been working really hard on my new record; I don't think it sucks by the way. I haven't released a record for two years, so it's totally understandable that people don't write about my music anymore, however it's not fair to say that I'm washed up and it's not fair to make up these feuds between people. Not everyone's lives are fuelled by egos and jealousy, mine is certainly not. There was a time when Amy came out, that I was a little jealous, she has an amazing voice and writes incredible songs, what singer wouldn't be a little jealous of that, but I'd never let those feelings become unhealthy. And this is not meant in any way but I'd never heard of Katy Perry before I came here a few days ago, I didn't even know she was on Capitol, who by the way are not my label. I am signed to Regal Records in the UK and Capitol distributes my records here in America. I don't feel like I've been shoved aside for anyone, I haven't got a record out yet, so why would anyone be focusing their energies on me when there's nothing to work on! I have never been a "golden girl" and I think I visited Capitols office in New York once, about a year a half ago, I very much doubt they had a picture of me in their lobby. The point I'm trying to make is these stories are just not true. If the word reportedly exists in a story it means that it's pretty much a lie, just so you know, it means they can't prove what they're writing and their covering their backs. Perez doesn't do this even he just writes things that aren't true with no shame about it, and it's sad. I read these posts on his website about anti – bullying campaigns and all these good causes, and while I used to enjoy reading his site it seems to me he has become what he hates so much a bully. He bullies young, successful females; people usually bully people they're jealous of so I'll let you come to your own conclusion on that one. Anyway, I've got nothing against Perez personally, I don't assume to know him, what I do know is though. Is that he has a HUGE crush on my old manager, who I fired with a few months ago. Maybe this is his way of getting in his good books, or maybe it's because I turned down the opportunity of going on his TV show when he asked me to, who knows?
Anyways, I hope you'll all like my new material, if not, looks like I'll have to find something else to do.

I'm going to work now

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653 comments to “Lily Bites Back”

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  1. britt says – reply to this


    i have to say i kinda feel bad for her…but atleast she's aware of how other people perceive her and she's not trying to deny stuff and put on a happy face

  2. alexz says – reply to this



  3. Matti says – reply to this


    Lily… he is just jealous cause you can rock the pink hair and he just looks like a dip wad with his.

  4. 4

    I like her, trainwreck and all. Be nice, Perez.

  5. we ha says – reply to this


    What sooo your not even gonna say anythin back?!? wait. its cuz you cant cuz shes RIGHT.


    That is probably the best blog ive read all day.KUDOS lily, .at least its the truth unlike your crap.

    Leave samantha, Lindsay, Lily, mischa, everybody alone and get a real fucking job.

  6. Laura says – reply to this


    She doesn't sound like a mess to me!! Go Lily!

  7. Melie says – reply to this



  8. kelly says – reply to this



    i really hoper her new album is a good one…

  9. 12345 says – reply to this


    She's right. You are a bully.

  10. babyd says – reply to this


    aw i love lily allen

  11. Barbi says – reply to this


    perez, quit being such an asshole about lily. she's 23 for christ's sake. that's still college age. if you're hating on her for partying, then you gotta hate on 90% of college girls who are partying just as hard if not harder. right now is the time to get the party out of her system by just having fun. and i really hope you feel bad for the cheap shots about her "supposedly" smoking during her pregnancy. that is a low blow and completely inappropriate. she is a beautiful young woman who is just living her life. don't make up bullshit just to amuse yourself. that's just spiteful and bullying. fuckin hypocrit.

  12. 12

    She has a point Perez. You are a bully. You make fun of Ali Lohan and she's 14 years old! That's just sad dude…

  13. alex says – reply to this


    seriously… she's right. you are mean, for no reason. i read your site but i've started to realize how meanspirited and angry it has gotten, for people that are trying to do what they love to do. if i was a celebrity, i'm sure you'd write "mess" on my picture too, but these people are under constant scrutiny and the smallest mistake and you hang them out to dry. it's just unpleasant, and it's a shame that you're tearing apart a what, 20 year old girl?

  14. linny says – reply to this


    I am starting to like this Lily chick and I think she has a few points. None for spelling or grammar, though!

  15. mimul says – reply to this


    I side w/her………Perez….you're really being a tool on this one…….
    She makes some good points.
    My sister-in-law had a miscarriage a couple years ago and was crushed…..deeply emotional situation………

  16. janie says – reply to this


    i use to loooooooooooooooove perez hilton but now you are the biggest bitch!

  17. autum says – reply to this


    i am totally with britt

  18. Jessi says – reply to this



  19. sasky says – reply to this


    Fair enough

  20. First says – reply to this


    You're QUICKKK

  21. kiddm says – reply to this


    I think Lily is great. Ups and downs are part of life. Let her live the way she wants. Leave her alone.

