Separated At Birth
Filed under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen > Separated At Birth
Left: A troll. Right: Lily Allen.
Posted: June 12, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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Separated At BirthFiled under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen > Separated At Birth
Left: A troll. Right: Lily Allen. Posted: June 12, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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You're face and MY ASS!!!!
lily is cool.
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Perez, you are truly a jerk-ass. Leave the girl alone. You're showing your true jealous colors now, and it's not pretty.
If you think she looks like a 'troll', then you had better compare yourself to a cabbage patch baby doll!
HAHAHAAHAH
Re: gg – You Are face???
I'm turning into a retard from this site!!!
ROFL!
oh my god, you are such a freakin' baby.
she called you on your shit and you can't handle it. Used to think you were a cool guy, but you know what, you are totally buying into your own hype, i think the tide is turning for you my friend.
Way to take the high road. No one would ever accuse you of being petty.
I LOVE You Perez, But Leave Lily alone, shes famous for a talent… A good talent at that…
Go Lilllyyyyy
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first! hahaa perez they're look so alike its ridiculous.
OK, now you're just picking on her because she picked on you! This is like schoolyard stuff. I love Lily and think you should give her a break.
uglyyy
LOL She really got you good with her statement. You are looking so pathetic with your continued abuse.
They do have the same nose & hair!! HAHAHHA How rude!
Re: YouAs – I remember Cabbage Patch dolls!!!
Perez isn't even close to being cute enough to compare him to them.
perez, you really are an asshole. you're site has really gone to shit.
Uncanny…
hahah that's so mean
thee is a hate fest going on here….grow up perez
I THINK IT'S HILARIOUS, DON'T U PEOPLE HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR???? I PERSONALLY DON'T LIKE OR DISLIKE LILY BUT THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY TO ME…LOL…GOOD JOB PEREZ…..
LMFAO!!!!!!!!! (=D) so tru……they wear the same clothes!!!! hahahahahaaaaa
let me guess, she had lunch with sam and lindsay, so now you hate her too?
actually that troll looks like you, perenis. xx
Bitter Queen Says What?
I think thats enough Perez, you're acting like a bully now. It's not funny, you're being vicious, and dare I say a bit of an asshole. And I usually think you're funny.
wow!!
wow perez, did she touch a nerve when she blogged back or what??
i love her hair
PEREZ, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH HER, ITS NOT HER FAULT YOUR SHOW SUCKS.
Wow, you really don't get it. Maybe 2% of your readers are on your side on this. You are completely pathetic.
Just because she didnt want to be on your retarded show…
Deleting comments that you don't like is just cowardly.
Thsi is just getting pathetic now, she won hands down………..Perez, I am without words for how disgusting and petty I think you are. You better hope I never run into you in LA, I wont hesitate to kick your big fat ass
Move on, Perez. This is as tired as US Weekly's obsession with Speidi!
GROW THE FUCK UP PEREZ! You're BUTT HURT because she called you on your shit. Stop being a baby.
You look pathetic now… I thought this was Perezhilton.com not whatcanibitchaboutlilyallentoday.com
kinda mean… but i see where you're coming from. yikes!! poor lily allen. they're doing a live action of the smurfs, maybe she can have a cameo.
Perez, it looks more like you than her, you dumb ass! You are just pissed because she called you out on a crush you have on some guy who will never in a million years return your feelings. GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!!!!!!
ew, don't bash other people
awww leave Lilly alone. She's been through enough. I think her pink hair is cute
If anyone hasn't realized, Perez talks shit on people, to get THEM to talk about HIM.
That has always been his foot in the bathroom door to fame. Obviously, he's just as fame-hungry a bitch as anybody he writes about.
And saying nice things isn't going to get him any attention. But being a total dicklick will, and especially when she gives a nod his way (her blog), of course he isn't going to stop, he's going to keep on pushing.
Afterall, that means SOME celebrity is paying him attention and it's just a way to get more press about him.
It isn't rocket science. Perez, great you don't really try and hide what a money and fame-hungry little whore you really are, and now we can all see it!
PEREZ YOU UGLY SHREK LOOKING MOTHER FOCKER… YOU ARE A SAD HUMAN BEING… you are hideous, and you like to talk shit cuz it makes you feel better. i feel sorry for you honey… oh well..sigh
PEREZ YOU ARE ON SAD GIRL!!!! LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE!!!!! STOP BASHING HER ALREADY… YOU ARE JUST BUTT-HURT THAT SOME ACTUALLY CONFONT YOU AND TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU!!
hey! BE NICE!
lily's truly talented and an awesome person.
seriously perez don't pick on lily
THE FUNNIEST PART IS HER NOSE! LOL NICE WORK!
