Completely Gratuitous

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Cristiano Ronaldo is not the only pretty one on the team!

Say hello to our future husband, y'all.

His name is Miguel Veloso and he plays for Portugal.

There are rumors that he might be joining Manchester United as well, but AC Milan has expressed interest as well.

Why don't the Galaxy sign him and he can come play with Becks in L.A.?

Plus, he'd be that much closer to us!!!!

Posted: Jun 15, 2008 at 2:24 am / Email this »

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dudes says – reply to this

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Hottt
chris says – reply to this

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first
eddy says – reply to this

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hot! first.
gudes says – reply to this

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Hooottt

oh and FIRST!
Lindz says – reply to this

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Not as ahot as Ronaldo or Querdesma.

But if you want to see a real hottie check out Miguel Torres from Real Madrid.
meee says – reply to this

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David Villa from Spain is also cute ;p
skye says – reply to this

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he's hot!!!!!
tym says – reply to this

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myspace.com.nemerom
steph says – reply to this

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yummy scrumboes. ;]
first???
hk says – reply to this

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this is one of the many reason soccer is awesome…the soccer boys!
Portu says – reply to this

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oh how i love being Portuguese right about now!! Maybe they will all take off their shirts Perez if we win the Euro! That would make my day.
MT BU says – reply to this

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Cutie 3.14
hotts says – reply to this

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this man is hottt+++++!!!!!!!!! yum.
Cooli says – reply to this

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Perez!!! He looks like you!!! You guys would make a super cute twinsy couple!
starlover says – reply to this

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é mesmo bom
hot hot hot better than cristiano
rach says – reply to this

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First off he'd never touch you - hes way out of your league. What is up with this "our" and "we" shit? You are ONE person - you are the size of more than one, but that doesn't QUITE count.

Also you always going to Vegas makes me almost hate that place. I'll just make a note of all the clubs you promote, and stay away. Your gossip has been going down the fucking tube lately. QUIT BEING SO DAMN FULL OF YOURSELF! TELL US HOW YOUR HOT TOPIC THING BOMBED.
jb says – reply to this

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do you ever proofread your entries? CLOSER
Pooji says – reply to this

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OMG He is gorgeous wow! Way hotter than Ronaldo! I have a new crush.
gggg says – reply to this

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uhmmmmmmmm B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L?
Princ says – reply to this

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YUM
conni says – reply to this

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FUCKING HOT!
hahah says – reply to this

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OMFG you are so gay!
PL FU says – reply to this

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força portugal!
syste says – reply to this

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stupid perez mls is the worst league ……
shae says – reply to this

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ooooh! So sexy way hotter than ronaldo
ichabod.cranium says – reply to this

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i prefer miguel veloso over cristiano ronaldo. the scruffy face & boyish smile is hot! we just need a pic of him peeling his shirt off >nudge
leng says – reply to this

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he looks a bit like you… perez
nat says – reply to this

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wow, why do the portugese produce such ridiculously good looking people?
i have been a ronaldo obsessee since before he he was cool.
please man utd.. i wnt this boy on the team!
Denis says – reply to this

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Gorgeous! And… he has nice teeth!
KJ says – reply to this

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omfg y is he so hott?! he is totally my new crush
glimmerandglam says – reply to this

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Yummy says – reply to this

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He looks tasty. Yummy!

He looks tasty. Yummy!

He looks tasty. Yummy!

He looks tasty. Yummy!

He looks tasty. Yummy!

He looks tasty. Yummy!

He looks tasty. Yummy!

He looks tasty. Yummy!

He looks tasty. Yummy!
Angel says – reply to this

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agreed he is STUPID gorgeous
Makes me proud to be part portuguese..Look at all our fine men!
Ronaldo, Veloso and Quaresma…JUST to name a few:)
Trici says – reply to this

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its too bad soccer in the united states isnt as popular as other countries. guy soccer players are HOTT!
mel says – reply to this

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what a dead set babe!!!!
Ambre says – reply to this

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Re: Lindz –
girl, please.
ITS QUARESMA.
Court says – reply to this

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Hes fucking amazing!
LGW says – reply to this

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CANNOT be hotter than the great ronaldo hes magical
Lovin says – reply to this

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Uuuuhhhh, yeah… mother fuckin' yeah…Perez… he is Almost 2 much… but Purrfect @ the same time…i think the boy has a lot too learn…me or u? gonna start teachin' him??? i love you p boy, in a respectful, admirable & lovin' way…ttyl Laura Jill
YO says – reply to this

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PLAYING IN THE USA LEAGUE IS LIKE BEEING IN AN ELEPHANT CEMENTARY !!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAJAJAJAJAJ
Pooki says – reply to this

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Let's be honest, Beckham is only at Galaxy because:

a) His wife pushed him into it because she had stupid ideas she might actually have talent and wanted to be in movies (deluded)
b) He's at the end of his career and is a has-been.

