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How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: Eric Dane

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Uhmmm….

McSteamy needs to work on his abs!

But, besides that, he's sex on a stick.

Eric Dane soaks up the sun on Thursday. The Grey's Anatomy hunk and his wife, Rebecca Gayheart, are enjoying a little vacation to St. Barths, you know, the place the rich people go to.

A beach would be nice right about….now!

[Image by TRB via Fame Pictures.]



189 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

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  1. B says – reply to this
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    Nah, he's hot just as he is. I hate all that fake male perfection, give me a natural looking man any day.

  2. track says – reply to this
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    GO CELTICS.SOXXXXXXXXXXX.ALL THE WAY…BOSTON RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. krist says – reply to this
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    DUDE… why don't you worry about your own abs Perez… he's perfect! You on the otherhand…. ew.. do some crunches

  4. Ummmm says – reply to this
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    Patrick Dempsey is way hotter

  5. avery says – reply to this
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    moobs!

  6. lesli says – reply to this
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    Um, Perez, you need to work on YOUR abs.

  7. Megha says – reply to this
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    I think his abs are just fine and I think you are dissing on him to sooth your self-esteem issues!

  8. anna says – reply to this
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    I still would x

  9. €sp says – reply to this
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    Look who's talking, fucking fat queen Mario.

  10. C says – reply to this
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    I wish it was Summer here.

  11. hypoc says – reply to this
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    you have some nerve chunky mcgee…..ur jelous

  12. someo says – reply to this
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    perez! i don't care about eric dane but i do want to say screw all the haters out there! you are a beautiful person (or you seem to be) and i have enjoyed your site and social commentary a great deal. i don't visit often but this morning i happened to see lily allen's little picture and i say fuck her and her stinky alcoholic twat. perez for president!

  13. larry says – reply to this
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    i'm sorry, perez… did YOU just critique him for not having a six pack?
    You have a fucking keg!

  14. HA says – reply to this
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    PEREZ

  15. 15

    mmmmm I love me some man meat! I think his body is PERFECTION! :) ~

  16. rude says – reply to this
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    You are soooooooooooooo rude !!!!

  17. kim says – reply to this
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    and the obvious comments will follow: perez is fat, he needs to work on his abs, he shouldn't comment on this blablabla boring

  18. billy says – reply to this
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    Perez needs to work on his abs.

  19. lily says – reply to this
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    Perez, face it, you are a FATSO, you'd be lucky to have his abs. And while you're entitled to your tastes, not all straight women want a man with hard, lumpy abs. His look delicious, I'd love to lick them. Get a life you fat loser.

  20. sucka says – reply to this
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    7 people. Must suck to be you !!!

  21. mara says – reply to this
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    dude, he's still hot. his stomach area is ok. compared to your big belly at least…

  22. Alexi says – reply to this
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    See this is what I dont get. I look at him and think he looks fine, if not better. Then you've got some fat jerk behind his computer perpetuating the myth that we all need to look one way and be one size.

  23. lia says – reply to this
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    2nd? 3rd maybe

  24. lily says – reply to this
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    PS: You're ugly too, your dog has a nicer face than you do. Get a real job loser.

  25. bct says – reply to this
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    B - #1 - you saud it for me. He looks great.

  26. OMG says – reply to this
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    Twigs are nowhere near as hot as this piece of perfection - love it!

  27. La Cu says – reply to this
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    I'll take him just like that…YUMMY!

  28. d says – reply to this
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    i don't perez should be talking…

  29. am says – reply to this
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    Nooo…he doesnt need to work on nothing!!!!!!!

  30. Joe B says – reply to this
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    Dude - you've got a body like a marshmallow and you're slagging this dude?!?!?!

  31. KGB/M says – reply to this
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    Fat lazy used-to-be hearthrob.
    He has eaten too much after all the pot he smokes.

  32. Bizzl says – reply to this
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    You are a fucking twat!!! I'm still laughing about how Lily Allen fucked you up. Ha Ha got any hot pockets Pee Pee

  33. Allis says – reply to this
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    fatty

  34. tom says – reply to this
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    um. what's with you criticizing men with NORMAL bodies lately? you really shouldn't talk perez. i'd sleep with an eric dane over your fat ass any day.

