Free to Marry Jakey Now!
Filed under: Ryan Phillippe > Jake Gyllenhaal > Reese Witherspoon > Legal Matters > Love Line
TV's Extra reports that the divorce between Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe was finalized on Thursday. Â
That took a while!
New court papers revealed the "parties have settled all remaining issues in these proceedings."
Did the more successful Reese have to pay Ryan out?????
Will we be seeing a Gyllenspoon wedding soon?
We hope so!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: June 13, 2008 at 5:00 pm




i hope so!!!! lets home jakey doesn't screw it up like ryan did! lol
1st Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
phuck u hunneiii
shit ! damn
YOUR A BAD MAN PEREZ
i hope so to!!! her n jake make a cute couple.
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Oh yeah, you know he was holding out for some money!
so i know he cheated on her …but doesn't flirting w/ Gspoon before she's divorced count as adultery too. 2 wrongs don't make a right!
What a shame to give up so soon with such a beautiful family! losers.
BRODY JENNER HAS A small DICK!!!4REAL
lets hope so. i mean jake's taste in women has increased amazingly after leaving kirsten dunst { who looks like a rag doll }
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Glad she is rid of that scum bag husband!
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I hope they get married. They're an awesome couple! And Jimbo, I respectfully disagree. Reese and Ryan knew they were going to get divorced, it wasn't just a separation to try to work things out. Haha anyway, I like Jake way better than Ryan.
I'm sad for them. I was at her 21st b-day when they met. boo.
Ryan can now marry Abbie. Cheers to them!!!!
There is nothing perfect about marriage between a man and a woman if not just look at this two, they seems to be perfect to e/a ! SAD
Re: loveM – YOU WERENT AT ANYBODY'S FUCKING BIRTHDAY……….GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!! QUIT TRYING TO NAME DROP
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PUT DOWN THAT BAG OF McDONALDS AND COME BACK TO REALITY HONEY
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JIMMYJAZZ CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH FOR MY LITTLE LAMBS
NOW THAT RYAN'S FREE………….MAYBE I COULD LICK HIS THIGHS AND USE HIS GYM SHORTS AS A PILLOW CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I WANT TO EXPLORE THAT BEAUTIFUL MAN'S BODY AND HIS JERSEY ACCENT
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HOT TO THE MOTHERFUCKING DAMN!!!!!!!!!! I'LL TEACH HIM ABOUT MAN LOVE HONEY!!!!!!!!!!! HOLLER AT A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANNA FUK HIM SO BAD
I HEARD THAT PACA'S FOOD STAMPS GOT CUT AND HE HAS TO SELL HIS ASS TO BUY MARSHMELLOW PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I WANT TO BUY RYAN PHILLIPE'S SWEET PERFECT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HOT TO THE MOTHERFUCKING DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALL ME HO'S. HOLLER AT A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: MEMEM – I WANT TO SNIFF HIS JOCKSTRAP AND LICK HIS THIGHS WHILE HOMOPHOBES WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I WANT THEM TO SEE WHAT FAGS DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i seriously hope she didnt have to pay that cheater!!!
reese and jake DEFINITIVELY don't make a good couple… Ryan and Reese were WAAAAAAY better… what a shame
jake and reese DEFINITIVELY don't make a good couple… ryan and reese were WAAAAAY better… what a shame
Yes the first thing a newly divorced mother of two should do is run out, and marry the next guy she dates. GOOD ADVICE fatty.
Re: jacko –
this is cruel.
Great! Now Reese can marry her next Divorce candidate, Jake!
awwwww i love reese and jake! they need to get hitched ASAP.
Re: ash – my friend deals with computer crimes, you really shouldnt put your pic up for everyone to see. There's always some creep lurking just remember that.
It is not a very well-known fact that Reese treated Ryan like sh*t during their marriage and he, in response, would cheat on her. That's not an excuse to cheat on someone, but Reese and her PR team have created this "America's Sweetheart" image for her when, in fact, she is a total b*tch with a massive ego who made poor Ryan feel bad all of the time for not being as successful as she is. I am glad that Ryan found someone who will treat him better, and Jake, RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!
you know people… marriage isnt something you just keep doing with every "cute" guy you meet. There are 2 gorgeous children involved here too. I think mom should just date and concentrate on her children.
no they never need to get married Jake is so hot he needs to be a bachelor or else the earth will end…
Who gives a royal fuck. She is so boring to report on. I like her movies but not her real life. Seems soooooooooooooo humdrum. Never was into reese or her first hubby or now. Who cares!
I hope Reese didn't have to pay Ryan. He left, and doesn't deserve anything.
Fat Perez must be getting paid big bucks by Reese's PR team to shine a beaming light on America's sweetheart.
Mark my words! Ryan will get the last laugh.
Ryan has his own money, he doesn't need hers. I admire him for choosing his roles wisely and not doing one romantic comedy after another like miss Reese Witherspoon.
The only reason Perez is kissing Reese's ass is because of Jake's involvement in that fag film Brokeback Mountain. The gays are obsessed with Brokeback, perez would give Ang Lee a blowjob if he could.
May the 2nd time be a charm for the both of them.
Sheesh!!! Wake up, Prez! You gotta get it right, man. So your people know. Ryan and Reese got divorced, and it was final last October. That's when we finally saw Jake and Reese out in public all hugging and shit.