I was censored by Perez
PEREZ dont you think that dancer guy on big brother UK is trying to be like you he has the looks and every thing!
x
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LILY ALLEN IS AT GLENDALE GALLERIA RIGHT NOWWWWW!
its pretty dick, but i have a sense of humor.. its pretty funny, but i would stop. She hasn't done anything besides get drunk in public. Go to any college campus and you can see thousand of kids on the weekends doing the same thing. lmao
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PINK?
Your so sad perez! Perez isnt even your real name! Who are you kidding!? more importantely.. who you trying to be? Your a fake! Lily's a good artist and her new songs are amazing!!!!!! You really need to grow up you pathetic little boy.
well perez!this time i think that lily nailed you! is that the reason why you hate avril and rumer so much too? i thought they were rude to you or something(were divas) but when i hear what lily says about you inviting her to a tv show and she denied++++she fired your friend….hmmmm…you have now loooooosed my respect!!!! and hopefully othrs will see the same.maybe rumer and avril isn`t so bad after all.from norway that you loved so much!(guess there will only be shit about norway after this, since you obviously take things sooo personal)
Leave her alone, for fucks sake, Perez. You've got your point across and we all know how much you hate her, but that's understandable because she dissed you straight! Hahaha, go fuck yourself, Perez you fat whore!
wow youre losing it Perez, you're just becoming the class bully now instead of the gossip queen. youre not even funny! please get your groove back or Ill die of boredom.
You're a dick. Leave her alone. Lily - I know these things Perez say hurt you but I personally dont listen to him - some things on this site are funny but man you are one bitter dude! Get over yourself.
YOU HAVE A CHEEK!!!!!!! your soooooooooo ugly and fat. Lily is gorgeous and real! Get a life you loooooooooser, i hope everyone boycotts this website - starting now! :@
aww that's mean =(
Alright. Whether I love Lily or do not love Lily…THAT is freakin HILARIOUS. Exactly the point of what you intend on this website. It is not for the stars to internalize and feel bad about. It is here to entertain those of us who are unknown and want some connection, however sad, to fame. Namaste.
Wow. You're really trying to bury this chick, huh?
I guess you can't take it as much as you give. Bitch-made.
Pamela Anderson is fucking troll not Lily Allen! I love you Perez but you need to get RIGHT girlfrieeennndd! *does waving finger snap*
Perezzers y you hating on Lil? You are the one who brought her to my attention! I love her music but loathe the fact shes hanging with f-ing Lezlo Lohan.
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I am now expecting Lily to come up with something just as/if not more funny….c'mon girl PEREZ CAN TAKE IT
get off it perez
Clever! Didn't you used to have hair like that?
you are so pathetic, putting this up because she wrote something TRUE about you on her blog.
ps-didn't you have pink hair? moron and you definately looked identical to a troll
hahahaha i love it
Aw, she's still a cute girl. It's undeniable, a troll she is not. Plus kudos for matching her hair to her dress. If I were Ms. Ronson I'd hit that over Lohan any day of the week.
You are a fat ass
leave the kid alone. Your little tantrum about her is getting SO old. Plus your site is filling up with way too much self-promotion. It used to be cute. You're turning into one of the people you used to slam.
you're just being a jerk now. fuck. leave her alone, you sound like an ass and are coming across like a bitter 13-yr old GIRL.
this is almost as bad as your incessant blowing sunshine up the asses of those bombastic simpletons from the hills.
Lily Allen loves to get gang fucked by at least 5 smelly guys. She loves to get punch fucked in her ass and CUNT. The she likes to lick the blood cum and shit from their arms, have them rub their fists in salt and have them do it again even harder so she can feel the sting. That's the real reason this Cunt whore miscarried? I mean if someone was bulldozing your house it would fall apart right? Well all that punch fucking and fisting killed her fetus. Then I heard she bit its head off when it fell out. Yum yum. Tasted like chicken… And shit. Xoxoxoxo
Happy Thursday. Carlie Gurl from N Long Beach
Can you say 'VINDICTIVE'?!
yeah, except lily is the shit and you are one of the most immature, sexist, and plain rude bloggers out there. LILY YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!
this is just pathetic now, its not as if theres still a battle, becase you lost. just take it like a man.
