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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen > Separated At Birth

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Left: A troll. Right: Lily Allen.



304 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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  1. gg says – reply to this
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    You're face and MY ASS!!!!

  2. sam says – reply to this
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    lily is cool.

  3. nelly says – reply to this
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    1st

  4. ben says – reply to this
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    first

  5. YouAs says – reply to this
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    Perez, you are truly a jerk-ass. Leave the girl alone. You're showing your true jealous colors now, and it's not pretty. :| If you think she looks like a 'troll', then you had better compare yourself to a cabbage patch baby doll!

  6. jessi says – reply to this
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    HAHAHAAHAH

  7. gg says – reply to this
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    Re: gg – You Are face???
    I'm turning into a retard from this site!!!

  8. penis says – reply to this
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    ROFL!

  9. Jo346 says – reply to this
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    oh my god, you are such a freakin' baby.

    she called you on your shit and you can't handle it. Used to think you were a cool guy, but you know what, you are totally buying into your own hype, i think the tide is turning for you my friend.

  10. LOL says – reply to this
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    Way to take the high road. No one would ever accuse you of being petty.

  11. Aoife says – reply to this
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    I LOVE You Perez, But Leave Lily alone, shes famous for a talent… A good talent at that…
    Go Lilllyyyyy

  12. Meg says – reply to this
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    hahaha

  13. cocoi says – reply to this
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    LOL :D

  14. melis says – reply to this
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    first! hahaa perez they're look so alike its ridiculous.

  15. Ayala says – reply to this
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    OK, now you're just picking on her because she picked on you! This is like schoolyard stuff. I love Lily and think you should give her a break.

  16. 16

    uglyyy

  17. Mel says – reply to this
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    LOL She really got you good with her statement. You are looking so pathetic with your continued abuse.

  18. Sharo says – reply to this
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    They do have the same nose & hair!! HAHAHHA How rude!

  19. haha says – reply to this
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    Re: YouAs – I remember Cabbage Patch dolls!!!
    Perez isn't even close to being cute enough to compare him to them.

  20. wtf. says – reply to this
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    perez, you really are an asshole. you're site has really gone to shit.

  21. Lala says – reply to this
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    Uncanny…

  22. Kevin says – reply to this
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    hahah that's so mean :D

  23. squis says – reply to this
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    thee is a hate fest going on here….grow up perez

  24. GLOW says – reply to this
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    I THINK IT'S HILARIOUS, DON'T U PEOPLE HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR???? I PERSONALLY DON'T LIKE OR DISLIKE LILY BUT THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY TO ME…LOL…GOOD JOB PEREZ…..

  25. GEA says – reply to this
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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!! (=D) so tru……they wear the same clothes!!!! hahahahahaaaaa

  26. sam says – reply to this
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    let me guess, she had lunch with sam and lindsay, so now you hate her too?

  27. mxkcx says – reply to this
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    actually that troll looks like you, perenis. xx

  28. Mel says – reply to this
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    Bitter Queen Says What?

  29. Amara says – reply to this
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    I think thats enough Perez, you're acting like a bully now. It's not funny, you're being vicious, and dare I say a bit of an asshole. And I usually think you're funny.

  30. wow says – reply to this
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    wow!!

  31. Megs says – reply to this
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    wow perez, did she touch a nerve when she blogged back or what??

  32. 32

    i love her hair

  33. noko says – reply to this
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    PEREZ, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH HER, ITS NOT HER FAULT YOUR SHOW SUCKS.

  34. CVD says – reply to this
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    Wow, you really don't get it. Maybe 2% of your readers are on your side on this. You are completely pathetic.

  35. ash says – reply to this
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    Just because she didnt want to be on your retarded show…

  36. 36

    I'm 100% gay male, but I'd tap that thing on my left 10 times out of 10 compared to what's on my right. ;-) YOU????????????

  37. Tloha says – reply to this
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    Deleting comments that you don't like is just cowardly.

  38. 38

    Thsi is just getting pathetic now, she won hands down………..Perez, I am without words for how disgusting and petty I think you are. You better hope I never run into you in LA, I wont hesitate to kick your big fat ass

  39. Damie says – reply to this
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    Move on, Perez. This is as tired as US Weekly's obsession with Speidi!

  40. BUTT says – reply to this
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    GROW THE FUCK UP PEREZ! You're BUTT HURT because she called you on your shit. Stop being a baby.

  41. Jules says – reply to this
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    You look pathetic now… I thought this was Perezhilton.com not whatcanibitchaboutlilyallentoday.com

  42. nani says – reply to this
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    kinda mean… but i see where you're coming from. yikes!! poor lily allen. they're doing a live action of the smurfs, maybe she can have a cameo.

  43. Perez says – reply to this
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    Perez, it looks more like you than her, you dumb ass! You are just pissed because she called you out on a crush you have on some guy who will never in a million years return your feelings. GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!!!!!!

  44. beep says – reply to this
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    ew, don't bash other people

  45. Jill says – reply to this
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    awww leave Lilly alone. She's been through enough. I think her pink hair is cute

  46. nic says – reply to this
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    If anyone hasn't realized, Perez talks shit on people, to get THEM to talk about HIM.

    That has always been his foot in the bathroom door to fame. Obviously, he's just as fame-hungry a bitch as anybody he writes about.

    And saying nice things isn't going to get him any attention. But being a total dicklick will, and especially when she gives a nod his way (her blog), of course he isn't going to stop, he's going to keep on pushing.

    Afterall, that means SOME celebrity is paying him attention and it's just a way to get more press about him.

