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Free to Marry Jakey Now!

Filed under: Ryan Phillippe > Jake Gyllenhaal > Reese Witherspoon > Legal Matters > Love Line

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TV's Extra reports that the divorce between Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe was finalized on Thursday.  

That took a while!

New court papers revealed the "parties have settled all remaining issues in these proceedings."

Did the more successful Reese have to pay Ryan out?????

Will we be seeing a Gyllenspoon wedding soon?

We hope so!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

90 comments to “Free to Marry Jakey Now!”

  1. ash says – reply to this


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    i hope so!!!! lets home jakey doesn't screw it up like ryan did! lol



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    1st Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  3. nalba says – reply to this


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    phuck u hunneiii



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    shit ! damn

  5. macke says – reply to this


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    YOUR A BAD MAN PEREZ

  6. ash says – reply to this


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    i hope so to!!! her n jake make a cute couple.

  7. me says – reply to this


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    1st

  8. d says – reply to this


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    Oh yeah, you know he was holding out for some money!

  9. jimbo says – reply to this


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    so i know he cheated on her …but doesn't flirting w/ Gspoon before she's divorced count as adultery too. 2 wrongs don't make a right!

  10. reeda says – reply to this


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    What a shame to give up so soon with such a beautiful family! losers.

  11. FRANK says – reply to this


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    BRODY JENNER HAS A small DICK!!!4REAL

  12. ash says – reply to this


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    lets hope so. i mean jake's taste in women has increased amazingly after leaving kirsten dunst { who looks like a rag doll }

  13. CHERI says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!

  14. Janie says – reply to this


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    Glad she is rid of that scum bag husband!

  15. sarah says – reply to this


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    sad :(

  16. ash says – reply to this


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    7th!

  17. kat says – reply to this


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    I hope they get married. They're an awesome couple! And Jimbo, I respectfully disagree. Reese and Ryan knew they were going to get divorced, it wasn't just a separation to try to work things out. Haha anyway, I like Jake way better than Ryan.

  18. loveM says – reply to this


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    I'm sad for them. I was at her 21st b-day when they met. boo.

  19. Jen says – reply to this


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    Ryan can now marry Abbie. Cheers to them!!!!

  20. norma says – reply to this


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    There is nothing perfect about marriage between a man and a woman if not just look at this two, they seems to be perfect to e/a ! SAD

  21. JJAZZ says – reply to this


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    Re: loveM – YOU WERENT AT ANYBODY'S FUCKING BIRTHDAY……….GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!! QUIT TRYING TO NAME DROP
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    PUT DOWN THAT BAG OF McDONALDS AND COME BACK TO REALITY HONEY
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    JIMMYJAZZ CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH FOR MY LITTLE LAMBS

  22. JJAZZ says – reply to this


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    NOW THAT RYAN'S FREE………….MAYBE I COULD LICK HIS THIGHS AND USE HIS GYM SHORTS AS A PILLOW CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I WANT TO EXPLORE THAT BEAUTIFUL MAN'S BODY AND HIS JERSEY ACCENT
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    HOT TO THE MOTHERFUCKING DAMN!!!!!!!!!! I'LL TEACH HIM ABOUT MAN LOVE HONEY!!!!!!!!!!! HOLLER AT A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. MEMEM says – reply to this


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    I WANNA FUK HIM SO BAD

  24. JJAZZ says – reply to this


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    I HEARD THAT PACA'S FOOD STAMPS GOT CUT AND HE HAS TO SELL HIS ASS TO BUY MARSHMELLOW PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I WANT TO BUY RYAN PHILLIPE'S SWEET PERFECT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    HOT TO THE MOTHERFUCKING DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALL ME HO'S. HOLLER AT A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. JJAZZ says – reply to this


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    Re: MEMEM – I WANT TO SNIFF HIS JOCKSTRAP AND LICK HIS THIGHS WHILE HOMOPHOBES WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I WANT THEM TO SEE WHAT FAGS DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Denae says – reply to this


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    i seriously hope she didnt have to pay that cheater!!!

  27. Zoraà says – reply to this


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    reese and jake DEFINITIVELY don't make a good couple… Ryan and Reese were WAAAAAAY better… what a shame

  28. Zoraà says – reply to this


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    jake and reese DEFINITIVELY don't make a good couple… ryan and reese were WAAAAAY better… what a shame

  29. rach says – reply to this


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    Yes the first thing a newly divorced mother of two should do is run out, and marry the next guy she dates. GOOD ADVICE fatty.

  30. Moxie says – reply to this


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    Re: jacko
    this is cruel.

  31. FPerz says – reply to this


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    Great! Now Reese can marry her next Divorce candidate, Jake!

