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Lindsay's got nothing on him!
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CLICK HERE to watch superstar Michael Lohan's "acting" debut.
Lindsay's got nothing on him!
(Let's hope we don't crash their servers.)
[Image via WENN.]
THERE IS REALLY SOMETHING OFF AND CREEPY ABOUT THIS GUY ,LOHAN .
GROSS.
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He is disgusting … a true attention whore , Lindsay must be so ashamed of his antics.
What a creep .
fucking hollyroller!
where do we go to see it?
weird
weird
sexy
FIRST HOT
He's sooo fucking off! What a loser.
am i first? lol ewwwww nooooo my server!
JESUS HATES YOU PEREZ…YOU ARE THE ONE GUY THAT HE DOESN:T CARE ABOUT BECAUSE YOU CONTINUE TO DO SMARMY STUFF.
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IF YOU WANT TO BE A SUPERHERO THEN USE YOUR POWERS FOR GOOD AND NBOT EVIL!
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BTW..TIGER WOODS WILL INDEED WIN THE U.S.OPEN AND HE SHOULD BE YOUR ROLE MODEL FOR DOING GOOD.
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CHANGE YOUR WAYS PEREZ..YOU CAN MAKE A SIGNIFICANT CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD IF YOU TRY.
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14th!!!!!
oh man. hes crazy!
lindsay has nothing on him.. youre right xP
firstttt?
FIRST!!!
who cares about the HoHans already………
hdhd8
uhmmm
BRODY JENNER HAS A small DICK!!!4REAL
TOTALLY DISGUSTING
I think it's hilarious that he lists his high school and college achievements in his bio (and his parents' full names!). Who cares??
His bio mentions only his daughter Lindsay, and no mention of his other children–nice.
I went to the website and read his "bio"…what a piece of shit he is. He talks about his "famous first daughter" and ignores the fact that he has other kids. Yeah, he's not trying to mooch off of her career or anything. Father of the fucking year…
HES HOT! TOTAL DILF! ID SUCK IT
wow fuck u perez. michae lohan used to give u exclusive stories in the past and would call u up and now yorue bashing him????? FUCK U PEREZ U WORTHLESS SHIT! MICHAEL LOHAN IS HOT!
I checked out his "biography"..and you know what? It mentions that he married Dina and had Lindsay but it says nothing about his other children. Just his "First lovely child"…does anyone else find that strange?
Can't wait till ole Mario explains his actions if he ever does meet the big J.
ha ha ha only 26 comments so far people really dont give a fuck about this famewhore!