Headline of the Week Weak
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"Naked Man Rescued From Porta-Potty
Man Called 911 From The Toilet's Holding Tank; Rescue Workers Had To Cut Him Out"
Oh, the lols! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
Naked Man Rescued From Porta-Potty
Man Called 911 From The Toilet's Holding Tank; Rescue Workers Had To Cut Him Out
Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty.
Authorities say 31-year-old Shannon Hunter, of Lebanon, Pa., used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.
Police say Hunter had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.
Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, "I've been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I've ever had."
Police charged Hunter with public drunkenness and creating a health code violation, but they have no idea why he was in the toilet with his clothes off. They say he didn't suffer any serious injuries.
Oh dear ;(
eww
1st
TITTIES
FIRST
1st?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL omg!
Perez would you stop posting stupid crap like this?
I know your target audience consists of fat white 30-something women who like to forward this shit to their bunco group, but this is supposed to be a gossip site and the rest of us really don't give a fuck. If retards want to have a chuckle at their fellow retard getting stuck in a shitter, they can go read the daily snopes or something.
zzzzzzz I'll bet he waz trying to zuck hiz own dick zzzzzzzzzzzz
what a shithead!
Ishy Poo!
This isn't "celebrity gossip, rumor or news". In fact, you don't have chit to talk about unless you copy it from other places on the web. You've got PWNED by Lily Allen yesterday and now you're searching for something to distract. This is even a few days old already. You're pitiful!
TEAM LILY!
Man, that's what I call a stit-load of trouble!
Eeew! That's sick!
haha ooooh my god…
THIS IS A HILARIOUS STORY
Man, that's what I call a shit-load of trouble!
This is here because that man was Perez Hilton. Lily told you you were too fat to use those port-a-potties.
lol gross…… kinda reminds me of the hills have eyes 2.
LMAO
someone said that larry craig was also in there with him..tapping his feet…do you believe that douche is still in congress?
eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Are you sure it wasn't you Perez….???…
Crying your fat ass off because none of your shitty HOT TOPIC clothes sold???
Aaaaaw never mind… why not comfort yourself with some food… that's the only friend you've got left now bitch!
Its not going too well for you right now is it. No-one cares about your recycled stories. Apologise for being such a mean spirited, arrogant, childish bully and perhaps you'll be able to turn it around. Or carry on - your choice.
Ok was he just locked in the porta potty or was he in the hole where the poop and pee goes? Any which way that is nasty!
bet it was really fatty perez.. he was probably trying to get some dick and was crusing the porta-potty.. seems about right, huh?
HA!
first.
wtf
The old perez could of easily got stuck in a porta-potty like that, rofl! Keep on losing the pounds my favorite emotional eater!
WTF????????????????????????????
creepy dude!
eeeeewwww!!!!
first???
Gives new meaning to the term
'PUSH ME IN THE POOPER!'
HAHAHAHAHAHA, dude I live in Lebanon, PA!!!!!!! Perez, you're on top of EVERYTHING!! This guy is such a douche.
haha…like that guy on the simpsons.
Grosssss!!!!
FFFFIIIIIRRRSSSTTT!!!!
Lawl.
IF you guys do not like Perez and are going to take the time to not only go to his website, but post things about how shitty he is doing, then why are you supporting him? Why are you going to his site? In the end, it is you that looks like the fool. I bet Perez LOVES the reactions, both positive and negative. After all, you all still come back.
Re: vilyr – He was stuck in the hole where you do your business…I live in Lebanon,PA and this guy is a total ass. They took him to the local hospital for vaccinations for Hep and Tetanus, too.
I can sell that toilet…rezko anyone?
Hey "Renfamous"-
Kiss my white ass! I'm a hot thirty something, NOT FAT, just bored at work white girl.
So go fuck yourself!
He thought it was a mexican space shuttle.
HA! This is great. This happend about 20 min away from where I live. The best thing was the toothless guy they interviewed who said he videotaped it from the other side of the street, but apparently didnt call for help. NICE!
He was voting obama.
PEREZ–less stories like this.
I remember those during summer camp a few years ago. They always have bee/hornet/wasp hives in them. It was scary using them…
of all the places to get stuck in….
He was from Lebanon, CT
americans are stupid fuckers eh
got any hot pockets pee pee?
TEAM LILY
TEAM LILY
TEAM LILY
That is too funny! Why would he want to go swimming in a porta potty, though?
uh - jack off much?
Re: sarah – go back to bed Lily
Re: Renfamous – YOU ARE KIND OF AN ASS AREN'T YOU
lol..i'm first betchez..team lilu alien..lol
Re: Renfamous – or you can go read somewhere else dumbass
Love you Perez
Re: Renfamous – Ummm…I care and I sure know that I'm not a fat 30 year old white woman. If you don't like it then you don't need to read it; this is his sight and he can post whatever he wants. If you don't like it then don't come here. Gosh I'm so tired of people always bashing this sight; do you think Perez actually reads your comments? If you have a problem with it then you don't need to come here! People are just ridiculous sometimes.
THAT IS TOO FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TEE TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I BET PACA WISHES HE WAS IN THERE WITH HIM GETTING HIS FREAK ON!!!
