The Princess Is A Slut!
Filed under: Royals Royce
Britain's Princess Eugenie is a hobag.
She's our kind of girl!
Six in line for the British throne, Genie has been reprimanded by her school after being caught frolicking naked on college grounds, it was reported Saturday.
Who hasn't done that before???
Just cuz you're a princess that means you can't have some fun???
The 18-year-old daughter of Prince Andrew, Duke of York, and Sarah Ferguson, the original Fergie, was apprehended for her involvement in end of term "high jinks" at the exclusive Marlborough College, west of London.
A little high jinks never killed anyone!
She probably was stoned or drunk, cuz that's what leads to "high" jinks.
A royal source told the Press Association, "It was nothing more than high jinks at the end of term in May. A group of them were reprimanded and that's the end of the matter."
The Sun reported that a college staff member was woken by playful shrieks and found several young women dancing around without clothes.
Wait….
Is Genie a lezbot???
That'd be so hot!
Apparently, there's been no suggestion that boys were present or that drugs were involved but, claimed a pupil, the students had been drinking.
Princess Eugenie is studying art, history of art and English at the $46,000-a-year college.
We're sure the Queen is THRILLED her grandwhore got into trouble this weekend. Her Majesty celebrated her birthday on Saturday, even though she was born in April.
Happy 82nd!
xoxo
[Image via WENN.]
Sweet!
wow - hater
I love Eugenie! Lay off Perez! Haha, no but you seem to understand that every girl needs to blow off some steam now and again. What is she, 18? Phf. She'll be fine. Shes DEFINITELY not a lez tho. Girls streaking is normal. Just a shame she has every area of her life scrutinized, being a royal. This American loves the brits! Esp. the York girls (Bee and Gene!)
Perez, you suck more every day. Just because she was having a little drunken fun doesn't make her a slut.
There you go again calling a young girl a WHORE! YOU MAKE ME SICK FATSO!
bitchen.
I love her! Leave her alone, let her enjoy her youth. A little nude frolicking never hurt anyone. Try it sometime, Perez.
Hahahaha indeed she is.
Horrible picture she has though she looks sic in the pic.
All she had to do is BE BORN AND SHE'S WORTH MORE THAT THAT SLIMEBALL MARIO WILL EVER BE WORTH. LOL!!!!!!
What?
why do i care?…why do you care?
OH PLEASE, SON'T GO TELLING FATSO MARIO TO GO FROLICKING IN THE NUDE!!!!!! THAT WE BE REALLY SICKENING!
Hahah
10th
Fuck off freak.
EWWW! PEREZ NAKED THAT'S JUST NASTY!!!!!!
Re: Daisy –
YOU FUCK OFF FREAK!
Just cuz she was frollicking doesn't mean she's a LEZbo.
I've danced in the rain naked with a couple of girlfriends and we've gone skinny dipping naked … doesn't mean I'm a lez
wow, that's some seriously ugly blue nail polish.
wow, what happened. all of a sudden everyone goes from loving perez to hating him. there's even a boycott perez website and petition. wow people must not like the man if they are willing to pay for a domain name!
Wow!
That's a chick?
Looks like a dude to me.
This is nothing. I know that this CUNT loves to stick all sorts of large objects such as bottles, fruit, gourds, fists and small starving African children into her enormous, gaping Cunt and Anus. Not only that but she and the Queen love to lick each other's asses and cunts while Fergie watches. The queen needs gallons of lube cuz her CUNT is so dry. They like to sprinkle some of Princess Di's ashes into the lube to honor her memory. So sweet! Happy Saturday!!!
xoxoxoxoxo Carlie Gurl from N Long Beach
She's adorable…..
Wished I'd seen that princess tits floppin' in the English moonlight. I'd ran up to her and said I was Sir Bang-a-lot.
Re: Carly –
wow, someone needs to turn off the porn for a bit, go out for some fresh air.
Piggez, what's with double standard? The male royalty are much worse and you don't call them names.
And even if she is loose, can she help it, look who her mom is!
Is it just me or does that ugly girl look like Perez in a wig?
IF THIS WAS LILY THAT HAD DONE IT YOU WOULD BE DESTROYING HER RIGHT NOW!
Yeah, because frolicking around streaking is SUCH a whorish thing to do!! Lay off Perez, this SOOOO doesn't scream HOEBAG to me! Now, if she was caught fucking in public, that would be something different… she was on private property running around with some girl friends… she's 18, she isn't 15, I don't think its such a big deal.
Re: tout – I', Mario's far better looking cousin, and I can attest that when Mario was in college, he used to run around naked with a beer bottle stuck up his ass for 5 dollars and a chance to smell anyone's jock. Mario calls every woman a whore because he's always wanted a vagina of his own.
Oh and BTW, he loves Cheetos and Frapps, because that's how fat men with blue hair and horrible personalities roll.
ha, gotta enjoy being young bitches
boycott speidi
I just heard a report that the couple has made over $2M in the last 2 years - I suggest that all of us that don't care for the couple we boycott them - that means - don't click on articles about them, Don't comment on them - Put them on Ignore. If they are advertising a produce write and tell the marketing department of that product that you are going to stop using it as long as they are advertising this product. I think we should start with US Magazine and Taco Bell as far as the boycott goes.
