How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: Eric Dane
Uhmmm….
McSteamy needs to work on his abs!
But, besides that, he's sex on a stick.
Eric Dane soaks up the sun on Thursday. The Grey's Anatomy hunk and his wife, Rebecca Gayheart, are enjoying a little vacation to St. Barths, you know, the place the rich people go to.
A beach would be nice right about….now!
[Image by TRB via Fame Pictures.]
Posted: June 13, 2008 at 9:15 am
Nah, he's hot just as he is. I hate all that fake male perfection, give me a natural looking man any day.
GO CELTICS.SOXXXXXXXXXXX.ALL THE WAY…BOSTON RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUDE… why don't you worry about your own abs Perez… he's perfect! You on the otherhand…. ew.. do some crunches
Patrick Dempsey is way hotter
moobs!
Um, Perez, you need to work on YOUR abs.
I think his abs are just fine and I think you are dissing on him to sooth your self-esteem issues!
I still would x
Look who's talking, fucking fat queen Mario.
I wish it was Summer here.
you have some nerve chunky mcgee…..ur jelous
perez! i don't care about eric dane but i do want to say screw all the haters out there! you are a beautiful person (or you seem to be) and i have enjoyed your site and social commentary a great deal. i don't visit often but this morning i happened to see lily allen's little picture and i say fuck her and her stinky alcoholic twat. perez for president!
i'm sorry, perez… did YOU just critique him for not having a six pack?
You have a fucking keg!
PEREZ
mmmmm I love me some man meat! I think his body is PERFECTION!
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You are soooooooooooooo rude !!!!
and the obvious comments will follow: perez is fat, he needs to work on his abs, he shouldn't comment on this blablabla boring
Perez needs to work on his abs.
Perez, face it, you are a FATSO, you'd be lucky to have his abs. And while you're entitled to your tastes, not all straight women want a man with hard, lumpy abs. His look delicious, I'd love to lick them. Get a life you fat loser.
7 people. Must suck to be you !!!
dude, he's still hot. his stomach area is ok. compared to your big belly at least…
See this is what I dont get. I look at him and think he looks fine, if not better. Then you've got some fat jerk behind his computer perpetuating the myth that we all need to look one way and be one size.
2nd? 3rd maybe
PS: You're ugly too, your dog has a nicer face than you do. Get a real job loser.
B - #1 - you saud it for me. He looks great.
Twigs are nowhere near as hot as this piece of perfection - love it!
I'll take him just like that…YUMMY!
i don't perez should be talking…
Nooo…he doesnt need to work on nothing!!!!!!!
Dude - you've got a body like a marshmallow and you're slagging this dude?!?!?!
Fat lazy used-to-be hearthrob.
He has eaten too much after all the pot he smokes.
You are a fucking twat!!! I'm still laughing about how Lily Allen fucked you up. Ha Ha got any hot pockets Pee Pee
fatty
um. what's with you criticizing men with NORMAL bodies lately? you really shouldn't talk perez. i'd sleep with an eric dane over your fat ass any day.
His wife ran over and killed a kid! HOpe she's not driving anymore…
A source says Perez is ugly as fuck. A moron who has tried to make his name sound as much like 'Paris Hilton' as possible. Cheap knockoff. Like, ADIDAS and ADIHASH neither can be famous without the pre-existence of someone with fame already. How many hits would he get as "johnsmith.com" - NONE!. Half of his traffic is generated by him reportedly googling himself all the time. A contact maintains that his blogs reportedly have the ambiguity and reliablilty of a horoscope. This may or may not reportedly be correct, a source said.
He does look fine just the way he is. He's not training for Mr. Universe.
look at the pattern on his trunks … are they not marijuana leaves??
Not everyone has 5 hours a day to work on their abs. He looks good to me!
Eww…more like McLukeWarm. He better hit the gym before the next season so he can go shirtless again. His face is hella hot though.
He looks just fine and very yummy!
