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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > Rumer Willis > Pete Wentz

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Left: Rumer Willis. Right: Pete Wentz.



147 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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  1. meeee says – reply to this
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    first! ewwwww

  2. FATTY says – reply to this
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    BASTARD!

  3. Dukco says – reply to this
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    HAAAA HAAAA …

  4. slob says – reply to this
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    I really would like to find out that Bruce Willis beath the fuck outta you fatso!

  5. Girl says – reply to this
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    Pete Wents looks like a llama. Always.

  6. assle says – reply to this
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    pete's got a witch nose!

  7. E.E says – reply to this
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    hahaha…..so true….FIRST!!

  8. Buref says – reply to this
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    eeck! that's scaryyyyyyy!

  9. chori says – reply to this
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    just chop that chin off already

  10. ?? says – reply to this
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    WHERES BRITNEY? NEVER EVER MENTIONED ON PEREZ ANYMORE? WHY NOT?

  11. meow says – reply to this
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    not even close…

  12. chori says – reply to this
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    PErez Can't you play photo shop with her chin
    she'll look better than Demi

  13. Nico says – reply to this
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    Holy shit.

  14. 14

    nooo! DO a BUTTHEAD (beavis and butthead) separated at birth!!

    DO IT PEREZ! lol

  15. Girl says – reply to this
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    Pete Wentz looks like a llama. Always.

  16. ali says – reply to this
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    lmao.. I hate how Pete Wentz fixes his hair.

  17. Q says – reply to this
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    I want to hear more about that baby with the dick on his back, I'm hungry to suck! Do you thing anything will spurt out, or will it just twitch when it cums?

  18. saman says – reply to this
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    I bl ew Pete last year. He offered to go down on me - but I had my period at the time and he didn't care. He said Ashlee doesn't like giving head.

  19. Mommk says – reply to this
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    Slow news day???????????????????????

  20. Emmy says – reply to this
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    Hahaha! I hate them both.

  21. Caitl says – reply to this
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    ahahaha, that's awesome.

  22. jlees says – reply to this
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    wow.. i'm sad for her face.. seriously..
    no shame in getting a little reshaping done..

  23. Anna says – reply to this
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    are you crazy? he's way better looking than she is.

  24. syun says – reply to this
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    I think you're bs'ing Mr. Hilton. Rumer may be fugly manly but Pete sure ain't!

  25. Glow says – reply to this
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    LMAO
    LMAO
    LMAO
    LMAO

  26. yohae says – reply to this
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    24th? 25th? lol.. uhm, wow whattta a godndamn man :| :|

  27. srhy says – reply to this
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  28. Separ says – reply to this
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    Perez.. You're separated at Birth with Ronald McDonald after he ate everything in his McDonald's restaurants. (yeah, doesn't feel good does it?)

    Stop picking on this innocent girl. It's pathetic and despicable. You abhor bullies picking on gay people. Look at what you've done to this child. Just stop, be a better person, please. Enough is enough. Stop the insults and stop bullying this poor girl.

  29. BOYCO says – reply to this
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    I WILL NOT WATCH PETE WENTZ SHOW OR EVER BUY ANOTHER US WEEKLY MAGAZINE BECAUSE THEY HEIDI AND SPENCER ON PROMOTING FOR THEM. WE HAVE THE CHANCE TO STOP LETTING UN TALENTED ANNOYING PRICKS AND SLUTS FROM COMING FAMOUS IF WE BOYCOTT THEM!!!! BOYCOTT US WEEKLY!!!! AND DONT WATCH PETE WENTZ SHOW!

  30. STD says – reply to this
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    See Mario.
    See Mario hate how HE looks.
    See Mario shrink away from facing his own deep self-loathing.
    See Mario project his fears on to an innocent person who may well be happy with her appearance.
    See Mario's spirits sink because he lacks the courage to own his fears.
    See Mario turn off more and more people until his site fails.
    See Mario realize that he never WAS that important.
    See Mario alone and lonely, staring into the mirror while toying with a big knife.
    See Mario realize, "You get what you deserve."
    Good night, Mario.

  31. PNUT says – reply to this
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    OMG. That is so spot on. Thanks for the laffs.

