Nice Hair!

Is that a toupe???
Matt "We Wish We Were Fucking Him" Damon sports some interesting hair on the set of his new movie, The Informant, Wednesday in Los Angeles.
In the film, the U.S. government decides to go after an agri-business giant with a price-fixing accusation, based on the evidence submitted by their star witness, vice president turned informant Mark Whitacre.
Sounds like a snoozefest!
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Please dont ever use the phrase "we wish we were fucking him" again. I dont care for the visual of you fucking anybody. Thanks.
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He looks like a closet case to me.
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Re: DEZZ – Really??? I love to imagine Perez's cuban sausage sliding in and out of a tight hole. Is it just me?
what do all the good kids want from me?
first!
2nd…
why does that diet coke look fake?
Boring! First?
Youre a douche
wow i remember when he used to be hott… what happened ?
whoa
That tie is straight up early 90's, not pretty!
HE LOOKS OLD!
And thus you have finally forced me to read Jezebel exclusively. See ya never, bitches!
that tie is fug
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Really?
Really Perez?
You are going to go as far as dissing his HAIR!?
The man has an oscar, has been in incredible films, has a solid family and is never the center of celebrity scandal.
You do own a mirror, right?
Just making sure…
Cause maybe you should do something about your 'do' before you go dissing his…
"Sounds like a snoozefest" Perez, you are so fucking dumb, its blistering.
Nice tie–is it hypercolor?
PEREZ WILL YOU LEAVE LILY ALONE!?!?!
im gonna fucing spam you you fucktard
I'm fucking Matt Damon
That new hair do, whatever it's a wig or not, it's probably needed it for her new movie or so. Not beggie! and yes I'll do him too!
haha when i see matt damon, i think of Team America
He looks like a young Donald Trump.
looks like a young bill shatner
it sounds boring but the book was awesome!!!
I didn't think it was possible for you to be more vile than before but with that line, you finally achieved it. The sad thing is that you think that saying sexually explicit things like that makes you interesting, hot, or funny. You are the very epitome of pathetic and the same is true of the handful of gays who worship you. There is no depth whatsoever to your soul. You will live and you will die and in between will be absolutely nothing but this long jr. high ode to your desperation. Yours is a sad existence in deed.
I read celeb gossip as a way of just unwinding. I don't take it seriously so I come here to be entertained. Actually, truth be told, I most just like to see the pics. Blogs are like magazines that you never have to pay to peruse. That's it. You don't offer me anything here that is worth subjecting myself to posts like this one. I could have handled you saying that you wished you were dating him or something but this over-the-top line that you used it just too much. I would rather pay to buy a magazine that holds itself to SOME standards of common decency than to read the filthy, non-news crap that you are shoveling these days. You've lost sight of everything you are supposed to be about. I seriously think you have some multiple personality issues going on. I KNOW for a FACT that you have some serious emotional/psychological issues going on. You hate more than you lust for attention, which is saying quite a lot. You need help.
I thought that was Mark Wahlberg at first.
I feel like this is photo shopped - look at the diet coke can - and doesn't it seem like his head was just placed into that shirt!?!?
He is so ridiculously unattractive. This look doesn't help him either. He needs to just retire and go away.
The hair, Coke, clothes, are all because the movie takes places a couple decades ago. It's about a factory in Decatur, Illinois and he's been filming there and around the area for quite awhile. Guess he finishing up in LA.
I LOVEEEE MATT DAMON!
Why is there a can of diet coke photoshopped into this picture? And why is said photoshopping so poorly done?
Well, they say toupe is very soothing.
Re: defin – Hmm well news for you - just by being on the site you are supporting Perez. If you dislike him/his site so much (as you claim in the post) then simply don't go there. Don't enter the URL, don't click on stories and then you won't support him. At this point, the blog is entertainment value, just as in songs, if you don't like the singer, don't listen to the music. If you don't like what Perez says, don't go to the site.
hollywoodgrind.com–Perez bombs at Hot topic!!! Notice he didnt post shit about it on here…..That sites way better too!
Very early-to-mid nineties-looking–
Oh my God, they are FINALLY making a movie about the evil monopoly that is ADM. Thank you, sweet Jesus.
period piece idiot…..oh wait, movie that makes you think…definitely not in your range….
Geesh Perez! How could you draw cum on his face…this is no way to get Mr. Damon to notice you in a good way!! Now be a good boy and retract!
Last time I saw that hairdo was in a cubicle across from me in the late 80's, lol. It would be far more fun if they did the reverse and razored a semi-bald spot where his rug sits, but keep the side hair, a la George on Seinfeld. It would grow back. Balding Matt Damon. Now there's a visual. Hehe.
Look at those fucking pleats too! YUCK!
MMMMmm….I love Matt Damon, very good lookin' guy. Love him as an actor, and will definitely go see this movie!
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HEY DONALD TRUMP!!!
IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY!!!
looks like an ode to The Donald.
Thats a great book!
Looks like Matt really needs a good hat. Check out all the great hats and ataffordable prices. www.thehatlounge.net
This movie is about ADM, or if you would call it formally Archer-Daniels Midland Company. It's based in Decatur, IL where, I and many others go to a private university in large part funded by this corporation (Go Millikin!)