    It isn't rocket science. Perez, great you don't really try and hide what a money and fame-hungry little whore you really are, and now we can all see it! :)

  47. PLLLZ says – reply to this
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    PEREZ YOU UGLY SHREK LOOKING MOTHER FOCKER… YOU ARE A SAD HUMAN BEING… you are hideous, and you like to talk shit cuz it makes you feel better. i feel sorry for you honey… oh well..sigh

  48. U R S says – reply to this
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    PEREZ YOU ARE ON SAD GIRL!!!! LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE!!!!! STOP BASHING HER ALREADY… YOU ARE JUST BUTT-HURT THAT SOME ACTUALLY CONFONT YOU AND TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU!!

  49. antho says – reply to this
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    hey! BE NICE!
    lily's truly talented and an awesome person.
    seriously perez don't pick on lily

  50. PRINC says – reply to this
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    THE FUNNIEST PART IS HER NOSE! LOL NICE WORK!

  51. Me says – reply to this
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    I was censored by Perez :(

  52. sophi says – reply to this
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    PEREZ dont you think that dancer guy on big brother UK is trying to be like you he has the looks and every thing!
    x

  53. Dass says – reply to this
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    hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha

  54. MEEEE says – reply to this
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    LILY ALLEN IS AT GLENDALE GALLERIA RIGHT NOWWWWW!

  55. Deaco says – reply to this
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    its pretty dick, but i have a sense of humor.. its pretty funny, but i would stop. She hasn't done anything besides get drunk in public. Go to any college campus and you can see thousand of kids on the weekends doing the same thing. lmao

  56. penis says – reply to this
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    WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PINK?

  57. k says – reply to this
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    Your so sad perez! Perez isnt even your real name! Who are you kidding!? more importantely.. who you trying to be? Your a fake! Lily's a good artist and her new songs are amazing!!!!!! You really need to grow up you pathetic little boy.

  58. elisa says – reply to this
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    well perez!this time i think that lily nailed you! is that the reason why you hate avril and rumer so much too? i thought they were rude to you or something(were divas) but when i hear what lily says about you inviting her to a tv show and she denied++++she fired your friend….hmmmm…you have now loooooosed my respect!!!! and hopefully othrs will see the same.maybe rumer and avril isn`t so bad after all.from norway that you loved so much!(guess there will only be shit about norway after this, since you obviously take things sooo personal)

  59. Char says – reply to this
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    Leave her alone, for fucks sake, Perez. You've got your point across and we all know how much you hate her, but that's understandable because she dissed you straight! Hahaha, go fuck yourself, Perez you fat whore!

  60. Jasmi says – reply to this
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    wow youre losing it Perez, you're just becoming the class bully now instead of the gossip queen. youre not even funny! please get your groove back or Ill die of boredom.

  61. ellci says – reply to this
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    You're a dick. Leave her alone. Lily - I know these things Perez say hurt you but I personally dont listen to him - some things on this site are funny but man you are one bitter dude! Get over yourself.

  62. hmmt says – reply to this
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    YOU HAVE A CHEEK!!!!!!! your soooooooooo ugly and fat. Lily is gorgeous and real! Get a life you loooooooooser, i hope everyone boycotts this website - starting now! :@

  63. Zara says – reply to this
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    aww that's mean =(

  64. Angel says – reply to this
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    Alright. Whether I love Lily or do not love Lily…THAT is freakin HILARIOUS. Exactly the point of what you intend on this website. It is not for the stars to internalize and feel bad about. It is here to entertain those of us who are unknown and want some connection, however sad, to fame. Namaste.

  65. Venom says – reply to this
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    Wow. You're really trying to bury this chick, huh?

    I guess you can't take it as much as you give. Bitch-made.

  66. dan t says – reply to this
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    Pamela Anderson is fucking troll not Lily Allen! I love you Perez but you need to get RIGHT girlfrieeennndd! *does waving finger snap*

  67. Conni says – reply to this
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    Perezzers y you hating on Lil? You are the one who brought her to my attention! I love her music but loathe the fact shes hanging with f-ing Lezlo Lohan.

    I

  68. lulu says – reply to this
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    I am now expecting Lily to come up with something just as/if not more funny….c'mon girl PEREZ CAN TAKE IT ;-)

  69. 69

    get off it perez

  70. Billy says – reply to this
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    Clever! Didn't you used to have hair like that?

  71. jessi says – reply to this
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    you are so pathetic, putting this up because she wrote something TRUE about you on her blog.

    ps-didn't you have pink hair? moron and you definately looked identical to a troll

  72. isabe says – reply to this
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    hahahaha i love it

  73. Adrie says – reply to this
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    Aw, she's still a cute girl. It's undeniable, a troll she is not. Plus kudos for matching her hair to her dress. If I were Ms. Ronson I'd hit that over Lohan any day of the week.

  74. Heath says – reply to this
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    You are a fat ass

  75. Yawn says – reply to this
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    leave the kid alone. Your little tantrum about her is getting SO old. Plus your site is filling up with way too much self-promotion. It used to be cute. You're turning into one of the people you used to slam.

  76. me says – reply to this
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    you're just being a jerk now. fuck. leave her alone, you sound like an ass and are coming across like a bitter 13-yr old GIRL.

    this is almost as bad as your incessant blowing sunshine up the asses of those bombastic simpletons from the hills.

  77. Carly says – reply to this
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    Lily Allen loves to get gang fucked by at least 5 smelly guys. She loves to get punch fucked in her ass and CUNT. The she likes to lick the blood cum and shit from their arms, have them rub their fists in salt and have them do it again even harder so she can feel the sting. That's the real reason this Cunt whore miscarried? I mean