You're a bully, so i bully you and your fat face in return.
- Drop it fatty.
1) Lily response was crafted with the help of a publicist
2) Regal is Capitol. EMI owns Regal, EMI owns Capitol. Lily knows this and if she didn't her famous father does. Don't be one of those fans that believes everything.
Deleting comments, I see. Makes you even more a vindictive loser.
you are a fucking asshole perez. your fat your ugly your stupid….leave lily allen alone you fucktard
i think that what you said about lily will make people believe that rumer and avril maybe isn`t that bad…..thank god!!! my eyes is open…finally. i`ve been thinking that rumer and avril were cows, believing what perez says. but rumer is 19!!! what the fuck!!!! i`ve found you as souch a people person perez, but now you are reduced to a geek that gets humiliatedif someone doesn`t want to talk to you!!!idiot!sorry my english, but i`m norwegian
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ayour such a gay douchbag perez
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get ovet it already
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you'll never be as famous/talented//smart/pretty/famous as she is
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you swaer anyone gives a fuck if you dont like her
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your opinion is hardly relevant
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go jack off to tom cruise already
I think so far everyone has pegged you Perez as the little, little man you are.
I love this girl. you try to insult her, but everything she comes back with is smart, humble, and makes me upset that I ever let your opinion affect how I feel about her.
Please make fun of someone else, preferably the Hogans. what a hot mess.
You should have your own picture there, you dumpy fuck.
Enough already. It's starting to sound personal, which discredits you as a blogger.
PEREZ, I FIND IT HILARIOUS THAT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE (THE UGLIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE PLANET, AND I AINT LYING) HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY ANYONE LOOKS LIKE A TROLL, GRPW THE FUCK UP YOU PIG FACED RETARDED BULLY OF A SAD LITTLE MAN! YOUR AN EMBARASSEMENT TO YOURSELF!! I USED TO LIKE THIS BLOG BUT YOUR SITE HAS BECOME TOO NASTY, ALL KINDS OF WRONG.. YOU SUPPORT PEOPLE THAT EVERYONE HATES (SPIEDI ETC) JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE DESPERATE ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY KISS YOUR FAT ASS SO THEY CAN GET MORE COVERAGE ON YOUR SITE, AND YOU FALL FOR IT! HAHA, DUDE YOU GOT A SHIT LOAD OF KARMA COMING TO YOU ONE DAY, AND NO AMOUNT OF 'INSPIRATIONAL POSTS' IS GONNA SAVE YOUR UGLY ASS! GO CRY ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE AND THE FACT THAT EVERYONE THINKS YOURE AN IDIOT
ugh perez leave her the eff alone. you're the one who looks like a troll
lily is bloody gorgeous
hahahahahhahahahah
your just jealous that she can pull of pink hair and you cant
dont promot anti-bullying when you do it yourself
The troll's outfit is MUCH cuter. Lilly looks like she's wearing a supermarket bag. "Excuse me miss: paper or plastic?"
"Gee, I think the plastic one will go better with my hair."
You're utterly childish. Grow up you're thirty years old you fat shit.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAH. Treasure Trolls are the shizzznit! ♥
Its funny, because they pretty much look the exact same.
untimely joke, makes you look like an ass
God seriously Perez….Jealous much?!
Lily is a very talented girl, why do you pick on her so much??
Your making yourself look a tad stupid…go get a hobby or something!
You are just pissed because she totally called you out on all your shit. Your site used to be funny and witty, now it's incredibly petty. You rag people until they decide to pay you some attention- then you're all buddy-buddy and praising them. And you make fun of EVERYONE for making a clothing line- then you go ahead and do the same and expect people to come for your autograph? Are you fucking kidding me? It would be cooler if you had stayed out of the spotlight. Everyone I know that used to read your site doesn't anymore because it's like reading a bitchy LiveJournal rant. I get that it's your site and we don't have to read it- but you're the one losing money over it. Have fun on the Z-List.
you know what kills me about this? All the idiots on this board who slam perez, call him names, profess the end of his career, etc.. yet here they are! Reading his blogs, sending hits to his website thus helping him land bigger and better advertising deals.
you are all suckers! Perez, do your thing… Lilly is a public figure therefore she is succeptible to scrutiny and ridicule as any other.
Did I use too many big words for all you ignorant MoFos? buy a dictionary!