  22. m says – reply to this


    WOW, perez she has totally got you sussed! what she says about your bullying of young FEMALE stars is sooooooooo true! And OMG you have a crush on her old manager LOL good luck with that fatty LMAO!

  23. Heath says – reply to this


    It's true Perez, you can be a bully

  24. 24

    i love her blogs…

  25. jasmi says – reply to this


    Perez ur a fucking dumbass! Lily Allen is Awesome! And the reason no one is talking about her music these days is cuz she doesn't have a new cd! Just like she said!

  26. khaos says – reply to this



  27. JAmie says – reply to this


    Wow, Perez! She just made you look like the most petty person around. And I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed the hypocrisy!

  28. dered says – reply to this


    wow…someone actually expressed some real honest adult feelings to what you spout here 'rez…mabye ya wanna control it a bit more in the future, hm?

  29. espo4 says – reply to this


    i luv u perez but its true you were wrong yestersay fess up to it…get your info straight ! (and who the hell are these so called sources because your info 'S-U-C-K-S')

  30. 30

    leave her be perez

  31. Candi says – reply to this


    I'm with Lilly on this one.
    She showed SHE is the bigger person. Perez, you're a loser.

  32. MIMO says – reply to this


    HAHAHA! She's sooo right about you Perez! Fatass!

  33. katie says – reply to this


    yeah perez..maybe you should stop being such a hateful bitch. this poor girl is obviously going through a difficult time. does it feel good to kick someone when they're down? and i must have missed those posts where you speculated about her smoking during her pregnancy, but if you did, that's completely disgusting.

    i'm beginning to see you for what you really are: a desperate hanger-on that seeks fame in any way possible. good luck with that.

  34. Lulu says – reply to this


    She's right Perez. You think you're so influencial that if you kick at celebs that are on the down spiral from success anyway- it makes you seem so in touch and better- THAT MAKES YOU A BULLY you asswipe.

  35. 35

    It is not ok to make fun of someone who has a miscarriage. If you're going to post stuff about other people, try to make sure that it is right. You do end up looking like a real asshole and I have a feeling that is NOT what you want to look like.

  36. Jacki says – reply to this


    ….she freaking DROPPED your ass, Perez.

  37. espo says – reply to this


    i luv u perez but u were wrong yesterday I mean get your facts straight already…(by the way who are these so called sources… because their info 'S-U-C-K-S'

  38. AMAND says – reply to this


    good for her!!!!!
    i totally think perez is wayyy too hard on celebrities. just because people are famous does not mean they need to be picked apart by bloggers.
    i understand that he feels the need to entertain his readers but drawing obscene (NSFW i might add) stuff on peoples' faces does not require any talent- i agree wholeheartedly with lily about the bullying-
    perez claims he is friends with amy winehouse but he talks shit about her constantly.
    i like lily so much more now that she has responded in such a manner- it shows she really is human (a celebrity with feelings!!) and isnt afraid to show that side.


  39. yule says – reply to this


    ”but I'd never heard of Katy Perry before I came here a few days ago”

    the katy perry's myspace has a photo
    of lily allen with katy

  40. liz says – reply to this


    this girl has too much time on her hands to be blogging. Why doesn't she pick up a book & read. Dumb ass celebrities

  41. 41

    Uh, Perezelle? Maybe you SHOULD knock off the sniping. Most people think of Lily as a trainwreck because of YOUR blog. If you had even a little bit of heart for her, maybe you'd knock it off? Never mind I'd hate to think the emotional damage you'd do to a very young woman in transition who reads your blog. Just an idea from a fan of you both.

  42. MsLov says – reply to this


    at least she can dish it back!

  43. 43

    thats a refreshingly honest post from Lily….kudos to her.

  44. 44

    she wants to act like me!!
    first..she copies audrey's hair
    and then she acts like me
    get a like lily!! @_@

  45. Vic says – reply to this


    Dont worry about it Perez..

    I agree with some of the stuff lily did but as one of your earlier (video) posts said about watching everyone and reporting on it, thats all you are doing. Lily has been messed up of late, and what she doesnt get as a celeb (barely celeb tbh), is that she needs to IGNORE the media and NOT READ TABLOIDS or read Perez hilton even (no offence P), because people say everything about you and you can't take it personally. KEEP ON GOING P!

  46. cinna says – reply to this


    love you lily!!!! Perez is mean and bad and ugly and karm police will arrest him very soon…..

  47. Arshe says – reply to this


    She sounds nice to me, and good for you for posting her retort here. She sounds like she has a good head on her shoulders.

  48. deeee says – reply to this


    Godo girl, Perez leave her alone. She defienately put you in your place you ugly sonofabitch!

  49. zane says – reply to this


    whooooo! let's go lily! this blog was so right, and great. and HONEST.

