He's Not A Player, He Just Fuhks A Lot

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According to reports, George Clooney already has a new girlfriend AND he's been seeing her for MONTHS.

That's right, Georgie's said to have been dating the new girl while he was still with that hobag (above).

Clooney has "been dating a woman in her mid-30s" for months now.

George knew he was going to leave Sarah Larson months ago, yet he let her do interviews and modeling to "get her a career" before the split.

Awww, the Clooney is a humanitarian, in all aspects of his life!

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    Posted: Jun 15, 2008 at 1:22 pm / Email this  »

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    1. yeppp says – reply to this


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      first?

    2. pilar says – reply to this


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      1st??

    3. pilar says – reply to this


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      I THINK SHE IS PRETTY, NO SCANDALAS HAVE COME OUT ABOUT HER!!

    4. KMG says – reply to this


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      PLAYYAAAAA

    5. patty says – reply to this


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      wow . . . i guess that's nice?

    6. jacki says – reply to this


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      perez, i dont think its right to call that girl a "hobag" shes just another person like the rest of us.. she doesnt deserve that.

    7. queen says – reply to this


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      who is the new chick?

    8. KMG says – reply to this


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      playyaaaaa for sure

    9. WHY?? says – reply to this


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      WHY DO YOU CALL SARAH A 'HOBAG'…????? IS IT JUST BECAUSE SHE DATED SOMEONE WEALTHY AND FAMOUS? IS THERE SOMETHING I'VE MISSED? I'VE HEARD SHE'S REALLY SWEET. I MEN, PEREZ, YOU ARE A WHORE FOR SUCCESS, SO WHATUP IF ANYONE ELSE IS? I THINK IT'S STUPID TO CALL HER A HOBAG BECAUSE SHE WENT FOR GEORGE…WHO WOULDN'T? HE'S HOT! JEALOUS?!?!

    10. Hey says – reply to this


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      PEREZ SUCKS !!!

    11. ugly says – reply to this


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      should I get a breakfest burrito or a donut? holla!

    12. court says – reply to this


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      i think she's pretty, but using george clooney for her career seems a little despertate.

    13. buhby says – reply to this


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      I JUST WANT TO KICK HIM TILL HE'S DEAD.
      HE'S GETTING MORE ANNOYING AND MORE PRETENCIOUS EVERYDAY!

    14. kimUk says – reply to this


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      1st of i prefeer him single

    15. mscra says – reply to this


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      He is so damn sexy

    16. BigMe says – reply to this


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      How nice of him :-)

    17. naty says – reply to this


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      Perez I lov u but that doen't sound right. I hope is not true she looks like a really nice girl

    18. cassi says – reply to this


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      Why is she a ho bag?
      and what does that make him
      God you are mean

    19. gowhy says – reply to this


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      Re: WHY?? – you are so right

    20. Lulu says – reply to this


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      Awww, hot AND kind. I'd let him "get me a career" any day of the week ;)

    21. liz says – reply to this


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      She's pretty, he's dumb for leaving her…I mean when are u gonna settle down??

    22. simon says – reply to this


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      I think the pictures tolled the bell for her and probably he liked her "au naturel."-no silicone.

    23. j414 says – reply to this


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      The definition of "Hobag": "A woman who dates someone 17 years her senior for career advancement or financial benefit."

      She, my friends, is a hobag. And the sad part is, I think he really liked her (e.g taking her to the academy awards etc), but decided to dump her ass when he realized she was into the status, and couture more than him. Seriously, two weeks if they break up she's strolling down Robertson, new hairdo, flinging herself in front of the paparazzi. The paparazzi was even at her interview - the video is hysterical.

    24. D says – reply to this


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      George is not just hot. He handled that breakup with class. No wonder his exes all say they are still friends with him. Dayum she's dumb. If he told me not to get implants I would be flattered. I'm flat chested too but I love it that way. :)

    25. Miche says – reply to this


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      How is Sarah a ho bag if he was cheating on her? George is a fucking manwhore.

