The Princess Is A Slut!
Britain's Princess Eugenie is a hobag.
She's our kind of girl!
Six in line for the British throne, Genie has been reprimanded by her school after being caught frolicking naked on college grounds, it was reported Saturday.
Who hasn't done that before???
Just cuz you're a princess that means you can't have some fun???
The 18-year-old daughter of Prince Andrew, Duke of York, and Sarah Ferguson, the original Fergie, was apprehended for her involvement in end of term "high jinks" at the exclusive Marlborough College, west of London.
A little high jinks never killed anyone!
She probably was stoned or drunk, cuz that's what leads to "high" jinks.
A royal source told the Press Association, "It was nothing more than high jinks at the end of term in May. A group of them were reprimanded and that's the end of the matter."
The Sun reported that a college staff member was woken by playful shrieks and found several young women dancing around without clothes.
Wait….
Is Genie a lezbot???
That'd be so hot!
Apparently, there's been no suggestion that boys were present or that drugs were involved but, claimed a pupil, the students had been drinking.
Princess Eugenie is studying art, history of art and English at the $46,000-a-year college.
We're sure the Queen is THRILLED her grandwhore got into trouble this weekend. Her Majesty celebrated her birthday on Saturday, even though she was born in April.
Happy 82nd!
xoxo
[Image via WENN.]
SIGHting
Re: PIG – You idiot. Perez was using the term affectionately, and its obvious that he is just being tongue in cheek. She's adorable.
Has anyone heard the rumor that Fergie and Andrew live in the same house, on different floors, and they just got a divorce to shut the press up about their private life. My cousin lives in Scotland and told me this is common knowledge. Is it true?
Re: tout – yeah, there is like 87 signatures on the petition. everyone hates perez. here is a remedy if you hate perez: quit coming to his site. The more hits a website receives, the more the site is worth in ad dollars. Just like a newspaper, NY Times ads are more expensive to place than an ad in the local pennysaver. If you hate Perez and want to see him fail—STAY AWAY. And then I won't have to read your moronic bullshit, fucktard.
Re: LkAtU – You're so wrong about that. There was a line the full length of the mall and Hot Topic was a madhouse. How do I know? Um, cuz I was there. You might want him to fail. If you want him to fail, do not come to the site.
too funny!
Re: Uwish – Number 99 : Number one, Sir, you don't know who you might be messing with. You leave Scarlett alone. Number two, cocksucker, you fudge-packing misogynistic fairy fruitcake. Uwish you had a life. Uwish your mother wouldn't have thrown the baby away and raised you, the afterbirth. Uwish you were not wasted sperm, that your daddy would have just shot you on the wall. Uwish you had not conceived of so lame a screen name that supposedly sets you up for witty comebacks, when you attack people you don't even know. And Uwish you had a bagina, so you could take a dick from in front, not just from the rear.
Re: Uwish – And oh yeah, 99. LOL to you, too.
LOL is so fucking lame. Go get a college degree, junior.
Lol my ass. How about Ydon't.
Ydon't you jump up my ass.
And after you get through deepthroating my cock—while looking up at me, with your mouth full of my shaft, while I look down into your eyes and tell you what a great job you're doing—and you've jumped up my ass, I'll shit you out again. Then you can tell all your friends that you're the only turd in the world that's been twice shat.
Calling her a slut is the comment of a misogynist, Perez. Nudity does not equal promiscuity.
Re: Uwish – Now, 99…..Ydon't you crawl back into the fucking hole you crawled out of.
I'm sure Uwish to do the right thing.
Now, git. Shew.
You savvy…???
She is a cutie. She isn't a plus size like her sister.
when i was 16 (back in the 60's) I and my girl pals went to the local softball field with our sports equipment (we werent' allowed to play as a team at the Catholic school we went to) and played a few innings at midnigt by moonlight. it was mid july, hot as hell and we took our clothes off. no drinking and no one saw us. big deal. didn't mean I was a lesbian either. enjoy life people. it goes way to fast.
a ho a slut & a ho again. perez must love her. cancel buck house ceremonies the princess has arrived into society. methinks biased royal loving made him overindulge. perez trashed her 3 times, showing considerable favouritism. suck ups everywhere.
everybody loves the queen you can't touch her grandaughters. why would you want to?