  50. HerOw says – reply to this


    Gosh, she it so ugly and you know she killed her baby with all her partying.

  51. eggs says – reply to this


    Hmm. I agree with her. I was feeling a little icky for reading this site recently and I think I'm done.

  52. toto says – reply to this


    Re: espo4 – ouch, he's so right! HAHAHA Perez FAT ASS!

  53. Rhian says – reply to this


    I think Lily described you spot-on perez! I think you have been very nasty towards her and an apology is needed on your part

  54. care says – reply to this


    i do have to say you are more of a bully nowdays than a reporter
    i think the later was better, and not so depressing and negative..

  55. amyc says – reply to this


    I LOVE LILY!! give her a break, she's had a ruff time recently. but girl that pink mess on your head ain't doin nuttin 4 ya …. time for a new do! lol

  56. Heath says – reply to this


    Love you Lily and your music. Keep on doing what your doing! And try your best to ignore these tabloids. They're just here so us non-famous people can live vicariously through people like you. PEACE

  57. 57

    She's a cool chick and very self aware. I think it's funny she called you out on your crush. Cut the chick some slack. She's cute, smart, and talented.

  58. bryon says – reply to this


    you go girl! perez never thought I would say this but she is completely right. Most of my gay gay friends areall for femininity and girl power, and all you do is slag off women. Infact, I cannot think of a man right now who you trash? Ali Lohan, Dina, Lilly, Jessica simpson, britney … at least they made themselves famous before they took a turn for the worse, what the hell have you done? Dyed your hair every month and blogged constantly about you and things you love and things you are doing and your fashion line and wanting to be a juge on X factor, dream on.

  59. neato says – reply to this


    I'm on team Lily with this one, you do have a way with taking it that extra hurtful mile

  60. bitch says – reply to this


    ew. defending these mess celebufucks? like they can hear you. you all are pathetic. CALL THEM OUT PEREZ!
    [ps, 'lily' in case you DO READ ASSHOLE COMMENTS ON PEREZ.COM: everyone knows you drank your baby to death you skank! blogging isn't a response either, I'm so sure you could get ahold of Perez in person, if you weren't so wasted, its not like you have anything better to do!]

  61. Deana says – reply to this


    You are being a bit of a tool!

  62. Lily says – reply to this


    Good for her! This is a very well-reasoned blog by Lily, I'm impressed.
    And Perez, I'll give you points for posting it. She gives you lots of fodder but I think this is your way of…sort of…saying you're sorry?

  63. Laura says – reply to this


    Oooo she outted you Perez!- you pick on her because she fired the manager you have a crush on, and she didn't want to go on your show!! Leave her the fuck alone Perez- you are nothing but a BULLY! Stop with any comment on anyones miscarriages too, That REALLY proves YOU have NO CLASS.

  64. loika says – reply to this


    Touche Lilly- and Perez, good for you for printing this. Now just read it! I am on the verge of not reading you anymore as it is all "donate this" , Perez advertisements and attacks on just certain folks again and again. I LOVE your sassiness and have been a site reader for a long time. Please re-examine yourself as you gain fame. I admire you for printing this, but sometimes you are just a bully.

  65. Leoni says – reply to this


    She is such a worthless no talent loser who has insulted just about everyone and then has the nerve to complain about people complaining about her. Fat worthless cow

  66. horny says – reply to this


    i'm defo no lily allen fan, but what she says is so true. i used to like perez, but he is such a fat suck p who likes ppl so they will like him or likes ppl who are nice/offer money 2 him.
    sad fat old lonely gringo.

    get a real job fatso.

  67. v says – reply to this


    perez stop being so mean to her, AND GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!

  68. LILLE says – reply to this



  69. Shado says – reply to this


    Lily Lost A BABY!!! Leave Her Alone!!!!!!!

  70. magen says – reply to this


    who is lily?

  71. perez says – reply to this


    you are such a sell-out…used to love ur site but dont anymore, ur just mean.

  72. nicol says – reply to this


    She's right. You talk so much crap about all these other people. Why?

  73. tam says – reply to this


    lily - you go girl! i actually am starting to like her a bit. she blogs well and for some reason, i feel for her and like how she confronted this issue with perez. sounds like she's trying to reason and maybe get on his good side. show some compassion, perezzzers!


  74. Gia J says – reply to this



  75. annat says – reply to this


    I've always been indifferent to Lily, but after this blog, I actually now like her. She says it like it is (with a few spelling and grammatical errors) and I'm afraid that it's +100 points to her, and none to you, Perez.

  76. kk says – reply to this


    dumb bitch

  77. 77

    I think Perez is just jealous.

