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The Princess Is A Slut!

Filed under: Royals Royce

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Britain's Princess Eugenie is a hobag.

She's our kind of girl!

Six in line for the British throne, Genie has been reprimanded by her school after being caught frolicking naked on college grounds, it was reported Saturday.

Who hasn't done that before???

Just cuz you're a princess that means you can't have some fun???

The 18-year-old daughter of Prince Andrew, Duke of York, and Sarah Ferguson, the original Fergie, was apprehended for her involvement in end of term "high jinks" at the exclusive Marlborough College, west of London.

A little high jinks never killed anyone!

She probably was stoned or drunk, cuz that's what leads to "high" jinks.

A royal source told the Press Association, "It was nothing more than high jinks at the end of term in May. A group of them were reprimanded and that's the end of the matter."

The Sun reported that a college staff member was woken by playful shrieks and found several young women dancing around without clothes.

Wait….

Is Genie a lezbot???

That'd be so hot!

Apparently, there's been no suggestion that boys were present or that drugs were involved but, claimed a pupil, the students had been drinking.

Princess Eugenie is studying art, history of art and English at the $46,000-a-year college.

We're sure the Queen is THRILLED her grandwhore got into trouble this weekend. Her Majesty celebrated her birthday on Saturday, even though she was born in April.

Happy 82nd!

xoxo

[Image via WENN.]

153 comments to “The Princess Is A Slut!”

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  1. chris says – reply to this


    1

    Sweet!

  2. Marki says – reply to this


    2

    wow - hater

  3. Love2 says – reply to this


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    I love Eugenie! Lay off Perez! Haha, no but you seem to understand that every girl needs to blow off some steam now and again. What is she, 18? Phf. She'll be fine. Shes DEFINITELY not a lez tho. Girls streaking is normal. Just a shame she has every area of her life scrutinized, being a royal. This American loves the brits! Esp. the York girls (Bee and Gene!)

  4. Lulu says – reply to this


    4

    Perez, you suck more every day. Just because she was having a little drunken fun doesn't make her a slut.

  5. PIG says – reply to this


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    There you go again calling a young girl a WHORE! YOU MAKE ME SICK FATSO!

  6. alina says – reply to this


    6

    bitchen.

  7. DIANE says – reply to this


    7

    I love her! Leave her alone, let her enjoy her youth. A little nude frolicking never hurt anyone. Try it sometime, Perez.



  8. 8

    Hahahaha indeed she is.
    Horrible picture she has though she looks sic in the pic.

  9. PIG says – reply to this


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    All she had to do is BE BORN AND SHE'S WORTH MORE THAT THAT SLIMEBALL MARIO WILL EVER BE WORTH. LOL!!!!!!

  10. Brian says – reply to this


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    What?
    why do i care?…why do you care?

  11. NARNI says – reply to this


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    OH PLEASE, SON'T GO TELLING FATSO MARIO TO GO FROLICKING IN THE NUDE!!!!!! THAT WE BE REALLY SICKENING!



  12. 12

    Hahah

  13. khkkh says – reply to this


    13

    10th

  14. Daisy says – reply to this


    14

    Fuck off freak.

  15. CHIP says – reply to this


    15

    EWWW! PEREZ NAKED THAT'S JUST NASTY!!!!!!

  16. BITCH says – reply to this


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    Re: Daisy

    YOU FUCK OFF FREAK!

  17. noper says – reply to this


    17

    Just cuz she was frollicking doesn't mean she's a LEZbo.
    I've danced in the rain naked with a couple of girlfriends and we've gone skinny dipping naked … doesn't mean I'm a lez



  18. 18

    wow, that's some seriously ugly blue nail polish.

  19. tout says – reply to this


    19

    wow, what happened. all of a sudden everyone goes from loving perez to hating him. there's even a boycott perez website and petition. wow people must not like the man if they are willing to pay for a domain name!

  20. EmoWh says – reply to this


    20

    Wow!
    That's a chick?
    Looks like a dude to me.

  21. Carly says – reply to this


    21

    This is nothing. I know that this CUNT loves to stick all sorts of large objects such as bottles, fruit, gourds, fists and small starving African children into her enormous, gaping Cunt and Anus. Not only that but she and the Queen love to lick each other's asses and cunts while Fergie watches. The queen needs gallons of lube cuz her CUNT is so dry. They like to sprinkle some of Princess Di's ashes into the lube to honor her memory. So sweet! Happy Saturday!!! :) :) :) :) :) xoxoxoxoxo Carlie Gurl from N Long Beach

  22. jacke says – reply to this


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    She's adorable…..

  23. Pervo says – reply to this


    23

    Wished I'd seen that princess tits floppin' in the English moonlight. I'd ran up to her and said I was Sir Bang-a-lot.