    26. BS says – reply to this


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      Nice PR from the Clooney camp. He's g-a-y, and she wanted to get married.

    27. erthi says – reply to this


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      I'll pee my pants wiith laughter if it turns out the other woman is…
      a - Renee Z
      b - Jennifer A
      c - Madonna
      d - Audrina
      e - Cameron/ Drew/ Lucy
      f - Sienna
      g - Daniele Lloyd

    28. Vshiz says – reply to this


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      another D-bag…Clooney…and so what if his ex gets some notoriety…You get it for other reasons than "talent" … you just report on the dirt and are a meanie pants.

    29. BDB says – reply to this


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      Re: jacki – Have you read any of Perz before? If you are a straight female you are a ho and if you are a straight male you are an idoit.
      If you are a conservetive christian you are painted as the DEVIL. What a lovely non bias hollywood shit headead.YEAH!!!



    30. 30

      Why do you call that sweet girl a ho-bag? She is a really nice girl. That was George's loss, not hers.

    31. B says – reply to this


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      so what if george is a manho? he seems fairly up front about it….and pretty clear that he is no gonna be marrying anyone. Let's be real, if men looked like george and had his bank account and italian villa- they would bang every model that crossed their path.

    32. Starf says – reply to this


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      A fag trying to convince the rest of us that clooney is str8ght. George likes the boys.

    33. it's says – reply to this


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      let's all give george a pat on the back for being a "good guy" and letting what's her face start a career using his 'celebrity' before dumping her! HE'S SUCH A DOUCHE BAG!!!!

    34. liz says – reply to this


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      how is it humanitarian to cheat on someone??

    35. jade says – reply to this


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      Oh please…she is a hobag for dating someone 17 years her senior?? Wouldn't just about anyone date George Clooney if he pursued them? I'm sure the list of reasons to date George is much longer than career advancement. And wouldn't you date a wealthy man if he was fun and hot? Or do you take the moral high road and only date poor ugly lowlifes?

    36. TLG says – reply to this


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      Agreed she does not deserve the name calling despite being a bit desperate.

      TheLostGirl's Blog

    37. cyn says – reply to this


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      why she gotta be a ho-bag?

    38. publi says – reply to this


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      We wouldn't know about it if you and sites like yours didn't tell us.

    39. HJ says – reply to this


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      So, is George Clooney gay? I'm always hearing rumors. This seems to be one more example of him letting a girl advance her career by "dating" him so that he can secretly date…maybe other men? Just saying, the PR seems awfully convenient. He let her advance her career before breaking up? What a nice guy. Or a guy with something to hide.

    40. Danic says – reply to this


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      George "Fuksalot" Clooney isn't trying to be something he isn't. He has said publicly he's never getting married again and that means he is probably into serial monogamy. It's his deal and nobody's business but his. Perez "lose the weight and you'll still be ugly" Hilton is the hobag, not Sarah. She's a nice girl and already has a modeling contract with a designer.

    41. Hyde says – reply to this


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      Another horrible comment about a young woman from Princess.

    42. chris says – reply to this


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      George is almost as convincing as Ryan Seacrest. Do you think the two of them share notes on how to present themselves with the "Beard of the Month"?

    43. Mare says – reply to this


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      He;s the fun popular guy in hollywood but he is still a manwhore…Asshole thing to do to somebody……..

    44. Betty says – reply to this


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      God Perez, you are such a misogynist. Did your mommy not love you enough when you were younger?

    45. Slate says – reply to this


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      I always thought he was bi-sexual or gay anyway…..

    46. ha ha says – reply to this


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      Who wouldn't date a hottie like George if they could? Why does that make her a hobag? He's rich, handsome, classy and has a heart. He's never going to settle down but he's upfront about it. He can help my career any day. Why would I date a poor, ugly loser who can't do anything for me? George is on my list. I like his style. :)

    47. Russ says – reply to this


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      Good Lord the guy is gay for crying out loud. When is he going to stop with all these games?