  32. soph says – reply to this


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    awwwww i love reese and jake! they need to get hitched ASAP.

  33. watch says – reply to this


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    Re: ash – my friend deals with computer crimes, you really shouldnt put your pic up for everyone to see. There's always some creep lurking just remember that.

  34. lony says – reply to this


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    It is not a very well-known fact that Reese treated Ryan like sh*t during their marriage and he, in response, would cheat on her. That's not an excuse to cheat on someone, but Reese and her PR team have created this "America's Sweetheart" image for her when, in fact, she is a total b*tch with a massive ego who made poor Ryan feel bad all of the time for not being as successful as she is. I am glad that Ryan found someone who will treat him better, and Jake, RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!

  35. dont says – reply to this


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    you know people… marriage isnt something you just keep doing with every "cute" guy you meet. There are 2 gorgeous children involved here too. I think mom should just date and concentrate on her children.



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    no they never need to get married Jake is so hot he needs to be a bachelor or else the earth will end…

  37. Lanel says – reply to this


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    Who gives a royal fuck. She is so boring to report on. I like her movies but not her real life. Seems soooooooooooooo humdrum. Never was into reese or her first hubby or now. Who cares!

  38. sasha says – reply to this


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    I hope Reese didn't have to pay Ryan. He left, and doesn't deserve anything.

  39. Ali says – reply to this


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    Fat Perez must be getting paid big bucks by Reese's PR team to shine a beaming light on America's sweetheart.

  40. Charl says – reply to this


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    Mark my words! Ryan will get the last laugh.

  41. Nima says – reply to this


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    Ryan has his own money, he doesn't need hers. I admire him for choosing his roles wisely and not doing one romantic comedy after another like miss Reese Witherspoon.

  42. Rihan says – reply to this


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    The only reason Perez is kissing Reese's ass is because of Jake's involvement in that fag film Brokeback Mountain. The gays are obsessed with Brokeback, perez would give Ang Lee a blowjob if he could.

  43. D says – reply to this


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    May the 2nd time be a charm for the both of them.

  44. Anon says – reply to this


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    Sheesh!!! Wake up, Prez! You gotta get it right, man. So your people know. Ryan and Reese got divorced, and it was final last October. That's when we finally saw Jake and Reese out in public all hugging and shit.
    Even with the actual divorce final last year, they still had to work out the financial stuff and the stuff about the kids. I guess this means all their financial stuff was worked out finally. Ryan has equal custody of the kids, so he gets some $$$ for that, i think. There is no alimony or child support, just "property" settlement from what was accumulated during their marriage. So, yeah. I think Reese finally paid him to go away. Guess there was a reason why Ryan was seen out in public with his girlfriend this week.

  45. K says – reply to this


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    OMG. Look at Ryan's hair in this pic. I LOVE IT. Love those blonde curls. Wish he would let the 'fro grow again.



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    Jake + Reese = perfect. Her c*unt needs to be f*ucked seriously. Ryan is an ass man. Jake can take care of that c-l-i-t. Yummy. F*uck that shit.

  47. gah says – reply to this


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    so sad.

  48. Frede says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  49. dskjf says – reply to this


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    good for her!

  50. size says – reply to this


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    Ryan and his new girl are hot stuff. They are getting married in Australia this August. Congratulations to them!

  51. gooz says – reply to this


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    goozambereeshet Perrpez. goh besareht!

  52. WHO C says – reply to this


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    Seriously, who cares about these two? Ryan has been washed up for years, and Reese hasn't made anything worth watching for most of her career. Walk The Line was the last halfway decent thing she's done. Her latest disaster was producing that crap movie w/ Christina Ricci wearing a pig nose. Jake Gyllenhal apparently doesn't work anymore either.

  53. cole says – reply to this


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    I'm frreakin devastated….I loved her and ryan, and I would love to be the 3rd party LMAO! HOTTTTNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  54. Mmmmm says – reply to this


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    Why Perez insist on bearding Jake and others like that old queen Travolta and outing Wentworth Miller ?? Maybe he have something against him…. and what that tell us about his journalism ethics. You are partial, how can we trust you ?

  55. highl says – reply to this


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    Perez, I heard the hilarious details behind your disastrous opening for your clothing line!!!! The store manager couldn't even bribe people to come up for your autograph!!! They sold less than $10 of your crap in 3 hours????? HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa

  56. Linda says – reply to this


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    She has funny lips and chin.

  57. crist says – reply to this


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    i think Jake deserves a better and single woman! Her bagage is too big!

