How Do We Say This Delicately???

Uhmmm….

McSteamy needs to work on his abs!

But, besides that, he's sex on a stick.

Eric Dane soaks up the sun on Thursday. The Grey's Anatomy hunk and his wife, Rebecca Gayheart, are enjoying a little vacation to St. Barths, you know, the place the rich people go to.

A beach would be nice right about….now!

[Image by TRB via Fame Pictures.]

Posted: Jun 13, 2008 at 9:15 am / Email this »

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189 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

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Homolicious says – reply to this

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I'd still get McSteamy with him. He's still sexy.
LICKM says – reply to this

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ARE YOU REALLY THE PERSON TO BE COMMENTING ON SOMEBODY ELSES ABS PEREZ? PEOPLE IN GLASS HOUSES AND ALL THAT Y'KNOW…SCOFF ANOTHER DONUT FAT BOY!
ZipIt says – reply to this

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Here we go again. First, there ain't nothing wrong Eric Dane. NOTHING! Now, is there no mirror in your house of glass Fat Boy that you haven't broken? By standing in front of it that is. You need to take a nice long look at yourself. You're a hideous pig. And NO ONE thinks you're attractive. The only exercise you do is running your ugly mouth. And the only crunches you do, is Captain Crunch. You truly are a disgusting person.
it's says – reply to this

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AWWWWW…c'mon, perez!!! where is YOUR six pack??? Eric looks GREAT! It's very hard to always be "on." Dieting is VERY challenging. A little slice of apple pie never hurt anyone!
love you, eric…
just a guy in socal
Kiki says – reply to this

105

Ummm, fatty, are you freakin' blind??? Look a bit closer… I think I see the outline of his 6 pack. Where's your beach pic??? Let's do a comparison.
Mimi says – reply to this

106

He looks just fine like that! He looks normal and yummy!
AMO says – reply to this

107

Not feeling this guy. He looks like a Di Caprio wannabe.
brent says – reply to this

108

there is nothing wrong with this guy. he looks normal. yeah, he may not have a six pack, but big deal. This is a perfect example why this country has such a diet/body distortion. this man is perfectly normal- and you are basically calling him fat? What is wrong with you. Ever heard of the looking glass self concept?
flove says – reply to this

109

dad muscles!
radar says – reply to this

110

He is one gorgeous man! What the hell is wrong with you people?
perez says – reply to this

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I think you need to work on your abs, Perez, and quit worrying about other people's.
NcybY says – reply to this

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HI EVERYBODY, it's NoncYBoY!
****
That's a Vilebrequin St. Tropez suit, it costs around $200!
****
Kathy says – reply to this

113

It is so not A-list to go to St. Barts in June!
kenya says – reply to this

114

Soooooooooooooo hot with or without abs! I love you Eric Dane!
JSTWP says – reply to this

115

I bet Tommy Cruise dreamt about him last night!
lupit says – reply to this

116

This Perez Hilton needs to get a life , or watch himself in the mirror . Go lose weight first …
Nick says – reply to this

117

Perez, you're a fatass, so shut the fuck up. There's nothing wrong with having a normal body, without abs.
franc says – reply to this

118

wtf?
he's perfect, but you young man
you're a fatty so shut the hell upp and work out in a gym
kelli says – reply to this

119

I think he's still HOT. Perez, you are a dick.
sm says – reply to this

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i think he looks good just like that, its not rock hard abs, looks like the abs of a happy married man. a four pack instead of a six pack, so what, mmm mmm mmm
James says – reply to this

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You're a fat dickhead Perez! What a twat you are.
dane says – reply to this

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he looks perfectly fine - normal, natural, and not too "plastic". very cuddly!
kydst says – reply to this

123

Perez Perez dear Perez
You should not throw stones when you obivously live in a glass house. Your abs also need a bit work dearie so feel free to pump something other than mouth
Dale says – reply to this

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I agree with the masses. He looks PERFECTLY healthy and hot, how dare you say he needs to work on his abs? So anyone who doesn't have a blazing six pack is just a dog? I'm really disappointed in you Perez, I thought you'd be above that.
Marky says – reply to this

