He's Not A Player, He Just Fuhks A Lot

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According to reports, George Clooney already has a new girlfriend AND he's been seeing her for MONTHS.

That's right, Georgie's said to have been dating the new girl while he was still with that hobag (above).

Clooney has "been dating a woman in her mid-30s" for months now.

George knew he was going to leave Sarah Larson months ago, yet he let her do interviews and modeling to "get her a career" before the split.

Awww, the Clooney is a humanitarian, in all aspects of his life!

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    Posted: Jun 15, 2008 at 1:22 pm / Email this  »

    166 comments to “He's Not A Player, He Just Fuhks A Lot”

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    1. Evely says – reply to this


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      I think he kept her around as long as he did because of that motorcycle accident they had. He's smart. He didn't want her to sue him so he keeps her around till she is healed and she accepts a small settlement from his insurance company. If he had dumped her months ago, she probably would have sued for lots of money. Maybe he even helped her with her career so she couldn't sue saying her modeling career was ended by the accident, etc. She was photographed on crutches after all. I think he would have dumped her a long time ago if that accident hadn't happened.

    2. Raech says – reply to this


      102

      What a jerk!?!?!?

    3. cool says – reply to this


      103

      Clooney's a cool cat. He's got every woman on the planet and half the men after his hot ass. He doesn't come across as gay to me but it must be nice to be him having all these people fighting over him. He's slick.

    4. Lanel says – reply to this


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      Re: EvelyRe: Evely – By the way i agree with you…i thought this right after it happend. Clooney is such a fucking putz.



    5. 105

      I think the person who's a 'hobag' here is George Clooney. Or does he not count because he's male, goodlooking, talented and has lots of money?

    6. janin says – reply to this


      106

      That was actually pretty nice of George to allow her to become somebody. He's always been honest about his commitment issues.



    7. 107

      I think she got off lightly. It would never work her being at home worrying if he's out shagging other men……

    8. RJII says – reply to this


      108

      glad he's with an older, hopefully, mature woman

    9. jjiif says – reply to this


      109

      he's really hot he can do what he wants to do! :)

    10. tyra says – reply to this


      110

      Re: Amie – So was Rock Hudson. Get a clue!!

    11. clair says – reply to this


      111

      its cool

    12. Sam says – reply to this


      112

      I think Sarah Larson was a paid escort for George Clooney. I do think he dates women, but not the kind you take on the "red carpet".

    13. wow says – reply to this


      113

      your definition of humanitarian is a little off. he's the one cheating on her and she's the ho bag, huh? wow, way to be biased and hypocritical there, perez

    14. hms says – reply to this


      114

      He's nothing more than a player. Period.

    15. me says – reply to this


      115

      It must cost him a bundle to keep up this ridiculous charade that he's some ladies man. His manager and publicists must be working overtime paying off cheap sluts to keep their mouths shut and putting phony stories out there all the time about all these imaginary women he's banging. The man is gay and you can see it from space. Anyone who can't see it their "gaydar" is seriously broken. I had a friend who worked out there as a boom operator and he told me MOST of the male actors are. Guys that you would never suspect either. He told me George Clooney is one of the biggest gays out there, everyone who works with him know it and all the movie studios know it too. It actually isn't considered a big deal because the industry is protecting so many actors that it's all normal. It all part of the business.

    16. Cathy says – reply to this


      116

      George Clooney is as hot as they come. And as handsome as he is, is as caring and nice as he is. No wonder all of his exes try to get him back.

    17. go ce says – reply to this


      117

      Perhaps he stayed with her out thanks to her for not suing him for the bike wreck and also not wanting to appear as a jerk for dropping her while she was on the mend. He allowed her to shine in the spotlight for a while afterwards to boost her stats before he moved on, I think.

    18. TOAmi says – reply to this


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      Re: Amie – Amie, that's what they want you to believe, that he's a ladies man, but his isn't trust me. And yes I'm gay but I don't find him attractive at all, never did. I'm amazed people do actually. He looks like shit for his age too. That said it is a well known fact that male gays have a much more difficult time getting work in Hollywood if they come out of the closet. Lesbians no, in fact in some cases being a lesbian can help you career, but not if your a gay guy. In fact most of the male actors out there are. Think about your high school, think about the drama club in you school, I'm sure you had one. Now think about the guys who were in that drama club. "Get the picture"

    19. Benit says – reply to this


      119

      So, George cheated on her for months and she's the hobag?