  32. scoo says – reply to this
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    Perez is insecure about his flat, dimply ass. Take a look at it if you're brave enough.
    His body and face are so completely unattractive.

  33. ron says – reply to this
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    leave her alone. you are a fat ass. you are not good looking..

  34. PNUT says – reply to this
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    Re: ?? – Her record label is suing Perez for leaking her shiteous music. They didn't get that Perez was a big Brit fan, and they chose to sue him and no one else that also leaked the music. I'll bet they fucking wish he'd say something about her now, because she's all but forgotten about, now. Britney who? She's just another girl from LA that squirted out several kids before her 24 birthday. Nothing more, nothing less. Perez doesn't report about anyone on the same label as Brit. Why promote and make money for a company that is aggressively suing him? If they were smart they would withdraw the suit, apologize to Perez, and BEG him to invite Britney onto his next TV special.

  35. marl says – reply to this
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    Perez has horrible BO. His personal hygeine is poor at best. I worked with him and had to stay at least 6 feet away from him lest I be subjected to his stench.
    He's even less attractive in person if that's possible.
    A very jealous man. Hateful of anyone who got attention from hot guys.
    He spread a lot of rumors around.
    His career path is not surprising.
    Don't help him along. Let his website die a painful death.

  36. teena says – reply to this
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    I can't believe the size of that chin on rumer, she looks like jay leno, and pete wentz looks like his nose was smashed by a brick, can you imagine the offspring between him and ashley, remember she had a hook nose and a huge chin, their child will be a mess

  37. Laris says – reply to this
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    Re: Separ – If you knew Rumer Willis, you would not defend her in any way. Her two little sisters are down to earth and really sweet. Rumer is a TOTAL mean girl, she barely graduated high school, she flunked out of college her first semester, and I would say that she is one of the few people I know that is actually ADDICTED to pot. Total wake and baker. She is hated by almost everyone her age in town, and anyone who doesn't hate her hangs out with her hoping to be invited over to Mom's house.

  38. miche says – reply to this
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    Didn't they date?

  39. Les says – reply to this
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    Re: STD – LMAO!
    I predict that Perez will be howling just like Ed McMahon about foreclosure on his house in the next year or so.
    We can all sit back and have a good laugh at him while dissecting his fugly physique and commenting on it.
    Watch his wallet shrivel.

  40. CORN says – reply to this
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    She needs cosmetic surgery bad, she is so fugly. What a manly looking face for a woman. I bet her Mother and Father cry over her looks.

  41. Lol@H says – reply to this
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    Oh Lord, from a profile they do look alike!!!

  42. eww says – reply to this
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    Pete looks more fem than Rumer

  43. Johnn says – reply to this
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    I like Rumer Willis …. Perez… not so much.

  44. suzis says – reply to this
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    un-EFFing beliveable! how can two different sexes look soooo much alike?! Lovely Perez, lovely…

  45. kim k says – reply to this
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    HA HA HA HA HA HA
    Come on, Rumor's not really that fug

  46. jOhN says – reply to this
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    I don't see the resemblance. When the fuck are you going to stop picking on this girl, Perez?

  47. You_a says – reply to this
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    they have similar hair, thus were separted at birth…

    mmkay.

    Fucking retard.

  48. getAl says – reply to this
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    Re: STD

    Why waste your time leaving a comment on Perez's site. If you hate him so much and want him to kill himself, don't even stoop so low as to even visit his site. PISS OFF!

  49. i'm says – reply to this
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    a cross between "the mask" and the gross guy from the movie with cher.

    =dnt fight the REVOLUTiON=

  50. pross says – reply to this
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    Her jaw is .8 too long and .16 needs to be taken off the end. It is not that complicated, however it is major surgery. There is NO reason that she should not have this corrective surgery.

  51. Perez says – reply to this
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    For all you haters out there….WTF are you even doing on here? go visit TMZ and waste your energies there. Thanking you in advance for doing so. Leave us "Perezzies" alone! :D

  52. STD says – reply to this
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    Re: getAl – Especially for you:
    See Mario.
    See Mario hate how HE looks.
    See Mario shrink away from facing his own deep self-loathing.
    See Mario project his fears on to an innocent person who may well be happy with her appearance.
    See Mario's spirits sink because he lacks the courage to own his fears.
    See Mario turn off more and more people until his site fails.
    See Mario realize that he never WAS that important.
    See Mario alone and lonely, staring into the mirror while toying with a big knife.
    See Mario realize, "You get what you deserve."
    Good night, Mario.
    Hope you like it!
    PS I bet you like Perez's dimply ass.