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When you have great abs Mario, you can be critical of others. But for now shut your yap.
robin says – reply to this

126

Work on Abs NOT work on Abs who gives a shit…..
That is a piece of YUM!!!
allie says – reply to this

127

thats the way a man should look! no guy should be ripped, ITS NOT SEXY!!
Phil says – reply to this

128

I think he is perfect in that picture. I'd do him!
cass says – reply to this

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Re: johi – your a cunt u nasty hiv infested fuckface, everyone knows whoevers posting perezs hot topic thing is the same person, grow up u reject
Artem says – reply to this

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Awww… he looks cuddly. I'll take that over rock hard any day.
Mia says – reply to this

131

Perez, what on earth happened to you??!! I used to love you but now I don't know anymore…
Oh, and Eric Dane looks just fine!
deuts says – reply to this

132

he is so damn hot as he is, lovin it!
salim says – reply to this

133

how do i say this delicately…perez needs to work on HIS fucking fatass fatpack..
nina says – reply to this

134

speak for yourself ya lardo!
Dick says – reply to this

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Re: feces – Feces - thank you for that insightful review of poor Perez's attempt to secure a spot on the soon to be discount retail chain line. Thank you very much for sharing
truth says – reply to this

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once again you prove how little you know…..its St Barts idiot….
katie says – reply to this

137

perez, stop hating. you're fatter than a motherfucker and eric dane is skinnier and hotter than you could ever hope to be even if you stopped eating for two months. good luck running shirtless on the 4th, i just hope your jiggling man boobs don't poke anyone's eyes out.
JJ says – reply to this

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I'd take him the way he is any day….
sue says – reply to this

139

This coming from who?????????????????????????
tiffa says – reply to this

140

sheesh..i thought that was leo di caprio! lol…
ash says – reply to this

141

ugh what i would do to that man!
FS says – reply to this

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ROFL, AS OPOSED TO YOU PEREZ? AT LEAST HES NOT A FATASS INTERNET BLOGGER. HES 100000XXX SKINNER THAN YOUR FATASS. SERIOUSLY, KILL YOURSELF PEREZ or should i say mario.
jennj says – reply to this

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McSteamy??? McDouche is more like it-who gives a shit that he's going soft in the middle - how long ago was it that this baby was crying "boohoo I have skin cancer. how terrible for me. it's so tragic WAHWAH WAH!!" and then to see THIS pic of him, in the sun, probably with no sun screen. look how tan his lower arms are!!!DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE WHINER WHINER DOUCHE WHINER
Linx0rz says – reply to this

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Oh my god Perez, this is so obviously photoshopped. NOT COOL
Linx0rz says – reply to this

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His fucking head is the size of a damn tomato on his huge body, this is sooOOoo photoshopped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angry says – reply to this

146

He's hot! And I find it ironic that Perez is telling someone to work on their abs!
carli says – reply to this

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Your one to talk you look like a giant turd! you wish you where half as hot as he is!! but your still funny
Aliso says – reply to this

148

Yes Eric is hotttttt but he definitely lost some points for his abs. He would be way hotter with the whole package. And just because Perez doesn't have a 6 pack doesn't mean he can't criticize
MJ says – reply to this

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Did anyone else notice the champion logo on his left chest???
jtski says – reply to this

150

I'd still sit on it anyday mmmmm giddy up
steve says – reply to this

151

Dude…this guy is fucking hot!!! Get off your crack pipe asshole! This is what most people look like. I think it is beautiful. Although I read you daily Perez, you need to put your shiz in perspective…
jaks says – reply to this

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WHO needs to work on their abs??? PEREZ!! I love how you project your insecurities about your own looks and body size on to others… I think you need therapy Perez…not bitching about everyone on this site
skyla says – reply to this

153

OMG… I gotta comment this one. First, thank you Perez for this gorgeous picture! I just changed my vote from Patrick to Eric. Let me join the majority of women and men who have said that this is perfection in a man. The overly toned look is gross. Meaty and natural are way sexier.
holla says – reply to this

154

i still wouldn't kick that mofo outta bed. only to let him fuck me on the floor. the bitch is still hot!
Casey says – reply to this

155

come on perez, how can you say that???
he is fine. like, great.
KevinK says – reply to this

156

Only someone extremely shallow and superficial would think he looks bad.