  58. DMAN says – reply to this


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    NOW SHE HAS SOMEONE NEW TO GO TO COUPLES THERAPY WITH
    O YEA THAT WORKS GREAT YA NUT JOB WHEN IS THE B.F.A . COMMING
    OH ITS ALREADY HERE YA BIG FAT ASS

  59. ithin says – reply to this


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    ryan is eternally kute.
    pp

  60. techy says – reply to this


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    She must have gotten herself knocked up again. It's the only way she can get Jake to to marry her. One trick pony.

  61. Jamic says – reply to this


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    Correction: Reese didn't leave Ryan, HE left HER for ANOTHER WOMAN. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

  62. cass says – reply to this


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    Ryan was too hot for her anyways…

  63. lola says – reply to this


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    No please. Jake and Reese must be the most boring couple ever. Jake should work more and play house less, he such a great actor. Resse… not so much

  64. A says – reply to this


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    Jake is mine b*tch!!!!

  65. jenbu says – reply to this


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    i want reese for myself!

  66. joe e says – reply to this


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    Gyllenspoon ha funny!!

  67. Frank says – reply to this


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    Wow! Ryan look like my ex brother in law who killed my sister three years ago. The resemblence scares me.

  68. blah says – reply to this


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    YYAAAYY!!! they make such a better couple! cnt wait for their weddin :)

  69. blah says – reply to this


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    PS ryan looks weird there! lol

  70. Bob says – reply to this


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    Eonline published an article yesterday about young Jake singing showtunes on the set of City Slickers and Billy Crystal confirming that he's gay. I hope Reese falls in love again soon so she doesn't have to continue this beard charade.

  71. Chris says – reply to this


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    Perez asks: Did the more successful Reese have to pay Ryan out?????

    Well Ryan has just bought reportedly a 7 million dollar house in the Hollyweird Hills. Guess where he got the money for that.

  72. Chris says – reply to this


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    Crystal's comment was a JOKE. Don't be so stupid that you can't tell a joke from a factual statement.

  73. Tatia says – reply to this


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    Kirsten dunst must be soo happy right now

  74. Barba says – reply to this


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    If Jake marries her, he finishes off his career for good. Cause Reesy must be the biggest star in the family. Look what she did with Ryan. She's already sucked the hot out of Jake.

    Jake just dump the blonde and be with the brunette. He's so sexy.

  75. jenbe says – reply to this


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    As much as I hate to admit this, they kinda look like Speidi. Ugh!

  76. ameli says – reply to this


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    love reese to death but i feel super bad for ryan.. poor guy got his heart broken :[ love jakey though… what a dreamboat

  77. ppppf says – reply to this


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    who marries nowadays????????????????????????????? It's just wasted time!!!!!!!



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    lol, thats an odd looks couple

  79. alexi says – reply to this


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    Is it really true that Billy Crystal said Jake's gay?

  80. Diane says – reply to this


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    Why would she wanna marry a gay man? Oh yeah….i forgot, publicity.

  81. alici says – reply to this


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    ryan FUCKED up!!!

  82. alici says – reply to this


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    ryan FUCKED up!!!Re: ameli
    right, but he cheated on her. dont do bad things if you cant take the consequence!

  83. s. says – reply to this


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    Ryan is so hot and a great actor too! I don't know why STUPID Reese is more popular than him, he's so much better actor who played in so much better movies (Legally blond - VS. Crush - really, seriously). She should be paying him millions just for being dumb enough to marry her in the first place! She's butt ugly and she deserves stupid Jake! Ryan - you're finally free from the dumb blond!

  84. karen says – reply to this


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    thats so sad I thought they'd stay together forever!

  85. Toppe says – reply to this


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    Of all the people you make fun of how have you missed her GOOFY CHIN, it looks like it belongs on a wooden puppet, not a human..

  86. Kit says – reply to this


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    Jeebus.. why is Reese the popular one? I don't get it - she has zero talent and she's self-obsessed with her career. I like Ryan so much more — he was the one staying at home with the kids while she went out making her talentless squillions..

  87. Told says – reply to this


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    That chin! That CHIN!

  88. Told says – reply to this


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    Re: Toppe – Yup, know a girl who has the same Madame and Waylan chin as Reese. Because she's the better looking one in her family, has NO IDEA she sports this chin! She talks behind everyone's back but what she doesn't get is that everyone is talking behind HER back. Man, with a chin like that, you can't judge ANYONE!

  89. jen says – reply to this


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    Reese and Ryan made the best couple, I was sad to hear of their divorce. If he did cheat (which he most likely did) he's an idiot, she's beautiful, smart and is the mother of his children what a loser.

  90. Chris says – reply to this


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    Well they need to take this thing to the next level or people are going to suspect it is just a showmance. Or that maybe there is an "impediment" like his being impotent or gay, or she not wanting more kids, or another marriage, or whatever. It would sure be a letdown if the two, after all this, turn out just to be "friends". Fans want sex, not platonic friendship.