  53. just says – reply to this
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    I love all people but why are so many gay men so hostile and catty? doesn't reflect good on your group I'll tell you that much. I think gay people should ex-communicate people like Perez. I think that would be a great PR move. Distance yourselves as far from people like Perez as possible.

  54. Gee says – reply to this
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    I TOTALLY GAVE YOU THIS IDEA haha but I'm happy to be plagiarized by the best :-*

  55. cass says – reply to this
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    WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT CHIN!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!
    AND PETE HAS A SCREWED UP NOSE!!!
    i thought hollywood was full of pretty people! LOL!

  56. I'd says – reply to this
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    MUST BE A GAY THING BECAUSE I'D TOTALLY FUCK HER HARDCORE.

  57. jen says – reply to this
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    EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!! They are both so gross!

  58. gina5 says – reply to this
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    hahahahahaha

  59. Rodne says – reply to this
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    Eww, Pete is a fucking nasty ass hobag with major problems.

  60. STD says – reply to this
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    Re: Gee – Thanks Gee, I was hoping you would repost it regularly. Yes these are your words, not mine.
    I couldn't stop laughing after reading it and hoped others would see it.

  61. STD says – reply to this
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    Re: STD – PS please keep up the creative writing. You've aptly expressed what many feel in a most humorous way!
    I'm here now only to point out what a bully Mario is.

  62. kornd says – reply to this
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    Does he know what the back fo. my throat feel like?

  63. julia says – reply to this
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    oww thats not nice…but i love it

  64. DICK says – reply to this
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    I dislike both of them equally, but that is just NOT fair to Pete!
    He looks much better than POTATO HEAD!!!
    I don't swing the way of the Mario, but I would hit Pete before I hit POTATO HEAD!
    POTATO HEAD.. that's awesome Perez!!!

  65. God says – reply to this
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    What the fuck is this cut hair?? I mean Pete's cut hair. Was his hair-dresser drunk??

  66. spenc says – reply to this
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    Wow, I didn't know they were related.

  67. sarah says – reply to this
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    why are you rushing to defend her? what has she actually done in her life to warrant all this attention? She gets drunk, stoned, dropped out of college, and just generally hangs around places with more famous people so she can get her picture taken. Let her get insulted, maybe she'll take herself out of the public eye and sort her life out.

  68. melin says – reply to this
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    they both are fugly! And from the side the both look like monkeys!! Pete looks like one from the front as well! 2 FUGLY FUGLY people

  69. mir m says – reply to this
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    um sorry she may look like a man but he is a VERY GOOD LOOKING MAN!!!!!!! FOB rock my world and if you dont agree ROIT IN HELL!!!

  70. Jessi says – reply to this
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    Don't insult Pete like that!

  71. 71

    This blows my mind…these people are famous? How did these ugly geeks get famous?Oh yeah US is dumb

  72. Gigi says – reply to this
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    What do you have against Rumer Willis? Is it really necessary to have one of these posts with every update?

  73. colle says – reply to this
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    hopefully , Ashlee Simpson and Pete Went'z baby doesnt look like rumer willis . i'd feel bad for that child.

  74. klara says – reply to this
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    HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHAAAA. LOLOLOL. THEY LOOK LIKE TWINS!!

  75. blah says – reply to this
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    LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

  76. 76

    eeeerrrrrr no!!
    Pete Wentz is hawt!
    She's just… Ming…

  77. ray r says – reply to this
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    He's prettier and has a better haircut.

  78. val says – reply to this
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    Now and Then is on TV right now… Rumer plays Gaby Hoffman's little sister… she was actually kind cute. WTF happened.

  79. Renee says – reply to this
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    SHE WAS IN "NOW AND THEN"!!!

  80. hanna says – reply to this
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    Pete Wentz looks more femenine than Rumeur