  24. 24

    Re: Carly
    wow, someone needs to turn off the porn for a bit, go out for some fresh air.

  25. Prett says – reply to this


    25

    Piggez, what's with double standard? The male royalty are much worse and you don't call them names.
    And even if she is loose, can she help it, look who her mom is!

  26. snchp says – reply to this


    26

    Is it just me or does that ugly girl look like Perez in a wig?

  27. sair says – reply to this


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    IF THIS WAS LILY THAT HAD DONE IT YOU WOULD BE DESTROYING HER RIGHT NOW!

  28. VeroR says – reply to this


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    Yeah, because frolicking around streaking is SUCH a whorish thing to do!! Lay off Perez, this SOOOO doesn't scream HOEBAG to me! Now, if she was caught fucking in public, that would be something different… she was on private property running around with some girl friends… she's 18, she isn't 15, I don't think its such a big deal.

  29. Pnatt says – reply to this


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    Re: tout – I', Mario's far better looking cousin, and I can attest that when Mario was in college, he used to run around naked with a beer bottle stuck up his ass for 5 dollars and a chance to smell anyone's jock. Mario calls every woman a whore because he's always wanted a vagina of his own.

    Oh and BTW, he loves Cheetos and Frapps, because that's how fat men with blue hair and horrible personalities roll.

  30. gini says – reply to this


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    ha, gotta enjoy being young bitches

  31. roxxi says – reply to this


    31

    boycott speidi
    I just heard a report that the couple has made over $2M in the last 2 years - I suggest that all of us that don't care for the couple we boycott them - that means - don't click on articles about them, Don't comment on them - Put them on Ignore. If they are advertising a produce write and tell the marketing department of that product that you are going to stop using it as long as they are advertising this product. I think we should start with US Magazine and Taco Bell as far as the boycott goes.

  32. CRAP says – reply to this


    32

    When perez gets the hiv i'm going to call him a whore



  33. 33

    Frolicking maidens. Lawzy, lawzy. When I was young an' times were simpler, we gals used to sit around the front porch rocking in rocking chairs—an' seein' who could let out the longest or the loudest qweeveses. Coursin', a qweef isself doesn' habe to be long or loud to be funny. Why, my sister always took the cake for the funniest ones. She could rock back and draw in enough air to qweef out the alphabet all the way up to "P". Lawzy, the things we used to do to wile away the time.

  34. Whate says – reply to this


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    Excuse me? Exactly how does her behavior equate to being a whore? That's quite a stretch, even for you.

  35. WTF! says – reply to this


    35

    when perez gets the hiv i'm going to call him a whore.



  36. 36

    Re: Pnatt – Lawzy, number 29. The closest that Perez has ever been to a college is maybe a photo or poop collage he's finger-painted when some of his insides fell out of his ass.

  37. umh says – reply to this


    37

    My college cost more than that.

    no soo exclusive

  38. fucke says – reply to this


    38

    Re: EmoWh – you need to get out more

  39. mags says – reply to this


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    That is the US equivalent to a boarding school. She won't go to University until next year.

  40. mom says – reply to this


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    Re: Pnatt – you're a fucking tard! I'm sure you're enjoying a bag of chips right now.

  41. Jess says – reply to this


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    Why is it that you are nasty and mean about young women? Who didn't get drunk as a freshman in college and do stupid things?! Calling her a whore and a hoebag is a bit inappropriate.

  42. oi_au says – reply to this


    42

    Perez you should hang your head in shame for attacking a young girl celebrating her end of year. Just because someone strips down for a dare does NOT make them a slut or whore!!!! There is something seriously wrong with you for writing this tripe. What is going on with you lately????? You have taken cruelty to a new level against several celebrities. You are not NOT being funny - but sound like an old bitter queen!!!!

  43. Ashle says – reply to this


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    Re: snchp

    HAHA…seriously!!! i honestly thought that she was perez for a hot second!!! too funny!! :)

  44. surfe says – reply to this


    44

    Must be a slow news day. The girl was just having a bit of fun and certainly doesn't deserve the kind of mud slinging you are giving. And for someone who professes to love all things British, The Queen celebrates her birthday with her family in April but celebrates it with the Nation in June when the weather is better for those attending the Trooping the Colour and want to see their Monarch.

  45. emt says – reply to this


    45

    How does STREAKING make her a whore????????…90% of teens have eigther skinny dipped or streaked….does that make them whores?…….I'm sure your fat gay ass has done ALOT worse in public….



  46. 46

    OMG! r they and u Perez going to blow this out of proportion? She's a college kid having some fun.