      Riiiight, she's a woman so of course she's evil.

    20. Lotte says – reply to this


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      Sarah was gorgeous and George even thought so. He broke up with her because she had low self esteem to the point, he felt like an enabler. She went and had her boobs done thinking he was going to like them, when he told her he wasn't into the fake thing. He met a woman who is very independent and secure with herself. She is attractive, but it is all about her confidence and who she is. Sarah didn't have the confidence to keep George Clooney.

    21. PREGO says – reply to this


      121

      Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with John Mayers baby!!! YEAH!

    22. sure! says – reply to this


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      Re: PREGO

      yeah right! always starting rumours like with Ashley Tisdale and Angelina Jolie! Get a life!

    23. grus says – reply to this


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      George is a typical "actor". He gets all the women, and then dumps them. He doesn't know what love is, and all he knows how to do is act. No, wait he can't even do that. He has no talent, but I am sure he has a talent for collecting STDs.

    24. WTF says – reply to this


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      Why is she a hobag????? Why calling her like that? She's always presented herself very well and did nothing to be called like that. YOU ARE A GAYHO, ASSHOLE!

    25. Sim says – reply to this


      125

      I used to like George, but not anymore. That is the worst thing a person can do while in a relationship. How disrespectful of him. Team Sarah Larson.



    26. 126

      Re: Sim – Don't believe everything you read. Every day, they invent a new reason why they both broke-up. The reality is that they don't have any clue about it. In one week, they created 5 or 6very different reasons. This "source" probably don't even exist.

    27. horse says – reply to this


      127

      HE is the one that persued her! It's not like she could MAKE him date her so she could further her career. Please!

    28. iHate says – reply to this


      128

      WHY ARE U SO "GAY" IN A BAD WAY!??? THE "EX-GIRLFRIEND" was hot and hopefulluy not a typical HOLYWOD JERKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so, maymbe Cloonney>\:\;S the douchbag!!!!!!!!!!? Think about it!!>>

    29. Nice says – reply to this


      129

      It was obvious for months that George was not into Sarah anymore. Especially after all the skanky photos of her flashing her private parts and "Girls Gone Wild" behavior surfaced all over the internet. That must of have been embarassing for him, but he was nice enough to let her use his fame and good name to try to get a career before he finally dumped her. She should be thanking him. The only reason anyone will ever pay any attention to her is the title "George Clooney's ex" Otherwise no one cares who she is.

    30. Smile says – reply to this


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      Hey at least its a happy ending. Women are thrilled George is back on the market. He will find the love of his life one day just like Warren Beatty did. A classy woman like Annette Benning. And Sarah got new teeth, a new boob job, couture clothes, 15 seconds of fame, and a chance to be a model for awhile. She no longer has to make her living letting sleezy men feel her up or taking pictures on all fours anymore. Not exactly a fairytale but happy ending.

    31. Phut says – reply to this


      131

      Jeez leave the guy alone.It is none of your business.His life his business.

    32. Jules says – reply to this


      132

      Hottie. I LOVE you George

    33. Annie says – reply to this


      133

      I don't understand i have read so much hate about Sarah, she is a b**** etc..but what is George? For me ..only a hypocrite ….male chauvinist…
      W Sarah, Lisa, Celine etc……..



    34. 134

      shes so so pretty

    35. UBUGR says – reply to this


      135

      WELL, IF GEORGE CLOONEY WAS ANY KIND OF A MAN, HE WOULD KICK YOUR ASS LONG AND HARD FOR CALLING HIS GIRLFRIEND A WHORE.
      :)-

    36. Hello says – reply to this


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      Re: Annie

      Sarah brought on the negative judgement by her own sleezy photos and behavior. Can't blame Clooney for that. He tried to white wash her past, but no one bought it. George is a good guy. He did what he could for her before kicking her ass to the curb. She's definitely better off now than before Thanks to George.

    37. Amber says – reply to this


      137

      Sarah is history, who cares? Come on Perez spill about Georgie's new Lake Como romance. I know you have the scoop. George your so friggin hot!



    38. 138

      At least he has good taste and stays clear of the boring plat blond airheads that post hollywood players jump to.