  78. ami says – reply to this


    GOT YOU RIGHT IN THE BABY MAKER, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! You have nothing to say, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!! What's next, you're gonna pull another "Anti-(Brit)" on her?!?? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

  79. Ry in says – reply to this


    Rock Out Lily Allen!!! Gossip and rumors posted here are certainly not always fact or even thoroughly researched. Don't be such a queen and a jerk perez!

  80. Nicol says – reply to this


    WAY TO GO LILY!! :)


  81. Jen says – reply to this


    Hey Perez,

    You gotta lighten on the girl dude. She is an amazing talent and if anything i think you are jealous and insecure. you managed to make a living by putting other people down. You must have very low self-esteem or something. You need to find more positive ways of expressing yourself and stop being such a prick!!

  82. Amy says – reply to this


    Lily's talented, smart and unique. She's not some boring, plastic, weight obsessed dope and all this dieting seems to be affecting your brain Perez.

  83. emma says – reply to this


    perez, you should be nice to her. she is too cute to be bullied!

  84. will says – reply to this



    Gossip was one thing you piece of shit. But to purposefully try and hurt people? You are going hell you maggot. You are far worse than any so called "train wreck". Which Lily is not. She is young. She has fun. We all do or have. Unless of course you are a douche named Perez who thinks he is fucking perfect. I don't wish death upon people but I wouldn't be upset at all if you happened DIE! Alone. And unhappy.

  85. Poppy says – reply to this


    haha BURRRRRN perez.

  86. burri says – reply to this


    Team Lil

  87. NYone says – reply to this


    You make yourself look like a real ass Perez because you are so phony sometimes, last time this girl was in the states you were so far up her ass you would have had to have been removed with a crow bar. You are such a hypocrite and you dont even have your facts straight on top of that ..At least do your homework ..Good for Lily for standing up to you and she shouldnt take any of your phony bullshit to heart. Love you Lily.

  88. ljm says – reply to this


    100% agree with the majority of comments here. Perez, you are a bully, and knocking her when she's down especially about her miscarriage is not cool at all. I used to enjoy reading your site but I have noticed how mean spirited it has become lately. I don't know if I will continue to read here.

    (btw, how cute does Lilly look with pink hair!)

  89. Tawny says – reply to this



    that's what you get for making fun of women who have had miscarriages!

    So Fuck off you fucked up Queen!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA

  90. mike says – reply to this


    Classy lady!! She certainly put you in you place Perez… and everything she said is right. As a former meth head and thief, you probably should tone it down a bit!

  91. allfi says – reply to this


    PEREZ-You have grown your "brand" wonderfully over the last few years. With that, comes more responsibility than you seem to show sometimes. You can use your voice for so many good things (and funny, and sick, and stupid, which we love), but there are times when going SO dark and mean just doesn't work anymore. Your site has grown up, your brand has grown up, now it's time for you to grow up a bit when it comes to your childish attacks against some celebs which are tiring and at the end, what do they really accomplish for you?

    It's ok, we'll still visit the site if you become a tiny bit less brutally and unnecessarily nasty against people like Lily.

  92. Manda says – reply to this


    Ilike her and I agree when you talk about her miscarriage it goes to far! I like her even more now that she told you about it!

  93. flavo says – reply to this



  94. nina says – reply to this


    team lily all the way.

    perez she owned you man, and has you figured out to a pinpoint

  95. erin says – reply to this


    I only come here now for the pics…she's 100% right Perez…you have become so nasty and biased. Get over yourself dude, none of us are THAT great!

  96. lizzy says – reply to this


    Well done Lily. I read perez hilton every day but I always end up thinking 'oh yeah right' numerous times cos i see that its Perez being a mean queeny bitch, which he can be and which a lot of people see - sometimes he makes good/bright/funny/well-observed points but i definitely dont take everything he says seriously, especially when it is so dripping with spite as his posts about you are - amy too for that matter. I completely get turned off when he posts about Rumour Willis. Its not nice to see a gorwn up man pick on young girls. Its just weird cos he was the biggest fan of both of you and amy and then he just TURNS. As a reader, you realise he is very fickle. Perez, if you are reading this, you should think carefully about your behaviour cos i think slowly the tide will change against you and people will really turn their backs on you - especially if main media outlets decide you are indeed a bully - which is a disgusting thing to be. Get a grip! Go Lily!

  97. Dave says – reply to this


    Go Lily! Not a big fan but Perez is far less talented. Finding gossip on other websites and then calling them names is not talent.

  98. Flynn says – reply to this


    She's right Perez. I don't know how you act in your personal life, but if it is anything like how you perceive yourself in the public eye, you really need to think about re-adjusting your life. Your very successful and should show some sort of grace for it. You don't and it's sad.

    You're an adult, it's time you start acting like one.

  99. Gee says – reply to this


    I'm impressed you posted that, P.

  100. nat says – reply to this


    i luv this site but, she is 100% right on this one.

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