Re: Frankley My Dear – You're so obviously the same lonely slob. go get a life you pathetic overweight fuck. It's funny when someone is as desperate as you. But it's actually super funny too! Thanks for the laugh fatty!
Re: ROYAL – Re: ROYAL – Re: LOYAL – Re: Frankley My Dear – by the way..what's a bagina? lol! Cuz I'm sure you got like two!
oh and fatty — don't feel bad cuz peeps don't talk to you in public–it's only because you're just that special. smooches.. sorry life hates you.
–sorry royal that wasn't meant for you, just fatty. Smooches. LOL
id dike it out with her
Re: GashBaginaPussieCunt alias Jessicunt – So, Jessicunt, great and appropriate screen name. You are the queen of all posters. So you don't like fatties. Like to take cheap shots at them. Even a stab in the dark, or two, or three. Sorry, no hit hit here. You have no idea what I look like.
But thanks for outing yourself. Obviously you obsess about slamming people from behind your computer—who aren't even talking to you. Jump up my ass you self-loathing lesbian. Back where shit belongs. Now get on back up in there. Chop, chop. You savvy?
i go to the comprehensive next to marlborough - it is in the town of marlborough in wilture (btw the same town the pete doherty was living in) NOT in west london - get your facts straight
If the story was about Lily Allen, you'd be slaughtering her right about NOW.
Asswipe.
Re: Clark – LOL you're an idiot– and quite frankly a hypocrite. You really like to talk about slamming and sucking–just proves my first comment about how lonely you are. When I say Fatty–I mean you're a fat head and a pathetic slob–that is apparent. I'm sure you'll have another name that is totally not fitting for you soon enough. LOL you were really good for a laugh. To bad this humor can only go on for so long, I also have actual things to do–(not you, no matter how bad Uwish.) I only wish you could have shown a glimmer of wit, it would have made things a little more entertaining. Because you have like 7 names, you'd think you could have tried to make one of them appear sum what intelligent… but than again…it's obvious how sad, lonely, and dumb you really, really are…goodness I actually feel sorry for you
–enjoy comment, I'm sure this a lot of attention for you, and I'm sorry but I don't have time for more.
These royal kids are nothing but spoiled brats. They live off the tax payers money and contribute nothing. I bet everyone wouldn't be so quick to defend her if she was also sleeping around with guys or if she had been sexually assaulted while she was parading around naked. These royal brats need to go out into the real world and do something good for a change.
Oh one more thing CLARK and– all those other dumb names you have–
LOL
This chick is hottttt
Re: mom – If you are a mother with young girls, then I feel very sorry for the values you'll be instilling in them. Sad that you can't seem to make the connection to Mario's woman hatred and your kids.
HEY, WHOS POCKETS IS THE $46,000.00 A YEAR TUITION COMING FROM?
THE COMMON FOLK OF ENGLAND IN A ROUND ABOUT WAY PERHAPS?
BITCH SHOULD BE STUDYING INSTEAD OF FLASHING HER PASTY ASS PANSY ASS ALL OVER CAMPUS!
the queen wasn't celebrating a belated birthday. the Queen has two birthdays. In april, her real birthday. In june to mark the day of her corronation, when she became queen.
[re=2382002]Re: Barbara, FlyBoi, "Hate Low Class People", TIRED OF IT ALL,
KCharbonneau2009, "xosusanxo123, Meedee72, Samuel, RachB, Jessicunt, Uwish[/re] Number 122, Ydon't Uquit deepthroating my cock, and nibbling my balls and taint. I know Uwish Ucould do it all day. But Uneed to take a deep breath, before Urim me good, all spic and span. Then Ujump back up my ass where shit likeU belongs.
The hypocrite Urecognize is YOURSELF , and your 20+ stupid ass screen names.
Ha, Hilerious, I go to Marlborough and it's tradition to have a 'muck up day' when you leave school, mostly it just involves playing pranks on teachers and the like. She definately won't have been drunk, just having fun. I love it how The Sun reported this, must have been a slow news day that they feel the need to report goings on at a private school that happen every day, however just because it was Genie they feel the need to write an article about it. Pathetic.