  47. katie says – reply to this


    47

    i am SICK of these spoiled rich brats, but hey.. at least she's going to college. i'll give her that.



  48. 48

    OMFG! How and the hell does taking your cloths off make you a whore? Get a grip Perez!

  49. Maura says – reply to this


    49

    Genie rocks, serious! She is brilliant! We should all drop what we're doing and do something like that for fun. The world is so uptight sometimes.

  50. Kelly says – reply to this


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    Slut? Hobag? Whore? SERIOUSLY!?!?!?! I hardly think she qualifies for any of these. Way to blow it outta proportion Perez!!! Get a grip!

  51. PBCHM says – reply to this


    51

    Girlz just wanna have fun! She's young….its harmless fun. no one was hurt.

    Next!

  52. Carl says – reply to this


    52

    I suggest you look up the definition of the word whore in a dictionary. She was just have fun, hardly being a whore.



  53. 53

    I WANT THIS FUCKING PRINCESS OF MY ASS TO BE DEAD !!!! THATS ALL SHE DESERVES FOR BEING A WHORRY DRUNKEN CUNT !!! HATE HER !!!



  54. 54

    i wish she was a lezbot she's pretty fine

  55. canad says – reply to this


    55

    It's an all girl school lame ass Perez!!

  56. Perez says – reply to this


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    Im Perez Hilton and I am a fat slob who makes fun of everyone else's life. I know I should put a post about how annoying I am!



  57. 57

    Poor girl. I feel just like I feel every time I see that poor Willis girl. Too much chin, and she just can't help it. No proper gentleman ever ever made a pass at a lady whose jawline was more prominent than his own.



  58. 58

    haha :)
    Perez you are excessively



  59. 59

    I'd let her suck my dick fo sho



  60. 60

    haha
    Perez you are excessively :D

  61. €sp says – reply to this


    61

    WTF: Potato head is at it again, bashing "young female" celebrities/artist, just like Lily Allen pointed out. You fat freak can dream of beeing a celebrity, but fucktards like you never make it.

    Done much crying lately? Done much drooling over 15 year old boys (Jonas) lateley, you sick potato head retard?

    Now go bash your twin sister Rumer, you sick twat!

  62. Uwish says – reply to this


    62

    Re: Rhett I Never Heard Of Such Bad Taste – you're a fucking idiot–I'm sure you never had any gentlemen, proper or no, ever hit on you..lol dumb-shit the only princess you'll ever be is of blogging

  63. Kara says – reply to this


    63

    So what?! When she ends up in rehab, call me. She's just having fun and being young.

  64. Laura says – reply to this


    64

    dancing around naked does not mean ur a slut, HELLO

  65. Jen says – reply to this


    65

    64!!!

  66. Fran says – reply to this


    66

    I really doubt this was true. You blocked me on Obama. You are so not with the truth!

    You do not report the truth, but only what you believe!

  67. cass says – reply to this


    67

    Did you not since Perez's sarcasm u dipshits?
    He was just kidding. He wasn't serious,
    when is he ever serious?!
    Just laugh and get over it geezz
    some of u guys need to chill for once

  68. steve says – reply to this


    68

    you fat worthless chunk of shit. stop calling young girls sluts. everytime i see a picture of perez i think he looks more and more like a nasty meth power bottom…the kind that smells like lube all the time. so nasty. oh, and stay out of austin. i don't want to have to see your face.

  69. LkAtU says – reply to this


    69

    Perez is probably mad because his Hot Topix famewhoring appearance in LV bombed once again because nobody wants to buy his craptastic clothes and walk around looking like a fat faggy slob. Cheer up Perez, you still have this 2nd rate site that droves of people like to come on and blast your flabby ass.



  70. 70

    I bet grandma was thrilled. Another in a long line of idiots.

  71. Susan says – reply to this


    71

    Why are you calling her a whore? Be nicer than that Perez.

  72. PEREZ says – reply to this


    72

    I read in some blog comments on your site that the reason you are losing weight and grumpy is because you are HIV positive!!!

    I read you just found out within the last few weeks. So sorry to hear this. There are drugs now that can help, thank goodness!!!

    GET WELL and TRY TO BE HAPPY.

  73. terry says – reply to this


    73

    Why would u call her a whore ffs, shes 18 yrs old..thats not on P Pasty … shes far too young for that kind of remark. What the hell is wrong with you.

  74. lisa says – reply to this


    74

    wowiee, haha she looks like rummer willis.



  75. 75

    Re: Uwish – Hush now, 62. You cocksucker.

  76. hmmm says – reply to this


    76

    Notably, she's still in high school. "College" is British for high school; further studies are "university." These articles paint it like harmless college freshman behavior, but she's really at a prep school for ages 13 and up. Quite inappropriate.