  35. Furby says – reply to this
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    His wife ran over and killed a kid! HOpe she's not driving anymore…

  36. abcde says – reply to this
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    A source says Perez is ugly as fuck. A moron who has tried to make his name sound as much like 'Paris Hilton' as possible. Cheap knockoff. Like, ADIDAS and ADIHASH neither can be famous without the pre-existence of someone with fame already. How many hits would he get as "johnsmith.com" - NONE!. Half of his traffic is generated by him reportedly googling himself all the time. A contact maintains that his blogs reportedly have the ambiguity and reliablilty of a horoscope. This may or may not reportedly be correct, a source said.

  37. Slate says – reply to this
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    He does look fine just the way he is. He's not training for Mr. Universe.

  38. speak says – reply to this
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    look at the pattern on his trunks … are they not marijuana leaves??

  39. Lanie says – reply to this
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    Not everyone has 5 hours a day to work on their abs. He looks good to me!

  40. Tara says – reply to this
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    Eww…more like McLukeWarm. He better hit the gym before the next season so he can go shirtless again. His face is hella hot though.

  41. Lil' says – reply to this
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    He looks just fine and very yummy!

  42. Gebbi says – reply to this
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    Agreed. He's hotter now than ever. I hate all that six-pack crap on men…and I'm not a fat guy, I promise!

  43. Crisp says – reply to this
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    Isn't he a father of five? Fuck abs. they don't matter when you've got all that shit going on. He's hot enough anyway.

  44. capta says – reply to this
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    PEREZ U FAT FUCKING HOMO, YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR ABS, NOT TO MENTION YOUR ENTIRE BODY

  45. ONLOO says – reply to this
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    Ummmm Perez you seem so inclined to criticize everyone else on here, have you looked in the mirror? U are a fat, ugly, slut yourself so don't throw stones in a glass house… mmm k? You wish you were famous like the people you hate on everyday give them a brake…

  46. Ryan says – reply to this
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    Ahm.
    Firstly, he looks fucking HOT
    Secondly, who are you to say anything Perez? You're hideously obese. Why don't you work on your abs you vapid fuck.

  47. Joe says – reply to this
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    I think he's sexy the way he is.

  48. kHkel says – reply to this
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    Maybe he'd look good if he had a new face…
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    he lookz like an anal retard republicunt bitch
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  49. DLR says – reply to this
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    Oh come on now Perez, look at that guy. He's sexy! I'd hit it, over and over. :P

  50. arthu says – reply to this
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    ok. seriously. you have a belly. which is fine. and you are rich. stop acting superior.

  51. Angel says – reply to this
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    You have got to be kidding me!!!! He looks amazing… his abs are so hot! Just the way they are… He needs NO WORK on anything… he is perfectly handsome and svelt and HOT absolutely 100% JUST THE WAY HE IS… so don't listen to Perez & don't change! That is the truth.

  52. wow says – reply to this
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    perez its so funny that YOU are commenting on how this hot guy needs to work out more.. fucking hell, you loose 2 pounds and all of a sudden youre brad pitt in fight club???? you thought wrong perez, even if you DO loose your multiple rolls of disgusting flab, you will still have massive flaps of loose skin, maybe you could wrap it around you like a skirt? and you will still have your oversized head thats shaped like a giant peanut and your fugly retarded chimp-like face

  53. pump says – reply to this
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    I think his stomach looks just fine. A very toned and six pack of abs is un-natural, and is ususal the result of very strenuous and heavy work out routine. This is what a real man looks like.

  54. Will says – reply to this
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    Seriously? Pot meet kettle. Actually. Pot meet 50 gallon drum of oil. Perez you are such a fucking idiot. 15 minutes are ticking away scumbag. Enjoy a life of crack and West Hollywood trannys you piece of shit.