Agreed. He's hotter now than ever. I hate all that six-pack crap on men…and I'm not a fat guy, I promise!
Isn't he a father of five? Fuck abs. they don't matter when you've got all that shit going on. He's hot enough anyway.
PEREZ U FAT FUCKING HOMO, YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR ABS, NOT TO MENTION YOUR ENTIRE BODY
Ummmm Perez you seem so inclined to criticize everyone else on here, have you looked in the mirror? U are a fat, ugly, slut yourself so don't throw stones in a glass house… mmm k? You wish you were famous like the people you hate on everyday give them a brake…
Ahm.
Firstly, he looks fucking HOT
Secondly, who are you to say anything Perez? You're hideously obese. Why don't you work on your abs you vapid fuck.
I think he's sexy the way he is.
Maybe he'd look good if he had a new face…
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he lookz like an anal retard republicunt bitch
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Oh come on now Perez, look at that guy. He's sexy! I'd hit it, over and over.
ok. seriously. you have a belly. which is fine. and you are rich. stop acting superior.
You have got to be kidding me!!!! He looks amazing… his abs are so hot! Just the way they are… He needs NO WORK on anything… he is perfectly handsome and svelt and HOT absolutely 100% JUST THE WAY HE IS… so don't listen to Perez & don't change! That is the truth.
perez its so funny that YOU are commenting on how this hot guy needs to work out more.. fucking hell, you loose 2 pounds and all of a sudden youre brad pitt in fight club???? you thought wrong perez, even if you DO loose your multiple rolls of disgusting flab, you will still have massive flaps of loose skin, maybe you could wrap it around you like a skirt? and you will still have your oversized head thats shaped like a giant peanut and your fugly retarded chimp-like face
I think his stomach looks just fine. A very toned and six pack of abs is un-natural, and is ususal the result of very strenuous and heavy work out routine. This is what a real man looks like.
Seriously? Pot meet kettle. Actually. Pot meet 50 gallon drum of oil. Perez you are such a fucking idiot. 15 minutes are ticking away scumbag. Enjoy a life of crack and West Hollywood trannys you piece of shit.
Perez you're not one to talk about weight…. let's see how you look in 1 month in july when ur fat rolls are jiggling around everywhere. You're sooo unprofessional..
Dick on the stick.
When did become acceptable behavior to be so rude to each other? Why cant we all get along?
Love him but HATE is murderer of a wife. Accidents happen but it isn't an accident if you swerve around cars stopping for a kid crossing the street into a 2 way left hand turn lane while on your cell phone & hit & kill the child. People that do what Rebecca Gaydeart did are murderers. Road rage is intentional & I can't believe she got off w/o jail time for killing that poor little child. She is an arrogant smug bitch. I have no idea how she scored such a nice handsome husband.
give him a break. the guy had skin cancer and had some issues with his weigh because of it. Who cares! HE LOOKS GREAT.
You need to work on your abs you fucking whack job. Your crazy Mario and not in a good way.
those are the kind of abs most women want.
I'd still do him, he gt lush beautiful face xxxxx
PEOPLE WITH GLASS HOUSES PEREZ.
YOU GET MY DRIFT YOU FUCKING HATER.
GO BACK TO BEING FUNNY AND NOT A DOUCHE IF YOU WANT TO KEEP ME AND OTHERS AS FANS.
OTHERWISE YOU CAN FUCK OFF, I'M NEVER COMING BACK HERE AGAIN.
Er, pot- kettle, much??
I'm with the Lilster on this one. Twat.
Lets not forget that be is going through Chemo Therapy which can take a ton of your energy away. The guy is probably not hanging out in the gym these day. Likey a good decision on his part!
the man is still fine as hell
Perez needs to work on his abs and stop being so shallow. He was a fat loser in high school and he is a fat wannabe now. His 15 minutes will soon be up…
I think he looks fine,,as ones have stated,,,defined abs scram perfection to me and at times look un-natural to me…
he is a HOT
PEREZ,
AGAIN….i must say…U GOT NO ROOM TO CRACK ON CELEB-U-TUBS.
get in the gym and then maybe you'll have your chance to make a joke.