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WRITE ME BACK PEOPLE! HOLLER AT A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Peopl –
Don't be so naive… Perez likes to think that his opinion can influence people, but it has backfired on him big time… let's face it people don't want to associate themselves with a bully. Haven't you noticed the decrease in adverts on this site all of a sudden???
Keep killing yourself Perez, no one gives a shit.
Re: PWNED – Plz Team Lily sucks just like her!!!Hey thOse R her words"shes the best damn head-bopper in UK" Shes another Amy W. talent wasted by stupidness hopefully Amy can cOme back but plz Lily hasnt even made it as far as Amy and shes already washed up dumb slut gO back to where u came frOm!!!!!!
Mario, you weren't sucking his dick in the port-a-shitter were you?
speaking of fat retards… sooooooooooo perez, looks like you won't be "strolling the beaches without your shirt" like you planned this summer, or any other summer ROFL
Re: Wow – sight? it's a SITE you stupid fucker
old news.
I know this guy from a local bar! He actually was waiting for this girl to come in and give him a blow job. He is bragging around town about the incident like he is some sort of celebrity! He is a loser
Awesome. My hometown. Way to go, Lebanon.
Re: Renfamous – Go Fuck Yourself. I am a skinny white 30 something sitting at my desk at my HIGH PAYING JOB. If you don't like his stories then dont read them. Now maybe you should find something better to do-like get a job? Hey my pool needs cleaned-I'll pay you mininum wage.
Re: quEEn – That was horrible. That had absolutely nothing to do what with I said and how the heck did Amy W. fit into this? Based on your pathetic comment and the inability to figure out that placing a capitalized "O" in random placed doesn't make your cool proved why people like you should be on "Team Perez".
Is this celebrity gossip? Who cares about a drunk loser who gets trapped in a portlet?
Re: urfat –
Wow what an intelligent post… a real worthwhile read.
Perez makes spelling mistakes all the time, so I guess that makes him a stupid fucker too…???
Retard.
HAPPENS TO PEREZ ALL THE TIME.
Re: Lola –
Yeah sure… I bet you're really important, I'm amazed you get time to post on this website.
Twat.
hahahahahahahahahaha hilarious.
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
seriously, some of these people on here. you talk so much shit on perez, but yet you still read it. he's gonna make fun and say whatever about the stars. even if it is your favorite star, noone gives a fuck what you's gotta say.
i love you perez!
i love you perez but come on. i read about this like a week ago. you need to get on top of your real news if you're really tryin to incorporate that into this website.
Sadly this happened right near where I live, I need to move far far away from Lebanon PA lol
for all you dickheads out there wasting your own time writing nasty stuff about perez, theres a little saying for you "if you dont have anything nice to say, then just FUCK OFF! " love you perez!!!!!
this should have been listed as "If You Are Easily Offended…" I'm so grossed out at the thought…
It was really you wasn't it fat-ass
I'm thinking this is the only time my hometown will be on your blog, perez. haha
I fail to see where the " celebrity gossip juice, celebrity rumors, Hollywood gossip" is in this story…
I bet it was that hot leprechaun that got arrested on St. Patty's day!
hahaha… Perez hilton you have made my day!!! I live in Lebanon, PA, and I religiously check your website everyday!! To see this story on here makes me feel so proud to be apart of such a small town with such crazy and disturbing people!! I'm so excited I feel like I could eat babies or something!!!
EWWWW EWWW EWWWW
im still laughing five minutes later, what an f'n MORON!! NAKED in a pool of SH-T!!! Too funny for words
Hahah this happened about 20 miles from where I live! Saw it on the local news and now it's on Perez! Whoo-hoo! haha
Was the guys name PEREZ HILTON?
Hey Renfamous-
You're a dumbass. Do you really think 30-something white women give a shit about the Jonas Brothers or anybody on Nickelodeon, which Perez writes about every day? You need a brain transplant, asshole.
"Renfamous says – Perez would you stop posting stupid crap like this?
I know your target audience consists of fat white 30-something women who like to forward this shit to their bunco group, but this is supposed to be a gossip site and the rest of us really don't give a fuck. If retards want to have a chuckle at their fellow retard getting stuck in a shitter, they can go read the daily snopes or something."
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porta potties are nasty disgusting
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! U DO FUNNY AND WEIRD STUFF WEN UR DRUNK. HE MUST HAVE HAD A FUN TIME, BEFORE HE WOKE UP
Renfamous..if you dont like it dont come to the site…!! This site isnt JUST for YOUR SELF FISH Butt its for everyone…PEREZ isnt JUST making Y.O.U. happy he's entertaining us ALL !!
and my parents wonder why i left PA and never looked back
This happened in my hometown and is hilarious–I wondered if anyone would send it to Perez and for you morons who are blogging–you need to learn to spell, or invest in a dictionary! Also, the title of the entry is Headline of the Weak–DUH–these entries are rarely celebrity related you idiots. Love Perez!!!! Stop making fat jokes about Perez–he puts himself out there and is laughing his ass off all the way to the bank–lets see you post what you look like? I am sure it is nothing we want to see!
my dad always gets himself in the wackiest situations!
ha ha ha good one P !
Ryan read this funny story…LMAO!!!
lol lol lol lol lol lol