    48. beach says – reply to this


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      All he has is a new beard. It's common knowledge that he's gay.

      They do this shit in H-wood to keep interest high. Come on peeps - it's just a ruse.

    49. gojad says – reply to this


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      EXACTLY! I'D FUCK GEORGE ON THE DOWN LOW AND NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE PUBLIC EYE, HE'S HOT, TALENTED, RICH, FUNNY…HAS A HOUSE IN LAKE COMO!!! CAREER ADVANCEMENT IS WAY DOWN THE LIST. SHE DESERVES SOME ADVANCEMENT AND SOME MONEY FOR THE PUBLIC SCRUTINY SHE'S RECIEVED SINCE DATING HIM. PEREZ WISHES HE WERE SUCH A 'HOBAG'.

    50. OOPS says – reply to this


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      Re: gojad – THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A REPLY TO JADE…

    51. Meme says – reply to this


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      Why are you calling Sarah Larson a "hobag"? She did nothing wrong. If anything, Clooney is the "hobag". I have never see the appeal of him. A cocky ass is more like it!

    52. Heath says – reply to this


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      Wait, what?

      I missed how she's the hobag. Seems to me the only one fucking everything in sight is the one she dated. Thanks for propagating the double standard Perez!

    53. dsak says – reply to this


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      If he's of a big slut as the media says he probably has herpes

    54. YES says – reply to this


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      Yeah, and her name is BOB. What a joke. He's the next Rock Hudson!



    55. 55

      And this makes four, for the misogynist Mario.

    56. spade says – reply to this


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      You just arbitrarily decide to trash people without any reason whatsoever and that makes you more lame than you could possibly know. You're destroying everything you have built for yourself. You are self-destructing before all the world. This is not the same blog that it used to be.

    57. L says – reply to this


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      I don't believe George is gay. He cheats but it's not like anyone didn't know he was like that. He obviously loves women. He has treated all his ex-girlfriends with respect and taken care of them financially. That's why none of them have anything bad to say about him. A gay man would just kick them to the curb with no warning and diss them.

    58. georg says – reply to this


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      George is so fucking ugly and old. He looks like taylor hicks. why are these young women falling at him? If he was poor and not an actor he wouldn't be having all the attention he does from these ladies. it's sick.

    59. YUCK! says – reply to this


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      Sleazy Clooney is the one double-dating here, he is pretty much over-fucked by now who would want him. Seriously, bent dick.

    60. M says – reply to this


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      what ever his reasons, at least he is dating older women now…\

    61. me says – reply to this


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      so much hate against sarah larson…. be honest, if you're female wouldn't you've been dating george clooney, too?

      she's maybe no genius as a cocktail waitress but there are a lot of celebs who are dumber…

    62. Izzy says – reply to this


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      How is Sarah the hoe if George was cheating on her? :P

      Though the whole staying together to get her more noticed thing was a little pathetic.

    63. Melis says – reply to this


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      Come on everybody…are we really that surprised? GC has made it clear for years and years that he has no intentions of ever marrying. It comes as no surprise to me that he left Sarah Larson. She's pretty but half his age and was making scandalous headlines. Women need to get it that GC is not a man that wants to settle down. Have fun but don't expect a commitment!

    64. hipi says – reply to this


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      He's struggling with being an old man, or old swine!

    65. starj says – reply to this


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      yeah, why would you call this girl a hobag? what has she done. so what she was dating a very handsome and eligible bachlor. funny when a woman falls for a man with many she always has to be label a ho and it soooo not the case the other way around. perez, you need to watch your mouth in regards to calling woman hobag. not a very adult thing to say, if i may add.

    66. Ann says – reply to this


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      Hate this cocky s.o.b. He used to film a lot of movies here in Montreal. He was even at a bar I regularly go to. He once tried to get into a swanky restaurant here by the back door and they wouldn't let him in. He got all huffy and started the "don't you all know who I am?" attitude. When he was filming here, he also dated a waitress. This guy will never date a woman of power because his ego is huge. He doesn't want tgo be with a woman who will be stronger than him and he can't control. Fak him!
      He dumps them all as soon as they have a mind of their own and he feels threatened. I think he has huge mental issues!