When perez gets the hiv i'm going to call him a whore
Frolicking maidens. Lawzy, lawzy. When I was young an' times were simpler, we gals used to sit around the front porch rocking in rocking chairs—an' seein' who could let out the longest or the loudest qweeveses. Coursin', a qweef isself doesn' habe to be long or loud to be funny. Why, my sister always took the cake for the funniest ones. She could rock back and draw in enough air to qweef out the alphabet all the way up to "P". Lawzy, the things we used to do to wile away the time.
Excuse me? Exactly how does her behavior equate to being a whore? That's quite a stretch, even for you.
when perez gets the hiv i'm going to call him a whore.
Re: Pnatt – Lawzy, number 29. The closest that Perez has ever been to a college is maybe a photo or poop collage he's finger-painted when some of his insides fell out of his ass.
My college cost more than that.
no soo exclusive
Re: EmoWh – you need to get out more
That is the US equivalent to a boarding school. She won't go to University until next year.
Re: Pnatt – you're a fucking tard! I'm sure you're enjoying a bag of chips right now.
Why is it that you are nasty and mean about young women? Who didn't get drunk as a freshman in college and do stupid things?! Calling her a whore and a hoebag is a bit inappropriate.
Perez you should hang your head in shame for attacking a young girl celebrating her end of year. Just because someone strips down for a dare does NOT make them a slut or whore!!!! There is something seriously wrong with you for writing this tripe. What is going on with you lately????? You have taken cruelty to a new level against several celebrities. You are not NOT being funny - but sound like an old bitter queen!!!!
Re: snchp –
HAHA…seriously!!! i honestly thought that she was perez for a hot second!!! too funny!!
Must be a slow news day. The girl was just having a bit of fun and certainly doesn't deserve the kind of mud slinging you are giving. And for someone who professes to love all things British, The Queen celebrates her birthday with her family in April but celebrates it with the Nation in June when the weather is better for those attending the Trooping the Colour and want to see their Monarch.
How does STREAKING make her a whore????????…90% of teens have eigther skinny dipped or streaked….does that make them whores?…….I'm sure your fat gay ass has done ALOT worse in public….
OMG! r they and u Perez going to blow this out of proportion? She's a college kid having some fun.
i am SICK of these spoiled rich brats, but hey.. at least she's going to college. i'll give her that.
OMFG! How and the hell does taking your cloths off make you a whore? Get a grip Perez!
Genie rocks, serious! She is brilliant! We should all drop what we're doing and do something like that for fun. The world is so uptight sometimes.
Slut? Hobag? Whore? SERIOUSLY!?!?!?! I hardly think she qualifies for any of these. Way to blow it outta proportion Perez!!! Get a grip!
Girlz just wanna have fun! She's young….its harmless fun. no one was hurt.
Next!
I suggest you look up the definition of the word whore in a dictionary. She was just have fun, hardly being a whore.
I WANT THIS FUCKING PRINCESS OF MY ASS TO BE DEAD !!!! THATS ALL SHE DESERVES FOR BEING A WHORRY DRUNKEN CUNT !!! HATE HER !!!
i wish she was a lezbot she's pretty fine
It's an all girl school lame ass Perez!!
Im Perez Hilton and I am a fat slob who makes fun of everyone else's life. I know I should put a post about how annoying I am!
Poor girl. I feel just like I feel every time I see that poor Willis girl. Too much chin, and she just can't help it. No proper gentleman ever ever made a pass at a lady whose jawline was more prominent than his own.
haha
Perez you are excessively
I'd let her suck my dick fo sho
haha
Perez you are excessively
WTF: Potato head is at it again, bashing "young female" celebrities/artist, just like Lily Allen pointed out. You fat freak can dream of beeing a celebrity, but fucktards like you never make it.
Done much crying lately? Done much drooling over 15 year old boys (Jonas) lateley, you sick potato head retard?
Now go bash your twin sister Rumer, you sick twat!
Re: Rhett I Never Heard Of Such Bad Taste – you're a fucking idiot–I'm sure you never had any gentlemen, proper or no, ever hit on you..lol dumb-shit the only princess you'll ever be is of blogging
So what?! When she ends up in rehab, call me. She's just having fun and being young.
dancing around naked does not mean ur a slut, HELLO
64!!!
I really doubt this was true. You blocked me on Obama. You are so not with the truth!
You do not report the truth, but only what you believe!
Did you not since Perez's sarcasm u dipshits?
He was just kidding. He wasn't serious,
when is he ever serious?!
Just laugh and get over it geezz
some of u guys need to chill for once
you fat worthless chunk of shit. stop calling young girls sluts. everytime i see a picture of perez i think he looks more and more like a nasty meth power bottom…the kind that smells like lube all the time. so nasty. oh, and stay out of austin. i don't want to have to see your face.
Perez is probably mad because his Hot Topix famewhoring appearance in LV bombed once again because nobody wants to buy his craptastic clothes and walk around looking like a fat faggy slob. Cheer up Perez, you still have this 2nd rate site that droves of people like to come on and blast your flabby ass.
I bet grandma was thrilled. Another in a long line of idiots.
Why are you calling her a whor