Even with the actual divorce final last year, they still had to work out the financial stuff and the stuff about the kids. I guess this means all their financial stuff was worked out finally. Ryan has equal custody of the kids, so he gets some $$$ for that, i think. There is no alimony or child support, just "property" settlement from what was accumulated during their marriage. So, yeah. I think Reese finally paid him to go away. Guess there was a reason why Ryan was seen out in public with his girlfriend this week.
OMG. Look at Ryan's hair in this pic. I LOVE IT. Love those blonde curls. Wish he would let the 'fro grow again.
Jake + Reese = perfect. Her c*unt needs to be f*ucked seriously. Ryan is an ass man. Jake can take care of that c-l-i-t. Yummy. F*uck that shit.
so sad.
FIRST!
good for her!
Ryan and his new girl are hot stuff. They are getting married in Australia this August. Congratulations to them!
goozambereeshet Perrpez. goh besareht!
Seriously, who cares about these two? Ryan has been washed up for years, and Reese hasn't made anything worth watching for most of her career. Walk The Line was the last halfway decent thing she's done. Her latest disaster was producing that crap movie w/ Christina Ricci wearing a pig nose. Jake Gyllenhal apparently doesn't work anymore either.
I'm frreakin devastated….I loved her and ryan, and I would love to be the 3rd party LMAO! HOTTTTNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Why Perez insist on bearding Jake and others like that old queen Travolta and outing Wentworth Miller ?? Maybe he have something against him…. and what that tell us about his journalism ethics. You are partial, how can we trust you ?
Perez, I heard the hilarious details behind your disastrous opening for your clothing line!!!! The store manager couldn't even bribe people to come up for your autograph!!! They sold less than $10 of your crap in 3 hours????? HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa
She has funny lips and chin.
i think Jake deserves a better and single woman! Her bagage is too big!
NOW SHE HAS SOMEONE NEW TO GO TO COUPLES THERAPY WITH
O YEA THAT WORKS GREAT YA NUT JOB WHEN IS THE B.F.A . COMMING
OH ITS ALREADY HERE YA BIG FAT ASS
ryan is eternally kute.
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She must have gotten herself knocked up again. It's the only way she can get Jake to to marry her. One trick pony.
Correction: Reese didn't leave Ryan, HE left HER for ANOTHER WOMAN. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Ryan was too hot for her anyways…
No please. Jake and Reese must be the most boring couple ever. Jake should work more and play house less, he such a great actor. Resse… not so much
Jake is mine b*tch!!!!
i want reese for myself!
Gyllenspoon ha funny!!
Wow! Ryan look like my ex brother in law who killed my sister three years ago. The resemblence scares me.
YYAAAYY!!! they make such a better couple! cnt wait for their weddin
PS ryan looks weird there! lol
Eonline published an article yesterday about young Jake singing showtunes on the set of City Slickers and Billy Crystal confirming that he's gay. I hope Reese falls in love again soon so she doesn't have to continue this beard charade.
Perez asks: Did the more successful Reese have to pay Ryan out?????
Well Ryan has just bought reportedly a 7 million dollar house in the Hollyweird Hills. Guess where he got the money for that.
Crystal's comment was a JOKE. Don't be so stupid that you can't tell a joke from a factual statement.
Kirsten dunst must be soo happy right now
If Jake marries her, he finishes off his career for good. Cause Reesy must be the biggest star in the family. Look what she did with Ryan. She's already sucked the hot out of Jake.
Jake just dump the blonde and be with the brunette. He's so sexy.
As much as I hate to admit this, they kinda look like Speidi. Ugh!
love reese to death but i feel super bad for ryan.. poor guy got his heart broken :[ love jakey though… what a dreamboat
who marries nowadays????????????????????????????? It's just wasted time!!!!!!!
lol, thats an odd looks couple
Is it really true that Billy Crystal said Jake's gay?
Why would she wanna marry a gay man? Oh yeah….i forgot, publicity.
ryan FUCKED up!!!
ryan FUCKED up!!!Re: ameli –
right, but he cheated on her. dont do bad things if you cant take the consequence!
Ryan is so hot and a great actor too! I don't know why STUPID Reese is more popular than him, he's so much better actor who played in so much better movies (Legally blond - VS. Crush - really, seriously). She should be paying him millions just for being dumb enough to marry her in the first place! She's butt ugly and she deserves stupid Jake! Ryan - you're finally free from the dumb blond!
thats so sad I thought they'd stay together forever!
Of all the people you make fun of how have you missed her GOOFY CHIN, it looks like it belongs on a wooden puppet, not a human..
Jeebus.. why is Reese the popular one? I don't get it - she has zero talent and she's self-obsessed with her career. I like Ryan so much more — he was the one staying at home with the kids while she went out making her talentless squillions..
That chin! That CHIN!
Re: Toppe – Yup, know a girl who has the same Madame and Waylan chin as Reese. Because she's the better looking one in her family, has NO IDEA she sports this chin! She talks behind everyone's back but what she doesn't get is that everyone is talking behind HER back. Man, with a chin like that, you can't judge ANYONE!
Reese and Ryan made the best couple, I was sad to hear of their divorce. If he did cheat (which he most likely did) he's an idiot, she's beautiful, smart and is the mother of his children what a loser.
Well they need to take this thing to the next level or people are going to suspect it is just a showmance. Or that maybe there is an "impediment" like his being impotent or gay, or she not wanting more kids, or another marriage, or whatever. It would sure be a letdown if the two, after all this, turn out just to be "friends". Fans want sex, not platonic friendship.