No-one with any talent at the top of their career would go and play football in the US. All the other players are crap so they wouldn't get a proper game. The place to play is the UK, Spain or Italy.
YO says – reply to this

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PLAYING IN THE MLS LEAGUE IS LIKE BEEING IN AN ELEPHANT CEMENTARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS FUNNY HOW AMERICANS THINK THAT DAVID BECKHAM IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD. JUST BECAUSE HES GOT A PRETTY LITTLE FACE AND SELLS A LOT OF PRODUCTS.
HE NEVER EVEN WON THE GOLDEN BALL OR THE FIFA BEST PLAYER OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIS FAME OUTNUMBERS HIS TALENT
PLESE PEREZ SOT MAKING BLOGS ABOUT FOOTBALL PLAYERS YOU`LL ONLY EMBARRAS YOURSEL!!!!!!!!!!!
anita says – reply to this

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HOLLAND IS GONNA WIN EURO2008!!!!
anna says – reply to this

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WOW, this man is simply gorgeous. thank you for the introduction!
Jessica says – reply to this

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Soccer is where it's at people! Soccer boys are so hot! Maybe the US will pick up on this eventually…
j-bir says – reply to this

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ROB CAMILLETTI.
I'd says – reply to this

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Tap-able

YUmmm
Daz all
SaraT says – reply to this

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STOP! Perez, this boy is scrumptious! I want one!
Maris says – reply to this

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Desde a primeira vez que o vi, disse lgo q me ia casar cm ele pfff espero q n saia do sporting u.u”
Deeds says – reply to this

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yea hes hot but how come u always harp on bout ronaldo!personally i think Steven Gerrard,Cesc Fabregas and Fernando Torres are better lookin.but u only appear to talk bout ronaldo or Becks.BTW becks is over end of his career..thats why he's in america!
Galic says – reply to this

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arrrrg I think he's ugly, what about Lukas Podolski from Germany?
Tine says – reply to this

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He looks a lot like Rafael van der Vaart.
From the Dutch team.
imsoregistered says – reply to this

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Ugly!!! My first glance at the pic, I thought it was a mugshot from a DUI or something…

getpaidwithoutpaying.tk
stop says – reply to this

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Re: Cooli – you're smoking some strong stuff if you think perez looks anything like this guy….maybe the bottom of their feet looks similar
alan says – reply to this

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Why don't the Galaxy sign him and he can come play with Becks in L.A.?

because the la galaxy (thats the gayest named ever for a team wtf )and the hole "soccer league" in us suck hard
andre says – reply to this

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cute
imma says – reply to this

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hahah perez u perv.
stop scaring the portugal players.
JY3an says – reply to this

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Teeheehee!

I still prefer Cristiano Ronaldo…..
LO says – reply to this

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why doesn't he sign for galaxy?
err because any decent footballer in his right mind wouldn't dare sign to any american football clubs, unless they wanted to be in the spotlight more times than the pitch.
hellooooo beckham!
european football FTW!
jo says – reply to this

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:O i didn't know he changed his hairstyle.
i hope he'll go to manchester united!! glory glory man united!
if not, then LA galaxy. i don't really want him to go to ac milan. :X

other football (soccer) hotties: robin van persie, kaka (oh, his wife is hot too), fernando torres (when he had his mohawk), lukas podolski, adrian mutu, iker casillas and practically the entire spanish squad. AHHAHAH!
SH says – reply to this

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fucking Americans!
thinking they know all about "soccer" when they know shit.
if FOOTBALL becomes popular in America they're gonna ruin it, just like everything else because that's what America does.
get a grip and stop harping on about fucking Portugal and Ronaldo.
just talking about them all the time shows you's know nothing about football at all.
what about Holland? or Spain? or Croatia? they're all just as good as Portugal at the moment.
fools.
adria says – reply to this

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I'm a mum with 2 children so there are not many guys around that I would bother to consider hot but this guy is nothing but, hot, HOT, HOTTTTT!!!
Still says – reply to this

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he's not bad but he's got nothing on Ronnie :p
ana says – reply to this

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you should watch all of portuguese matches in Euro 2008, so then you'll might see him and so many other hotties without their shirts at the end of the match!Because, you see, we win every match so that's their way to celebrate it!!!!!!FORÇA PORTUGALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ana says – reply to this

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Perez, you might even be better than his girlfriend,because she is damn ugly!!!!!!!!!!!He should have better!!!
ulyan says – reply to this

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Wow. HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
M says – reply to this

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Re: SH –
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ya way to tell them, don't worry it won't become popular….
Liza says – reply to this

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R. Quaresma is much better and hot than M.Veloso put one photo here to see
by kiss
Catar says – reply to this

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Portugal will play today P!!
Swede says – reply to this

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Perez you should totally check out Swedens soccer team! The hottest EVER
Sara* says – reply to this

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he's had a girlfriend for 5 years now an her name is bruna.