    67. Erica says – reply to this


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      Um.
      George Clooney was dating another girl months before he broke up with his girlfriend, but SHE'S the hobag?

      …Okay…?



    68. 68

      I think that this is a rumor.



    69. 69

      and why exactly is she a hobag?? I am seeing that word alot in your posts.. First Princess WBeatrice for streaking, and now Sarah Larson is a hoe for being with George Clooney…What makes a hoe in your mind? a straight female? Everyone is a whore to you..What about Madonna and Angelina..Those two have banged many people in their lifetimes, and not a peep out of you about it..Marc Anthony left his wife for J. Lo, and no comment there from you…Please stop being biased and be real..

    70. kit says – reply to this


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      i agree with some of the others here. if she's a hobag, what the heck does that make him? oh yeah, i forgot, he's rich so he gets a pass.

    71. M says – reply to this


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      Re: Ann
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      I heard similar stories from a co-worker who ran into him on set in LA. George has a very large ego, very detached from other human beings, and gives off the air that he is better than others. (I guess being in the fame spot lite can do that to a person - so you can excuse him a bit for that… ). The only problem lies when people who are NOT fans of George Clooney get the ego attitude, that is when he appears to be an extreme loser and needs to get over himself.

    72. TABBY says – reply to this


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      How is it that being a cheat = being a humanitarian??? Why is it that no matter what the situation is, perez, the woman always seems to be the one to blame??? So Wrong!

    73. P_ASS says – reply to this


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      …and she's a hobag why? Oh yeah, she's a hobag because (1) you're jealous she has a vagina, (2) she dated George Clooney, (3) she looks like she bathes regularly. Three things you don't do, haven't done, or don't have, Perez. Karma baby boy, it's gonna get you very soon.

    74. cass says – reply to this


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      Isn't George a "HOBAG"???
      hmm…DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I thought his old girlfriend was beautiful and George's true intentions for girls are very mean and very conceited.
      He's a Player. Forever and always.

    75. Perez says – reply to this


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      I don't believe he has a new gf for one minute, as you didn't provide any names or pictures. And if he was gay, he'd have made out with Perez by now.

    76. FECK says – reply to this


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      he is not that hot i dont know what the big deal about him is.

    77. Sue says – reply to this


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      I liked that cute little Sarah Lawson and am starting to feel kinda sorry for and sad about George…he seems to be really screwed up. The inability to maintain any kind of meaningful romantic relationship is kinda pathetic. He is like a sad old frat boy with men friiends he likes to play complicated practical jokes on. But when it comes to a romantic relationship he is a big zero.

      It is not just his inability to find someone to love, to commit and then share life with …it is his creepy old man, new teeth, younger woman thing. Even the "scared of marrage" thing is bull…he can't seem to live with someone for a while.

      Makes me feel so much better about my darling Accountant husband who has loved me for over 20 years and who will love me till I die. Maybe not as hot as George, but pretty damn cute and way hotter inside!

    78. Wake says – reply to this


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      For those of you who ask why is Sarah a ho bag? (especially the friend of Sarah on this borad who keep repeating the same question over and over again to make it look like a lot of people are wondering) Just look at her photos on the internet flashing her crotch to the world, bending over with out panites on, humping a guy against a wall for photographers, and skanky photos of wrestleing half naked and feeling up guys crotches on video. And forget the "oh she was young" comments. The photos were taken less than a year ago.

      If Sarah Larson is not the exact definition of a ho bag, I don't know what is. Good thing Clooney dumped her ho bag ass. She should go back to whoring in Vegas, but first she will squeeze every second out of her last 15 minutes of fame.

      George is hot and he can get any woman he wants. Alot of people jealous of him and always have been.

    79. janie says – reply to this


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      I still believe that Clooney is gay!

