Completely Gratuitous

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Zportz

Cristiano Ronaldo is not the only pretty one on the team!

Say hello to our future husband, y'all.

His name is Miguel Veloso and he plays for Portugal.

There are rumors that he might be joining Manchester United as well, but AC Milan has expressed interest as well.

Why don't the Galaxy sign him and he can come play with Becks in L.A.?

Plus, he'd be that much closer to us!!!!

Posted: Jun 15, 2008 at 2:24 am / Email this »

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taylo says – reply to this

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oohh baby.
he is one smokin hot felllla..
i must say that you have very good taste !
Raki says – reply to this

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He's also moving to InterMilan as reports say…yum, closer to me
Lusa says – reply to this

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You're forgetting about NUNO GOMES!!!!!! He's a bit older then Cristiano Ronaldo and Miguel Veloso but he still didn't lose his charm.
Lisa says – reply to this

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he s really hot!!!!
Portu says – reply to this

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Most of the best soccer players are/were Portuguese.
They can teach the English a thing or two about playing soccer. England are crap and hot headed and sore losers.
hbk says – reply to this

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what the fuck is wrong with people?
perez's opinion means shit.
clearly he's deluded as he thinks portugal are the only fucking team out there.
they got beat yesterday, not so good now are they?
and i don't give a shit if they were resting their "best" players.
they were still shit.
perez should stick to gossiping cos he's making a complete dick of himself when he tries to do other things.
portugal are shit, with the easiest group possibly.
end of.
diabl says – reply to this

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he looks like Dale from UK Big Brother!!!
Portu says – reply to this

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to hbk

What planet are you from? Do you actually know anything about soccer?
The best players of ALL time are Portuguese, you fool.
aga says – reply to this

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he will never ever join the Galaxy because, well, the Galaxy suck!
Andre says – reply to this

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Wow! He's hott!
kk says – reply to this

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yummy
uBUGR says – reply to this

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I HOPE HE KICKS YOUR FAT HOMO ASS FOR IMPLYING THAT HE IS A HOMO.
nizer says – reply to this

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perez check that swiss football (soccer) player: Valon Behrami
I think, his ur taste! lol
Fabio says – reply to this

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PORTUGAL LOVES PEREZ!!!
jen says – reply to this

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Perez, baby, have I ever told you that you have the best taste in men? We have all the same future husbands!!
Yummy says – reply to this

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Fernando Torres (from Spain) is the hottest of them all!!!
Kk says – reply to this

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Ooo oh yes please!! but tbh i'm a fabregas lover!! but yh he's a looker!! thats what football's all about!! :p
lala says – reply to this

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"our future husband"????????????????????????????
el says – reply to this

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…he won't play in the U.S. because he is still young and talented..Becks is past him prime for European soccer..the states just gets the old worn out players
Chris says – reply to this

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If you think he is hot check out Ricardo Quaresma he is hotter than both Veloso and Rinaldho
DEISY says – reply to this

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hOt!!! pApI cHuLo!!!
AnGeL says – reply to this

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Yeah he's cute but do you know Nunno Gomes? Yeah he's older but WAY HOTTER than Miguel Veloso or Cristiano Ronaldo. That guy is BEAUTIFUL !
força portugal ^^
AnGeL says – reply to this

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Re: EUR – Why r u so jealous? Portugal os diong an amazing Euro, it's not our fault that the teams in our group are so easy! For some reason we were 2nd in Euro 2004 and 4th in the las world cup…
Get over yourself -.-
AnGeL says – reply to this

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Re: Portu – é tudo dor de cotovelo -.-
J Lew says – reply to this

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You know what they say, "EASY on the EYES - HARD on the HEART!" Guys who are this pretty are terrors to be romantically involved with…..
jessy says – reply to this

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Let's have a soccer hottie competition.
Stacy says – reply to this

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Perez Perez my darling…..
you've got to check out #17 Ricardo Quaresma…he BEATS out Veloso by farther than far…..

CHECK HIM OUT!!!!…and you'll see!!!
troub says – reply to this

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haha, perez. germany is gonna make your future husband cry like a little bitch on thursday when we beat the hell out of them. soccer rules!!!
RebokBaby says – reply to this

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sooooo beautiful
babs says – reply to this

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Oh fuck yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! My mouth is wet above and below!
me says – reply to this

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hottie
go Portugal
Kryst says – reply to this

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OMG Perez I want marry him..i am single and freaking willing
tiffe says – reply to this

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he was mine wayyyy before you even discovered him ;]
Shann says – reply to this

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obrigado!

Tasty tasty!
sunsh says – reply to this

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oh my cock
chesk says – reply to this

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oh no! you're slowly discovering hot soccer boys!
lol! he looks like u. still cristiano for me.
but pls perez do not unearth my team espana.
prett says – reply to this

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oooo, I would love to give him a nice blow job!!!!
benfi says – reply to this

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You are out of your minds to think that Miguel Veloso would come and play for LA Galaxy, going there is career suicide, why do you think portuguese players like Queresma, Ronaldo, Simao etc stay in portugal or go to other countries in Europe because they make a name for themselves. Thats what Freddy Adu did he plays now for Benfica. I've never heard of any players of LA Galaxy, I've heard of players throughout Europe.
Ana says – reply to this

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Re: Pooki – Or Portugal
sana says – reply to this

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please he is not that hott ronaldo looks better lol
natac says – reply to this

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hi. I'm from to Portugal and I meet Miguel Veloso, He is beautiful, hot and is a great person.

And as we say in Portugal:
O Miguel Veloso é todo bom!

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