but yeah, he's sooooooooooooo hot
and so is quaresma!
Blueb says – reply to this

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Perez, actually portuguese boys are all hot!!!You should come to Portugal and see for yourself .
Portugal is going to win the Euro cup!
By the way, you can see today's match against Switzerland!I bet you'll discover some zexy hottt young portuguese football players -yeah, I prefer football instead of soccer . Put on perezhilton.com a picture of Ricardo Quaresma. He is ZEXYYYYY! :p
marta says – reply to this

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HI PEREZ kISSES FROM poRTUGAL!!!! YOU NEED TO PUT ONE PHOTO OF ricardo quaresma!! hE ´S SO hot!!! he´s gipsy!! hot hot hot!!!!
luke1 says – reply to this

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sorry Perez he is out of your league and who is "we" you and your man boobs?
Quare says – reply to this

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when are you gonna "discover" ricardo quaresma??
ines says – reply to this

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perez you must look spanish team fernando torres "el niño" , villa and of course we are going to win this year……. i hope
se te quiere mucho en España Perez, como no si somos un país de cotillas
we love here in Spain jaja perhaps because this is a gossip country. By the way this portugues soccer is very handsome
not m says – reply to this

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Miguel Veloso is much hotter than quaresma :O
Sara* says – reply to this

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Hey Perez….He does look like you…you would make such a cute couple…if it wasn't for his girlfriend bruna!
You HAVE to post a photo of Ricardo Quaresma!…He's WAY hotter…and he's gipsy!=)
beckY says – reply to this

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Wow is he hot, a mixture between ashden kutcher and becks….

Yummy!
kkp says – reply to this

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How about KAKA from Brazil, is HOt and a very good player better than C.Ronaldo
maria says – reply to this

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i'am from portugal and miguel veloso is pretty and good person,he is a good men.perez come to portugal,i like to meet you
Chica says – reply to this

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Re: Lindz – Not as hot as Renaldo? I think ur cr@zy…Renaldo's got a great body, but his face is over-rated. I'm w/ u on Miguel Torres though. but none compare in my eyes to Michael Ballack.
socce says – reply to this

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um perez
most euro soccer players are good looking…….
aussi says – reply to this

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He's fucking smokkkkkkin hot
DutchGirl says – reply to this

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Ok, he's hot.

BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S EVEN HOTTER?

DAVID VILLA FROM SPAIN. YOU SHOULD CHECK HIM OUT PEREZ!!
JJAZZ says – reply to this

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HOT TO THE MOTHERFUCKING DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN HIS SOCCOR THIGHS YET!!!!!
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YEP….MY FUTURE HUSBAND IS A HOTTIE….I'LL LICK THAT SCRUFF ON HIS FACE
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHAVE FOR JIMMYJAZZ WHEN YOU HAVE THE FACE OF AN ANGEL
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WAY TO START OFF MY GAY PRIDE PARADE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAPPY GAY PRIDE TO PEREZ AND ALL MY LITTLE LAMBS OUT THERE
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WE DONE OVERCOME HONEY!!!!!!……AND IT'LL GET BETTER!
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HOLLER AT YOUR BITCH!!! GAYS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyá says – reply to this

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yo perez, haha, its kinda funny that football (yeah, soccer over there) interests you only because of the players, but if it is so, let me give you a tip:
FERNANDO TORRES, CESC FABREGAS, SILVA from spain, man, HOT DD
joduc says – reply to this

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HOTTIE….
But Ronaldo is hot too.
Send them over here!
Silva says – reply to this

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What can I say, we Portuguese are born hotties.
Filip says – reply to this

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Poor Miguel

Perez you should check, Helder Postiga as well.
RayRa says – reply to this

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My Gosh! He's HOT
Girl1 says – reply to this

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Hott Hott I just sow him and he is FINE. Perez you seem to luv ur Football players. You're just like me I only waych football or soccer for the guys. ;p
Raque says – reply to this

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Its about time you discovered my other lover! hahaha
Nani is another player from the Portuguese team and he plays with Cristiano on Manchester… he's not bad to look at either

FORCA PORTUGAL!!! Somos os maiors!
Raque says – reply to this

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Re: Lindz – The Spanish team has some hotties as well… but his name is Fernando Torres
bst says – reply to this

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delicious!!!!!!!!
Lara says – reply to this

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gosh Perez, ya´re sooo into Portuguese palyers!
In need of some portuguese lessons?
am at your disposal sweets!
beijos
TheVinylVillager says – reply to this

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yum!

nice find Perez
portu says – reply to this

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I am portuguese and there are rumors that he is GAY so I think that you are lucky.
but rigth know he is dating a girl called Bruna.

one more thing
SIENA MILLER WILL YOU MARRY ME?????
woah says – reply to this

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he's hotter than…whateverhisfaceis… wow.
Where says – reply to this

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FERNANDO TORRES IS HOT TOO. PEREZ, do "THE FELLAS OF SOCCER."

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