    80. Karen says – reply to this


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      George Clooney has to be the most narcissistic person around. The inability to sustain an adult relationship with a woman raises a lot of questions. The worst part of all of this is the women he leaves in his path. Not cool.

    81. gener says – reply to this


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      she is not a ho-whatever! she's LUCKY. Just say it for once. it won't kill you or decrease your chances. when you give you receive. when you take you lose. try it once. humor me.



    82. 82

      She got dumped because of her high jinks in Vegas. She became a liability to George. She is and was a party girl all along. Nice girls dont get drunk and act like an idiot and a slut. Look at the pics on the internet. Nice girl my ass

    83. Amy says – reply to this


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      George Clooney needs to come out of the closet. He is so gay and he will NOT admit it!

    84. proph says – reply to this


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      shut up perez…

    85. OMG! says – reply to this


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      Re: pilar
      umm, please she was just laid up on that pink couch with that sleazy designer or whatever 2 days ago!

    86. Lily says – reply to this


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      This is what boyfriends are for. You search and search for years, until you find that you hope is the RIGHT one as companion for the years to come. Good luck to beautiful Ms. Larson. I really hope that she gets well paid jobs and a nicer boyfriend who will want to age with her.

    87. NATTI says – reply to this


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      His new teeth SUCK! does'nt even look like the same person.

    88. Gary says – reply to this


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      George Clooney is a butt pirate!

    89. Kevin says – reply to this


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      He dates women as a cover up. George Clooney is a queer! It will all come out in the end!

    90. j414 says – reply to this


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      Why does everyone think he's gay??? Because he's not married, jumps from woman to woman? GC did make any professional strides until he was in his mid thirties and over the last 10 years he's been working like crazy-producing, directing, philanthropic causes-that's what ambitious, working folk do - they sacrifice the personal life for the professional.

    91. cece says – reply to this


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      Oh puleeze! George's publicist is working overtime. He's been living on the down low for years.

    92. chris says – reply to this


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      GAY…..

    93. Kelly says – reply to this


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      George is hot, hot, hot and SEX,YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

      He's not gay, although I can understand why gay men wish he was. Keep dreaming on, it aint happening!

      Love you George, the Last Movie Star. Ignore the haters.

    94. Ascot says – reply to this


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      Clooney is the best looking man in Hollywood. I was at the London LH Premiere, all the women utterly screamed for him. Some were in tears.

      Sarah's well documented slutty behavior is why she is labeled a ho bag. She was ruining his image. Too bad she acted like a slut and blabbermouth, she had a good thing going. He is too good for her anyways. He needs a classy leading lady at his side, not a ho.

    95. JJ says – reply to this


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      Wake up. Mr. Clooney is NOT GAY! He's loves him some ladies. I wish I had his life. I can only dream.

    96. Dean says – reply to this


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      So he likes to f**k alot? Don't we all? Atta boy George.

    97. Boots says – reply to this


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      News Flash…. George is 110% gay. He goes down to Mexico with the boys so he isn't seen. He goes to exclusive resorts down there where he thinks no one will notice him. I've seen him first hand.

    98. ilove says – reply to this


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      Perez do you have the new photos of George in Lake Como? Gorgeous George take me for a boat ride. Who's the new lady? Did I miss my chance?

    99. Amie says – reply to this


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      I agree with you Kelly. The only people claiming George is gay are those gay men who are sitting around fantisizing and wishing that he was. There is no evidence that George is gay one bit. Quite the opposite, he's one of the hottest, ladie's man around. He's like a real life James Bond. He's as straight as they come and the women roll over for him. But we're not judging, the gay guys have a right to their fantasies. As long as they realize thats all it is.

    100. Sense says – reply to this


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      It's never smart to give up everything and move in with a man, no matter how rich he is or how much he begs. Let him help you with your career, date him but give him lots of space. Accept gifts graciously but never ask him for anything. He might just propose but even if he doesn't you haven't lost anything and have everything to gain in terms of social contacts and career. If you're not clingy the friendship might last even after the love affair is over. It doesn't make you a golddigger, just smart.

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