So what he doesn't have abs? It's not like he was a gut or anything… his body probably looks way better than 70% of guys out there.
I think he's way hotter that way, I love a man that's naturally in shape, the whole six-pack thing is way too much for me.
YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, ARE JUDGING OTHER MENS BODIES?
you need to work on your abs !!!!!
jesus
You'd dream to look like that Perez!
perez come on, you've got be kidding me. he should start to work out!? what the hell should you do if he has to work out!? no one said something about your weight.. so please, let him be. he actually looks natural - like he has a real life and is not just 24/7 at the gym or eats after diat plans.. he just lives his life..
i don't get it.. did never ever someone in school said something about your body mass? or a girl/dude rejected you because you are "too ugly".. - if yes, please remember how much it has hurt you - so, why are you hurting him? shouldn't people who don't have a zero size fight for a natural look…? As you can see i'm kinda upset about your comment..
McFatty/McHefty/McSupersizeme/McBelly - you need to work on YOUR abs!!
I think He looks Gooooood!
You wish your stomach was half as flat as that!
Perez outta talk he's a hideous fat pig and has a face that could stop a train,,,
What an idiot
I love how fatty, oily-faced Perez dishes out crap on "weight issues." I mean.. come, on Mario.. you do have a mirror, right? and yo may have lost a few pounds, but you will never lose "ugly." You are a pathetic soul and your mom should have aborted you instead of the fetus she killed 16months after you were born.
oh come on perez, he's nummy
perez, u r a slob and only wish u looked 1% as good as him. u nasty ol troll who likes to bareback and talk other bloggers to take videos of themselves. u r an awful human being.
hes got nice shoulers though
For all of you youngins' out there, there is nothing in the world sexier than having some real man parts on you. Not some over processed, chiseled abs, but some real man loving you. He can eat bisquits in my bed anytime. Not really, because I am married to a drop dead gorgeous Greek who is a little bit soft around the middle like this, but damn is he good.
McSteamy look's like he's been out in the sun to long and McMelted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously, you fat sodomite have you ever looked in a mirror?
Put down your Mayo sandwich and get your own fat cum-dripping ass into a gym. Until then keep you big gay fat mouth shut.
ps…you hear the ticking Perez??? I am guessing you're clock is down to about 9 minutes till you're back to fat obscurity
Is that a tattoo of a love heart on his arm?
would absolutely die laughing if you were photographed in a pair of swim shorts like that perez, maybe you should stop resting that macbook on your belly and start standing up and getting your own weight sorted out.
Why do you want everyone to look skinny and when they do you want them to eat… Bottom line you just need to say anything to fill in your pages…
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Why don't you fuckin look at yourself Perez you fat fuck. Anyone that looks like you shouldn't be commenting on anyone elses body.
Go workout and shut the fuck up.
perez-you are much fatter than this guy. give him a break. god you are annoying. i would LOVE to see a picture of you in the water with no shirt on, & then compare it to eric dane. you would look like a whale, & you know it.
they are gone he's still yummy though!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'D STILL DO HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'D CLIMB HIM LIKE A TREE HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WRITE ME BACK HO'S. HOLLER AT A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeezus Christ
I mean, Id still do him everyday and three times on Sunday, but he has let himself go.
people in glass houses perez!!!
come on perez…i think he's hot!
And how are your abs looking Perez????
Yes, I noticed he looks like he's lost his abs. Not as sexy as he seams.
Maybe Perez can outline the obviously super-effective ab workout regiment that he's adopted. By "adopted", I mean "mastered". Actually, I'm sure Mr. Dane would put in more ab work if he were in the market for a tubby pole-smoker like Perez.