Re: Clark – I couldn't help myself — You should look up hypocrite in the dictionary — and I've had two names–while you have had three ehem–hypocrite..hypo being beneath — which is the only place you could be if anyone would actually have you LOL okay I just couldn't help myself I didn't want you to feel rejected even more in life
its okay loser- and I like the last word– God I hope, for your sake, you one day actually get laid–but even if it doesn't happen–you always have perez you pathetic, lonely, slob.
Re: Pnat – mmmm potato
I don't understand why you have to refer to her as a whore/slut or lesbian because she and some school chums were just having some fun. They were not hurting anyone or damaging any property. She's 18 years old she's entittled to a little naughtiness and fun.
Re: Uwish – Number 129, Uknow Ulive 4this, Uinternet slut. I'll bet your chair seat smells like month old unwashed/undouched snatch. Yeah, Ucan go ahead and get up and sniff it. No one will every know.
I feel like we're lovers. I've not had so much attention in weeks. Thanks for participating. Feel free to continue having the last word, whist I molest my blow-up doll. Oh yeah….I almost forgot to close….with your signature lame "lol"…and salutatory "pathetic, lonely, skank".
Get a new freaking avatar. About 30 people have it. Or is that just one for each of your freakish sibylline personalities…???
Re: Clark – LOL cuz Clark is so original? You really are dumb. lol I'm on the move my dear loser some of use don't have old giant computers on a desk–but I don't suspect you would know that considering how much you get out. Good luck looking in the mirror–one day, one day you'll do it–and even if you can't — you always have your sticky ol' computer. pip pip old timer. LOL
haha Grandwhore! that is funny! lol x
Re: Uwish – Number 133, so you're saying you're speading your skank stank all over town. Smearing and smudging up seats and chairs all over the place.
Please keep talking to me, I don't know what I will do with my fat, ugly, lonely, slobby, pathetic self without you providing me with free entertainment. You're a cheap date, and I'll bet an even cheaper slut.
Keep batting the ball…lol…and pip pip pip…and all that shit. Loser skag.
Re: Clark – Oh I thought you were with your doll. Must of deflated it. figures. You're pathetic.
hahaha! quit fronting perez (you ain't royalty) and making up storylines with fake photos.. that's obviously you with a wig on!!! BUSTED!
lol i love the repeated use of the phrase 'high jinks' looolll
Re: mags – er, no it isnt it goes:
nursery
primary school
secondary school
(end of compulsary eduucation)
college
university
shes 18 so is at sixth form college
lol i have that kate moss dress
I absolutely love her nailpolish
xxx
I met her when I was in Switzerland like ten years ago. We are around the same age and she seemed like a pretty normal kid. Fergie is freaking crazy though. My family had dinner with them and she got soo wasted.
Everybody in college is supposed to get naked and party!
How the FUCK does dancing around naked with a bunch of chicks make you a slut or a lesbian? Are you fucking retarded? Jesus.
You pretend you're for equality, yet you hate on people more than anyone has the right to. You're a fake piece of shit, Perez.
Your misogyny is rife again, Mario. Any woman or girl deemed to be enjoying herself is a ho or a lezbot, or some other derogatory term. Oh, slut is the other one you often use. This girl is in the British media's firing line because of who she is. For any other kid, it would be seen as end of year high spirits. Hey and what about this re the Queen's Birthday… Here in Australia we get a public holiday to celebrate, but the Brits don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was last Monday in most states.
Grow up Perez.
You can only conceive of two kinds of women, saints or sinners.
Get a grip. Why do you have to turn a normal young woman into a ho?
YOU are the ho, Perez.
Too bad this one got the looks of both of her parents. If she was even slightly attractive we wouldn't need the other fake "beauties" in the gossip columns.
BTW, that Lydia Hearst is a DOG!
Re: moon_the_pimp – You're super hot
OK…this post could have been funny but Perez had to add his misogynist hate speech in there again. The title "whore" should be reserved for those women who actually are professional sex workers. Can the man not find any new adjectives to actually be funny… perhaps something like Frolicking Fairy Princess, pre-dawn silliness…. Perez STOP REFERING TO WOMeN AS WHORES & HOBAGS. Find new words
Gee can't a gal streak or dance around naked without being called a whore! I didn't think you could be so catty Perez.
people do this at the end of term at UCLA too
god, i thought she was a fucking dude!