In any case, he was shooting down in Decatur for about a month or so, and it was the talk of the University town, all my friends have facebook pictures with him in it, kind of funny.
As someone who has worked at the country club that houses all of these crazy people with their crazy money and knowing the full story of who went away and who took the fall for whom (ADM is controlled by one family really, much like many other conglomerates) I can tell you, it's going to be pretty sweet.
wow, has anyone stopped to think this is a true story and that maybe just MAYBE the reason he is wearing clothes from the 90's, his hair looks awful and the coke can looks fake, is because it too is from the 90's or made to look that way? No that couldn't be it, lets just look into our shallow minds and dump on whatever we can!!!
LAMP LAMP LAMP BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hope the other actors pick on him! He looks stupid! But he's fucking cool so LOL
snoozefest? that's because you're unintelligent. obviously. you run a gossip website. another pointless human.
"We Wish We Were Fucking Him"
You are truly disgusting.
Whoa!!!!!!! Horrible wig. Just hope it's for a role!
Re: jc – You must be new here, lol. You got disgusted, while I laughed out loud. Perez is a shameless self-promoter, and has a wicked sense of humour, albeit extremely ribald. If you're not too disgusted and hang around long enough, you'll get his humor and not take this so seriously. Or not.
I still get angry at some things he posts, but I get his humor now.
No kidding….the visual is pretty grim of Perez fucking Matt…yuck. And who does he mean by "we" exactly? I don't think there is any "we"….there is only one.
What the hell happened to his eyebrows? Yuck. I don't want to see a Matt Damon flick where he looks like a middle aged junior high school principal.
It only sounds like a snoozefest because you have the comprehension and depth of a retarded monkey. Like nagna said , "you are so fucking dumb it's blistering. "
I don't get the fascination dude, Matty does not do it for me, He is just an ok actor, he's short and kind of chunky, when i see him in a romantic scene with some actress for some reason he doesn't have that something that tells me wow he would be a great lover. Anways most of his movies suck with the exception of the Borne
identity movies.
Re: Juan – YEAH JUAN, IT IS JUST YOU. AND EEEW.
He mat indeed be sporting some bad hair but, you neglected to mention the 'ladies' diamond engagement ring that he has on his sausage fingersssssssss! Shitgusting.
You have the filthiest mouth on the planet and even as a fudge packer you probably would need to pay to get something other than the self inflicted Hand Jive you administer each night. A guy like Matt wouldn't P*ss on the best part of you if it were on fire you talentless pig.
he looks kinda' PEREZER.
I don't care how ugly his hair is, I WISH I WAS FUCKING HIM. During his snoozefest movie if I have to. BTW, that's the FUGLIEST tie I've ever seen.
"Sounds like a snoozefest?" You must not have read the book, Perez. Well, I guess that goes without saying. Great book, and give Damon some credit.
Looks like he has a plate of scrambled eggs on his head.
Re: megan – lmfao.. because it's prnted on his tie.
i thought the same thing at first.
OMG Perez you are so funny
why in the hell would you photoshop a diet coke into somebody's hand?! douche.
HE LOOKS LIKE MR BOSTON FROM I LOVE NEW YORK!
Perez - This will not be a snooze fest. It's a very interesting story with an unbelievable twist. You can find this story in the "This American Life" archives - and before I heard this story myself, I would have probably snoozed at the mention of "This American Life" - but I can assure you that if you listen to it you will be captivated. I can't wait for the movie!
how original
a film about wierd shit in the US gov't
and bad hair do's to make it seem oh so real
wow original you can bet there is no Italians Directing this film
this guy needs to revise his super believable and creepy role as the TALENTED MiSTER RIPLEY…sources say it reeks of similarities in his reel life.
mmmm
wonder if they are refering to his first 'script' bought off a Uni student then penned his own name to it and won an academy award.
mmmmm
whatever
there is a freaking giant roach 1.5 inches crawling towards me, its like being invaded by mini dinosaurs. Tropical heat thing. Now theres a story.
is he wearing a woman's engagement ring? It looks like there is a skinny band with a diamond on his finger…. just me?
it looks like donald trumps hair!
This really looks photo-shopped. From the hair to the Diet Coke can, and even those hands don't look like his. He's too young to have fat old man hands already. Where is this picture from??
he is so pretty how could u snooze bitch
oh oh ohh how I love Matt Damon! I want another Bourne movie!!!
thats funny! and totally true. you pretty much summed up the whole movie in one excrutiatingly boring paragraph. definitly tells anyone with half a brain that the movies not worth the time.
thanks for the humorous heads up! i often get a giggle out of your comments.
…..apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time…..jimmy k.
not that BAD
Forget about the hair….wtf is that tie?????
Awfull. Just awfull.
Yeah, Perez, you don't fuck anyone. They fuck you.
I dont care if he has a toupe or is bald…. HES HOT! and thats it!
Perez, keep that Disgusting shit off that good looking Man's face! Keep it to Yourself!
hahah! i love the nickname! that is exactly how I feel!
I guess anything beyond SATC or The Hulk is just too high brow for you huh?
What a hunk! Just goes to show that some good looking Hollywood parents can have gorgeous children (see pic below). Ben Afflecks daughter is also a little doll.