There goes Perez again keeping that gay stereotype alive.
Roxy says – reply to this

157

I love ya P. But sometimes you are too critical.He looks just fine to me. Yummy as usual.
donos says – reply to this

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Look who's talking MCFATTY!
SM says – reply to this

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Perez, why don't you work on your abs instead of tossing disses about everyone elses?
KevinK says – reply to this

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Yeah glass houses and stuff. I remember in High School when then 200lbs girl would call the 230lbs girl fat.

LawL
bee says – reply to this

161

um yer… I WOULD TOTALY TAP THAT!
p.s. perez, stop being a wank
Anaru says – reply to this

162

Oh I don't care what you say, this man is HOT!!! I would climb up on him and slam myself down hard all day EVERYDAY. I prefer them to have a little something over their hips or else I'd end up with bruises
Kelly says – reply to this

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Re: MJ – OMG, yes. I just read through all the comments to see if I was the only one that noticed that. Is that a tat? That is pretty dorky.
robin says – reply to this

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Rebecca Gayheart killed a child with her wreckless driving and using a cell phone. I have no respect for someone that takes a child's life. She has no remorse and every time she is in pictures, she is topless. She should have done jail time.
sogo says – reply to this

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perez, you're gross, why call the kettle black? piggy-face.
TrickSlut says – reply to this

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HE CAN HUMP ME
chels says – reply to this

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i think eric dane is sexy!!
ching says – reply to this

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I'd still do him! That little cushion on his belly is just a pillow to sit on. It would give a nice recoil
jenn says – reply to this

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PEREZ….don't be such an ASS……..he recently was diagnosed with cancer etc. Give the guy some slack!
renee says – reply to this

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nawww hes perfect!! skinny boy abs arent hott
Come says – reply to this

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STOP CRITICISING OTHER PEOPLE'S BODIES. What the hell is wrong with you??? you can clearly see the definition of his abs, this photo was taken at a diagonal angle…never flattering. Unfortunately, you're "quest for health" has gone wrong. You are using it as an opportunity to judge other people despite the fact that you were obese for years. you are still overweight! did you like the way people treated you then???? SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Pooh says – reply to this

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McDough-y
Lara says – reply to this

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Aw, he don't look so bad. I'm a lesbian, but of my hetero friends, only 1 in 5 actually like the "washboard" look; reminds them too much of Usher, the "I'm too good for anybody" egomaniac.
Some women (and men) like something to hold onto.
Fashu says – reply to this

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Possibly the ugliest bathing suit on earth. Did he buy it at Grampas R Us?
juani says – reply to this

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blanc mange jelly belly. Put it away xxxxx
yani says – reply to this

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maybe its just me, but do his shorts have marijuana leaf designs?.. love it!
Cornh says – reply to this

177

Dane is hot. Looks like Leo DiCaps older, hotter brother. Id do em both with a lil meat.
bob says – reply to this

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perez… you are SO fat!
kater says – reply to this

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leave him alone! like youre in any position to judge lol
david says – reply to this

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JESUS, i want this guy to rub his butt-crack on my face.
Gabs says – reply to this

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macfatty!!!
machubby

MC wtf!!!!
Derek says – reply to this

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Before commenting on other people's weight, you really should watch yourself! No offense, but it's kinda true…
Brent says – reply to this

183

Damn he is hot not a little twinky boy but real life hotness just a real guy that you would see on the beach and think to your self i would hit that dude
Assma says – reply to this

184

That's the pot calling the kettle black! U fat f%&!
TT says – reply to this

185

Uh…I would sooooo still love to get with that! lol

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