  77. Shell says – reply to this


    77

    Digging the blue polish.

  78. Ko'A says – reply to this


    78

    jesus fucking christ, your hatred and fear of women is so sickening. And transparent.

    LILY ALLEN FTW!

  79. FU says – reply to this


    79

    Fuck you, you fat woman hating cock sucker. How is any of that being a whore? You are such an uneducated pile of shit it makes me sick. You need to stop being so jealous of women and accept you are a big fat ugly small cocked man.

  80. caroa says – reply to this


    80

    When did Rumer Willis beome a princess?

    Not too many lookers among this bunch, I daresay.

  81. F cas says – reply to this


    81

    Re: cass

    Sarcasm is one thing but he is cruel to women as well as young girls all the time. Running through a court yard with your female friends does not make a whore. He is a petty jealous woman hating coke head who needs to get a life.

  82. GROW says – reply to this


    82

    wtf is wrong with you picking on young girls all the time????? Do you wish you were a girl is that it? JEALOUS?????
    HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT MARIO IF PEOPLE TOLD EVERYONE YOU CAUGHT HERPES FROM PARIS AS YOU TRIED A LITTLE HETERO SEX.. AND THAT YOU CAUGHT AIDS AS WELL..
    ONE OF THESE DAYS THESE MEAN RUMORS YOU SPREAD ARE GOING TO CATCH UP WITH YOU. GROW UP AND GET HELP FOR YOUR ANGER ISSUES

  83. cunt says – reply to this


    83

    Re: Laura

    Inbred moron, what a assuming piece of shit you are, I hope you end up a crack whore who gets shot in the head by a trick.

  84. Yak says – reply to this


    84

    This one got all the looks in the family. Too bad about that name.

  85. meEba says – reply to this


    85

    New anti Ebay site!!! Leave real negative feedbacks for scummy buyers!

    www.geeewhiz.com

  86. eatMe says – reply to this


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    Re: umh

    And yet you are still uneducaed, proving college is nothing but a waste of money unless you persue LEARNING. Dumb ass moron.

  87. GetHe says – reply to this


    87

    The way you pick on young girls is so telling. It is quite obvious that you are uncomfortable in your skin and your blatent anger and hostility toward women is shameful. You need to get off the drugs and into therapy. You will end up slitting your wrists f you don't address you issues. Gender idenity issues never end well if not treated.

  88. hahah says – reply to this


    88

    Re: meEba

    Get a life you bitter skank

  89. dizzy says – reply to this


    89

    WHERE IS THE ARTICLE ON SNOOP DOGG'S WIFE GETTING A DUI????



  90. 90

    Re: tout – I agree, suddenly this is a web site inundated by moralist weebles. It doesn't help that the new moderator is FRICKIN' BRAIN DEAD!!! I am ->THIS

  91. JaneF says – reply to this


    91

    PRINCESS IS A SLUT……..(((((NOT)))))))
    Perez you have the wrong heading, not good Charlie

  92. Princ says – reply to this


    92

    Its terrible, to be a princess who so fugly… Thats what teens to stupid things, she kinda looks like a lez tho, we should hook her up with saMANtha Ronsin!!

  93. AnisH says – reply to this


    93

    …and she's supposedly the classy one in the family.

  94. Laver says – reply to this


    94

    OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE PEREZ… Its Perez skinny

  95. Whit says – reply to this


    95

    Marlborough College is the equivalent of an American high school. She just finished the sixth form or senior year and will go to university next year. Many people do silly things at graduation time. Give her a break!

  96. lizar says – reply to this


    96

    Perez you are SOOO bitter, just because you didnt have the figure to run around naked (even at night) without people vomiting doesnt give you the right to label 18 yr girls sluts. What is wrong with you lately..

  97. Graci says – reply to this


    97

    Re: moon_the_pimp

    DaaAAng! Chill, Dude! Might want to get some rest or slow down on the E or the lattes or sumthin'! And what the hell - having a romp around in the nude is NOT what most people would say qualities as a hobag or lez. She's 18 and is celebrating!! Who the heck doesn't have a little fun when the graduate from high school. :) ))) HAPPY FATHER'S DAY EVERYONE!

  98. avril says – reply to this


    98

    it's disgusting that a gay man can be such a fucking misogynist pig.

  99. Uwish says – reply to this


    99

    Re: Rhett I Never Heard Of Such Bad Taste – God U wish. It's funny when lonely chicks like you make up a persona you'll never have in real life. Funny cuz you think you're witty… but instead you're dumb shit..lol
    pathetic :)

  100. ivee says – reply to this


    100

    haha…one more slut…to ad to the list..wow

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