  55. Jared says – reply to this
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    Perez you're not one to talk about weight…. let's see how you look in 1 month in july when ur fat rolls are jiggling around everywhere. You're sooo unprofessional..

  56. kornd says – reply to this
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    Dick on the stick.

  57. w2 says – reply to this
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    When did become acceptable behavior to be so rude to each other? Why cant we all get along?

  58. Laura says – reply to this
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    Love him but HATE is murderer of a wife. Accidents happen but it isn't an accident if you swerve around cars stopping for a kid crossing the street into a 2 way left hand turn lane while on your cell phone & hit & kill the child. People that do what Rebecca Gaydeart did are murderers. Road rage is intentional & I can't believe she got off w/o jail time for killing that poor little child. She is an arrogant smug bitch. I have no idea how she scored such a nice handsome husband.

  59. SJ says – reply to this
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    give him a break. the guy had skin cancer and had some issues with his weigh because of it. Who cares! HE LOOKS GREAT.

  60. BLaws says – reply to this
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    You need to work on your abs you fucking whack job. Your crazy Mario and not in a good way.

  61. julia says – reply to this
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    those are the kind of abs most women want.

  62. Rachy says – reply to this
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    I'd still do him, he gt lush beautiful face xxxxx

  63. UKer says – reply to this
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    PEOPLE WITH GLASS HOUSES PEREZ.
    YOU GET MY DRIFT YOU FUCKING HATER.
    GO BACK TO BEING FUNNY AND NOT A DOUCHE IF YOU WANT TO KEEP ME AND OTHERS AS FANS.
    OTHERWISE YOU CAN FUCK OFF, I'M NEVER COMING BACK HERE AGAIN.

  64. Julia says – reply to this
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    Er, pot- kettle, much??
    I'm with the Lilster on this one. Twat.

  65. JP says – reply to this
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    Lets not forget that be is going through Chemo Therapy which can take a ton of your energy away. The guy is probably not hanging out in the gym these day. Likey a good decision on his part!

  66. so wh says – reply to this
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    the man is still fine as hell

  67. Lila says – reply to this
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    Perez needs to work on his abs and stop being so shallow. He was a fat loser in high school and he is a fat wannabe now. His 15 minutes will soon be up…

  68. ladyd says – reply to this
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    I think he looks fine,,as ones have stated,,,defined abs scram perfection to me and at times look un-natural to me…
    he is a HOT

  69. steph says – reply to this
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    PEREZ,

    AGAIN….i must say…U GOT NO ROOM TO CRACK ON CELEB-U-TUBS.

    get in the gym and then maybe you'll have your chance to make a joke.

  70. marya says – reply to this
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    So what he doesn't have abs? It's not like he was a gut or anything… his body probably looks way better than 70% of guys out there.

  71. Kater says – reply to this
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    I think he's way hotter that way, I love a man that's naturally in shape, the whole six-pack thing is way too much for me.

  72. 72

    YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, ARE JUDGING OTHER MENS BODIES?

  73. CW says – reply to this
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    you need to work on your abs !!!!!

    jesus

  74. Julie says – reply to this
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    You'd dream to look like that Perez!

  75. yasha says – reply to this
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    perez come on, you've got be kidding me. he should start to work out!? what the hell should you do if he has to work out!? no one said something about your weight.. so please, let him be. he actually looks natural - like he has a real life and is not just 24/7 at the gym or eats after diat plans.. he just lives his life..

    i don't get it.. did never ever someone in school said something about your body mass? or a girl/dude rejected you because you are "too ugly".. - if yes, please remember how much it has hurt you - so, why are you hurting him? shouldn't people who don't have a zero size fight for a natural look…? As you can see i'm kinda upset about your comment..

  76. jen says – reply to this
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    McFatty/McHefty/McSupersizeme/McBelly - you need to work on YOUR abs!!

  77. lala says – reply to this
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    I think He looks Gooooood!

  78. FReal says – reply to this
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    You wish your stomach was half as flat as that!

  79. Max says – reply to this
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    Perez outta talk he's a hideous fat pig and has a face that could stop a train,,,

    What an idiot