    39. Chris says – reply to this


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      I think they're all gay…but, he can't even play pretend like Brad, Matt and Ben. To me they are so obvious…but, so what…it's all pretend anyway. PS I am not a gay man wishing…I am a woman who is glad that they kept up the pretense…who wants to see them swish and ruin the fantasy????

    40. What? says – reply to this


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      Re: Chris

      LOL I also just read that Barak Obama is gay, and Bill Clinton is gay too. Tom Hanks, Spielberg, Lucas, Will Smith, Tony Romo, Tom Brady? Where does all this come from? I guess there are no straight men anywhere. LOL

    41. Donut says – reply to this


      141

      Clooney Tunes is such a douchebag.



    42. 142

      Someone tell me why when a couple breaks up, we automatically defend the man? There's always 2 sides to every story so give her a break1

    43. Janie says – reply to this


      143

      Of course Clooney is gay. Look what happened with Rock Hudson!

    44. Kate says – reply to this


      144

      Of course he is gay

    45. Jen says – reply to this


      145

      The whole gay thing used to mean something, but now its used so freely. Like oh, everyone is gay. Silly. George is so NOT GAY. Get over it.

    46. Dijhi says – reply to this


      146

      Perez, once again you show your complete stupidity and lack of morals. If he is cheating on her dating someone else for months without her knowing, why is she the "ho" as you put it ? I think just because you want to suck " The Clooney Cock" does not change the fact that it is he who is the whore ! DUMBASS ! Stop fisting Teddy, he does not like it ! Douchbag !

    47. Lara says – reply to this


      147

      I used to sorta like this guy - what with his witty comments to the press, always on hand for a larf - but SCREWING AROUND IS SCREWING AROUND.
      (Any which way you bank it.)



    48. 148

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      Cloon dog! mid 30's??? Hope she's hot as hell.
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    49. LM says – reply to this


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      Sarah Larson is not attractive at all and the new hard breast implants look like shit!

    50. Annie says – reply to this


      150

      Re: Meedee72
      I agree..

    51. NANCY says – reply to this


      151

      OLE GEORGE DOESN'T WANT TO BE TIED DOWN. WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE BABY!

    52. smiff says – reply to this


      152

      how many cocktail waitresses can one man save???

    53. cesar says – reply to this


      153

      this man is so freaking queeeer!
      why are all his ex's still friends with him?? HELLOOOO
      hellooooooooooooooooo
      I mean heeeeeeelloooooooooooooooo

    54. Joan says – reply to this


      154

      George Clooney is gay! That is why he never married and why he keeps dating (men) women.

    55. Joan says – reply to this


      155

      He is dating Tom Cruise.

    56. Joan says – reply to this


      156

      He is dating Tom Cruise secretly.

    57. nosy says – reply to this


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      She ought to sue him now for that motorcycle accident. Come on, get some money girl. I'm sure he got what HE wanted from HER.

    58. SATC says – reply to this


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      These comments remind me of an episode of Sex and the City where Samantha told Smith how to recognize when you have really made it big. She said "First come the gays, then comes the girls, then comes the Industry." George has definitely made it big. Men love him, women love him and Hollywood loves him. Way to go George. Feel the love.

    59. Pam says – reply to this


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      She is ugly any way, I had no idea what he seen in her. She just look a mess to me, she look like someone who work at Macy's at the cosmetics counter.

    60. jtl says – reply to this


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      her name is Jennifer Aguero

    61. bsc says – reply to this


      161

      I have always found it very, very interesting that one of the few "long-term" relationships GC had years ago was with Kelly Preston–I believe they even lived together. Now she's the wife of John Travolta–or is that "beard"? Hmmmm-mmmmm…

    62. Presh says – reply to this


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      Am I the only woman in the world to find this man repulsive??

    63. Jill says – reply to this


      163

      George you are hot as hell and you just get better looking every year.

    64. Dana says – reply to this


      164

      Clooney is charming and smart - he would do just fan-fuhking-tabulous in life whatever he chose to do for a living. As for Ms. Larson -hobag may be a rather harsh term for her but not such a smart idea to let yourself get photoged bent down on all fours dressed in a bikini licking some picture!!

    65. Carme says – reply to this


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      re: me
      Could ewe be any stupider???????

    66. Umi says – reply to this


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      I never believed that GC was in a relationship with Larson. I'm convinced it's been a well paid job for her. Now I'm even more convinced. GC paid Larson to "distract" the press so he could have a "real" and unnoticed relationship with someone else. Very clever….

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